Holy buckets, O'Niells - 23 squads on a Sunday? People seriously have it out for me, scoring solo [with creds to Quizmaster Eric for jumping in on Round 4] and trying to keep the rhythm all tasty and night-like. This quizzy business can be furious, and tonight was a fine example of such. Despite some teams calling shenanigans on the ubiquitous Careless Whisper question [and having now checked my sources - I'm right and stop whining], it was as care-free as a busy-ass night can be. There was cake, I called some guy a fucker on behalf of a besodden young lady, and we're keeping the Geek Bowl trophy right here, so quiz up and riot for January 30th in Denver. This time it's for keeps.

Thats right, keep smiling at me out of the corner of your eye so that I can stab you in it. I mean, you're awesome!

Riiiise from your grave! No one wants to play Sega with Harrison Ford!

This table brings the sexyface so all emcompassingly better than your table will ever.

Beauty, Brains, and Fernando - no wait, I'm watching Breaking Bad!

That part on the new Patton Oswalt CD is pretty great ...

Tidy bar-side team, all awesome and funyons.

Solo squad por vida.

Tequila Makes My Clothes Come Off and a tall glass of milk makes me put them right back on again!

Hats make you smarter.

I didn't need a tidy Arrested Development reference to herald this squad tonight.

There is why I be all like why you gotta be wasting my flava?

Oh geez, Carol Anne - just go into the light already.

Dude is hairless, not bald, OK.

The Duo. If you guys are related, please don't have sex.

Birthday Squad Mach 4. So much beer-bottling in your fucking future.

I'll be all like, watching you flow - because, wait. What?

It's a table, and it goes BOUNCE, eh!

My scoring hand/ claw is ready for something new and exciting, so I'm going to go find me some shit. Thanks for almost killing me tonight, O'Niells! Come on back next week for more b-porn and disintegrated melodies - all for the like/ love. Whichever works best for you. I don't need anything serious right now.

B-B-B-Benny Has Tourettes … Ass! also, ADAM.

For 3rd Place is awesome ...

And 2nd in sweeter ...

But 1st just rocks like Dokken.

The Ponytail Takedowns                     82
Tequila Makes My Clothes Come Off          78
My iPhone Stole My Social Life             73
Beauty, Brains, and Fernando               72
Lando & Princess Leia Make a Porno         72
B-B-B-Benny Has Tourettes … Ass!           71 
No Really, the Yankees Suck                71
Sheetcakes of Victory                      69
H1N1 Vaccine, The Mark of the Beats        66 
Happy Birthday Boobs and McGee aka Morgan  63
Gobias Industries                          63 
It's My Birthday                           62
Callate La Bocz                            62
DDG                                        61
Dead Dove: Do Not Eat                      61
Hot Lesbians                               57
Wizards of Montclaire Place                53
Phantoms, the                              51
Cheap Whore                                44
Ear Muffins                                30
Only the Lonely                            18
Blond B & G                                18
Collossal Drakes                            5