I believe that was the lesson to be taken away from round one on wildly unpopular vacation destinations last night. Half of the awful places in the round were in Africa. Now, some might accuse the writer of that round *cough*Dicker*cough,cough* of possibly harboring some racist tendencies toward the Cradle of Civilization. That would be an inaccurate assumption, as there's is no "possibly" about it. The fact is that Quizmaster in Chief John Dicker is an unrepentant racist and bigot of the highest order. You want proof? Just look at the following picture:

I think Dicker's Aryan Unicorn Mascot says all that needs to be said.

In fact, I have it on good authority that something like %75 of the proceeds from Geeks Who Drink Pub Quizzes go directly into the coffers of the Committee for Radical Aryan Children's Kindergarten Education and Relocation, or CRACKER, a program that seeks to teach young, pure-as-the-driven-snow moppets about racial purity and the inevitable Race War, as well as relocating said Early Education Eichmanns out of mixed-race schools and into classrooms where Mein Führer's name can be spoken with the reverence and pride it deserves. Dicker has always been a big supporter of education.

So now, with his master plot finally revealed, the questions is, will the throngs of left-leaning hipster liberals continue to patronize an event that serves only to propagate the coming Race War? Or will they go back to whatever it was they did ironically before GWD came along to save them from their tired, smug lives to begin with?*

Titty Residue. My favorite kind of residue.

My Dick is Huge, But it’s Not Samoan

I Will Shout, I Will Fuck . . . it isn't Fixed

Best team name lately belongs to Rosa Parks Didn't Call Shotgun. I think the reason it works is that, while mildly offensive, it's got a kind of innocence to it that softens the blow.

Plus it helps that in this reenactment of the famous incident, the part of Miss Parks is played a girl whose name might as well be Lily White.

I took this second picture so that the face of homegirl with the glasses wasn't obscured like the first one. Crazy dude in the front just kept on driving the bus though.

A disgraced Triple Nerd Score went from 1st to 4th after round 8. The single fingers being held up are the place they wish they had finished in.

"Dude, that is a fucking sweet Voltron t-shirt." - Me

This seems like as good a place as any to let you all know that I'm officially over the word "vuvuzella" orwhateverthefuck and to warn you that should anyone use it in a team name it will automatically be changed to Vulvasaurus, which is infinitely funnier.

Titty Residue                                             65
My Dick is Huge But it’s Not Samoan                       64 2nd in OT
I Will Shout, I Will Fuck . . . it isn't Fixed            64
Triple Nerd Score                                         63
Cerebral Palsy … the Sexy Palsy                           60
Jesus & Tequila                                           60
Sweet Potato Fry Guy                                      60
Your Mom                                                  59
The Shitty Beatles                                        58
John Marston's Posse                                      57
Late Model Whore                                          57
The Defenestrators                                        57
Bang Sauce                                                55
Klux Like a Byrd                                          55
Disallowed Goals                                          54
Attack of the Vulvasaurus!                                53
First Slice of the Crunch                                 53
Rosa Parks Didn't Call Shotgun                            52
Our Team Stood Us Up                                      51
You Must Be Irish                                         51
Bitch3                                                    45
Oops, I Crapped My Pants                                  44
The 10th Year                                             43
Staff Infection                                           34
wp terrets                                                11

*In case you have no concept of satire, you do know that was all bullshit, right? Just wanna cover my ass in case some people who read this are a bit too literal minded.