AH! Quiz got crazy!

There was a 4-way tie for first this week. A tie that could only be decided by a dance off! Four contestants took the stage and Shook Their Booties! Here were the winners.

"MOSES AND THE SMELLY FRUITS WIN FIRST"
After trailing most of the game, Moses caught up and overcame their competition. Way to shake it Erin.

"NWH" wins second!

NWH won second place (no thanks to Bianca.)

"DISINTELLEGENSIA" wins Third!
Masters danced a little awkwardly but our hearts went out to him, like a Special Olympic victory, we pitied him into placing.

"TRAMP STAMP" 4th!
Sucks! Tying and coming in fourth sucks. No way around it. But hey, you are the titular team for this bar. You shall overcome.

THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT

Beavis and Butthead's favorite movie: Shaft. Uh-huh-huh-huh. Hee-heh-heh.

BUKKAKE BOMBERS
Dude's story about bumping his head at Six Flags and getting facial paralysis was funny. Hearing about his friends trying to taunt his face into moving was even funnier.

THE DUPLEXICONS
Ladies - What happened to joining up with Friends of Dave? Y'all would rule together. Go super team!

FRIENDS OF DAVE held the lead early. They knew the music from 1994 like the back of their slap bracelets. I think someone still has a mix tape in their car.

LITERALLY TAKE ONE STEP BACK AND FUCK YOUR OWN FACE
Good effort dudes. Mister Tramps was overflowing. Folks had to sit outside. Come early! Bring your friends!

My lovely ASSistant. (Her real name is Christa)

MENAGE-A-TRON with only 2 of their players! Almost took the win! Eric didn't win any facial hair this week, but we have merkins on the way!

Rod Stewart, Bryan Adams, and Sting singing together sounds like tracheotomy patients doing an anti-smoking ad.

TEAM SU-ANNA

THE GLEE CLUB. Good start, didn't quite catch up at the end. Fabulous outfits!

SEE YOU GUYS NEXT WEEK!

SCORES:

moses & the smelly farts	                        63 *1st
disintelligentsia	                                63 *3rd
nwh	                                                63 *2nd
tramp stamp	                                        63 *4th
the glee club	                                        61
literally take one step back and fuck your own face	59
menage-a-tron	                                        59
su-anna	                                                59
bukkake bombers	                                        58
there's an app for that	                                57
friends of dave	                                        56
duplexicons	                                        56
smarty pants	                                        31
the denominators	                                10

It was another great quiz at Mister Tramps. Familiar teams like "Business Socks" and "Menage-A-Tron" winning big, but also new teams like "Lugubrious Whing-Whing" finding their way to third place.

In a quiz loaded with questions about muppeteers, narwhals, and Mike Tyson's Punch Out - what got the most attention was my assistant Vanna.
She received three marriage proposals in the two hours of quiz time. To the drunk man giving those proposals - I may be the quizmaster, but sometimes I score. We're dating. Fuck off.

BUSINESS SOCKS WIN FIRST PLACE!

MENAGE-A-TRON wins second!

LUGUBRIOUS WHING-WHANG wins third!

The Bukkake Bombers

TEAM 4-20

THE LOVELY TRAMPS OF TRAMP STAMP!

See ya next week!

SCORES:

business socks	        77
menage-a-tron	        73
lugubrious whing whang	64
duplexicons	        62
there's an app for that	61
nwh	                57
tramp stamp	        54
bukkake bombers	        50
dozy	                49
10/4/20	                48
friends of dave	        46
chuckle sandwich	42
assaulted peanuts	28
d cards	                23
no names	         3

Where do you keep your trivia knowledge? In your brain?

Ow, my brain hurts! Too much knowledge
Well, that's not where winners keep their knowledge.

A winner keeps it in their nips! That's the secret to a successful quiz folks! Tight, fact filled nipples.

First place, with a dominant 9 point lead, BUSINESS SOCKS. Getting down to business is what they do. Socking is what they love.

2nd place went to 2 LEGIT TO TRAMP. MC Hammer reference -decent. I challenge you to make a Run DMC for next week.

3rd place goes to MENAGE-A-TRON. Freaky robots swinging and throwing laser discs. Great movie. Good times. Enjoy to Dashboard Jesus.

Listening to Celine Dion is almost bearable as a group. We can all laugh our mutual pain. But listening to Celine Dion in your home, or a dentist's waiting room, is like being kicked in the nards or stabbed in a place where ironic humor can't save you.

THE DUPLEXICONS

This team claimed that 'being too old' for any set of questions was reason to be exempt from scoring. Hey guys, it works both ways. I'm pretty sure you were the first to name the Moody Blues song, and recognize Robert Blake's voice. Old, young, always a level playing field with the Geeks.

TEAM SCHITZEN FEST

DUNNO.

PEARL NECKLACE.

TEAM STAMPY.

My favorite moment of the night was the intoxicated man trying to convince me that his pen did not work, and he unfairly didn't receive the free beer for the french bonus question. When I asked him to say three other words in french he responded with: french fries. Good one, bro!

Awesome quiz. Let's make it happen next week.

SCORES:

business socks	        72
2 legit to tramp	63
menage-a-tron	        59
duplexicons	        58
pearl necklace	        58
dunno	                57
stampy	                57
austin blacks RFC	57
teabaggers	        56
nwh	                54
tokyo barcelona	        52
schitzen fest	        47
dads	                19
team j	                12

You thought you could waltz in the door and win the SPLAT! quiz with a basic love of horror movies. Oh no! You got sliced up. Slice, slice - pool of blood.

The winners were FIVE TINGLING GYNIES AND A WIENER

They knew their shit.

But they weren't the only ones.

PEARL NECKLACE tied them in horror movie knowledge.

So there was a dance off!

Evelyn danced her ass off!

Sarah from PEARL NECKLACE got a little intimidated

Evelyn came back for more!!

Snap Crackle Pop, THE GYNIES win!

In third place newcomers THE MAN!

BUSINESS SOCKS YOUR BLOOD! Lon Cheney played all five of these characters.

THE LEFTOVERS

MOPAC MO PROBLEMS

THE VAMPIRE STRIKES BACK!!

Your Scores:

5 tingling gynies and a wiener	64
pearl necklace                  64
the man	                        61
the leftovers	                57
business socks your blood	53
the vampire strikes back	52
knife	                        50
bukkake bombers	                49
go team venture	                49
mopac mo problems	        49
lesbians + 1	                43
exterminators	                30
potatoes	                13 

It is important to have your photo taken at Pub events. Much like the guy at the Dodger's game behind Larry David, being caught on film can clear you for murder. B/C as we all know, In America you guilty of any crime unless caught on film at a different location.

ART!

The winners this week, by an outstanding lead of 10 points, were the one the only BUSINESS SOCKS!

Winning Second, only their second week to compete: THE DUPLEXICONS.

AND THIRD PLACE GOES TO THE HANDSOME "BONUS CZECH"

My Dad showed up late.

My Grandfather made a few crude remarks!

And Aunt Rita, well, poor Aunt Rita.

The owner of this Tramp Stamp says it doesn't count because she was 17 when she got it. Honey - some consequences are the forever type.

TEAM TRAMP STAMP

Yee-haw! See you next week.

SCORE:

business socks	                72
duplexicons!	                62
jack donaghay's big bonus czech	60
stampy	                        56
hutto drift	                55
trampy	                        54
bukkake bombers	                51
car ramrod	                43
boner soup	                36
we heart dollar beers	        33
hot sundae	                 2