Help me piece together the events of last night.
Let's start with what I do remember,
I also remember that THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY POTATOES jokered their way into second place. alright, I'll bite. How do you play potatoes? And why do I have all these bruises on my arms?
I remember that Menage-A-Tron won the Pantomime Off for third place very successfully. I remember that we could all almost smell the eggs frying. Is that why I woke up facedown in a dagwood sandwich at the seediest of all diners this morning?
A Mic, A Spic, and a Diabetic! I was informed that the spic had already left.
I Hope Ghana Gets Gonorrhea. Yes. And I hope Germany get germs on me. And I hope South Korea get a mouth of corn, eh? And I hope France gets AIDS.
TEAM WHERE'S TIFFINI? Get my friend closer to where I can say Hi and share a pint.
Other things I don't remember: Its hazy. Was there a celebrity or celebrity look alike last night? Was that person perhaps from Twilight? I also threw up later what looked like a party favor. Who had a birthday?
SCORES:
the magnificent cunts 79 that’s not how you play potatoes! 76 menage a tron 75 *third business socks 75 blonde tween death machine 68 hurricane alex trebek autotune 67 a mic a spic and a diabetic 67 bukkake bombers over baghdad 65 world cup in fixin to get mesi! 65 official lasik surgeon of FIFA 60 I hope ghana gets gonorrhea 51 mike hawk ring 46
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