Buckley's In Belltown

I'll Be Back With A Mighty Pimp Slap!!!

Jennifer — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:43:18 +0000

cum on feel the noise
girls rock your boys
we'll get wild wild wild, wild wild wild

So you think I've got an evil mind
I'll tell you honey
I don't know why

I don't know why
So you think my singin's out of chime
It makes me money

I don't know why
I don't know why
Anymore, oh no

So come on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild

wild, wild, wild
come on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys

We get wild, wild, wild
Til dawn
So you say I got a funny face

I got no worries
And I don't know why
you say I'm a scumbag with some disgrace

I'm in no hurry
And I don't know why
I don't know why

Anymore, no no no
So come on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys

We'll get wild, wild, wild
We get wild, wild, wild
Come on feel the noise

Girls rock your boys
We get wild, wild, wild
Til dawn

well think we have a lazy time
you should know better
I don't know why

I don't know why
And you say I got a dirty mind
a mean go-getter!

I don't know why
I don't know why
Anymore, oh no

Velvet Underpants	                        78
Villiage Idiots	                                76
Werewolf Barmitvah	                        70
Dixon Tulips	                                65
Kyoto Ghetto Pussy's Pimp hand is strong	56
We Don't Finish Ours	                        53
The Unemployables	                        45
Zombie Sluts	                                41
Rooster Cogburn	                                37
The Lone Rangers	                        28
Haleakala and the Sugar Nipples	                28
Pantelones Optionales	                        27
Constipated Joy	                                25
Losers	                                        19
Safavaloney	                                16
I hate it when I can't finish	                 2

Original post blogged on b2evolution.

Go Scheisse Yourself In!

Jennifer — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 04:30:58 +0000

Now, who's hot who not
Tell me who rock who sell out in the stores
You tell me who flopped who copped the blue drop

Who jewels got robbed who's mostly Goldie down
to the tube sock, the same ol pimp
Mase, you know ain't nuttin change but my limp

Can't stop till I see my name on a blimp
Guarantee a million sales pullin all the love
You don't believe in Harlem World nigga double up

We don't play around it's a bet lay it down
nigga didn't know me ninety-one bet they know me now
I'm the young Harlem nigga with the Goldie sound

Can't no PHD niggaz hold me down, Cooter
schooled me to the game, now I know my duty
Stay humble stay low blow like Hootie

CONGRATS KYOTO GHETTO PUSSY: A TEAM OF ONE for winning Second Place This Week!pimp niggaz spend no dough on the booty
And then ya yell there go Mase there go your cutie
[singers come in over this last line]

I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see

Yeah yeah, ahaha, from the C-to-the-A-to-the-D-D-Y
know you'd rather see me die than to see me fly
I call all the shots

Rip all the spots, rock all the rocks
Cop all the drops, I know you thinkin now's
when all the ballin stops, nigga never

home got a chrome one and a yacht
Ten years from now we'll still be on top
Yo, I thought I told you that we won't stop

Now whatcha gonna do when it's cool
bag a money much longer than yours
and a team much stronger than yours, violate me

this'll be your day, we don't play
Mess around be D.O.A., be on your way
Cause it ain't enough time here, ain't enough lime here

for you to shine here, deal with many women
but treat dimes fair, and I'm
bigger than the city lights down in Times Square
Yeah, yeah yeah

Village Idiots	                        73
Kyoto Ghetto Pussy	                53
Dixon Tulips	                        52
The Unemployables	                51
Mellen Cougar	                        48
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah	                47
Better-Way	                        37
No Means Yes, and Yes Means Anal	32
Go Dog Go	                        29
The Lone Ranger                  	25
Bruce Squared	                        14
ZJ, Cuz You Cant Afford It.	        13
Austrailian do it best!                  8
The Totts	                         8

Original post blogged on b2evolution.

Your Dixon Tulips Can not Defeat My MouthHug

Jennifer — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 04:37:04 +0000

[Snoop Dogg]
Greetings loved ones
Lets take a journey
[Katy Perry]
I know a place

Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild
There must be something in the water
Sippin' gin and juice

Laying underneath the palm trees
The boys
Break their necks
Try'na to creep a little sneak peek
(at us)

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the golden coast
Once you party with us

You'll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
California girls
We're unforgettable

Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot

Will melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
California girls
We're undeniable

Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

S*x on a beach
We get sand in our stilletos
We freak
And we're cheap

So play the songs on the stereo
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the golden coast

Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top

Sun-kissed skin
So hot
Will melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock

West coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

[Snoop Dogg]
Tone Tan
Fit and ready
Turn it up cause its gettin' heavy

Village Idiots	                        75
Dixon Tulips	                        60
Velvet Underpants	                59
Bartender Zach	                        58
The Unemployables	                56
Werewolf Barmitzvah	                56
Sierra Nevada	                        55
Bubba and the Belltown Babes	        50
Kyoto Ghetto Pussy	                46
You Killed My Father's Prepare to Die	46
Team Name	                        43
I <3 NJ	                                42
I Know Nothing	                        35
Mouthhug	                        35
Drinks are on the house	                31
Chico	                                29
The "B" team	                        27
The Lone Ranger	                        27
Jerkbucket	                        14
Starbuck Rocks	                         9

Original post blogged on b2evolution.

Toy Story in Babeland...

Jennifer — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 04:32:10 +0000

I saw her today at a reception
A glass of wine in her hand
I knew she would meet her connection
At her feet was her footloose man

No, you can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want

And if you try sometime you find
You get what you need
I saw her today at the reception

A glass of wine in her hand
I knew she was gonna meet her connection
At her feet was her footloose man

You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want

But if you try sometimes you might find
You get what you need
Oh yeah, hey hey hey, oh...
And I went down to the demonstration

To get my fair share of abuse
Singing, "We're gonna vent our frustration
If we don't we're gonna blow a 50-amp fuse"
Sing it to me now...

You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes well you just might find

You get what you need
Oh baby, yeah, yeah!
I went down to the Chelsea drugstore
To get your prescription filled

I was standing in line with Mr. Jimmy
And man, did he look pretty ill
We decided that we would have a soda
My favorite flavor, cherry red

I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy
Yeah, and he said one word to me, and that was "dead"
I said to him
You can't always get what you want, no!
You can't always get what you want (tell ya baby)

You can't always get what you want (no)
But if you try sometimes you just might find
You get what you need
Oh yes! Woo!
You get what you need--yeah, oh baby!
Oh yeah!

I saw her today at the reception
In her glass was a bleeding man
She was practiced at the art of deception
Well I could tell by her blood-stained hands

You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you just might find

Geoduck Salads	                84
Villiage Idiots	                80
The Unemployables	        71
Kyoto Ghetto Pussy	        59
Seaward	                        50
My Couch Pulls out, but I don't	47
Team Cobra	                45
The Lone Ranger         	42
Quiz My Ass	                41
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah	        41
Zombie Sluts	                41
Kip Drody's Proteges	        36
Ball Girls	                20
Jauted Tenders	                17
Christen/Lindsey	        10

Original post blogged on b2evolution.

Deep Dixon...

Jennifer — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 06:57:09 +0000

Mama take this badge from me
I can't use it anymore

It's getting dark too dark to see
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door

Mama put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore

That cold black cloud is comin' down
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door

You just better start sniffin' your own
rank subjugation jack 'cause it's just you
against your tattered libido, the bank and

the mortician, forever man and it wouldn't
be luck if you could get out of life alive
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door

Dixon Tulips	            83
Villiage Idiots	            81
Werewolf Barmitzvah	    72
Spelling Bee	            63
The Unemployables	    60
Age Before Beauty	    58
The Usual Suspects	    58
Bubba &the  Belltown Babes  54
The Hefs	            34
It Doesn't Matter           34
Laurassssss!	            25
Pacino's Wrath	            16

Original post blogged on b2evolution.

My My What A BIg Brain You Have! Where's Granny?

Science — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 21:22:02 +0000

Science McGhee here once again. Standing in for the bold and beautiful Jen Seaman at Buckleys in Belltown. Before I get started with the Bliggity Blog I just want to tell you that we can thank Uncle Fred for the cockney slang captions on the photos. Give it a go at interpreting-IF YOU DARE!

Today (today-today-today-today-today) Village Idiots (village idiots-village idiots-village idiot-village idiots-ots-ots-ots) WON! again.

Lawd above! Ge'in' elephants trunk is only 'alf da battle., innit.!

OK guys, you are smart as hell and ain't no body gonna breaka your stride, nobody gonna hold you down, oh no. You got to keep on

(you are sleepy) COME BACK EVERY WEEK TO GEEKS WHO DRINK (you are now in a trance)(drink)

We had a lot of great new teams this week. A team came in this week and was the first team ever to make me glad that I know internet slang. OMGWTFBBQ. A little bit of new slang mixed in with the classic abbreviated barbeque and I'm smiling all night long! OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK BARBEQUE is an attention deficit dream team name. Thanks you guys.

Our second to last team to win that big old ice cold glass pitcher of delicious beer was called John Stamos blah blah blah pop reference and they were recording a podcast all night which they invited me to join in on after the quiz. What I learned during this podcast was that if you could punish Georgie Bush and Dicky Cheney the best way to do it would be to trap them in a room and ... even better than bamboo under the fingernails... force them to make out!!!!!

Lor' luv a duck! These guys do podcasters tug ov war accents van James Bond. Know what I mean?

It also seems that John Stamos blah blah guys can do more accents than me. (raised fist and outrage!!) Which is a lot.
78 individual hugs go out to each and every one of you. If there are some left over you can have two.

Awright geeezzaa! (adorable) mate.

Blimey! I learn tug ov war an' tug ov war wiv each shot. Nuff said, yeah?!

Lawd above! Bees talks an' walks around buyin. , innit!

Lor' luv a duck! The smartest lady in da world. Know what I mean?
!

Lawd above! Ge'in in while da ge'in' is bee's knees. , innit.!

Awright geeezzaa! Just when you thought you knew i' all... Sorted mate.
!

Lor' luv a duck! Get yaaahr blowlamps an' let's go. Know what I mean?
!

Awright geeezzaa! Rattle an' Hum on cilla black now. Sorted mate.!

Lor' luv a duck! Get i' Richard (Dunne). Know what I mean?!

Lor' luv a duck! Let me see what boo'y roll. That alex song alex song  alex song alex song alex song. Know what I mean?!

THE SCORES

Village Idiots	                            80
Velvet Underpants                           79
Werewolf Barmitzvah                         75	
Tonka's                                     69
The Unemployables                           68
Dixxon Tulips                               67
I'm not a gynocologist but I'll take a look 66
Bubba and the Belltown Babes	            65
OMGWTFBBQ!                                  65
Peaches all around                          55
Tits McGhee	                            49
Jerk Bucket Rulez	                    42
John Stamos Blah Blah Blah Pop Reference    40
Backdoor, No Babies                         25

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Nerf Herders Are Us!!!

Jennifer — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 05:10:26 +0000

You were a child,
crawlin' on your knees toward it.
Makin' mama so proud,
but your voice was too loud.

We like to watch you laughing.
You pick the insects off plants.
No time to think of consequences.

Control yourself.
Take only what you need from it.
A family of trees wantin',
To be haunted.

The water is warm,
but it's sending me shivers.
A baby is born,
crying out for attention.
Memories fade,
like looking through a fogged mirror
Decision to decisions are made and not bought
But I thought,
this wouldn't hurt a lot.
I guess not.

Control yourself.
Take only what you need from it.
A family of trees wantin',
To be haunted.

Control yourself.
Take only what you need from it.
A family of treeeeees...

Village Idiots	                                75
Werewolf Barmitzvah	                        61
The Unemployables	                        57
The Weepers	                                48
Kyoto Ghetto Pussy	                        45
The Terry Shiavo diet, It's a no brainer	42
The Grocery Bags	                        32
The Lone Ranger	                                30
The Lowest Common Denominators	                30

Original post blogged on b2evolution.

Woah, BellTown! ThEse Geeks ARe Out Of ConTroL!!

Jennifer — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 12:29:56 +0000

Checkin in with tonight's quiz update for Buckleys in Belltown is Science McGhee, QM Jen's loyal grader and fan of many things. This is my first time posting and I think I'm suppose to hype you all up so here's a go at it.

For starters, these are some notable quotes on positive thinking by some important people:

"It's not about the prizes, it's about winning them. That's the kind of attitude a winner has."-me

"Some say you don't know what it's like to win... until you've won, but if you're a winner you can feel it coming"-me

"Hey, you win some, you win some."-me

"That sounds like a win win situation." -some other dude or lady.

(If you hold your nose and read the next paragraph aloud and quickly- you'll earn a lime rickey!)

There were many new teams having good times tonight at Buckleys. Unfortunately for The Village Idiots-- the #1 geeks at Buckleys for what seems like a million weeks in a row-- this marks the 2nd week they've been one upped by the competition. The grand prize was taken by 3 gentlemen called "J Slingers" who like riding horses on the beach, believe chivalry is still alive and like to cheer enthusiastically and/or wildly at the bar in their free time.
In other news I personalIy got to actually meet some of the teams whose names I've only been seeing scrawled illegibly in a drunken script for some time and I have to tell you, those Zombie Sluts look like really nice people.

Here are some pictures to feel the love on.

Good times people.

The J slingers	                 74
Village Idiots  	         67
dirty Sancho Panza	         66
Dixon Tulips	                 65
Rubbin is Racin	                 65
Werewolf Barmitzvah	         65
Kyotto Ghetto Pussy	         63
===D 	                         59
The Unemployables	         59
Snowballs Chance in Hell	 48
Mother knows best 	         46
Slim Chance 	                 46
Corangie	                 45
Team Extreme	                 44
band of brothers	         42
The Hard Woods	                 41
Zombie Sluts	                 41
Boom Shaka laka	                 38
Car Toys	                 33
MouthHug	                 29
The Dorroti Column	         29

Will the J Slingers come back next week to champion their new GEEK title? Will the Village Idiots be stoned? Will Werewolf Barmitzvah scratch their way back to the top? Stay Tuned. Every Tuesday at Buckleys. Tell your friends. now.

Original post blogged on b2evolution.