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Being fictional characters, Edgar and Kink can't vote today, but you can!

Due to the perceived difficulty of simultaneously quizzing and watching the election returns, the following quizzes are off tonight:

• Cap City Tavern
• Irish Snug
• Jordan's
• Miller's Crossing
• The Spot (Golden)

If you need a break from obsessing over the results, we're still quizzing at 10 other locations tonight so check the complete schedule for a quiz near you!

You may have noticed that we look a little different. We haven't lost weight, gotten a hair cut, or had a sex change operation.

With all of the problems we were having with our webhost earlier in the week we decided it was time to upgrade the blog. We're still tweaking the look, feel and functionality.

There are some cool new features to share with you:

• Comment Spam Filter - We know how much you enjoyed reading through fantastic offers to enlarge your breasts/penis and get prescription drugs at rock bottom prices, but we thought it was time for the spam to go. When you post blog comments you'll be required to enter in text from an image. It's our sincere hope that this means the last of the OMG!!!1Vi4graCasinoBuddy crap on the blog.
• Recent Comments - In the right-hand navigation you can see the most recently posted comments and stayed hooked into the action at your quiz during the week.
• Better Video Embedding - Our updated blog lets us pull YouTube video in directly, and to demonstrate, here's Evil Rob doing the robot at his wedding:

Smashing!

Thank you for bearing with us during this transition. We now return you to your regularly scheduled quiz.

Geeks Who Drink is proud to announce its long awaited Texas takeover commences on Tuesday, August 5th (that's TONIGHT) at The Lion and Rose Pub in San Antonio.

Colorado geeks know how Texans routinely invade our state to amaze us with the latest in breathtakingly ugly ski apparel. Well, we're right back at em only we're not leaving after we break our ankles on the lift. Nope, we're staying until our Lone Star geeks learn rules 1-3 and, of course, to obey their quizmaster.

If you have friends in San Antonio or surrounding environs please let them know what's up. Again, the details:

The Lion and Rose Pub - Sonterra/Stone Oak
700 E. Sonterra Blvd. #318,
San Antonio, TX 78258
Tuesdays, 8pm
Starts TONIGHT

Tonight only we're a no go for logistic and technical reasons at the following venues:

ILLEGAL PETE'S PARK MEADOWS
THE SPOT - in Golden.

Still plenty of places to play and will be back next week.

Holy crap, one of the biggest political blogs wrote about us mostly in terms of which players on a particular team at Catacombs are the most fuckable.

Holy crap, one of the biggest newspapers at CU Denver wrote about us!

Holy crap: It's the Cock Quiz.

This Thursday at Illegal Pete's DTC and the following Monday at Burt's Tiki Lounge in Albuquerque the entire quiz will be cock related! I realize we do a fair amount of puerile and penile humor at Geeks Who Drink but some might say not enough so this one's for you.

Illegal Pete's DTC: 6pm this Thursday July 24th; Burt's Tiki Lounge: 8pm, Monday July 28th.

You may recognize our friend Adam Cayton-Holland from such Geeks Who Drink appearances as: Geek Bowl 2007, and Geek Bowl 2008. The Westword "What's So Funny?" author and ringleader of the monthly Los Comicos Super Hilariosos is filming his first comedy DVD. This is the ticket to get.

At CooperSmith's in Ft. Collins and Goosetown Tavern in Denver only: Father and Son and/or Daughter and son combos get a 2 pt. head start.

It's 2 pts. per combination, however, it's just limited to one. So all you prolific daddies with 5 kids in 6 states, try your best to pick one cause you're only getting 2 pts.

Both quizzes start at 7pm.