Some may say it was the women's synchronized diving on TV. Some may say it was the possibility of rain. Jim says it was because he was absent. Whatever you say, last night was a quiz for the regulars at Coops. An intimate, speedy affair on for the real quiz junkies. But with only six teams to compete against, no one stepped up to steal the glory from Research and Synchronized Drowning. It would take a return of Legion of Doom or Alpha Denim to tear down these champs, though On Your Markus, Get Set, Go! can and will beat them, just not tonight.
Here are the champs:

Check out the intimidation in the eyes of the SNL guy!
And here are the contenders.
Next week, folks. Next week.But look! Look who landed in third! Nine times! Holy shit.
Three is twenty-seven.Fornicating Leads to VD and Hoof Hearted (get it?) deserve honorable mentions.
Here are the standings:
Research and Synchronized Drowning 68
On Your Markus, Get Set, Go! 58
Nine Times 51
Fornicating Leads to VD 47
Hoof Hearted 44
Just the Two of Us, We Can't 44
Make it if We Try
Fighting Mongooses 34
Beer Me 24
See you next week!



















These guys are serious. Seriously. Beat them, somebody.

No, really, they fuck mothers.
This is geek potpourri.
No, really, their choads are long and winding.








