How can you not be excited about a butt round all about round butts? By the way, Dicker? Go to hell, I've got I don't think you're ready for this jelly repeating itself over and over and over again in my skull and it won't fucking stop.

In other news, and by other news I mean the random knowledge round, people were far more likely to know which men Eminem has accused Christina Aguilera of giving a blowjob than the values of various scrabble tiles. I think for this crowd, though, asking for the names of the first three Harold Porter books was a gimme.

You Seattleites seeing all this kerfluffle about the Geek Bowl? I should get all passive/aggressive about it, in true Pacific Northwest style, but I won't. I'm going to go with our other tradition of pretending to have the higher moral ground. A Geek Bowl clearly has a much higher carbon footprint than a normal quiz, and this is the only reason we don't have one of our own. I highly suggest checking out the Geek Bowl after action report, though. You know, just to stay informed like the socially-conscious people that we are.

Alright, here's what you really came for. Sexy pictures from Mona's!

Numbers! In an order!

Duncan and Taylor    54
Shaken, Not Stirred  52
Jorge and Mike       47
Sandberg Sasquatch   43
Patrick Pilates      43
General Sherman's    35
Hi-C                 31