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When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one quizmaster to repeatedly insult his favored quizzers, we call this "Thursday." Last night, gentlemen from both Venezuela Went To Shit After Chavez Died and Dick Trickle (the team, not the person) bore the brunt of much of the attacks. I'm okay with this, but I don't want to leave out a certain bearded, driving-capped former carpenter from team Ape Froman, Sausage King Of The Jungle. They also win "best team name of the night" and tied for "most players," with 7. Cheaters. Not very good at cheating, though...Obviously, there ar [ more ]

Well, this was an emotional week for this was my last quiz at Chilkoot Charlie's. It's been awesome being your quizmaster and watching Geeks Who Drink grown over the last many months. This weeks quiz round 4 was an jewish grandmother describing movies, so in honor of my last night I did the entire round with an old jewish grandmother voice. Not the easiest thing to do but it was fun. The first 2 voices weren't well received but the 3rd one hit. I also brought some extra swag to give away thru-out the quiz for what I considered extra geek points. It was a great night yet still a little sadne [ more ]

Greetings from the highway! My first blog in transit. “Where am I going?”, you ask. Well, aren’t you a nosey Rosie! Well, since you asked so politely I’m heading to Galveston for a weekend of fun in the sun. Well, if these clouds go away soon.So, at the moment we are heading east on the Sam Houston Tollway toward I-45. We just passed the exit for Blackhawk Rd and there are two rows of massive power lines running to our right. There is a subdivision just on the other side of said power lines. Happy brain cancer, kids. Ugh! Now we are on top of a huge ramp. I hate thos [ more ]

Neither does my grandmother. We're full blown Italian! Although I've gotten mistaken for a Jew for as long as I can remember. This is a ROMAN nose, people! There's a Geeks regular named Kevin that insists I resemble David Tennant. Had to look that one up. I guess there's worse things to look like than a Hebrew Doctor Who. Such as "a young Harland Williams" for instance. Heard that one recently. Ugh. Hard to feel sexy when you start wondering if when people meet you they think they just ran into RocketMan. I used to get Paul Reubens a lot. Mixed feeling there. I mean I LOVE Pee-wee H [ more ]

1. Popped My Cherry and You Didn't Pull Out
2. Solo for the first time!
3. The One Where Baby Evan Gets A New Nickname
4. Maya Hee!!!
5. Quiz Loopers!

1. It Don't Stop At Rule #3
2. I Would Sell My Soul to Hump You
3. The Night of the Geek
4. A Day Full of Surprises!
5. Don't smoke meth. Don't eat my baby. Also, don't snort meth.
6. I'm Back Bitches, Like Backstreet Boys Is Back...With Even More Nostalgia...
7. Shot Shot Shot Shot Shot Holy Shot -It's a Shot!
8. Bringing It Back Home