Quizzes by State

AK      AZ      CA      CO      CT      DC      ID      IL      KS      LA      MA      ME      MN      MO      MT      NC      NH      NJ      NM      NY      OH      OK      OR      PA      TN      TX      UT      VA      WA      WI      

Quizzes by City

Select a City/State Near You     
Or, find a venue within of your zipcode:

Complete Quiz Schedule
 



The Ram Restaurant & Brewery (Tacoma)
3001 Ruston Way
Tacoma, WA 98402
Thursdays: 8:30 PM
View All Posts
Comment Now
9:55 AM, June 14, 2013
Scores
253 >206 93
Social Promotion 85
2-5-3 till we D-I-E 82
Skewed horking 78
Tac City Bitch 76
Team tahoe 76
This Bar is Dark and Warm, Just Like My Butthole 73
Casablumpkin 72
Tuberculosis 68
Wasted Taelnt 64
Chalupa Batman 58
Inferiority Complex 46
Vista Manor 45
Rice 2
Yeah, he really Got the Life
Ozzimo


Twitter
Facebook
Web

Quiz Schedule
Thursdays 8:30 at The Ram 		Evan Query (Ozzimo)

I was born a poor black child... hold on... nope thinking of someone else. I was born in Suburbia. Like, smack dab. My hometown of Puyallup is famous for 3 things.

1.  1. Before Prohibition it was the hops capital of the world. (Thanks a lot Puritans!! Grrrr) But this just goes to show that when they say there's something in the water around here, they're talking about beer.

2.  2. The guy who played the Dad on "A Christmas Story" graduated from Puyallup High School and is, as far as I know, the most famous person to grow up here.

3.  3. It is the current home of your humble Quizmaster, Evan Q.

Anyway, here's the quick and dirty. I'm class of 01 from Puyallup High School; I left high school thinking I wanted to teach Choir as that was basically the extent of my knowledge. When I got to college I found out how little these people make and how hard they had to train to do it. I immediately changed my major to Political Science and have never looked back. This is one of the main reasons not to argue with me when you think I’m wrong. I'm trained to win a fight, even if the other person is 6 kinds of right.

I started quizzing when a coworker of mine turned me on to the quiz and mentioned GWD was looking for a Tacoma quizmaster. I went through the pre-req community college course, the ritual hazing, the bleeding/burning of saint if I ever left the family, and the chopping off of my ring finger on my right hand. I'm told this is all legit and there was no need to look it up to check.

You can find me at the Ram on Thursdays at 8:30. I highly suggest ordering the Turkey Havarti with Sweet potato fries and a '71 ale while you're there.

Sometimes in quiz a team here or there forgets my first and very favorite rule.

1. I am Quizmaster, and Quizmaster is LAW. Whatever I say, goes.

It's a solid rule in my opinion. It covers every base I can think of. If you are shouting out answers I'm allowed to break a bottle and cut you. If you are cheating on your cell phone, I'm allowed to break a bottle and cut you. If you are drunk, old, and whistling shrilly I get to threaten to punch you in the god damn cunt. It indemnifies me from almost everything. The only time it gets tricky is when we as Geeks Who Drink the whole, get a softball down the plate and whiff. Shit, it happens to us all. Even a batter who gets 6 field goals a game can earn a technical foul after hitting one in the rough, if you catch my meaning. So it was last night at the RAM. We had a question on Nu-Metal bands (Hello High School flashbacks.) and we flubbed one by doubling up the last name from a previous question. Literally the easiest mistake one can do while using copy and paste. We accept it as one very small dent in an otherwise gleaming record Nu-Metal related questions. Anyone that has a problem with it will have to deal with my freak on a leash.

In other news, our team of soon-to-be-on-vacation high school teachers has a member who drew up a complete "Teachers Who Drink" Spanish test for the kids. It even had a visual round and an audio round made up of pop songs sung in Spanish. She'll be hearing from our lawyers any moment now.The quiz itself saw 14 teams. Of which only one bailed early. The rest stayed till the bitter end. Some notable teams were returners "Cascablumpkin" and QM lead "This Bar is Dark and Warm, Just Like My Butthole" (Thanks Holland). But our placing teams tonight were "2-5-3 till we D-I-E" in 3rd with 82 points, "Social Promotion" in 2nd with 85 points, and "253 >206" who scored a perfect round 8 and got 93 points to take first.

Don't forget you can sign up for the email list and get the email bonus question. Tonight our winner got Cowgirl Coasters for when you want to drink sugared whisky indoors. See you all next week at 8:30!

The Ram Restaurant & Brewery (Tacoma)
3001 Ruston Way
Tacoma, WA 98402
Thursdays: 8:30 PM
View All Posts
Comment Now
9:21 AM, June 07, 2013
Scores
253 > 206 91
2-5-3 till I D-I-E 83
Tac-City, BITCH 71
Social Promotion 70
Green Monkeys 63
The Team With the Most Points 62
Quality Not Guarenteed 53
Chalupa Batman 48
If You're all so Smart, Why are you all inside on a Sunny day? 39
Danesa MakWicken 26
Shock the Monk, Preeze 18
Boughal 6
Tacoma is coming for you. RUMBLE!
Ozzimo


Twitter
Facebook
Web

Quiz Schedule
Thursdays 8:30 at The Ram 		Evan Query (Ozzimo)

I was born a poor black child... hold on... nope thinking of someone else. I was born in Suburbia. Like, smack dab. My hometown of Puyallup is famous for 3 things.

1.  1. Before Prohibition it was the hops capital of the world. (Thanks a lot Puritans!! Grrrr) But this just goes to show that when they say there's something in the water around here, they're talking about beer.

2.  2. The guy who played the Dad on "A Christmas Story" graduated from Puyallup High School and is, as far as I know, the most famous person to grow up here.

3.  3. It is the current home of your humble Quizmaster, Evan Q.

Anyway, here's the quick and dirty. I'm class of 01 from Puyallup High School; I left high school thinking I wanted to teach Choir as that was basically the extent of my knowledge. When I got to college I found out how little these people make and how hard they had to train to do it. I immediately changed my major to Political Science and have never looked back. This is one of the main reasons not to argue with me when you think I’m wrong. I'm trained to win a fight, even if the other person is 6 kinds of right.

I started quizzing when a coworker of mine turned me on to the quiz and mentioned GWD was looking for a Tacoma quizmaster. I went through the pre-req community college course, the ritual hazing, the bleeding/burning of saint if I ever left the family, and the chopping off of my ring finger on my right hand. I'm told this is all legit and there was no need to look it up to check.

You can find me at the Ram on Thursdays at 8:30. I highly suggest ordering the Turkey Havarti with Sweet potato fries and a '71 ale while you're there.

Tonight was the very first night of Rumble In The Pub for the Thursday quizzers and Tacoma was chomping at the bit. We have 4 teams (out top 4 teams, in fact) who are signed up and ready to fight for every point. They crashed through a round on Capitals, then into a sweet Hanson reference. I got to test out my "whitest man alive" voice while reciting lines from either black or white rappers. I just want you to know that I came to get down, I came to get down, so get off of your seat and jump around. Which lead me to reference Run DMC's shelltops in the zip it round. It was like watching Arrested Development's 4th season. Connected but hard to understand without the help of a team of experts. 

Anyway, you probably want to know who won, right? Now that points mean more than prizes. Well catching 3rd place by just one point was "Tac-City, BITCH" who beat out "Social Promotion." 71 to 70. "2-5-3 till I D-I-E" took 2nd place with 83 points. But our winner tonight was "253 > 206" with 91 towering points. Keep an eye on the Geeks Who Drink main facebook page and make sure to sign up your teams at geekswhodrink.com/rumble

Don't forget you can sign up for the email list and get the email bonus question. Tonight our winner got an awesome book called "Labs with Abs." It's exactly like it sounds. See you all next week at 8:30!

The Ram Restaurant & Brewery (Tacoma)
3001 Ruston Way
Tacoma, WA 98402
Thursdays: 8:30 PM
View All Posts
Comment Now
10:26 AM, May 31, 2013
Scores
Nobody Funny Died This Week 92
Social Promotion 84
That's "Mr. Cunt-Puncher" to you. 84
Dragonborn Pathogens 74
Casablumpkin 70
Just the Tip 70
Bill Fuckin' Murray 66
Season 4 has Arrested Arrested Devlopment's Development. 58
The Price is Right 45
Alex Trebeck's Bitches 40
Tac City Ratchets 32
Lana... LANA.... LAAAANNAAAA!! Danger Zone.
Ozzimo


Twitter
Facebook
Web

Quiz Schedule
Thursdays 8:30 at The Ram 		Evan Query (Ozzimo)

I was born a poor black child... hold on... nope thinking of someone else. I was born in Suburbia. Like, smack dab. My hometown of Puyallup is famous for 3 things.

1.  1. Before Prohibition it was the hops capital of the world. (Thanks a lot Puritans!! Grrrr) But this just goes to show that when they say there's something in the water around here, they're talking about beer.

2.  2. The guy who played the Dad on "A Christmas Story" graduated from Puyallup High School and is, as far as I know, the most famous person to grow up here.

3.  3. It is the current home of your humble Quizmaster, Evan Q.

Anyway, here's the quick and dirty. I'm class of 01 from Puyallup High School; I left high school thinking I wanted to teach Choir as that was basically the extent of my knowledge. When I got to college I found out how little these people make and how hard they had to train to do it. I immediately changed my major to Political Science and have never looked back. This is one of the main reasons not to argue with me when you think I’m wrong. I'm trained to win a fight, even if the other person is 6 kinds of right.

I started quizzing when a coworker of mine turned me on to the quiz and mentioned GWD was looking for a Tacoma quizmaster. I went through the pre-req community college course, the ritual hazing, the bleeding/burning of saint if I ever left the family, and the chopping off of my ring finger on my right hand. I'm told this is all legit and there was no need to look it up to check.

You can find me at the Ram on Thursdays at 8:30. I highly suggest ordering the Turkey Havarti with Sweet potato fries and a '71 ale while you're there.

It was a cozy Thursday evening in Tacoma. Which isn't to say that it wasn't crowded. It's just that for first time in weeks, it was Quizzers only. Prime time for the quiz action. We all say down for some sweet knaidel but the RAM was all out after the spelling bee. Figures. Anywho, the quiz itself was a barn burner. We had two teams end up tied for second and many other tied at other spots long the way. Notable team "Bill Fuckin' Murray came in with 66 points. "Just the Tip" and "Casablumpkin" tied at 70. But the real fight was at second place where "Social Promotion" and "That's "Mr. Cunt-Puncher" to you." both came in at 84 points.

I had representatives from both teams come up. One made primarily of librarians and the other made of high school teachers. I decided to pull out one of my best and sexiest tie breakers. Dramatic readings of Erotic Fiction. For the next minute, imagine your last English teacher reading this to you in a bar with PASSION. 

"Suddenly, you felt your legs spread when he used one of his feet to slide one of yours to the side. This allowed his fingers more room to stroke you. But he didn’t do it lovingly like he usually does. His anger was evident in his fingers as he inserted three fingers inside you without any warning. “My wet, wet bitch,” he whispered."

Oh yeah... I know I needed a cigarette and i don't even smoke. The teachers came away with the win and second place. And yet in first place with 92 points and what will surely be a stellar "Rumble in the Pub" team, it's "Nobody Funny Died this Week."


Don't forget you can sign up for the email list and get the email bonus question. Tonight our winner got an awesome shot glass that would be a prize in any collection. See you all next week at 8:30!

« previous