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O'Niell's Pub
4310 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM 87108
Wednesdays: 9:00 PM
Sundays: 8:00 PM
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10:40 PM, May 19, 2013
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America's Bravest Umbrellas Holder 93
I'd Rather Be Reffing Kickball 83
Kent, Is That Your Microphone? 80
Spermatemesis 79
My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem 72
Nobody Trusts Batman, Cause Batman is a Dick 68
The Suckling Piglets 68
No Means No 66
I'll Buy Your Drinks If You Drive 63
Genetics: 1, Angelia Jolie's Breasts: 0 61
Obama Can Stand Under My Umbrella Ella Ella 60
3am Culture Club 58
Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch 58
Escort Quality, with Hooker Prices 54
Anal Sex is Like Your First Car, You Don't Want It, But Your Dad Gives It To You Anyway 50
Asian Girls Are Sexy 45
IRS Profilers 41
You're More Clever Than I Am 39
Finland ... Yeah 38
The Big Guy 35
If the Socially Awkwardest Team Wins Again, This is Bullshit 33
Crass Cleavage 27
Quizmasters of the Universe.
The White Shadow


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Sundays @ O'Niells (Nob Hill), Tuesdays @ Blackbird Buvette, whenever other QMs wuss out. 		Kent (The White Shadow)

Mountains over monuments, chile over chili, and hops that just about tear your face off.  Also, I really like to get down on Friday.  Try to understand.

It's a rare, fancy thing to have something like, half the Geeks full-time staff on-hand for one of yours quizzes.  Fancier still, a weekend full of wonder, reward, and Very Good Times.

I've been up the northern end of the 25, back down again, Mariposa Basin Park and My Living Room; sunshine, lollipops, and moonbeams.  Kind of like The Hobbit, without all that explicit danger, stuff, and things.  We're chilling at Casa de Kohen, watching stupid YouTube videos, and laughing.  This is the stuff of Leagues, Legends, and League of Legends.  I'll give you my username, if you will.

Tonight!  We had a lovely grip of teams, all batting cages and digital photo frames.  I have good nights, and I have Good Nights, and with that - you'll probably already know the rest.  Tonight was one of those; just a god damn good night.  Cheers for that, with all your reds and other colors.  Queue all that Buffy up, and listen to the teeth of nothing.

Until next week (Memorial Day weekend, we'll be kickin' it!)  In all your finery, and all your wicked nothingness.  Close your eyes, and you'll burst into flames.  I'll check you then.

O'Niell's Pub
4310 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM 87108
Wednesdays: 9:00 PM
Sundays: 8:00 PM
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10:24 AM, May 16, 2013
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Samy & Amy's Baking Bad 83
A One Armed man Walks in to A Porn Stores and Buys a Penis Pump 81
Le Sars 78
Welcome to My Uterus: The Sloth LoveChuck 2013 Tour 77
Angelina Jolie Surgically Removes Her Talent 75
God Squad 74
Lt. Dan's Magic Legs 74
Micropenises Give the Best Wet Willies 73
Ana's Last Geeks Better Not Fuck Up 70
Charles Ramsey is My baby Daddy 70
Charles Ramsey 65
Three Girls Chained in a Basement 63
Third String Cheerleaders 62
You Won Flowa on a Naaihl? 62
I Don't Have a Pink Crayon 61
We Can't Wear Abercrombie + Fitch 61
Femaqueeftas 60
If That Guy in the Glasses Wins Again, I'm Going to Scream 60
Insert Witty Team Name Here 58
Marvin's at Home 56
Orgasmatrons 55
This is Why I'm Pro-Choice 54
Chimerical Wangle 53
Random Somethings 53
Rosemary's baby Got Back 51
Smegma 49
We Went To Boston, It Was The Bomb 49
Reunited and it Feels So Good 48
Los Carnales 46
Nick Charles 45
Two's Company 43
Justin Was Late 42
Seymore Butts 20
Sing Along, Kids! He's Jason: The Racist Quizmaster!
Eric The Jewish Viking


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O'Niell's Heights: Mondays, 9PM O'Niell's Nob Hill: Wednesdays, 9PM 		Eric (Eric The Jewish Viking)

I've been a Geeks Who Drink quizmaster for almost five years. I was the first to host a quiz outside of Colorado. I work full time for Geeks, editing the weekly Geek In Review column, handling all our e-mail lists, outreach, website, private events and whatever else they tell me to do in exchange for a paycheck to feed my habit of good scotch and good video games.

I'm actually Jewish, not really of viking descent, like the Tim Robbins movie, and met my lovely wife when I offered her extra points on round 8 in exchange for a lifetime of dealing with my child-like tantrums.

Although to be fair, that team that "won flowa on naahil," were the real racists in the room. Still, it was a great intoduction to QM Jason, visiting us from Oregon who sat in on our quiz last night to give Fernando a round off. Also, he edits the quiz, so he wasn't going to be able to play it anyway, so I figured I'd just put him to work.

Last night was filled with more than myself, Fernando, and Jason though. In total, seven Quizmasters were at O'Niell's. They would have won the quiz, too, but I wasn't going to let anyone else in my company steal my shine, dammit. So, I bumped 'em out of the running so that you, my lovely quizzers, had a chance to win and then rub it in their faces.

And it was good. How good? Well, remember when I said last night during our subreddits round that someone needs to make a r/RestoomReviews before the end of the night?

Well, IT EXISTS! Geeks Who Drink's greatest contribution to the world. It's been live for 12 hours. Make it the best subreddit ever guys!

I had a blast hosting with Jason last night. If you ever find yourself in Oregon, do check him out. Until next week quizzers!

O'Niell's Pub
4310 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM 87108
Wednesdays: 9:00 PM
Sundays: 8:00 PM
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10:22 PM, May 12, 2013
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The Only Thing I Gave Kent's Mom for Mother's Day was Chlamydia 86
4 Doctors, 2 Losers 80
Critical Drinking 78
This Country Needs More Charles Ramseys and Less Gordon Ramseys 77
Word To Your Moms, I Came To Drop Bombs 76
Two Wild and Crazy Guyz!! 73
Damn It Jim, I'm a Dr. Of Philosophy, Not a Dr. Of Medicine 71
I Like My Beer Like I Like My Violence: Domestic 69
Your Mom's Milkshakes Bring the Boys to the Yard 69
2nd Place 62
Forced Biological Insemination (of your mom) 62
Masturbation Encourages Self-Reliance 62
#escapefromcleveland 61
Sneaky Treats 61
4th Place Money 60
Worshingtonians 59
Suckling Piglets 58
Five Drunks and Their Mom 56
Sex Bob-omb 56
Who Needs Round 1 42
Team Handsome 38
Team Tisa 37
Mother's Little Helper.
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Sundays @ O'Niells (Nob Hill), Tuesdays @ Blackbird Buvette, whenever other QMs wuss out. 		Kent (The White Shadow)

Mountains over monuments, chile over chili, and hops that just about tear your face off.  Also, I really like to get down on Friday.  Try to understand.

Because I totally played the Polyphonic Size's seminal 1982 cover version of that song, and nobody really cared too much.  Dude, it's so good.

This weekend was a gale force wind of truly comic book proportions.  To say that events were "done up" doesn't even come close to the heart of the last several days; they were simply epic, and now I need a little normalcy.  I'm not sure what to do with all this newfound emptiness.

Last night's quest was as motherly as possible; (Other) Eric attempted to align our maternals beneath one microphone to read a round for you guys, but mine wasn't quite feeling up to it, so his marvelous plan will have to be realized another holiday.  Also, I'm not sure how or why our Sunday's Finest was in Mach-5, but holy hell did we cruise through that one like Speedracers.  

Until next time, wherein we'll be inundated with Quizmasters from near and far (our yearly gathering is this weekend in Taos!), I'll check you then.  In the meantime, try not to be thrown off a building, and dance me until the end of love.

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