Monday night, you rock. With great weather and school over (for you poor souls still there), it was a fantastic night. Let's dive into last night's quiz.

We started the evening with Short Film Credits. It was pretty easy affair. I'm glad no one did the ol' Zach G V For Vagina answer. Also, I'm sad that OHF wasn't a Gerard Butler action packed sequel to UHF.

Did you guys figure out round 2's secret? All of the titles were Mariah Carey song titles. That's what it takes to put Bobby Darin and Nickelback in the same playlist. God, I hope I never have to say that again.

Then came our which came first junk food round. It took 11 years to go from root beer + ice cream to banana + ice cream. What the hell early 20th century?

We followed tht up with our Panama quote round. Yeah, it only had one Van Halen question, but it was still fantastic. Looking at the scores from that round, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that most of you don't know where Panama is.

What you guys do know? Child stars who ended up showing the goods later on in life. Turns out there's just as many Mr. Skin memberships at O'Niell's as there are beers.

Fernando jumped in to read our Abracafuckingdabra round. I don't know about you guys, but I freaking love magic. Not David Blaine though. I don't get that.

After quick round on King of the Hill cameos we came to our final round. I love round 8's that have everything. History, movies, politics, Jeopardy, and Ishtar. In the end, it was enough for the following teams to take home the quiz gold:

Third Place!

Second Place!

FIRSTIES!

Oh man, we had a good one last night. I love it when the bar is loud and I start up some intro music and everyone settles down and prepares for quiz. It was one of those nights yesterday evening, where the silence of the room caused all rest of the people at O'Niell's to come up and start playing quiz for the first time.

We started the night with a round on current events. I was going to make fun of Orb, the horse that won the Kentucky Derby, when I thought about it and realized that Orb is probably the most sensible race horse name I've ever heard.

Our music round for the night featured some great circus related stuff. There were lions, elephants, cannonballs, rings, clowns, tigers, and more. And Natalie Merchant, the fixture of any great Carnival.

Our third round was a speed round on the Huntsman Swiss Army Knife. Many of you questioned the need of a hunter to have a wire stripper over a file. Not being a hunter, or a person even remotely familiar with "outdoor activities," I'm at a loss. I can only assume that sometimes you need to strip audio cables to hook up a surround sound theater system for bear calls or something.

Then came our eight people who need to get off my lawn round. There's a special place in hell for me after pretending to be Justin Beiber saying, "Dutch hide-and-seek loser." Not for anyone else on that list though.

After some 70's venn diagrams, Fernando gave you a partial list of some of the best wests. Like the Czech Republic. Ooooh!

Of course the standout last night was our audio listen carefully round on Porn for the Blind. PFTB is a real thing by the way. We didn't make it up. I haven't listened to some of their other cuts, but mostly because my wife is in the other room and I don't want to make it weird. You can check it out though. I don't care about it not being safe for your work or relationship status.

In the end, after a final round on Wonder Woman and not Wonder Woman things, we had found our winners of quiz:

Third Place

Second Place

First Place!

Oh Monday. It's my favorite day of the week. Well, that's a lie, but it's pretty high up there. Why? Same reason as you: it's Quiz night. With finals in full swing, we lost all our students and instructors, but screw them, it's Monday night and it was time for beer and questions.

We started the night with a round on things found in pockets, like one Morissette hand. Other things? Tops, rings, 8-balls, rubbers, rye, and credit cards. In other words, all the necessary items for a bitchin' night on the town.

Our musical round of the night was brought to you by the letter A and viewers like you. I'm really glad no one argued the letter Y in Always, because I was prepared for a heavy dose of not caring about it. Luckily, all was well and if you're not familiar, do give that song a listen to.

The music train didn't stop there, as our next round was all about hit singles. Well, not ICP. It's always great to see the one or two faces in the crowd that get really upset when I mock ICP. I'm just glad O'Niell's doesn't sell Faygo for them to throw on me. I mean, they can't afford to waste all of their paycheck on that. Face paint ain't gonna pay for itself, yo.

Then came bats and Batman. Yeah, I know the Batman questions were on the easier side. I don't need every single one of you telling me that. Here, listen to Paul Revere and chill out.

Our visual round was awesome, because all of those movies are frigging fantastic. When was the last time you watched Pee-wee's Big Adventure? It gets better with age. Or I'm less mature now then I was as a child. It's hard to tell. The whiskey does help.

Fernando took over for our Real Dolls round. Not that he knows about such things. Fernando is such a highly sought after commodity, he doesn't need a plastic woman. He (and the rest of us) did learn that pubic hair costs extra, about $100. That seems like a steep cost for the addition of a fur patch. I'm scared to google what type of hair would cost that much for down there.

After a round on executives in ads (no, not Snoop), we came to our final round. It was filled with planes, sports, not dead yet people, sci-fi movies, and pizza rolls. In the end, these teams won enough to not be forced to eat Totinos for a meal:

Third Place
BYOKY

Second Place
...Team Tebow

First Place
Brent 3

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