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O'Niell's Pub (Heights)
3301 Juan Tabo Blvd NE
Albuquerque, NM 87111
Mondays: 9:00 PM
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12:11 PM, May 15, 2012
Scores
Stuck With This Name 83
Giraffe in a Turtleneck You're Welcome Untitled Hipster Band 78
The Invisibility Boosters 77
Awesomeness Prime 75
Spoiler Alert: His Name is... Wait For It 69
Mahalo Motherfucker 68
The Highlander is a Documentary 68
My Uterine Lining Looks Like The Elevator in the Shining 65
Fiberglass Teddybears 63
I'm Going To Blot Out The Sun Next Week 63
Your Abortion Failed, So Happy Mothers Day 62
That Pussy Was Just Big Boned 61
We Put The Sensual in Non-Consensual 61
Bitches Had Sex 58
Thundering Heard of Turtles 58
Totally Fucking Awesome 57
We Put The STD In Stud 57
El Diablo: Diaphragm De Susana Martinez 56
While Your At Work I'm Playing Quiz With your Wife 54
Dead Last 52
A Hairless Beaver is a Happy Beaver 49
In De But 46
Colorado Is Sooo REI 45
Random 38
Jenna and Anthony 28
13923 Hotties 24
Charlie And Kendel and Dave and Carl 20
Mike and Dawn 20
Little Miss Stay The Hell Away From The Creppy Monday Night Quizzers
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O'Niell's Heights: Mondays 9PM O'Niell's Nob Hill: Wednesdays 9PM Coaches Sports Grill: Thursdays 9PM 		Eric (Eric The Jewish Viking)

I've been a Geeks Who Drink quizmaster for almost five years. I was the first to host a quiz outside of Colorado. I work full time for Geeks, writing the weekly Geek In Review column, handling all our e-mail lists, outreach, website, and whatever else they tell me to do in exchange for a paycheck to feed my habit of good scotch and good video games.

I'm actually Jewish, not really of viking descent, like the Tim Robbins movie, and met my lovely wife when I offered her extra points on round 8 in exchange for a lifetime of dealing with my child-like tantrums.

What another awesome night of quizzing in the Heights. Yeah, the weather got a bit chillier (always after turning on the swamp coolers...), but it was still and awesome night for quiz. There's something nice about packing the inside of O'Niell's with nothing but nerdy. It's the same amount of teams we usually have, but thrown together into one giant sweaty mass of geek. Here's how it went:

We started the night with a round on categories. Where does one procure bottle caps when it's not Halloween. Haven't had one in years. I'm sure it's fizzy sugary deliciousness was just a complete byproduct of the instantaneous cavities being formed, but I'd probably munch on some of them still.

Our music round of the night had both a light side and a dark side. On the light side we had things like The Doors, Kanye West, and Ellie Goulding. On the dark side of things were Bruce Springsteen, TMBG, and Dio. Then there was the creepy muscular has been side of things featuring Madonna.

Round 3. Oh round three. Little Miss Sunshine is Now Little Miss Legal, a round on could you legally have sex with someone (alternatively titled: You're fucking old now.) We learned a few things on that round. A)You can bone someone born on the night of Mike Myers' last SNL appearance. That most people who sit in the cove area of O'Niell's are NOT happy with California' 18 years age of consent. And that if you go to any quizzers computer and type in the letter "b," auto-complete finishes it up with arely legal.

On our round on #julia, we discovered that as much as Obama's imaginary friend love health care reform, she also loves clubbin' it up with Four Loko, Lilith Fair, and one night stands. Basically, Julia is that girl in college you hated.

Our visual round was a atomic treat. Yeah, most of you remembered that Na is sodium and that Pb is lead, but you got a little tripped up on Radon/Radium and then just not knowing anything. Like, I'm not sure half of you understand waht the elements are type of just bad wrong answers.

Fernando took you on a ride through the world of canine crime-solvers and then we jumped into re-imagined TV theme songs. Yeah, I was a jerk, but Ghostbusters was a movie, not a TV show. That was The Real Ghostbusters. Finally, we came to round 8.

It was there on round 8 we remembered that people have better computers than I and are playing Diablo III right now, that marsupials always have twice the amount of sex we do, that Guinea is somewhere in the world, but you don't know where, that Phantom Menace made a lot of money, and that no one seems to know who Ministry is, let alone their (moderatly awesome) side projects. In the end though, we found our winners de quiz:


Third Place
The Invisibility Boosters


Second Place
Giraffe in a Turtleneck: You're Welcome Untitled Hipster Band


First Place
Stuck With This Name

O'Niell's Pub (Heights)
3301 Juan Tabo Blvd NE
Albuquerque, NM 87111
Mondays: 9:00 PM
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12:12 PM, May 08, 2012
Scores
Dr. Emil Schauffhausen 77
Abry's Macht Fries 75
1.21 Jiggowatts 72
Spoiler Alert!! Avengers is Not a Bukkake 71
The Wong Wranglers 69
You Forced Me To Take Off My Pajamas For This? 68
How Many Zebras Have To Die Until You Monsters Get Your Zebra Cake Fill? 66
She Claims It's an Alpaca, I Think She's Wrong 64
Duct Tape Make "No NO NO" Turn Into "Mmm Mmm Mmm" 62
I'm Only Bulemic Because I Like Tasting Food Twice 59
Rishi Kapoor's Ugly Sweater of the Month Club 58
I'm a Lebowski, You're a Lebowski 55
Sweat Pants Boner 55
2 Much 52
I Feel Pretty 52
Zach to the Future 52
Stupid Fox 50
Zelda 49
The Rest of Our Team is Scared of the Wind 45
Not It 43
Girrafe Geronimo! 30
Fart Jokes! Classic!
Eric The Jewish Viking


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O'Niell's Heights: Mondays 9PM O'Niell's Nob Hill: Wednesdays 9PM Coaches Sports Grill: Thursdays 9PM 		Eric (Eric The Jewish Viking)

I've been a Geeks Who Drink quizmaster for almost five years. I was the first to host a quiz outside of Colorado. I work full time for Geeks, writing the weekly Geek In Review column, handling all our e-mail lists, outreach, website, and whatever else they tell me to do in exchange for a paycheck to feed my habit of good scotch and good video games.

I'm actually Jewish, not really of viking descent, like the Tim Robbins movie, and met my lovely wife when I offered her extra points on round 8 in exchange for a lifetime of dealing with my child-like tantrums.

Wasn't it cozy at O'Niell's last night? And by cozy I mean since the wind was so intense the patio was shut down we squeezed nerds into every last seat in the bar. Of course that's not a bad thing. You got to stare your quiz competition right in the eye.

We started the night with a round on State Haiku. It was all factual, like Michigan being where people get shot, murders, milk, and shitty beer in Wisconsin, boobs and bayous in Louisiana, and racism being a thing of the past in Alabama. Nah! That last one is a total lie.

Our music round revealed to us that Gwen Stefani can in fact spell out banana, that Ray Davies can spell out cola, that Mellencamp can spell both ROCK and USA and that Ke$ha is a god damned shit stain on the world of intelligent human beings.

Our third round was all about Gary Busey and Mel Gibson. I wasn't lying about May being national Mental Health Month. And neither was Mel Gibson when he blamed Jews for everything. One time I had a dream I went go karting with Gary Busey. I still hold onto that dream on cold, dark nights.

Form there we had some fantasy islands, and tried identifying other holograms we wish to see. FYI teams, the point of that round was that those people were dead. You weren't supposed to name people who are alive.

Naturally the best round of the night was the one Fernando read on Crack-Man and Donkey Bong. Between Angry Turds, Chronic The Hedgehog, Schmuck Hunt and Call of Hootie I felt that every answer needed Ed McMahon in the background. HIYOOO!

After rocking out to some Lonely Island and then we had our final random round. After drooling over the world that should contain barbecue goldfish crackers we found our winners of the night:


Third Place
1.21 Jiggowatts


Second Place
Arby's Macht Fries


First Place
Dr. Emil Schauffhausen

O'Niell's Pub (Heights)
3301 Juan Tabo Blvd NE
Albuquerque, NM 87111
Mondays: 9:00 PM
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12:52 PM, May 01, 2012
Scores
Emo Kids Should Kill Themselves With Sigh-Anide 81
4th Place Money 56
What Has 75 Balls And Fucks Old Ladies?... BINGO! 55
We Constantly Expect The Spanish Inquisition 54
I Only Come Here For the PBR 53
Meshuggahnuts 52
Jesus Hates The New Jersey Devils 51
Church of Ikea 48
We May Be Last But Don't Get Penisy 48
The Hilander Was a Documentary 47
Put it In Your Mouth 46
Quizzitch 45
HERPASYPHAGONOLITIS 44
We're Going To Fail Round #5 43
I Feel Pretty 39
I Was Forced To Do This Because There is 7 of Us and I Didn't Want to Get Kicked Out of the Table 31
Monster's Ball Is Not A Comedy But Halle Berry's Career Is
Eric The Jewish Viking


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O'Niell's Heights: Mondays 9PM O'Niell's Nob Hill: Wednesdays 9PM Coaches Sports Grill: Thursdays 9PM 		Eric (Eric The Jewish Viking)

I've been a Geeks Who Drink quizmaster for almost five years. I was the first to host a quiz outside of Colorado. I work full time for Geeks, writing the weekly Geek In Review column, handling all our e-mail lists, outreach, website, and whatever else they tell me to do in exchange for a paycheck to feed my habit of good scotch and good video games.

I'm actually Jewish, not really of viking descent, like the Tim Robbins movie, and met my lovely wife when I offered her extra points on round 8 in exchange for a lifetime of dealing with my child-like tantrums.

That was one of many things we learned at quiz last night. What else was learned? Lots. We learned that you guys don't know classic porn as much as you should. That you've never seen How Green Was My Valley. And that I'm awesome. Okay, that last one wasn't directly from the quiz, but should have been established by being in my presence. Because it's true.

I'm glad that you guys loved the pyramid song as much as I did. Why? Because it's going to stick around I think. Switch it up from just the Price is Right song.

During round 4 I wondered why there was never that episode of Blossom where Mayim Bialik and Jenna Von Oy "experimented". Think about it. Totally hot. Maybe when there's a reunion show. Also, if you haven't seen The Prisoner, do so and quickly.

The nerd highlight of the night was all about the old-school computer games round. The Incredible Machine? King's Quest? Myst? These are all things that helped shape me into the socially awkward introvert I am today.

After learning that we were all fooled by Halle Berry (seriously, she made like two decent films), we came to our final round where you got fooled by hipsters, R.E.M., Dick Clark and more. In the end, only three teams made it through alive:


Third Place
What Has 75 Balls and Fucks Old Ladies?... BINGO!


Second Place
4th Place Money


First Place
Emo Kids Should Kill Themselves With Sigh-Anide

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