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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT 84047
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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2:38 AM, August 27, 2014
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bonzai 55

drunks who geek 44

I love you man 26

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Nice quiz tonight friends. Three teams turned into two by the end, so everyone was a winner. One of you just won better than the other one, but you both left with justification for sitting there and listening to my intoxicationg diction. My loyal crew; Drunks Who Geek took home the second place prize leaving the win to the new faces and future lobbyists, Bonzai, one of which angered everyone involved for simply knowing what the International Dateline is. I've never seen so much white hot rage directed towards a man simply for knowing something that is completely and absolutely mundane, trivial and useless. And this is a quiz for Pete's sake, mundane, trivial and useless is what we're all about, but knowing what the International Dateline is is apparently beyond the scope of necessary know-ability, because when he threw out that answer to a bonus question that even I had given up on before even reading it, his own team goffed and hissed at his mastery of naming invisible and imaginary geographic lines that demarcates one backward calender day from the next. Well, Don't listen to them. Be proud and stand tall knowing that you know something that no one else will ever care that you know. Until next time. Goodnight.

A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT 84047
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1:29 AM, August 20, 2014
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the fucking cunts 41

r and t 16

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Well, congratulations first off to our winners tonight; Team Number 3, nice job kids. And a lesser level of congratulations to our new friends and second placers tonight (ADULT CONTENT AND BAD WORDS AHEAD, UNLESS YOUR FROM CANADA, IN WHICH CASE I WAS INFORMED TONIGHT THAT THESE ARE NOT BAD WORDS); The Fucking Cunts. Good quiz to all. Now normaly at this point I would lament about the joyous time had by all, but I want to get serious for a moment and touch on a topic that until now has escaped my closet of caring, but I was remiss in not showing this issue the proper sensitivity.....Nova Scotia is home to actual, real life people, one of which played with us tonight. She was on the...um....second place team and I assure you, she was real. So, if you'll allow me, I would like to use this forum to teach those of you who are reading this a little bit of history about the forgotten, underrated and great(?) Canadian province of Nova Scotia.

Did you know...

Nova Scotia's American hockey league team are called the Vees?

The Canso Causeway was completed in 1955, built to connect the mainland to Cape Breton Island?

That Nova Scotia joined the confederation in 1867 with New Brunswick, Ontario and Quebec?

That the Annapolis Valley Apple Blossom Festival parade is held in Kentville every year and is one of Nova Scotia's largest parades?

That Rita McNeil, who hails from Big Pond in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia wrote the song; 'She's called Nova Scotia'?

That Nova Scotians are sometimes referred to as "Bluenosers", due to the fact that fisherman left blue marks, which was dye from their blue mitts on their noses?

That the capitol of Nova Scotia is Halifax and a resident there of is referred to as a Haligonian?

That the words 'Nova Scotia' are Latin for 'New Scotland'?

There are so many more interesting and wonderful things to know and learn about the weird, quiet step-kid of our neighbors to the North, but I'll leave that up to you to explore on your own. As for me, I know now that cultural insensitivity is as hurtful to Canadians as it is to normal people, so I'm honored to know you new Nova Scotian friend and maybe you'll come quiz with us again, and next time I will know a little more about "New Scotland" and I won't accuse you of being a viking troll come to steal our blubber. Until next time.....

 

 

 

 

A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT 84047
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2:29 AM, August 06, 2014
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duckbilled lickalotapus 45

The dingle berries 40

venture 40

the sizz 20

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"Confront the dark parts of yourself and work to banish them with illumination and forgiveness. Your willingness to wrestle with your demons will cause your angels to sing. Use the pain as fuel, as a reminder of your strength."---- August Wilson. Now that quote holds absolutly no relevence to the quiz at Sue's tonight so pretend like you didn't even read it. Tonight was a night multitudinous with rage, mischief, contempt and a bunch of slipshoddy raunch. Fluids flying everywhere, fits of uncontrollable screaming, tears of hot, salty blood, friendships destroyd, romances shattered, glued back together and shattered again and there were even a few lives lost. It was a wide-eyed, non-blinking descent into a wet, sticky chasm of madness. And this was all just me alone in the bathroom while I was hiding from the deranged Bobby Brady "sports" guy. Venture.....I don't even know what to say to you three anymore. You are an untameable stallion of quizzery who just can't seem to rear up with enough poise, grace and stoicism without falling over.....yet. Well, next time right boys? Dingleberries, nice job on the Antarctic, ozone thing, you guys are keeping this shit real, and me awake. And to my new boss lady (because she said so) and your two cohorts, who formed the formidable champion team tonight.....The great Duckbilled Lickalotapuss. Congratulations on a quiz well.....quizzed. So I say I was not worthy of the likes of you people tonight. My place is known and will not be forgotten, and your places are of course, as always, in my tender, caring and slightly sweaty bosom, as long as I'm holding the mic. Until next time, goodnight.

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