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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT 84047
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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2:20 AM, November 19, 2014
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Definitely playing the quiz tonight 58

The Fucking Winners 58

Team Awesome 46

Firecrotch and Grumpy 42

WWW 35

sayebirds 26

cum guzzling cock suckers 13

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You know that feeling when you drink about a quart of Pedialite, 6 shots of Fireball, half a bottle of cooking wine, some hand sanitizer and more expired ink toner than is probably physically appropriate?

Well I do. And it makes for one helluva quiz night.

Especially when the door guy starts singing, from across the room, the answers to the audio round.

LOUDLY!!! AND AMAZINGLY OFF KEY!!!

It was a tremendous experience. One that I will never get back.

GREAT NIGHT THOUGH!!!

Although I should have presumed that the team that thought it neccessary to change their name from what i guessed was the too complicated moniker of Cum Guzzling Cock Sucker to the more widdled down and accessible The Cocks might not push through to the end.

Apperently (and as their name possibly implies), they had more important matters to attend to.

No matter, they were missed (no), but we had some other great teams in the house. 1st place went, again to our oft returning champions; The Fucking Winners!  In hindsight, I probably should have seen that one coming, with a mean and Barracuda like 2nd place victory to Definitely Playing the Quiz Tonight, and did they ever?!

Nice work kids.

If it looks like it's hot, remember, touch it to find out. Quickest and most effective strategy.

Until next time...

A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT 84047
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2:00 AM, November 12, 2014
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2 blondes and a dude 35

birds 35

flipadelphia 29

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They were brave and brazen, that small quiver of 21 year old no-it-alls.

Talking shit, hootin' and hollerin', demanding I do a more favorable british accent than that of a Michael Caine coming off a serious dose of Novacaine.

They goffed and snickered at the thought of self-loving to a VHS tape of the 'Jane Fonda Workout.

Who the hell do they think they are?

Punks.

...

Fleeting examples of what the rest of us used to be. Tears and nostalgia in human form...at least for me.

I was 21 once. I knew some stuff. I didn't have to strain every brain cell in my stupid old head to remember who my 12th grade chemistry teacher was.

But that's not me anymore. that is them; Flipadelphia indeed. Cheering and proud of themselves for 3rd place.

Pfft.

Punks.

Good job Two Blondes and a Dude for taking the tiebreaker, and yes; I suppose this country does drink that much craft beer. And we're all the better for it.

Until next time...

A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT 84047
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2:14 AM, November 05, 2014
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predatory nuns 55

I need a dick 52

bitches 51

pete 49

Team1 9

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One of the best, funniest and drawn out Freudian slips I've ever encountered happened tonight.

I gingerly strolled up to the table of six and asked, as I always do, if they would be interested in participating in the quiz tonight. "Yes", they said. "Great", I said back, "here's the stuff you will need to play". And I set down the answer sheet, followed by the visual round copy, but before I have the chance to offer them one of several pencils that I have in my hand, a young female member of the group reaches out for one and states rather simply and clearly; "I need a dick...pencil".

And we lost her after that, as well as many members of her group, after which the males began to offer her gladly that which she had requested.

Madness.

And so their team was deemed I Need A Dick, in her humiliated honor, and they made themselves a win, 2nd place, I'd like to think they accomplished this by the shear power of their name and it's glorious origin.

Aside from that it was another intimate, yet great night of quizery.

Hats off to Predatory Nurses for the win. And the other two teams for keeping it awesome.

And nobody, including myself, had any idea what a 'Wonderlic test' was, but we do now. Boy do we.

Until next time...

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