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A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT 84047
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:58 AM, December 17, 2014
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Yoko No No 60

Time Warp 58

The Ogs 47

Kicksters in the Ballsters 44

The Pelican Fuckers 34

Great 24

Bad Ass 15

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I don't know if it's a national trend, international trend, local thing or, as horrifying as it is think, maybe something that is just concentrated in my little quiz world; but I have had more than four seperate, unrelated teams in the past 6 months that's name was somehow related to avian coitus. That's bird sex people, and it's sweeping my quizes. I don't know what to do.

Last night, I added to my beatiality loving friends list with the Pelican Fuckers.

Which is an image that I'm still both repulsed by and intrigued with simultaneously.

Think about it.

THE WIN went to my new friends; the "Beast from the East" (you know who you are) and the "Mouth from the South" (she's bound to be from South of something, but boy does she have a mouth on her (you know who you are (and I'm going to keep picking on you))). Together, Denim jacket with faux sheeps wool collar included, and the other two people with them, the spazzy guy who was wearing said jacket and confusing me, and the other young lady who, though I'm sure is bursting with personality and charisma, didn't say much at the time made up the champion team on this Tuesday night...

...Yoko No-No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NICE JOB GUYS!!!

The rest of you were gorgeous and I would like to know you all more intimately, but that will have to wait for a more appropriate time (when I have more ether. I'm out of ether).

And jimmy, the way you handle the white balls...is...astounding and sexually identifiable.

Until next time...

Merry Christm....

....holid...

...Hann...

...qu...

fuck it.

Just drink a lot and be nice.

A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT 84047
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1:04 PM, December 10, 2014
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we don't know yet 58

two amigos 49

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PAINS IN THE ASS YOU ALL ARE!

But my love and admiration for you is still much stronger than my propensity for irritation and mild fury.

Two Amigos, you really tested my foundation of how much wise-assery I could endure didn't you. And I am sorry, seeing how your half Asian (nation of origin was never established), but you have to understand that we were making fun of Yoko Ono herself, just her. That was in no way intended to generalize the Asian American community as a whole as people who shriek and wale over well established pop songs. No sir. That was alllllllll Yoko.

So shut up already!!

JK? JK.

As for We Don't Know Yet, we figured that this match up, this two team throwdown, this brave holiday quizzie maguire slaughterhouse of intelectual pain, of which you of course won, is your SEVENTH victory in a row here, or at least whichever of your band of merry maniacs representing the overall gang has brought to the table. SEVENTH!!

STOP IT!!

I don't want to give you anymore money!!

But I will.

For at the end of night, I am and will continue to be your humble quiz master, but for the love of beer and bad decisions, have mercy.

Too perfect is a dangerous thing to be.

I should know.

Until...next...time...

A Bar Named Sue (State)
8136 S State St
Midvale, UT 84047
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11:11 AM, December 03, 2014
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shit on disney 61

thunder chunky 59

a team named sue 44

great balls of fire 38

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Shit on Disney or The Disney Fuckers won the top prize tonight, despite their overzealous and highly unnerving disregard for the house the mouse built. Sad. BUT GOOD JOB GUYS!!!!!!!!! Gweneth Paltrow would be proud.

And on that note, what about when she died in 'Contagion'? That was pretty good right? We can both get behind that one right?

Thunder Chunky!!! Nice job pulling your spats out of the mud and ziplining naked right into the second place spot. Proud of You. I am.

As for A Team Named Sue; third is neither a loss nor a win, but an opportunity. And no amount of "Fuck you Thom" on your answer sheet is going to sway my love for you. My deep, intense, Donner-esque love for you.

Which brings us to Great Balls of Fire. Fourth place. Which though last, is still a place, and it's better than a tack hammer to a finger nail right? And the guy with with the argyle patterned, penis enhancing, dull gray sweater and the delightfully, if not somewhat grinding big damn mouth, next time, I will be inside you. You know what I mean. Like in a man rape kind of way. I will complete you.

Just don't telll my wife.

Until next time...

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