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Waterloo Ice House
9600 SIH 35
Austin, TX 78731
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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5:48 PM, June 15, 2013
Scores
Our Drinking Team Has A Trivia Problem 90
There is a Vas Deferens Between Balls and Shaft 83
Moms Who Drink (3rd) 78
Superfluous Umlauts (4th) 78
Blank 72
YOLO 56
Catfish 54
Gouda Monsters 46
T & A 35
JCAP 30
Limp Bizkit caused the LA Riots
Evan


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Red's Porch, Tuesdays -- AND -- Waterloo Ice House Southpark Meadows, Wednesdays --- ALSO -- Black Star Co-Op, Sundays 		Evan ()

I like hats, the artist Poe, and anything nerdy.  When I'm not molding minds, I'm driving the white elephant around.  Of course, I make time for my other hobbies, which include movie making, cat-wrangling, and curmudgeoning.  My sole aspiration in life is to be Tom Cruise, but better.

Here is an excerpt from my Wikipedia page:

"Evan Boston was born a poor sharecropper's son in Upper Manhattan.  So dire was his family's poverty that young Evan was forced to subsist on soy sauce and steamed fingernail clippings.  His life was forever changed when he pressed his soy-sauce-bespattered face to the glass of a public house wherein a Geeks Who Drink pub quiz was being held.  Evan knew then what his life's work would be from that moment on.  He sold his father's prize possession, a tortoiseshell comb, to pay for tuition for Quizmasters' Academy.  After years of being bullied and shunned by the rich students and Samoans, Evan finally proved his worth by graduating 4th in his Quizmaster's class, for which he was presented an Applebee's gift card.  He has yet to use it."

And why not? They already single-handedly ruined Woodstock.  And they caused the Stock Market crash of 1929.  

No joke.  It happened.

Look it up on Wikipedia.

 

And while you're there, please also find out how the hell those goddamn elk got to Ireland.  Please...?

Because some people don't understand that animals stow away on ships.  That's how the bubonic plague spread.  Rats on ships were brought to wherever from wherever, and people got sick.  Same thing with Irish elk.  They stowed away on ships, and ended up in Ireland.

And then the Pied Piper and Saint Patrick led all of the rats and the elk out of Ireland, straight into Wales.

Which is why Wales needed those dragons.

 

...to defeat their enemies at King's Landing and win back the Iron Throne in Red's Keep.

 

And now, I've officially lost everyone.  

Or... have I found you...?

 

Thanks for playing along!  Come back next week for more of the same!

 

-evan

Waterloo Ice House
9600 SIH 35
Austin, TX 78731
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:15 PM, June 05, 2013
Scores
There's a Vas Deferens Between Balls and Shaft 81
The Tina Phase 74
Moms Who Drink (3rd) 71
Our Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem (4th) 71
?Merica!? 53
Catfish 38
Rob Bri Aud 30
Jelito 28
Nadia Booty 20
King Triton Was WAY Hotter in Person
Evan


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Red's Porch, Tuesdays -- AND -- Waterloo Ice House Southpark Meadows, Wednesdays --- ALSO -- Black Star Co-Op, Sundays 		Evan ()

I like hats, the artist Poe, and anything nerdy.  When I'm not molding minds, I'm driving the white elephant around.  Of course, I make time for my other hobbies, which include movie making, cat-wrangling, and curmudgeoning.  My sole aspiration in life is to be Tom Cruise, but better.

Here is an excerpt from my Wikipedia page:

"Evan Boston was born a poor sharecropper's son in Upper Manhattan.  So dire was his family's poverty that young Evan was forced to subsist on soy sauce and steamed fingernail clippings.  His life was forever changed when he pressed his soy-sauce-bespattered face to the glass of a public house wherein a Geeks Who Drink pub quiz was being held.  Evan knew then what his life's work would be from that moment on.  He sold his father's prize possession, a tortoiseshell comb, to pay for tuition for Quizmasters' Academy.  After years of being bullied and shunned by the rich students and Samoans, Evan finally proved his worth by graduating 4th in his Quizmaster's class, for which he was presented an Applebee's gift card.  He has yet to use it."

 

By the way, I've seen every movie in Round Three except Frankenweenie and Home On the Range.  And I couldn't be more proud of that fact.  Those two awful movies can SUCK IT.

 

We had one quizzer point out that the question about Children of Men could also apply to Village of the Damned.  But here's the thing: the question included the stipulations that there was a two-decade interruption, and that society was on the brink of collapse.  Pretty sure those parameters only apply to ONE of those movies...  Nice try, though!

 

We had a tie for third, and we settled it for the Rumble in the Pub points!  If you haven't yet registered for this, our first tournament, do it NOW!

 

http://www.geekswhodrink.com/800/

 

Thanks for playing along, and I will catch you crazy cats next week!

 

-evan

Waterloo Ice House
9600 SIH 35
Austin, TX 78731
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:58 PM, May 29, 2013
Scores
If You're So Smart, Then Why Are You Dead? 89
A Pile of Kittens 84
The Never Nudes 79
Jake Would Know the Answers 69
Michelle Bachman Fan Club 68
Go Hawks! 65
Booby Trapper 55
Catfish 31
Kalar 28
Kick Ass 26
Cosmos: A Drunken Voyage
Evan


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Red's Porch, Tuesdays -- AND -- Waterloo Ice House Southpark Meadows, Wednesdays --- ALSO -- Black Star Co-Op, Sundays 		Evan ()

I like hats, the artist Poe, and anything nerdy.  When I'm not molding minds, I'm driving the white elephant around.  Of course, I make time for my other hobbies, which include movie making, cat-wrangling, and curmudgeoning.  My sole aspiration in life is to be Tom Cruise, but better.

Here is an excerpt from my Wikipedia page:

"Evan Boston was born a poor sharecropper's son in Upper Manhattan.  So dire was his family's poverty that young Evan was forced to subsist on soy sauce and steamed fingernail clippings.  His life was forever changed when he pressed his soy-sauce-bespattered face to the glass of a public house wherein a Geeks Who Drink pub quiz was being held.  Evan knew then what his life's work would be from that moment on.  He sold his father's prize possession, a tortoiseshell comb, to pay for tuition for Quizmasters' Academy.  After years of being bullied and shunned by the rich students and Samoans, Evan finally proved his worth by graduating 4th in his Quizmaster's class, for which he was presented an Applebee's gift card.  He has yet to use it."

 

In lieu of a blog, here's a quick guide to the planets' names, and their greek counterparts:

  • Mercury = Hermes (some dude with flying shoes)
  • Venus = Aphrodite (chick in a clam shell)
  • Earth = not Greek or Roman name (look it up on Wikipedia-- I'm too lazy)
  • Mars = Ares (god of war)
  • Jupiter = Zeus (king of gods)
  • Saturn = Cronos...? (father of the bride, played by Steve Martin)
  • Uranus is already Greek.  If ya know what I mean.  (Nudge nudge.)
  • Neptune = Poseidon (dude hangs out in the sea)
  • Pluto = NOT A GODDAMN PLANET ANYMORE!!!

 

 

You're welcome.

 

Till next time!

 

 

-evan

 

 

P.S. Was that Bizarro Jennifer Lawrence in Round Five...?

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