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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:42 PM, December 16, 2014
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Baloney Ponies 74

Drinkers Who Geek 73

Cuddle? What a Fag. 66

Spinach and Anal Sex 66

I can't Believe It's Not Poop for 400, Alex! 61

Don't Quiz with the Fuckmaster 60

Three Bearded Ladies 60

Spillage 50

Mina 43

Sinister Six 37

Fargo Fuck Yourself 36

Do It Big Den 33

Green Burgers Wear Socks 8

Not In it to Win it 5

Evan


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Red's Porch, Tuesdays -- AND -- Black Star Co-Op, Sundays
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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.

Didja know that Pecos Bill might not even be folklore...?  Apparently, the person who first "compiled" the stories which supposedly were passed down from cowboy to cowboy over the last century or so, did not in fact compile them, but rather just made up all the stories himself.  Kinda disappointing.

Would YOU consider the Eagles "lazy rock"?  I dunno.  I think I'm on the fence about it.  Listen to "Hotel California," or "Take It to the Limit," and yeah, sure.  Lazy rock.  But I mean, "Life in the Fast Lane"?  "Heartache Tonight"?  Those aren't lazy.  If anything, they're trying really super hard to even BE rock.

We had a tie for third, and the teams had to conjure up some of the names of the knights who sat at the Round Table.  Some good guesses there, but the team who included Gawain won it!  By the way, Ywain the Bastard probably has the coolest name of all.

NEXT WEEK, I'm gonna be bringing some extra prizes to throw atcha.  Holiday stuff, and probably some candy.  Probably chocolate.

Aw, shit, I just noticed that the ONE team I didn't get a picture of ended up getting second place.  Whoops!  I tell ya what, next week, Drinkers Who Geek get TWO team pictures.  Now you have yet another thing to look forward to!

 

Thanks for quizzing with us!  See you next week!

 

-evan and alyssa

Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
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10:52 PM, December 09, 2014
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makeshift merkins 74

c I anal probing 72

lucy in the sky with 3 buttholes 71

hey, fuck face! 67

sugar pie honey butt 65

too many cooks 65

even sony hates adam sandler movies 64

if I had to facetime with floyd mayweather, I'd kill myself too 63

victorious secret 62

give us $8 or we'll water board you 61

golden girls 61

manziel's midget marauders 60

google fiber 35

the guinn reaper 22

bustin nutz 21

do you wanna build a snow duck? 14

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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.

This blog can't save you.  But a Saint Bernard might be able to.  I mean, if he doesn't wreck up your house and slobber all over everything.  Either that, or hold you and your son hostage inside a Ford Pinto after killing a bunch of people in Castle Rock, Maine.

Let me just say it-- Rod Stewart totally sounds like Macy Gray.  Apparently a lot of you agree with me.  Some of you also put Nina Simone.  Nice shot, but it was the Rod man.

We had the Google Fiber people chill with us tonight.  Gave away some great water bottles, and some incredibly useful screen wipes!  They'll be here next week as well, just in case you wanted another shot at those prizes.

But you know what really warmed my cockles, so to speak?  The audible cry of excitement from a half dozen people when I mentioned Miranda Priestly.  Now, I'm not a huge fan of that movie, but I am a fan of quiz.  And that being so, I like when YOU're excited.

Let's put it this way: I didn't hear nobody cheering when I mentioned David Hume or the Senate President Pro Tempore.  Just sayin'.

See y'all next time!  Thanks for coming, and have a GREAT WEEK!

-evan and chelsea

Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
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10:19 PM, December 02, 2014
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hey brother bear is it 8:40 yet? 79

futons pull out, I'm so high right now 77

fuck! We ran out of time 76

blank 71

hey, fuck face! 71

hbd britney spears 69

yo gurls sasha & malia obama 66

two is the magic number 63

butt stuffed 60

team bbq sauce 55

walking talking steven hawking 52

adrian beater-sons 50

Giant Richards 46

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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.

Little tip: don't ever celebrate cancer.  It's an asshole.

Instead, use those months to celebrate various types of gourd.  That's what life is really about!

Hey.  More people watch the ACMs than the Tony's?  That's a shame.  More people also watch the CMAs?  Goddamn.  Where are all these people that like country music so much?  I dunno.  I've only met a handful.  Personally, I grew up in urban Austin and became a theater major, so it's really hard for me to handle all this non-musical-awards-watching shit.  If you know more about Luke Bryan than Hedwig and the Angry Inch, then...

Nevermind.  I think that, no matter how I end that sentence, I'm gonna wind up alienating some people.  And quiz is all about including people!  Making you feel like you're part of the show!

Which is why we had a 50/50 round on Home Alone or Harry Potter!  It actually was pretty tricky.  The name of that round was "Joe Pesci and Dumbledore Walk Into a Bar," and here's the entirety of that joke:

Joe Pesci and Dumbloedore walk into a bar in Hogsmeade.  Dumbledore makes the mistake of saying "Now go home and get your shinebox," and Joe Pesci beats him to death.  The elder wand now belongs to Joe Pesci.

Okay, so that's not a joke, it's actually a pretty serious problem, because now Joe Pesci is running around with a serious fucking wand, killing people in Vegas and getting in the way of Mel Gibson and Danny Glover while they try to solve crimes.

Enough movie references for ya?  Good.  Then I'll see each and every one of ya's next week.  For MOAR!

-evan and patrick

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