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I still think naming your teddy bear "Muhammad" is better than naming it "Ted".
And I can't believe I have to remind y'all about this, but before you leave Red's after quiz, you might want to make sure you didn't win a prize. Because the third place team left before I could shower free moneys on them. And that is tantamount to forfeiture.
So you know, stick around for a bit after quiz. I know it's a school night, or a work night, or a get-up-in-the-morning-to-watch-Adventure-Time-and-eat-a-whole-bag-of-Lindor-truffles-for-breakfast night, but it behooves you every now and again to pause for a moment, reflect on the night, and realize you got third place.
Then bug me for a gift card. Because you earned it.
Plus, I had to give the last-place-team award to the third-to-last-place team. Now, I don't blame losing teams for jetting out after the scores are read, but just letting those teams know...
...you missed out on a sweet disguise.
Thanks so much for spending your evening with Geeks Who Drink, and more importantly, Red's Porch.
And even more importantly... me.
-evan
P.S. Don't even try to suck up to me for next week's Best Team Name of the Night, because that shit only works once. Kisses!
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According to one team, Hitler's astrological sign was "Asshole". Which explains a lot.
Namely, why he was such an asshole.
Ozzy stopped by to help us out, and boy did we need it! Nineteen teams, and a whole shit ton of shenanigans! A tie for third was imminent, until we realized that one of the tied teams had more than seven peeps at their table.
What do I tell ya? The fastest way to get disqualified may be to cheat using teh intarwebs, but the most common way is to have more than seven people. Don't pull that shit unless you're ready to forfeit prizes!
By the way, did anyone notice that I curse more when Ozzy's around? I think he's a bad influence on me. Which means I should probably invite him to quiz more often.
Oh, and next time you're at karaoke (or, more wisely, next time you snag your own private karaoke room), go ahead and put on "Strokin'," by Clarence Carter. Fun times to be had by all, no doubt!
Come back next week and quiz it up with us!
-evan and ozzy
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Last day before May brought us one hell of a quiz!
Did anyone try the fried green tomato tacos? Pretty damn good. Hope they bring 'em back soon!
And don't think I didn't see some of you rockin' out to those mashups. You know you liked it. Just be sure not to get your Airplanes and Starships mixed up. You know, of the Jefferson variety.
We had a visual round that featured Austin staple Matthew McConaughey. However, the actual answers had nothing to do with him. Still trying to decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing...
At the end of it all, the four sixteen-point rounds we had tonight garnered a high team score of OVER 100 POINTS! Good job, first place.
As for the rest of you, listen to more Squirrel Nut Zippers and watch The Wishmaster.