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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:24 PM, November 18, 2014
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Dick Tip Paper Cut 84

Drinkers Who Geek 83

Demolish Everything! Build Condos 81

…On The Chode Again 77

Chip Sifters 76

Holly Jolly Thanksgiving 76

Jose Canseco Takes Finger Banging to A Whole New Level 73

Walk Hard: The Greg Abbott Story 73

Two Is the Magic Number 71

Pickle Brothers 70

#teabagging 65

Dark & Stormys 64

Last Unicorns 64

Pen 15 Club 64

Gurren 58

Femme Fla-nel 55

Kim Kardashian has Butt Tumors 52

Mac & Cheeze 43

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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.

Magical Fruit, Space Flight, Girl Power, Stream of Consciousness...  The round subjects last night sound like the lineup for Fun Fun Fun Fest or something.  What else did we have?  SAY WHAAAAT?  That was a good one.
By the way, I don't think I've ever had perfect scores across the board in a certain round for that many teams.  EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TEAM got 8 points on Round One!  And, pardon my French.
But GODDAMN, how did y'all do it?  Did I go too easy on ya?  Or maybe you're all just really good at sussing out answers from context clues?  In any case, bravo.  Good on ya.
Some people were curious if we'd cancel next week because of Thanksgiving, and the answer is, and once again pardon the language, but FUCK, NO!  We are ON like Diddy Kong!  Who do you think we are?  The public school system??  We don't cancel because of minor shit like Thanksgiving!  BE HERE NEXT WEEK please.
Please...?
Thanks to Patrick for stepping in for Chelsea, who fell down a well and was magically transported to the Sengoku era of Japan, where she now travels the feudal countryside with a half-demon, searching for the lost shards of the Shikon jewel.  She'll be back next week.
And thanks to YOU for coming out and quizzing!  Hope you had a magnificent night, and we'll do it all again next time!
-evan and patrick
Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
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11:13 PM, November 11, 2014
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hotheads, cold feet, cant lose 83

putin on the ritz 79

who pooped in my nose? 77

the only respectable VD is veteran's day 72

insert winning team name here 71

drinkers who geek 71

our mistress, armistice 67

they say too many cooks will spoil the broth 64

jockstrap burners 59

the butthurt vaginas 56

jello puddin ass eatin muth fuckas 54

basic bitches 50

cypress 69'ers 49

team listeria 47

ready to win 43

hopin for gropin 23

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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.

It was interesting to have a British slang vs. American slang round tonight, since we had at least two Brits in the quizzing ranks.  One of them said they'd never heard of some of that slang, which is okay, because I've never heard of some of that American slang before tonight.  Just goes to show that all of us need to spend more time on the streets.  Amiright??

As for the title of this blog, Tiny Tim suffered a heart attack in 1996 while playing a show.  He recovered, but doctors said he should not for any reason play another show anytime soon.  Two months later, he played a show and died.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is fukkin rock 'n' roll.

By the way, that "Wicked Game" cover was by HIM, aka His Infernal Majesty.  You might have heard it once on my playlist, but only if you've been quizzing with me for a long, long while.  In which case, I must say, I'm sorry.

Why am I sorry?  Because if you've been quizzing with me long enough, you've probably seen me dance, heard me sing, and witnessed me drunk.  Other than not liking me when I'm angry, that's pretty much the most embarassing I get.

In that respect, I'd like to think these blogs are at least marginally more respectable than my actions in public during the quiz.

Speaking of which, I am still so sorry about your eardrums.  I got frustrated, got dumb, and decided to drown out every living thing in a block radius.  That happens from time to time.  With great power comes great big fucking fuck-ups.

In any case, it was a nice night, a fantastic quiz, and so much fun!  Come back next week for more "FUN"!

 

-evan and chelsea

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3508 S Lamar Blvd
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10:47 PM, November 04, 2014
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election?! Oh, that's completely different 79

delicious in my mouth 77

drinkers who drink 76

futons pull out, but my vagina doesn't 75

batman and rosalyn 74

is this the prop 1 celebration party? 73

liqa madiq 73

the middlemen 72

kathleen turner overdrive 70

Awesomely.Coiffed. Slater 67

tits around town 67

we didn?t google a funny name 61

macoughnahey's got nothin on my honda 58

if you're chinese, today is erection day 56

scarvin it 54

fah q 51

sorcerors 48

win or lose,we still booze 48

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We really had a downpour last night!  We were tucked away into our upstairs hideout, shielded by walls of plastic and warmed by the soft radiance of the heaters.

By the way, for those of you who were wondering, Mauritius is a tiny island off of Madagascar.  And for those of you who don't know where Madagascar is, watch the wildly successful movie Madagascar, because you're probably better off watching sub-par animated kids movies than trying to decipher the secrets of Google Maps.

Great job on the audio round! Several high scores there, and a lot of jokers used.  I think some people who jokered round eight were regretting that decision by the end of the quiz!  But that's the luck of the draw, folks.  You never know what's gonna happen!

Also, when I said that the Canadian Cash Cab killed someone, well, that statement is a bit misleading.  Allow me to clarify: the Canadian Cash Cab itself became self-aware, and terrorized a group of people in a truck stop.  It ran down several victims before Emilio Estevez destroyed it with a grenade.

True story.  (Although if ANY of it were to be doubtful, it's the fact that Emilio Estevez was anywhere close to Canada.)

Alright, everyone.  You survived our quiz.  You did not get crushed by a cactus or suffer from that unfortunate but frequent side-effect of doing anything stupid while holding a gun, which would be being shot by that gun.  And now that we're all in the clear, I hereby pronounce you...

...SMRTER THAN AN NFL QUARTERBACK!

 

(Or at least Vince Young.)

 

See ya next week!

 

-evan and chelsea

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