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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:26 AM, March 25, 2015
Scores
Ain't No Cure for the Hammertime Blues 80

Sasquatch Squashed his swiss wristwatch 75

Mavs Suck 67

Kickstart Your New Religion (3rd) 67

Nonamers 66

Lousy Smarch Weather 65

Ted Cruz Booze Cruise 63

No Kangaroos in Austria…Or Jews 59

Otrivia Newton John 51

Eat My Shorts 49

Jagoffs 32

Hey Whats Your Name 25

Sluts 17

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Quiz Schedule
Score at Red's Porch, Tuesdays at 8pm. Host at Opal's Penn Field, Saturdays at 9pm.
Chelsea (cheez)

Whoa you guys, whoa. I'm Chelsea. I used to work in movies when I was like 7 and shit. I rap when I'm in the shower. I'm totally hetero for Justin Timberlake. My favorite color is blue. The sky is also blue. I'm the faster scorer ever. I really like beer. My hero is Martina Hingis. Tennis. Something else about beer. 

Boom, bio.

We were back downstairs on the patio last night! It was lovely!

There were a few questions that I had trouble pronouncing. I'm glad Patrick is there to watch my back. He helps me with all that stuff. Thanks Pat!

Everyone can start bringing their dogs again! We had at least 4 dogs out last night. Gumbo, was right in front of the QM table last night. She was the really excited basset hound. Super cute. Gabby, brought her dog. And I can't remember her name! Sorry! Gabby's friend also had her dog out. She was white and fluffy. She put her little paws on me while I petted her. Or him. I love dogs! And I'm excited that you get to bring them! 

I want a puppy. I want a great dane puppy! Going to have a big head and big paws he can grow into. But I would bring him to quiz all the time. That might happen in the next year. We'll see!

Speaking of dogs, I'm really sorry about Round 7, Marley and You. You had to name the movie or show where the dog dies. So sad! I saw all the dogs cringe a bit. Sorry puppies! Maybe I should start bringing treats for all of them. That way if a round like this comes up, they'll know they are ok. 

Thanks again for coming out! We'll see you guys next week!
Chels and Pat 

Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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1:59 PM, March 24, 2015
Scores
Major League Paintball 85

I Can Haz Chaz Bono? (3rd) 80

Irish I was a Little Bit Taller 80

McDrinkers who McGeek (2nd) 80

Our Quiz Master Is a Jizz Master 79

virginians 79

Corned Queef and Cabbage 78

Hispanic at the Disco 78

Jinx of the Irish 72

Everyone Dats Seen A Lebrecahun say Yeaah 69

Crotch Cobblers 67

moose und sqvirrel 66

We Mae-wyn, but succ-at trivia 66

Chatterbox Challengers 63

Feed Me More 62

My Couch Pulls Out But I Have Irish Couch Herpes 59

Mollys 46

Three Amigas 43

If you need a kidney transplant call dan! 34

ariola 20

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Quiz Schedule
Score at Red's Porch, Tuesdays at 8pm. Host at Opal's Penn Field, Saturdays at 9pm.
Chelsea (cheez)

Whoa you guys, whoa. I'm Chelsea. I used to work in movies when I was like 7 and shit. I rap when I'm in the shower. I'm totally hetero for Justin Timberlake. My favorite color is blue. The sky is also blue. I'm the faster scorer ever. I really like beer. My hero is Martina Hingis. Tennis. Something else about beer. 

Boom, bio.

What a night! Sorry we went over some time. Patrick and I get to talking and we lose ourselves. I call him my work husband. 

When we met, we became fast friends. We have a great time! We play tennis sometimes, and go have drinks, go to the movies, and such. Ya know, bro times. 

I wanted to do some Irish dancing for you, but by the time I could have, everyone left. Which is totally cool. You wanted to keep partying! 

There was quiz! There were some Irish themes on the quiz, and I played you some Irish tunes. Maybe not all "Irish" perse, but they went with the theme. Seemed like everyone enjoyed the playlist! I played it again at my Saturday night venue. I love those tunes!

Back on next week for some more quiz! Tell me about your SXSW, and how crazy it got. Hopefully you weren't too frustrated with all the extra people. 

See ya guys next week!
Chels and Pat 

Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:46 AM, March 11, 2015
Scores
Ernie Hudson's Penis 89

Drinkers Who Geek (2nd) 88

Whose Blurred Line Is It Anyway (3rd) 88

A Really Good Team Name 85

Septet of Answer-Shouting Cheaters, the 84

Hey Fuck Face! 79

iPenis is Coming, the 79

Anne Frank's Diary of a Wimpy Kid 76

It's Only Gay if you Come 74

It's White and Gold, Damnit 73

Anne Frank's Hide & Seek Club 72

Dream Killerz 72

Dangerfield Newbees, the 71

Titty Twisters 70

Treat Yo' Self 70

Fried Gold 66

JACs Birthday 65

shotgun shawties, the 62

Om-nom-nomnivores 61

Ronnies, The 60

Eat My Shorts 55

Students Here In Texas 28

Brunettes, The 27

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Quiz Schedule
Score at Red's Porch, Tuesdays at 8pm. Host at Opal's Penn Field, Saturdays at 9pm.
Chelsea (cheez)

Whoa you guys, whoa. I'm Chelsea. I used to work in movies when I was like 7 and shit. I rap when I'm in the shower. I'm totally hetero for Justin Timberlake. My favorite color is blue. The sky is also blue. I'm the faster scorer ever. I really like beer. My hero is Martina Hingis. Tennis. Something else about beer. 

Boom, bio.

That fucking team. After Round 6 they had a perfect score. But they finally fucked it up in Round 7, they missed 4. That'll take them down a peg. I know these guys, and I know they were not cheating. Usually too drunk for that. Well one of them usually is. Darin is cool too. He lives in Dallas and sometimes comes down to Austin and plays all over town. He quizzed with me 3 nights this time. That was fun! His team that he plays with, formerly known as Fallopian Boobs, has been around a long time. They used to play somewhere else with super amazing awesome QM Jeavon. She moved to Ft. Collins, so they migrated and found themselves at my quizzes. Which is great! And there is one guy on the team that used to get drunk at every quiz. At the end of the night he would be all slurry and stuff. It was pretty funny. We started calling him Drunk Guy, because all the QMs knew exactly who we meant. He's great too! 

Anyways, that's a little thing on that team. Next week I'll talk about another one. That will be cool.

So, we had 23 teams playing! That was awesome. And it was a really nice night. I usually stick around and talk to people, but Pat2 bought us tickets to see Super Troopers, and a couple cast members were there. It was really great. There was a syrup chugging contest and everything. Best part about that is 3 guys chugged the bottles, but only one of them was actually chugging syrup. No one knew this beforehand. They chose their flavors, yeah flavors, and chugged. The guy with the real syrup almost won! He did that so fast! He probably feels like shit today. 

Remember SXSW Gaming starts Friday at the Palmer Events Center. GWD will have a booth there! I'll be on guard for a bunch of it, and Pat2 will be there also. Come see us! Have a great week, and try not to get too upset with the SXSW people. They'll be gone soon. 
Chels and Pat 

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