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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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1:23 AM, October 15, 2014
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we're from where wolves fuck 87

in soviet russia, quiz play you 85

drinkers who geek 78

dildo jar 76

dolph lundgren's cock of fury 75

we are not ashamed of what we did for a klondike bar 72

three musk-a-butts 71

amanda bynes' defense team 70

bonobos 70

adios ACL 69

multiple scorgasms 68

the poon squad 60

I don?t understand the question and I wont respond to it 59

I got off the couch for this 54

koko's kitchen 52

truffle shufflers 50

drop dred last 46

conjugal visitors 39

e=mc hammer 37

8 dolla make you holla 35

smashley and friends 34

Evan


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Red's Porch, Tuesdays -- AND -- Black Star Co-Op, Sundays
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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.

When's the last time anyone ate a Payday?  I mean, I know I've eaten one, once upon a time.  I know other people have as well.  But I can't recall ever seeing anyone buy or consume one.  Is that strange?

Well, you know what IS strange?  Cory Monteith played a friggin' high schooler well into his 30's.  Was anyone really fooled?  Or is our collective ability to suspend disbelief enough to make few people question those sort of things?

(I'm not really asking, just musing.  But feel free to actually answer.)

Also, I think one team may have been onto something.  Moose Hunting isn't a bad name for a brewery.  However, Gay Brewery really needs to become a thing too.  If for no other reason than I want to order a Gay IPA.

Y'all better be gearing up for Halloween!  We'll be having a big ol' spooky Halloween Quiz on the 28th of October.  Costumes, extra prizes, and free candy!  Save the date, people.

By the way, Chelsea thought y'all were being too quiet.  So next time, bring Vuvuzelas.

See ya!

 

-evan and chelsea

Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:34 PM, October 07, 2014
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Drinkers Who Geek (8) 84

It's Not Delivery, it’s a C-Section 75

Pickle Brothers 73

The Cumback Kids 70

Do Pedophiles Make It To 7th Heaven? 69

Chelsea Looks Particularly Masculine Tonight (8) 65

No Mr. Collins, I Don't Want To Go To 7th Heaven 65

Bryan Eats Butt 64

Team Banner 61

The Muppets Take Iraq 59

Gone Girls Wild: Affleck's Revenge 56

2 Wild & Crazy Girls 51

What's Our Team Name? 50

&* (ampersand asterisk) 48

Nerdy Girls Give Us Smart Ons 42

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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.

Oh, such fun we had!  It may seem like I was shilling for Banner all night, but that's only because they hooked me up with some drinks and a t-shirt to give out, and then PLAYED THE QUIZ WITH US!  I'm used to our sponsors maybe, MAYBE playing a couple of rounds and then bailing.  But they played the quiz, played well, and had a great time!

I hope YOU had a great time, too.  We try to send as many prizes your way.  Hence the Best Team Name of the Night.  Hence the extra t-shirt.  Maybe I should re-install the Last Place Team prize...?

We'll see.

As for the quiz, it was an Elvis affair.  Not only did he show up in BOTH audio rounds, I even started the night off with some "Hound Dog" action.  It was like our quiz was being haunted by the coolest ghost evar.

We also had an entire round on baseball, so no more complaining about the lack of sports questions, okay?

Fun fact about Evan: I've played Rod Serling on stage.  It was a Greek chorus type character, who the director boiled down into a Twilight Zone intro homage, enacted by Yours Truly.  It was fun, but I'm pretty sure I didn't do the man ANY justice.

Thanks again to Banner, and to Quizmaster Patrick.  Check him out sometime at one of his quizzes around town.  But ONLY if you come back to Red's next week.  Deal?

...Deal.

 

-evan and patrick

Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:18 PM, September 30, 2014
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pretty good looking for a butt 88

not in the face 87

ebro-bro-brola 86

may the force be with hugh 84

r2 double d2 (dq) 84

debbie does dallas, gets ebola 83

know when to hold her know when to fold her 83

dallas ebola club 82

stars of david 77

ebola cholas 76

caillou is a whiny bitch 75

dashing fox 75

I have hemorrhagic fever and the only cure is more cowbell! 75

"I find your lack of faith disturbing" #iamarepublican 74

susan and the mashed potato gang 73

neil's mom is hot! 71

r/superherothongshots 68

bi polar bears 67

ebola free 63

san diegeeks 63

quiz on my face 61

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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.

So?  Have you seen it?  It's pretty impressive.

But enough about my Frogmouth.  What did we do at quiz?

We had Eddie Vedder sing Radioactive.  We had a breezy audio round-- thanks, Obama!  We found out that I couldn't pronounce "Sigmoidoscopy" without Patrick.  We were also reminded of how awesome Sesame Street was.  And that the dude from Ratatoille had a dumb name.  We all now know that Allspice is yellow, according to spice drops, and that musicals suck.

Seriously.  I already had a certain aversion to musicals, and after that round about musicals inspired by movies, I don't want to hear anyone break into song anytime soon.

Patrick sat in for Chelsea tonight, since Chelsea is still in Denver.  What's she doing in Denver?  I dunno.  Drankin' beer and gettin' high, probably.  She will return, probably when she sobers up.  But until then, Patrick is a damn good replacement!

Thanks for playing along, ladies and gents.  See you next time!

Facebook, bitches.

 

-evan and patrick

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