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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:54 PM, October 21, 2014
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drinkers who geek 85

the business casualties 79

dream killer killerz 76

dream killaz 74

mean muggin on the french fry bus 72

the clitoris: nature's rubix cube 70

did you know ebola stays in your jizz for 3 months 69

team ramrod 68

scared stiff 68

babs 65

you kissed me like you already came 56

ikea's hunt for red october 45

soy dianux 42

cowboys butts drive me nuts 41

Evan


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Red's Porch, Tuesdays -- AND -- Black Star Co-Op, Sundays
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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.

It's good to know that someone is more familiar with Tiny Toons than myself.  Sometimes, it seems like I'm the only one who remembers cartoons from the 1990's.  That is, other than Captain Planet and Rocko's Modern Life.  People LOVE that shit.

Speaking of cartoons, I wonder if we'll ask any questions about The Real Ghostbusters at our Ghostbusters Quiz this Saturday...?  Show up, play along, and find out!

I also loved the looks of utter contempt when I said the word "libary."  Y'all know I'm just joshin' ya, right?  It's like when I write out words like "gonna," and "joshin'."  I'm being intentionally ignorant of proper linguistics to acheive a certain effect.  The effect, in this instance, is utter comtempt.

Have you ever played Backgammon?  When I first learned, the stragedy escaped me.  The game seemed too simple to require any real skill to play.  Eventually, I started to see how one player can greatly screw over the other with a well-played move.  Point is: challenge me at Backgammon.  CHALLENGE ME!

Next week is gonna be our Halloween Quiz, AND it's gonna be Beer Week!  So I am absolutely positive that there are going to be some specials worth drankin'!

Be there!  Wear a costume!  Win prizes!

 

-evan and chelsea

Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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1:23 AM, October 15, 2014
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we're from where wolves fuck 87

in soviet russia, quiz play you 85

drinkers who geek 78

dildo jar 76

dolph lundgren's cock of fury 75

we are not ashamed of what we did for a klondike bar 72

three musk-a-butts 71

amanda bynes' defense team 70

bonobos 70

adios ACL 69

multiple scorgasms 68

the poon squad 60

I don?t understand the question and I wont respond to it 59

I got off the couch for this 54

koko's kitchen 52

truffle shufflers 50

drop dred last 46

conjugal visitors 39

e=mc hammer 37

8 dolla make you holla 35

smashley and friends 34

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Red's Porch, Tuesdays -- AND -- Black Star Co-Op, Sundays
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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.

When's the last time anyone ate a Payday?  I mean, I know I've eaten one, once upon a time.  I know other people have as well.  But I can't recall ever seeing anyone buy or consume one.  Is that strange?

Well, you know what IS strange?  Cory Monteith played a friggin' high schooler well into his 30's.  Was anyone really fooled?  Or is our collective ability to suspend disbelief enough to make few people question those sort of things?

(I'm not really asking, just musing.  But feel free to actually answer.)

Also, I think one team may have been onto something.  Moose Hunting isn't a bad name for a brewery.  However, Gay Brewery really needs to become a thing too.  If for no other reason than I want to order a Gay IPA.

Y'all better be gearing up for Halloween!  We'll be having a big ol' spooky Halloween Quiz on the 28th of October.  Costumes, extra prizes, and free candy!  Save the date, people.

By the way, Chelsea thought y'all were being too quiet.  So next time, bring Vuvuzelas.

See ya!

 

-evan and chelsea

Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:34 PM, October 07, 2014
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Drinkers Who Geek (8) 84

It's Not Delivery, it’s a C-Section 75

Pickle Brothers 73

The Cumback Kids 70

Do Pedophiles Make It To 7th Heaven? 69

Chelsea Looks Particularly Masculine Tonight (8) 65

No Mr. Collins, I Don't Want To Go To 7th Heaven 65

Bryan Eats Butt 64

Team Banner 61

The Muppets Take Iraq 59

Gone Girls Wild: Affleck's Revenge 56

2 Wild & Crazy Girls 51

What's Our Team Name? 50

&* (ampersand asterisk) 48

Nerdy Girls Give Us Smart Ons 42

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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.

Oh, such fun we had!  It may seem like I was shilling for Banner all night, but that's only because they hooked me up with some drinks and a t-shirt to give out, and then PLAYED THE QUIZ WITH US!  I'm used to our sponsors maybe, MAYBE playing a couple of rounds and then bailing.  But they played the quiz, played well, and had a great time!

I hope YOU had a great time, too.  We try to send as many prizes your way.  Hence the Best Team Name of the Night.  Hence the extra t-shirt.  Maybe I should re-install the Last Place Team prize...?

We'll see.

As for the quiz, it was an Elvis affair.  Not only did he show up in BOTH audio rounds, I even started the night off with some "Hound Dog" action.  It was like our quiz was being haunted by the coolest ghost evar.

We also had an entire round on baseball, so no more complaining about the lack of sports questions, okay?

Fun fact about Evan: I've played Rod Serling on stage.  It was a Greek chorus type character, who the director boiled down into a Twilight Zone intro homage, enacted by Yours Truly.  It was fun, but I'm pretty sure I didn't do the man ANY justice.

Thanks again to Banner, and to Quizmaster Patrick.  Check him out sometime at one of his quizzes around town.  But ONLY if you come back to Red's next week.  Deal?

...Deal.

 

-evan and patrick

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