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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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3:14 PM, April 22, 2015
Scores
Harrison Ford Is In It 78

Hey Fuck Face! (that’s for the kid) 77

By Grabthar's Hammer, We Won't Be Last 75

Cock, Paper Scissors 74

We Treat Objects Like Women 71

Multiple Scoregasms 69

Yo Mamas So Covered in Mayo, Its Like She Just Stepped off a Bukake Film Set 67

Dream Killers 65

Queef Wellington 65

Ruthless Gondoliers 60

Just the Substitutes 60

Our Son's Name is Zephram Cochran 59

Spillers 56

Clutch City 54

Hurlz 6.0 46

cheez


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Quiz Schedule
Score at Red's Porch, Tuesdays at 8pm. Host at Opal's Penn Field, Saturdays at 9pm.
Chelsea (cheez)

Whoa you guys, whoa. I'm Chelsea. I used to work in movies when I was like 7 and shit. I rap when I'm in the shower. I'm totally hetero for Justin Timberlake. My favorite color is blue. The sky is also blue. I'm the faster scorer ever. I really like beer. My hero is Martina Hingis. Tennis. Something else about beer. 

Boom, bio.

Oh what a night!!

We had a rambunctious crowd on Tuesday. And a lot of dogs again! I love that. That's one reason I love Red's so much, dogs. And crazy quizzers.

When I first got to Red's the patio was pretty full already. It was so nice outside! Saw a few dogs, one was sleeping. He was tired. 

Then I heard this girl laugh in this crazy way. And then her friend was like, Janice! They were asking each other Friends trivia questions. I immediately thought, they are going to like quiz. Especially when I say that we just had a Friends theme quiz. Quiz started and they totally played! They got a little rowdy. A couple teams were shushing them, but they weren't being assholes. Just having loud fun. I heard one girl at their table yell to her friend, SHUT UP! I got on the mic and said, that we don't tell each other to shut up here, and asked her name. So Sydney got called out. I asked the next question adding her name at the end. She got really quiet, and then she started up again. This time I said, "Ok Sydney we get it, you're the prettiest!" Here is a gif of their team:

 

Then there was a team that I haven't seen in awhile, and they had a lot of fun too. Their buddies were at the next table and they were giving each other shit all night. I love when that happens. I took their picture the guy in yellow (I forgot your name!), was like I'm going to chug this! Here is their gif:

 

 

As usual you guys were a blast! Hope to see you next week, when I'm hungover from my birthday!
Chels and Pat 

Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:47 AM, April 15, 2015
Scores
Chihuahua Stowaway 79

Fireman's 4skin 77

Whoop Whoop Chickenhead 75

Topo-chikas 74

Suck It Trebek 73

You No Want Breakfast? 72

Yer a Quizzard, Harry 72

Women can be president…of the PTA 71

Hey, Did You Just Grab My Ass 70

Harry Potty & the Half Blood Shits 68

Robert Durst Defense Fund 68

We're Number Last! 63

Cholula 57

Synergy (like a bausse) 46

Perioral Dermatitis 35

My dog bit your obedient trained dog 23

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Quiz Schedule
Score at Red's Porch, Tuesdays at 8pm. Host at Opal's Penn Field, Saturdays at 9pm.
Chelsea (cheez)

Whoa you guys, whoa. I'm Chelsea. I used to work in movies when I was like 7 and shit. I rap when I'm in the shower. I'm totally hetero for Justin Timberlake. My favorite color is blue. The sky is also blue. I'm the faster scorer ever. I really like beer. My hero is Martina Hingis. Tennis. Something else about beer. 

Boom, bio.

Oh what a night! It was BEAUTIFUL! Got a little chilly, and I was wearing flip flops and a tshirt. But I survived. 

My Aunt Charla, and Uncle Lee, were in town visiting my Dad for his bday. I haven't seen them in a really long time. I got to see them twice Monday and yesterday. It was awesome. Last night was the first time they have played a GWD quiz, and they had a great time! They sat right next to me and Patrick so I could hear all their jokes, wrong answers, and watch them dance. Good times had by all!

So, we do team name of the night every week. Whatever name we pick gets $8 off their tab, which is awesome. Last night marked the 3rd week in a row that the same team has won this. Now, we aren't doing this on purpose. We just choose a name and see what we like for the night. We don't even know who's on what team. This coming week, everyone should think of something really great. Knock that other team out! 

Round 1 last night was about space. You guys know space! Round 2 was 8 Bit Hits, my family did not do very well on this round. I think they got like 8 points or something. It was mostly new stuff. One song, I don't think I've even heard. Good thing I wasn't playing. We had an Earth, Wind, Fire, or Water round. You guys did pretty well on that. Is it because you have seen the 5th Element so much? I knew it! I love that movie, so it's all good. 

Anywho! Next week is the day after 4/20, be careful out there! It's also the Tuesday before my birthday. Just saying! 

Oh, and the Marvel theme quiz is coming up! Go here for deets.

See you peeps next week!
Chels and Pat 

Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:30 PM, April 08, 2015
Scores
Chubby Checkers 89

Turbin the Beat Around 87

Chitty Chitty Gang Bang 84

Got Nothin. Thanks Kentucky 82

Nicco Sucks Butt 82

Hello! Our Name is Elder Price 81

National Beer Day: Get Drunk and Punch Somebody 81

There's Always Money in the Banana Hammock 81

Drinkers Who Geek 79

Quiz In My Pants 78

Keistering 77

Thunder the Fuck Up 59

Kibbles & Tits 57

Damar 56

The Invisible Friends 41

Rani Is Awesome 33

cheez


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Quiz Schedule
Score at Red's Porch, Tuesdays at 8pm. Host at Opal's Penn Field, Saturdays at 9pm.
Chelsea (cheez)

Whoa you guys, whoa. I'm Chelsea. I used to work in movies when I was like 7 and shit. I rap when I'm in the shower. I'm totally hetero for Justin Timberlake. My favorite color is blue. The sky is also blue. I'm the faster scorer ever. I really like beer. My hero is Martina Hingis. Tennis. Something else about beer. 

Boom, bio.

I love dogs. I love quiz. So when they are put together, I win! Well, everyone wins. But I'm selfish.

We had several dogs play our quiz last night. I only remember the names of a couple. Geroge, who is pictured with his mommy. We woke him up for that pic. 

And Rani. Right when I got there, she was sitting at the table right next to the QM table. Her dad said that she was there to help. We gave her some glasses and she totally rocked that shit. She is also pictured above. 

Then another dog, I didn't get her/his name. But that dog really played. He/she's holding a pencil in his/her mouth. So fun!

Patrick2 was there as my right hand man again. I love him being my co-host. I co-host for him on Mondays and I missed this past Monday. I was in Vegas for my mom's wedding. My whole family was there. It was really fun! And really expensive. We also walked a hell of a lot. But I got to see my mom get married, never seen her so happy! I went to a car show, and there was Karate tournament at my hotel. My brother and I got to watch kids kick each other in the head, and girls throat punch each other. It was awesome. There were people from all over the world there. We met some nice Canadians, and Brazilians. It was really fun. 

We also had another guest, one of my besties, Josh! He lived in Austin for a long time, and then he was whisked away to CA. But he's still hosting, at a fabulous gay bar. He hosts and then there is a drag show after quiz. It's his bread and butter. We are super close and have the best time when we hang out. I have a lot of good friends, and Pat2 and Josh are 2 of them. It's nice to have friends like that. 

Sorry, that I got a little mushy there. I love my friends! And quiz! And dogs!

You guys have a good week and see you next Tuesday!
Chels, Pat2, and Josh! 

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