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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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8:51 AM, August 27, 2014
Scores
twerkin hard or hardly twerkin? 86

my anaconda don?t want none of your ice bucket challenge 82

RPF140316 drinkers who geek 81

goddamn titty sprinkles 77

our team name will tickle chelsea's fancy 72

grandma got run over by tony stewart 70

3 men and a cop and a half 69

hide and seek so hard mother fuckers cant find me 66

chodebreakers 60

armando dippitlow 59

to infinity?.and the bong 57

sharknadoes 54

NADM never a dull moment 44

the temptations 42

3 amigos 35

the dooskies 33

lawyered 31

tripod 27

Evan


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Red's Porch, Tuesdays -- AND -- Waterloo Ice House Southpark Meadows, Wednesdays --- ALSO -- Black Star Co-Op, Sundays
Evan ()

I like hats, the artist Poe, and anything nerdy.  My sole aspiration in life is to be Tom Cruise, but better.

Here is an excerpt from my Wikipedia page:

"Evan Boston was born a poor sharecropper's son in Upper Manhattan.  So dire was his family's poverty that young Evan was forced to subsist on soy sauce and steamed fingernail clippings.  His life was forever changed when he pressed his soy-sauce-bespattered face to the glass of a public house wherein a Geeks Who Drink pub quiz was being held.  Evan knew then what his life's work would be from that moment on.  He sold his father's prize possession, a tortoiseshell comb, to pay for tuition for Quizmasters' Academy.  After years of being bullied and shunned by the rich students and Samoans, Evan finally proved his worth by graduating 4th in his Quizmaster's class, for which he was presented an Applebee's gift card.  He has yet to use it."

Allow me to indite the wondrous story of quiz.  No need to go on a Dukan diet, I'll explain everything here!

And the first thing to explain is that on the Dukan diet, you apparently start off by eating as much protein as you want.  So, if you like all-you-can-eat bacon, go for it!

Foolproof.

Also, if you're afraid of spiders, round two might have been rough for you.  But don't be scared.  Spiders symbolize patience and wisdom in many cultures.  Some have even incorporated the little critters into their respective creation myths.

Furthermore, I task each and every one of you to go out and find raspberry M&M's.  Buy them.  And bring them to quiz next week.  Mostly because I want to try them, and I can't be bothered to actually look for them.  Still, if there were any way to bribe me, candy would probably be near the top of the list.  Just sayin'.

Not that it matters, because Chelsea's in charge of your scores, the bonus question winners, and the drawing for the e-mail bonus question prize.  She's really the one with the power.

(Don't let it go to her head.)

Round four went BOOM, but don't worry your pretty little head.  There were plenty of sheriffs in round five to look after things.  Although, depending on which sheriff you got, you might be better off sorting it out on your own.  I don't think you want the sheriff of Nottingham in charge of... well, anything having to do with your personal life.

Then again, Alan Rickman.  Nuff said.

 

I've written enough already.  Some may say, too much.  Tune in next time for Episode Two of...

 

INSIDE ADDITION!

 

-evan and chelsea

Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:33 PM, August 19, 2014
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RPF140451 ham fisted and chicken fingered 82

rick perry's bursting butt cherry 81

RPF140316 drinkers who geek 79

billy ray virus 75

irish wristwatch 74

the chode less traveled 72

hassen pfeffer inc 72

bagdad ass up 71

savage acts of nepotism by bobby flay 71

winky smiley face 67

RPF140087 soccer cousins 67

john wilkes kissing booth 66

perry's harry veto 64

team I love black hawks 63

veronica skier 62

mary can drink now! DQ 61

asian fusion 57

BM 56

Is anyone "from" austin? 55

#cumbucketchallenge 54

we didn?t google a funny name 46

#1 a ok 43

Evan


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Red's Porch, Tuesdays -- AND -- Waterloo Ice House Southpark Meadows, Wednesdays --- ALSO -- Black Star Co-Op, Sundays
Evan ()

I like hats, the artist Poe, and anything nerdy.  My sole aspiration in life is to be Tom Cruise, but better.

Here is an excerpt from my Wikipedia page:

"Evan Boston was born a poor sharecropper's son in Upper Manhattan.  So dire was his family's poverty that young Evan was forced to subsist on soy sauce and steamed fingernail clippings.  His life was forever changed when he pressed his soy-sauce-bespattered face to the glass of a public house wherein a Geeks Who Drink pub quiz was being held.  Evan knew then what his life's work would be from that moment on.  He sold his father's prize possession, a tortoiseshell comb, to pay for tuition for Quizmasters' Academy.  After years of being bullied and shunned by the rich students and Samoans, Evan finally proved his worth by graduating 4th in his Quizmaster's class, for which he was presented an Applebee's gift card.  He has yet to use it."

I'm crazy good at the gong.  But Chelsea is better.  We gong all the time.  We have gong clubs and gong flash mobs.  We have a gong symphony.  We play an all-gong version of "Carol of the Bells" at Christmastime.  Except we call it "Carol of the Gongs."  I can play any Led Zeppelin song on the gong.

(No offense to any actual gong players out there.  I'm sure it's a varied and respectable instrument.)

We had a promotion from TabbedOut during the quiz, and some people got even more money knocked off their tabs!  Download the app for free sometime.  Couldn't hurt, right?

You know, I've been thinking...  If Sprouts Farmers Market has no apostrophe, then that means the market does not belong to farmers, nor was it meant to sell things for farmers.  I do believe that the punctuation, or lack thereof, denotes that the market is actually meant to sell farmers.  Which means that I need to go to Sprouts more often.  I could use me a farmer or two.

Or am I literarily out of line...?

I don't care.  It's my blog.  And my plea to the gods worked-- rain didn't spoil our evening after all!  I mean, the chance of rain didn't turn out to be very high, but I could have sworn I checked the forecast earlier and it said 50%.  Plus, it just felt like rain.  You could smell it in the air.

Glad it turned out, and that the quiz was a fun one!  Thanks for playing along with us, and have a great week!

 

-evan and chelsea

Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:30 PM, August 12, 2014
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RPF140316 drinkers who geek 85

butt 78

the genie in the bottle got hit by a race car? 76

RPF140087 soccer cousins 71

what teams may cum 69

why couldn't it have been chevy chase 68

das cooter 65

hangin with robin williams 58

dummies 58

aladdin's genies Dqed 57

confused sharks against feminism 57

standing room only 55

raiders of the lost ass 55

ASMEDN 54

big fact hunt 54

success in the bush 52

team tommy pickles 51

corbett corollary 48

puffmunchers 48

bangerang 47

ebolarama 43

steaming wolverine anus 35

les quizerables 33

team a 13

Evan


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Red's Porch, Tuesdays -- AND -- Waterloo Ice House Southpark Meadows, Wednesdays --- ALSO -- Black Star Co-Op, Sundays
Evan ()

I like hats, the artist Poe, and anything nerdy.  My sole aspiration in life is to be Tom Cruise, but better.

Here is an excerpt from my Wikipedia page:

"Evan Boston was born a poor sharecropper's son in Upper Manhattan.  So dire was his family's poverty that young Evan was forced to subsist on soy sauce and steamed fingernail clippings.  His life was forever changed when he pressed his soy-sauce-bespattered face to the glass of a public house wherein a Geeks Who Drink pub quiz was being held.  Evan knew then what his life's work would be from that moment on.  He sold his father's prize possession, a tortoiseshell comb, to pay for tuition for Quizmasters' Academy.  After years of being bullied and shunned by the rich students and Samoans, Evan finally proved his worth by graduating 4th in his Quizmaster's class, for which he was presented an Applebee's gift card.  He has yet to use it."

Fun quiz!  I'm sorry that some teams had to stand most/all of the time.  But you know, they say that sitting is actually really bad for you, so...  you're welcome!

We had a visit from the Blu girls!  What is Blu?  Well, imagine Red Bull, but then make it tastier.  There you go.  Anyone try the mojito flavor?  You should have.  Point is, they were giving out necklaces, lanyards, koozies, and samples!  The samples got me through quiz, they did.

Now, I know that there are a lot of things to click on in this here blog, but there are two things I want to show you.

The first is somewhat relevant.

The second is just a completely irrelevant line delivery that always makes me laugh.

That last one had nothing to do with quiz.  But with a round on candy, a round on music from Guardians of the Galaxy, and a round on Weird Al/Pope quotes, we pride ourselves in being a bit random.

But thanks for playing along!  Check the Facebook from time to time, and come and see us next week!

 

-evan and chelsea

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