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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:51 PM, September 16, 2014
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drinkers who geek 84

our drinking team has a trivia problem 78

what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss rex 75

sooners beat their children Dqed 74

highdrunk #that'smykindoftuesday 72

whorediot slutvants 72

russia be putin erybody down 71

you cant shout ebola, mr president 71

savage acts of nepotism by bobby flay 69

NWA nice white athletes 63

identity crisis 62

CTU special agent queefer sutherland 61

paladin jim, meet your fate 58

velocirapture 53

ovary confident 50

scott elder's certified pre owned dildos 48

rogue squadron 47

nerdy girls give us smart ons 37

help! I'm naked and afraid 37

teachers that drink 22

bad juju 18

Evan


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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.

Anybody else get to watch those clouds roll in?  The sky was ominous for a bit there!  And, if you missed it, it did rain a little.  But we were nice and cozy in the upstairs porch.  And we actually had a great crowd!

The quiz was pretty solid.  I was excited about having a Doctor-Who-themed round that didn't exclude the non-Who-fans.  And the visual round featured the actual known last words of famous people, converted into tweets.

Now, I don't tweet.  Mostly because I'm an old man at heart.  That's why I call it "The Family Guy," and why I refer to all smart phones as "iPods."  So, most of those twitterpated last words didn't make much sense to me.  But I still thought they were fun.

Speaking of which, I know that there's a difference between Randy Newman and James Taylor.  I also know that EPA stands for the Environmental Protection Agency.  Just like I am aware that David Tennant played the 10th and arguably the most popular incarnation of the Doctor.

See, sometimes I try to be funny.  As a semi-intelligent person who has a working knowledge of pop culture, I like to play dumb about certain things.  If I fool you for a second, then hooray me!  Job well done, Evan.

However, if you ponder over it for more than a second and still feel that I am sincere in my ignorance, let me know later.  You know, so you don't embarass me in front of everyone.

Unless of course, it's about sports.  I am completely okay with remaining blissfully ignorant about that particular topic.  Sorry, sports fans, it's just something I've never been into.  (Chelsea, on the other hand, might totally be interested.  Especially if it's about tennis.)

Anyway, thanks for coming out and quizzing with us, and for putting up with me once again!  See you next time!

 

-evan and chelsea

Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:51 PM, September 09, 2014
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drinkers who geek 80

vigorous jizz hands 77

biggie smalls' balls 76

my other car is a dr who 68

nerdy girls give us smart ons 66

this rice has too much ah-salt 66

ray rice's wife is a knockout 64

#tbd 64

savage acts of nepotism by bobby flay 63

happy birthday ryan 62

I like your shirt, but it would look better on the floor of my cell in azkaban 58

3 ladies and a fetus 57

mortal wombats 57

thundercatz, why are we here? 53

ray rice's elevator boxing club 50

robocroppers photo shoppers 49

not so basic bitches 43

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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.

Was The Phantom Tollbooth a great, clever book, or am I just remembering it in a particularly pristine fashion?  I haven't reread it since the first time, so I may be viewing the memory of its experience through rose-colored glasses.  But I seem to remember enjoying it a shit-ton.

Also, I was supposed to post a video.  Or a link to something.  But I can't remember what it shwas...

Oh well.

Is it ironic that someone did a Christian cover of an Ozzy Osbourne song?  I mean, I'm not really a fan, but my understanding of Ozzy is that he had a particular draw to occult-type stuff.  You know, the lyrics I've heard, the images I've seen in their marketing, and the whole thing about him biting the head off of a bat.  So it seems awful strange for someone to do a cover of one of his songs and make it about Christianity.  It is definitely possible that they just plucked "Crazy Train" off of some popular songs list, and just made it into a cover song without knowing any background about it.  I dunno.  You tell me.

By the way, the question on everyone's lips tonight was, "Who is Ryan?"  Well, allow me to elaborate.

Ryan is a 21-year-old playboy, a man of the hour, a veritable Renaissance connoiseur of all trades.  He is desired by all, envied by most, and called friend by those most lucky.

He once saved my life.  But that is a story for another blog.

What the HELL was I supposed to provide a link to??  I was talking to a team, and I PROMISED that I'd include it in my blog...

Is THIS it...?

No?

Damn.

Well, have a great week, and you WILL see us next time!

 

-evan and chelsea

Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
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2:45 AM, September 03, 2014
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geeks who leak 84

drinkers who geek 82

we hacked chelsea's phone but all we got was pictures of butts 79

what is up, bitches? 76

plimpton comes alive 73

still holding out for leaked bea arthur nudes 73

still joan rivers run deep 71

tinder/grindr mixer 70

bea arthur's asshole 70

katnips everdeen 69

c u next Tuesday 66

don?t make me turn this plane around 65

you don?t beyon-say? 65

mary jane buttercrotch 63

the middlemen 60

the dooskies 53

purple alacorns 49

I got ebola queso 43

wispy pink clouds in a blue sky 30

don?t feed the hipsters 25

the yeti elite 15

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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.

I really don't know what happened towards the end of quiz tonight.  Perhaps it was the lack of sleep.  Perhaps it was the plethora of drinks I had.  Or perhaps my mind has finally been abused too many times, and is now turning to a soggy mush.

But in any case, I found myself tongue-tied and brain-dead.  Could barely talk without stumbling over my words.  I hope my behavior came off as charmingly quirky as my fevered mind thought it did.  If not, I promise to let Chelsea read the questions next week.

(Other than pronouncing Beyonce wrong, she has impeccable oratorical skills.)

Thanks for playing along!  Got to see some old familiar faces.  Just wish I was a bit more coherent when it came time to receive them!

Did I use that phrase correctly...?  You know, the olden usage of "receive"?  In reference to welcoming a person into some place?

I dunno.

Hope everyone had fun!  Apparently, round seven (the audio round where you had to write down the planet) was more geeky than I realized at the time.  You think maybe that makes me a geek?  You know, the fact that I didn't even notice the geek bias?

(I hope no one ever answers the questions I write in my blogs.  They're mostly rhetorical.)

That's all for now.  See you next week!

 

-evan and chelsea

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