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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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6:39 AM, May 15, 2013
Scores
Team Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet 80

Tennessee Strippers 77

Drugs Not Pugs 76

Bag of Dicks 75

I'm with Bandit 75

Mediocre Minds Think Alike 73

Don't Forget to Cup the Balls 73

Evan the Quizmaster 71

Can't Find Angelina's Tits on eBay 66

4 Chicks and a Dick 62

Penny-trations 51

Shire Big D 43

Jagaloons 40

Q 10

Evan


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Red's Porch, Tuesdays -- AND -- Waterloo Ice House Southpark Meadows, Wednesdays --- ALSO -- Black Star Co-Op, Sundays
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I can draw tribal tattoos and Kermit's bust. My roommate is Josh who is gayer than 2 unicorns shitting rainbows. He keeps me on my toes, and I'm always the little spoon. I also love drinking flavored vodka. With lesbians.  In a hotel room.  Til 4am.

I still think naming your teddy bear "Muhammad" is better than naming it "Ted".

 

And I can't believe I have to remind y'all about this, but before you leave Red's after quiz, you might want to make sure you didn't win a prize.  Because the third place team left before I could shower free moneys on them.  And that is tantamount to forfeiture.

So you know, stick around for a bit after quiz.  I know it's a school night, or a work night, or a get-up-in-the-morning-to-watch-Adventure-Time-and-eat-a-whole-bag-of-Lindor-truffles-for-breakfast night, but it behooves you every now and again to pause for a moment, reflect on the night, and realize you got third place.

Then bug me for a gift card.  Because you earned it.

 

Plus, I had to give the last-place-team award to the third-to-last-place team.  Now, I don't blame losing teams for jetting out after the scores are read, but just letting those teams know...

 

...you missed out on a sweet disguise.

 

Thanks so much for spending your evening with Geeks Who Drink, and more importantly, Red's Porch.

 

And even more importantly... me.

 

 

-evan

 

 

 

P.S. Don't even try to suck up to me for next week's Best Team Name of the Night, because that shit only works once.  Kisses!

Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:44 PM, May 07, 2013
Scores
The Liberace Sequence 81

Special Feelings For Monkees 80

Mother of Dragonball-Z 75

Team Pussy Motor* 75

I've Been Waiting All Day For An Excuse to Punch A Lady 72

Honey Boo Boo's Mom Got Married And I'm Still Single 71

Mediocre Minds Think Alike 68

One For The Road 68

Can I Break The No Cell Phone Rule If My Wife Is 38 Weeks Pregnant? 66

Bobblehead Muhammad 65

Ozzy's Angels 64

The Poontang Clan 59

Beandip 58

The Snozeberries Taste Like Shit 58

My Standards Are So Low The Call Me the ACL Line Up 47

Taint Cheatin 46

Souf O' Da Borda 44

My Team Shrwed Up Late 41

Peanut Gallery 39

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Red's Porch, Tuesdays -- AND -- Waterloo Ice House Southpark Meadows, Wednesdays --- ALSO -- Black Star Co-Op, Sundays
Evan ()

I can draw tribal tattoos and Kermit's bust. My roommate is Josh who is gayer than 2 unicorns shitting rainbows. He keeps me on my toes, and I'm always the little spoon. I also love drinking flavored vodka. With lesbians.  In a hotel room.  Til 4am.

According to one team, Hitler's astrological sign was "Asshole".  Which explains a lot.  

Namely, why he was such an asshole.

 

 

Ozzy stopped by to help us out, and boy did we need it!  Nineteen teams, and a whole shit ton of shenanigans!  A tie for third was imminent, until we realized that one of the tied teams had more than seven peeps at their table.

What do I tell ya?  The fastest way to get disqualified may be to cheat using teh intarwebs, but the most common way is to have more than seven people.  Don't pull that shit unless you're ready to forfeit prizes!

 

By the way, did anyone notice that I curse more when Ozzy's around?  I think he's a bad influence on me.  Which means I should probably invite him to quiz more often.

 

 

Oh, and next time you're at karaoke (or, more wisely, next time you snag your own private karaoke room), go ahead and put on "Strokin'," by Clarence Carter.  Fun times to be had by all, no doubt!

 

 

Come back next week and quiz it up with us!

 

-evan and ozzy

Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:43 PM, April 30, 2013
Scores
Special Feelings for Monkeys 103

Aqua Teen Bukkake Force 96

Bed, Bath, and Beyonce 88

The Flying Hellfish 82

The Wasties 81

That Volleyball Scene from Top Gun 78

Drug-Free for Satan 75

Mediocre Minds Think Alike 74

Jason Collins is Gay, and That's Alright 73

The Grunts 72

The Cobblers 68

C U Next Tuesday 66

Shit No Man, I Believe You'd Get Your Ass Kicked Being Named Something Like That! 64

10,000 Children Died on Your Mom's Face Last Night... 62

Epicor 59

Ummm... Clueless 53

Peanut Gallery 35

Altera 20

RIDICKULOUSNESS 8

Evan


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Quiz Schedule
Red's Porch, Tuesdays -- AND -- Waterloo Ice House Southpark Meadows, Wednesdays --- ALSO -- Black Star Co-Op, Sundays
Evan ()

I can draw tribal tattoos and Kermit's bust. My roommate is Josh who is gayer than 2 unicorns shitting rainbows. He keeps me on my toes, and I'm always the little spoon. I also love drinking flavored vodka. With lesbians.  In a hotel room.  Til 4am.

Last day before May brought us one hell of a quiz!

Did anyone try the fried green tomato tacos?  Pretty damn good.  Hope they bring 'em back soon!

And don't think I didn't see some of you rockin' out to those mashups.  You know you liked it.  Just be sure not to get your Airplanes and Starships mixed up.  You know, of the Jefferson variety.

We had a visual round that featured Austin staple Matthew McConaughey.  However, the actual answers had nothing to do with him.  Still trying to decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing...

At the end of it all, the four sixteen-point rounds we had tonight garnered a high team score of OVER 100 POINTS!  Good job, first place.

As for the rest of you, listen to more Squirrel Nut Zippers and watch The Wishmaster.

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