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Opal Divine's (Penn Field)
3601 S Congress St
Austin, TX 78704
Saturdays: 10:00 PM
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1:49 PM, June 16, 2013


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Fallopian Boobs	83

We're Not Going To Win Anyway	78

On Her 18th Birthday Found Out It Wasn't His (DQ)	78

Our Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem	77

A Blessing of Unicorns	68

Slimer's Vagina	68

Corpus Christi Athiests	68

I Don't Know Any Of Those Words	66

My Bonnie Tyler GPS Only Tells Me To Turn Around	66

They're Real and They're Spectacular	63

Freaks Who Drink	63

Deja Vu	62

I'd Rather Be At Expose	62

Mahmoud Immaneedafindanewjob	62

Bumping Uglies	61

Queef Latina	60

Tater Swift	59

Homo Arigato, My Gay Roboto	59

You've Probaby Never Heard Of Us	59

Thunder Crotch	56

Kimye, The Bastard Child	55

Narnia	50

Jedi Mind Tricks	49

Epic Beard Man Man Man	49

The Wild Stripes	43

The NSA: The government Agency That Listens	39

mamograma ding dong	37

A Change of Panties After Watching Ferngully

Kavi

I'll just get the most important part of this blog out of the way here at the start: Stephanie Stone-Robb is a peach. She's a peach like the ones trucked up from Fredericksburg that you can buy at any of these makeshift stands set up on the side of a hill country highway of a summer's afternoon. Tender, juicy and able to swiftly troubleshoot all of the many struggs that yours truly is likely to encounter when there are cables and sound equipment involved. Just... a peach.

While Dear Leader Patrick was out gettin' his drank on to celebrate the anniversary of his birth (and in the company of former Penn Field QM Josh, no less), Stephanie and I thoroughly enjoyed broadening our knowledge, along with all of you, about various kinds of tools and Garry Shandling. I think we hit a high point when I taught everyone how to spell Goethe. How many hot German biermaids can you honestly expect to pick up, next time you're traipsing about the aforementioned Texas hill country on some drunk-ass bro-down road trip, without knowing that particular tidbit? And did you know that Garry Shandling has a pet snake?

Patrick will be back next week, joined again by Stephanie, who'll no doubt have an easier job to do by the side of someone who knows what the fuck is up with that giant mixer in the server station. Till then, y'all have a fabulous week and don't forget to check out the Facebook page.

Opal Divine's (Penn Field)
3601 S Congress St
Austin, TX 78704
Saturdays: 10:00 PM
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11:30 AM, June 09, 2013


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Fallopian Boobs	81

Our Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem (2nd)	78

Freaks Who Drink (3rd)	78

Nice Day for a Red Wedding	76

Team Discovery Channel	76

The Bomb.com	75

Slimer's Vagina	74

KY Not?	73

Jedi Mindtricks	70

Tony Hawk's Progeria	69

Mathlets! Ho!	68

The Sorting Hat Put Me in the House Targaryen	68

Fem-Dom Deluise	67

It's a Vase Not a Gong	65

Dental Damnation	65

Fact Hunt	65

The NSA Already Knows Our Team Name	64

2 Hot Dogs and 3 Buns	61

Kimmy Gibler Was a Lez	60

Moose Pirates	59

We Broke Up, But She Said We Can Still Be Cousins	51

Eggs Over Sleezy	49

Emotionally Challenged	47

Dead Girls Can't Say No	46

Dwayne, Paper, Scissors	42

Quaildrilateral	42

Du Hast Mosh!

J.J.

Howdy quizzers of the Opal at Penn Field. My name is JJ and I was your substitute teacher, I mean QuizMaster this evening. Also I had the help of Becca who was the kickass scorekeeper sitting next to me. Let not your heart be troubled Patrick shall be back next week helming this pirate ship.

It was an old school rock and roll kind of night here at Opal Divines Penn Field. We started out the night with the mixer dying because it knew it could not handle the METAL that was going to be played tonight. After some rigging we were able to get that resolved. Thanks to some quick help from the quiz overlords and the staff at Opals.

Whenever I host a quiz there are going to be two things that happen. One there will be Sing-A-Longs and two I bring the METAL! You lovely quizzers sang along to songs from Avenue Q, RENT and Tenacious D. As for the metal, one of the quizzer wore a Slayer shirt so lets just say their was some Raining Blood.

Tonight there was an excellent turn out even with some other geek events *cough * Game of Thrones Quiz * cough*. We had 26 teams at Opal tonight. We Broke Up, But She Said We Can Still Be Cousins won best team name of the night. Our first place team was Fallopian Boobs with an impressive 81 points. Although the story of the night was the battle for second place, after round eight there was a tie. Our Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem and Freaks Who Drink each had 78 points. With some quizzes when there is a tie like this there is a “dance off”, but tonight was different. Tonight it was decided by a MOSH OFF, the team with the best mosh pit to Rammstein’s Du Hast would be declared 2^nd place winners. This honor went to Our Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem who won over the crowd with their moves.

Thanks again to all the wonderful people at Opals. Before I joined Geeks Who Drink, I used to quiz often at this venue so it was really great to get to host it tonight. I am the host at Lucy’s Retired Surfers Bar on Monday nights at 7pm and Becca is the co-host at Billy’s on Burnet Wednesday nights at 7pm.

Opal Divine's (Penn Field)
3601 S Congress St
Austin, TX 78704
Saturdays: 10:00 PM
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12:33 AM, June 02, 2013


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SHOOTING FOR 3RD	69

JEDI MIND TRICKS	68

SLIMER'S VAGINA	66

FALLOPIAN BOOBS	65

BEN DOVER & AL SHOW U	62

OUR DRINKING TEAM HAS A TRIVIA PROBLEM	62

HOOKERS & BLOW	61

THAT GUY	57

BACHMANN JOKE HERE	56

FTW	54

OKLAHOMA TORNADOS: MORE PROOF THAT OU SUCKS?GET IT? BECAUSE TORNADOS.	54

YO MAMA	54

MARK CHERRY AND GET-AWAY	53

MR. HITCHENS, OUR DOG	53

3 BRUNETTES AND A BLONDE WALK INTO A BAR	50

THREE MEN AND A JENNY	50

WIENERBOOBS	49

THE SEXY BLUE BOX	48

GAME OF SCONES	46

THE WESLEY CRUSHERS	46

I HATE PROTECTED LEFT TURNS - YOU CAN NEVER FEEL ANYTHING	42

RAAAAAAAAAANDY	42

MICHELLE BACHMANN: FUCK YOU AND GOOD RIDDANCE	39

IT COULD BE WORSE	38

THE GAL FROM GALLIFREY	38

MIKE!	31

GRAF PUNX	19

Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the Stage: Big Sandy

Packrit

Six things we learned tonight:

1. No one knows where potatoes grow outside of Idaho.
2. Big Sandy is my stage name at Exposé on the weekends.
3. Mercy is not just a song by Duffy, it's also by someone called 2 Chains.
4. It's hot as genitals right now but it's only gonna get hotter.
5. The Rumble in the Pub just got real.
6. Aaliyah never had an album, posthumous ot otherwise, called "Pearl."

Damn I really love y'all. Have a great Sunday and, until next week, stay safe, happy, and drunk.

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