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Rumble in the Pub is back! It's been a calendar year since we last challenged you to enter the ring against your fellow eggheads, so pull your gloves on, Rock, and get ready. This year we're getting down to business by shortening and simplifying things a bit. We're also adding a few more regions and a $2,400 grand prize to our invitational throwdown. Teams will spend four weeks waging war in the qualifying period, leading up to a Final Rumble in each region. This year's Finals will take place in Denver, Seattle, Austin, Houston, D/FW, Chicago, Boston, Portland, Albuquerque, Kansas City and Los Angeles.

At the Final Rumble you’ll compete not only for the regional pot* but a chance at some national prizes for the overall Rumble in the Pub winners. How do you get a Final Rumble invite for your team? Well, that’s where the fun comes in. If you want to eat lightnin' and crap thunder, read closely below.

*That's a pot of cash, Denver and Seattle. Calm down.

Registration

Registration is open now, so head to this page and get your team set up. Registration is now closed. Lazies.

You’ll use the same team name every week, so pick something you can live with for a month's worth of quizzes. See our PAQ below for a few guidelines. If you played in the last Rumble, feel free to keep the torch going for that team name. Click here to download and print our handy registration cards to give to your Quizmaster so you don't forget to provide your registration number.

Once you’ve registered, you’ll receive an email confirmation. Any problems? Email quizbot@geekswhodrink.com.

Qualifying

Between Monday, August 4 and Sunday, August 31 your team will qualify for your region's Final Rumble via a point system. Winning 1st place at a quiz gets you three points, 2nd place gets you two, and 3rd gets you one. 4th through last? No points, try again tomorrow.

The top 30 teams (by points) in each region are automatically invited to their region's Final Rumble. Spots beyond that will depend on team availability, venue space and who gives the best back rubs. There’s incentive to rack up those points - we’ll reward the top ranked team in each Rumble region with a $100 gift card to the Geeks Who Drink venue of their choice, even if they win nothing at the Final Rumble.

Note: You can play ANY day of the week at ANY venue you like, ANYwhere in the Geeks network during the qualifying period, not just in the cities that are hosting the Final Rumble. Vacationing in another Geeks market? Great! Rack up some points on your downtime.

Final Rumble

The Final Rumble will be an event to separate the heavyweights from the glass jaws. Saturday, September 6 (don't worry, that's the weekend after Labor Day) in Denver, Seattle, Austin, Houston, D/FW, Chicago, Boston, Portland, Albuquerque, Kansas City and Los Angeles. Tickets will be $30 per team and you’ll pay for them ahead of time via PayPal (we’ll send you the link if you qualify).

Prizes

As noted above, the team in each region with the most Rumble points at the end of our qualifying period will win $100, in gift card form, to the Geeks Who Drink venue of their choice. Final Rumbles will work much the same way that our themed quizzes do: The winning team of each regional final will get a cash pot based on the number of entries. On top of that, we'll give $2,400 to the team with the highest Final Rumble score nationwide. Finally, the team with the most Rumble check-ins nationwide gets $600, because we're that impressed with your ability to show up.

Relevant Links

RSVP to the Facebook event at bit.ly/Rumble2014

Standings are posted below. You can also find them every Monday in the Geek in Review, which can be found on our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/geekswhodrink (What, you aren't following us on Facebook? What kind of loyal quizzer are you?).

 

RUMBLE IN THE PUB III STANDINGS

Rumble in the Pub Week 3! Once again, the Numbertron 7064n RumbleBot has compiled these specifically for you, humans. Remember, no ZERO POINT teams are listed going forward and these stats are compiled from Quizzes through Thursday 8/21. Quizzed this weekend? Not counted yet.

These totals are pending any missing or incorrect Rumble codes. As always, if anything looks wonky please alert me via electronic message at quizbot@geekswhodrink.com. Include team name, Rumble ID, and details DeTaiLS DETAILS!

ALBUQUERQUE

19 - Hobopocalypse
12 - Guardians of the Phallic She
11 - Team Hymen: Going For Broke
10 - No Habla Chupacabra
7 - President POTUS
6 - Yipee Kiyay Mister Falcon
6 - Iguana Tap It But I Have A Reptile Dysfunction
6 - Sharknado 3: Iselle vs. Julio
5 - fiveskin
4 - Classy as Fuck (ABQ Chapter)
3 - Yer a Quizard, Harry!
3 - Guardians of the fat squirrel
3 - Marconi Plays the Mamba
3 - The Craven Morehead Group
2 - The Dan Brown Tattoos
2 - Giglioroninomicon
2 - Empty Threats
2 - A Fist Full Of Bacon
1 - Foreskin Lampshade

AUSTIN

35 - Wake Me Up When August Ends
26 - 2 Cats 1 Box
26 - Da Na Na Danta Da!
20 - I Knew It Was You, Fettucine Alfredo
17 - Iron Beaver
13 - Solid Gold Hamster Dancers
12 - The Defiant Few
12 - Irish Wristwatch
11 - The Full On Rapists
9 - That's What She Said
9 - Drunky Brewster
9 - Mt. Quizmore
9 - Billion Dollar Elevator
8 - The Hobo Goat Family
8 - The Huge Mistakes
8 - Lazertits
8 - Fat Dog
8 - The Stabby Unicorns
8 - Sans Jarvis
6 - You Can't Just Ask Someone Why They're White
6 - Fallopian Boobs
6 - Shitty Titty Bang Gang
6 - Epic Montage
6 - Drinkers Who Geek
6 - The Powergloves
6 - Team Venture
6 - Trivia Names are Overrated
5 - Soccer Cousins
5 - Freaky Deaky Posse
5 - Heroes of Telara
5 - American Bun Control
5 - Pelvic Sorcery
5 - We're Irr-elephant
4 - I Didn't Know it was a Goat
4 - Twihard with a Vengeance
4 - A long month in cider
3 - We are Kevin Bacon
3 - What If We Had A Goldfish?
3 - Ham-fisted and Chicken-fingered
3 - Tam Tam's Jam Wams
3 - Stone Cold Jane Austen
3 - Armando Dip-it-Low
3 - Cumulonimbutts
2 - White Castle fries only come in one size
2 - Delusions of Adequacy
2 - The Library of Conquest
2 - Pancho's Amigos
1 - We Only Use 0% of Our Brains
1 - Our Name is Also RJ
1 - Audience Problems
1 - Fisticuffs
1 - Slow Burn, No Burn
1 - Wizard Sleeves
1 - Cool Arrows
1 - Vatican Cameos
1 - Code 99 In Progress! (Non-Bitch-Related Problem)

BOSTON

16 - Resting Bitch Face
15 - Pan Galactic Gargle Bastards
14 - (Team Name Redacted) Thanks, WEEN
14 - Dicksocks
9 - DJ (fill-in-the-blank)
7 - For Your Son, Nothing Says I Love You Like a SuperPAC
6 - Wikipedia Brown
6 - SALT
6 - Potsdam Sensational
5 - Ours is the Fury
5 - RhinocerU + RhinocerME = RhinocerUS
5 - I Want to F Murray Abraham
5 - Dikembe Mutombo
5 - Moist
5 - Archers of Loafcrosse
4 - Little Lebowski Urban Achievers
4 - The Game Night Crew
4 - Turn Down For Butt
3 - The Gang Goes to Trivia
3 - Joe Bent Over the A-Town Floozies
3 - The Prince Symbol
3 - Hodor
3 - All of Brighton
3 - Blue Frog
3 - He Maybe Did
3 - My Trivia Partner Didn't Know This Is A Date
3 - Canadian Tuxedo
3 - Odd Answers Are in the Back of the Book
2 - 2 Fast 2 Spurious
2 - The Shinkickers
2 - If You Seek Amy
2 - Ebola Was An Inside Job
2 - There's No Plate Like Chrome for the Hollandaise
2 - Criminally Inane
2 - Angora Hamsters
1 - Guardians of the Galaxy
1 - Clever Girl on Girl

CHICAGO

20 - The No Homers
16 - Falcon Punch-Drunk Love
12 - Neal of Fortune
9 - Soccer Hooligans
9 - Trivia Bridesmaids
8 - Trust Me, I'm in It for the Rumble
7 - Space Monkey Mafia
7 - Leo Ramone
6 - Simpson's Reference
6 - When Will Juan Win One?
5 - The Cryptozoologists
5 - Old Folks and the Chive
5 - Malibu Bums
5 - Just Here for the Ebola
4 - Fart Jokes
4 - The Team Tater Tots
4 - Everything's Coming Up Milhouse
3 - At Least Susan's Boobs Look Awesome
3 - 4 Non-Blondes
3 - Raw Toast
3 - Fo' Quizzle My Nizzle
3 - Shithawks III
2 - Kelly's Birthday WOOOO!!!
2 - Check Out The Big Brain on Britt
1 - Periodic Table Dancers

DENVER

26 - Jones Sais Quoi
24 - The Picadilly Twitz
24 - U-N-C BEARS! Rawr!
22 - The Wrath of Chaka Khan
21 - Llama glama
19 - Pleasant Mother Pheasant Pluckers
19 - Too Soon!
18 - Geek Tragedy
17 - Perfectly Drawn Horse
17 - Sparkle Motion
16 - Sex Hamster
16 - Sink, Line, And Hooker
14 - Clenched Butt Cheeks
13 - Fuck Mountain
13 - Cold Gin
12 - Slump Busters
12 - Tip Your Bartenders
12 - Yo Ho Ho
11 - Alcoholocaust
10 - Wesley Crushers
10 - Unprepared
9 - Max Power
9 - I Wanna Be Sedated, Not Cremated
9 - Davenportlandia
9 - 99 Problems But A Quiz Ain't One
9 - Summer of Jesus
9 - Barstool Softeners
9 - Anonymous Alcholics
8 - Dane Cook is an Itchy Asshole
8 - Vanilla Bean Flickers
8 - Ginger Bear II
7 - Right: 32. Left: 17. Right: 20. *Click*
7 - Whatever Happens, We're Still Acquaintances
7 - Swiss Cheese
7 - Drinky and the Brains
7 - Vagibooger
7 - Al Pacino with a Speculum
6 - Dutch Rudders
6 - Triple Nerd Score
6 - Two Things We're Good at: Trivia and Awkward Silences
6 - Snu Snu
6 - The Ghost of Casey Kasem
6 - Denver Geeks! Done Dirt Cheap.
6 - Baked Mac and Cheese
6 - Cobras!
6 - So Trivia
5 - Smitten with the Mitten
5 - Never Go Full Miley
5 - Carnage Asada
5 - We put the "I" in TEAM
5 - Little Lebowski Urban Achievers
5 - Multitudinous Tits
5 - Jolly Rancher Shiv
5 - Primitive Trivia Gods
4 - We listen to the Radiohead, it's better than the Stereogum
4 - Decoy Vagina
4 - Say Hello to Your Wife and Word to Your Mother
4 - Phallic Phrenology
4 - You Look Fat When You Cry
4 - The Stainless Steel Rats
3 - Naked With a Cape On
3 - Task Force: Bitch Mob
3 - 2sday Boozeday
3 - Soulfax
3 - Drydocked by Sasquatch
3 - Nasty As We Wanna Be
3 - Nothing Good Can Come From This
3 - Thundercats
3 - Liquid Inspiration
3 - I Wish This Mic Was a Dick
3 - Fuck You Charles
3 - We Inspire Limitless Drinking
3 - Flight of the Rumble Bee
3 - We're With the Band
2 - Morally Bankrupt
2 - Arvada Shithawks
2 - Your Mom
2 - Mimes Having Strokes
2 - Bedroom Beef Supply
2 - Guardians of the SLC
2 - Sex Racists
1 - Shut the Fuck Up, Donny
1 - Irritable Vowel Syndrome
1 - The Hall of Fame Punters
1 - Brannigan's Law
1 - The Carradine Blackout Pact
1 - Puppet Thugz
1 - Terrifying Space Monkeys
1 - The A Team
1 - lucky lucy's

DALLAS/FORT WORTH

19 - Awkward Family Gangbang Photos
14 - John WIley Price Defense Find
11 - Hans' Pils!!
9 - Masters of Tex
9 - She's the Top
8 - General Sherman and The Ravaged South
8 - It's funny because you're a jew and I'm a German
8 - Creepy Finger
7 - Jiggly Puff
6 - Incontinental Breakfast
6 - Big Booty Hoes
6 - I Wish We Knew
6 - Titty Llamas
6 - Ass Crack Bandits
5 - Craigslist killers
5 - Freddie Mercury Rising
5 - E=MC Hammered
4 - Kiss My Anthia
4 - Briefcase Wankers
3 - Muldoon's Thighs
3 - Bea Arthur's Areolas
3 - Six But Thick
3 - Just the Tip
3 - Beauty School Dropouts
3 - The Sinister Six
3 - Science, bitch!
3 - Blame it on the Moonshine
3 - Wild Card, Bitches
3 - Glaccid Mastodon
2 - #blessed
2 - The Hot Daniels
2 - Tequila Mockingbird
2 - Turn Down for Trivia
2 - Chris Brown's Greatest Hits
1 - The So Called Brownies
1 - Secret Board of Shadowy Figures
1 - The Griffindorks
1 - Pretty Kitty Committee
1 - Suburban Achievers
1 - Sugga-Bugga
1 - misery march through the news
1 - Bat-Manuels

HOUSTON

16 - Guess Masters Extreme
15 - Death To The Opposition
11 - The Brunch Club
7 - The Blumpkin Spice Lattes
7 - disAstros
7 - Beer Brains
7 - Undecided
6 - Just the Bunnies
6 - OG Fuck Mountain
6 - Actually in 1st Place
5 - It's Always Sunny in Quizadelphia
5 - Drunk, Naked & Driving a Zamboni
4 - Chill Town
3 - The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked
3 - Slumdog Thousandaires
3 - Misfits
2 - The Soft High Fives
2 - Canary Kills Whale
2 - We're Not Putin Out
1 - Just Don't Be Last

KANSAS CITY

14 - Lack of Institutional Support
13 - Particle Physics Gives Me a Hadron
9 - Great Job!
7 - Sonic Death Monkey
6 - Herman's Hermits
6 - Animatronic Grandma
6 - Sit on my Facebook
6 - everchanging name
6 - Diarrhea Van Frank
6 - Big Deal
6 - E=MCHammered
5 - Groot Loops
4 - Beware the Bandersnatch
4 - Tactical Fuck Up
4 - Sassafrasquatch
4 - Alabama Hot Pockets
4 - Swooshbags
4 - M as in Mancy
3 - Would
3 - Ebola-rama
2 - A Whiff of Old Toby
2 - Finding Gary Busey
2 - Gronk's First Class Dick Rub
1 - Poop Stricken Babies
1 - Baby, You Got a Stew Going
1 - Not Car Ramrod

LOS ANGELES

17 - Team B.C.
15 - Tim Curry's SPAICE Cadets
6 - The Sound of Silence & Other Helen Keller Favorites
6 - The League of Extraordinary Issues
6 - Brewkkake
6 - Jumbaco Jumbaco Jumbaco Jumbaco Jumbaco
6 - Monstars
6 - We Used to be Groot
6 - Too Soon
5 - Jimmy Tap
5 - Ginger Bitch
5 - Guardians of the Guacamole
5 - Bros! Bros! Bros!
3 - We Picked a Bad 2 Months to Stop Sniffing Glue
3 - Dorkus Malorkus
3 - Nasty Pigs
3 - What About All The Good Things Hitler Did?
3 - We're So Adjective, We Verb Nouns
3 - Team H
3 - Tennessee Squirrels
3 - Canamerida 2014
2 - Phallic Baldwin
2 - The Pin Pals
2 - The Toxic Avengers
1 - Minions of an Angry God
1 - I Thought This Was Speed Dating
1 - Hamas Israeli good with pita.
1 - Because Last Place Sucks
1 - The Pecan Sandies

PORTLAND

32 - Shart Week
17 - Full Frontal Nerdity
14 - That's What She Said
13 - Gabe Owner
12 - We're Kind of a Big Deal
11 - Stumbling Drunks
9 - Hung Like Hodor
9 - The Odd Jobs
9 - Stay-Puft
8 - Ramblin' Rod's Bad Touch Bunch
8 - One Potato (Two's Too Many)
7 - We Thought This Was Speed Dating
6 - Steve Holt!
5 - Whiskeypedia
5 - Insult to Injury
5 - FishSticks
5 - Oops I Crapped My Trivia
4 - Giraffterthoughts
3 - Interrobangs?!
2 - MORTAL WOMBATS
2 - The Kings
2 - Dynamic Duo
1 - Ed Gein Sausage Co.
1 - The Not Real Doctors??
1 - Wildcatters

SEATTLE

35 - Irony Waffle
28 - The Vagicians!
21 - 3 Shorts & a Tall Boy
19 - The Oncoming Sturm
17 - Trailer Parknado
16 - Poundtown Abbey
13 - A Team Named Slickback
13 - The Brendan Weitzman Fan Club
12 - Supernintendo Chalmers
12 - A Stick of Butter is 4oz
10 - Quizzin' Buddies
9 - Aluminum Falcons
9 - New Wave Bar Mitzvah
8 - Captain Tit-Hand and the Muffin Tops
8 - Kitten Mittens
8 - Mayors of Mahogany Ridge
7 - You Can't Spell Subtext without Butt Sex
7 - Would the real geeks who drink please stand up
6 - Happy Birthday Snarky Shark
6 - The Majestic Blackhawks
6 - Fort Kickass
6 - Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
6 - Team Rocket
6 - I Am Groot
6 - Baseball Erotica
5 - Bearsplosian
5 - FRAU
5 - Lou Scuntz
5 - The Amazon Prime Directive
5 - TEAM‘); DROP TABLE Teams;
4 - Support Your Local Chug-A-Lug House
4 - Enter the Dragon from Behind
3 - Puddin' Pops and Sweaters
3 - Snatchbox 20
3 - The Walker Texas Power Rangers
2 - Sleepwalking Lushes
2 - A Very Special Episode of Blossom
2 - Ghost Dongs
2 - Geeks Who Win
2 - Weltmeister
2 - This Quiz Gave Me Ebola
2 - Gazorpazorpfield
2 - We Are Groot
2 - Neon Pirate Monkeys
2 - Entropy Ain't What It Used To Be
1 - Feces Peanut Butter Cups
1 - Deep Fried Chow Mein
1 - Blind Date Massacre
1 - Smarty Pantses

CHECK-INS

These are the number of Quizzes played by Rumble team we have recorded so far. I've listed only the front runners with double digits or more. Something not right? See below.  

2 Cats 1 Box - 16
Wake Me Up When August Ends - 15
Irony Waffle - 14
Llama glama - 14
Soccer Cousins - 13
The Wrath of Chaka Khan - 13
Jones Sais Quoi - 12
Awkward Family Gangbang Photos - 12
Shart Week - 11
Dane Cook is an Itchy Asshole - 11
The Vagicians! - 11
Too Soon! - 10
The Huge Mistakes - 10
The Oncoming Sturm - 10

These totals are pending any missing or incorrect Rumble codes. As always, If anything looks wonky please alert me via electronic message at quizbot@geekswhodrink.com. Include team name, Rumble ID, and details DeTaiLS DETAILS!

THE EARTH WILL BE MINE. UNTIL THEN, ENJOY YOUR CONTEST, HUMANS!

 

PAQs: Probably Asked Questions

I’m not getting emails from you guys. This is important. We’re going to email you from time to time, and some of them will be about things like PayPal, which sound awfully spammy to email providers. Please add quizbot@geekswhodrink.com and kavi@geekswhodrink.com to your whitelist, okay?

How are teams defined in the Rumble? The usual teams of six, except a team will have two team “captains” who are our go-to contacts. Team members may rotate for any reason, but at least one of the two captains must be present. However, each team may only earn points at one quiz per night, so no splitting your team captains to double up.

How will team names work? Save your quips for Twitter because we’re making you keep the same team name throughout the Rumble. You’ll probably want to avoid overused teams names or pop-culture references, to be safe. Plus, if you’re referencing The Big Lebowski, Anchorman or especially Super Troopers, odds are it's been done and it's being done, right now, somewhere else in this tournament. Be creative!

Where will my region's Final Rumble be held? We'll know that soon. Watch this space and our Facebook event, where you should have already RSVPed, for that info.

What happens if fewer than 30 teams register for my region's Final Rumble? No big deal. If only 20 teams register in a given region, we'll invite all 20 teams to the finals. Any region that doesn't get enough registrations for a Final Rumble to be worth our time (and yours) will be canceled, but we don't want that, do we? In the event that a Final Rumble is canceled, the top team in the region will still win a $100 gift card.

So, it's way easier to qualify if I play at a venue with fewer teams than at the more competitive venues with lots of teams? That's not really a question, but yes, you can totally qualify this way.

Do I have to put my Rumble Code on every answer sheet I turn in? Technically, no. As long as the Quizmaster knows you are you, and your code gets uploaded to our blog at the end of quiz, then all is well.  

Will this get me in to Geek Bowl? This has nothing to do with Geek Bowl, but you might want to look at it as a warmup exercise if you’re considering making the trip to Albuquerque in 2015.

What about video rounds, 104 pt. quizzes, lunar eclipses and stock market crashes? I’m scared and confused. Chillax. It’s not a perfect system, but it’s the best we got.  

But we weren't planning on playing that night! You're getting closer to figuring out our fiendish plan.

Can I have your number? No. Well... maybe.