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Rumble in the Pub is back! It's been a calendar year since we last challenged you to enter the ring against your fellow eggheads, so pull your gloves on, Rock, and get ready. This year we're getting down to business by shortening and simplifying things a bit. We're also adding a few more regions and a $2,400 grand prize to our invitational throwdown. Teams will spend four weeks waging war in the qualifying period, leading up to a Final Rumble in each region. This year's Finals will take place in Denver, Seattle, Austin, Houston, D/FW, Chicago, Boston, Portland, Albuquerque, Kansas City and Los Angeles.

At the Final Rumble you’ll compete not only for the regional pot* but a chance at some national prizes for the overall Rumble in the Pub winners. How do you get a Final Rumble invite for your team? Well, that’s where the fun comes in. If you want to eat lightnin' and crap thunder, read closely below.

*That's a pot of cash, Denver and Seattle. Calm down.

Registration

Registration is open now, so head to this page and get your team set up. Registration is now closed. Lazies.

You’ll use the same team name every week, so pick something you can live with for a month's worth of quizzes. See our PAQ below for a few guidelines. If you played in the last Rumble, feel free to keep the torch going for that team name. Click here to download and print our handy registration cards to give to your Quizmaster so you don't forget to provide your registration number.

Once you’ve registered, you’ll receive an email confirmation. Any problems? Email quizbot@geekswhodrink.com.

Qualifying

Between Monday, August 4 and Sunday, August 31 your team will qualify for your region's Final Rumble via a point system. Winning 1st place at a quiz gets you three points, 2nd place gets you two, and 3rd gets you one. 4th through last? No points, try again tomorrow.

The top 30 teams (by points) in each region are automatically invited to their region's Final Rumble. Spots beyond that will depend on team availability, venue space and who gives the best back rubs. There’s incentive to rack up those points - we’ll reward the top ranked team in each Rumble region with a $100 gift card to the Geeks Who Drink venue of their choice, even if they win nothing at the Final Rumble.

Note: You can play ANY day of the week at ANY venue you like, ANYwhere in the Geeks network during the qualifying period, not just in the cities that are hosting the Final Rumble. Vacationing in another Geeks market? Great! Rack up some points on your downtime.

Final Rumble

The Final Rumble will be an event to separate the heavyweights from the glass jaws. Saturday, September 6 (don't worry, that's the weekend after Labor Day) in Denver, Seattle, Austin, Houston, D/FW, Chicago, Boston, Portland, Albuquerque, Kansas City and Los Angeles. Tickets will be $30 per team and you’ll pay for them ahead of time via PayPal (we’ll send you the link if you qualify).

Prizes

As noted above, the team in each region with the most Rumble points at the end of our qualifying period will win $100, in gift card form, to the Geeks Who Drink venue of their choice. Final Rumbles will work much the same way that our themed quizzes do: The winning team of each regional final will get a cash pot based on the number of entries. On top of that, we'll give $2,400 to the team with the highest Final Rumble score nationwide. Finally, the team with the most Rumble check-ins nationwide gets $600, because we're that impressed with your ability to show up.

Relevant Links

RSVP to the Facebook event at bit.ly/Rumble2014

Standings are posted below. You can also find them every Monday in the Geek in Review, which can be found on our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/geekswhodrink (What, you aren't following us on Facebook? What kind of loyal quizzer are you?).

 

RUMBLE IN THE PUB III STANDINGS

Rumble in the Pub Week 2: Electric Boogaloo! The Numbertron 7064n RumbleBot has compiled these specifically for you, humans. I hope you like what you see.

If you e-mailed me about your numbers, then I updated your scores before we did any scoring this week. Remember, no ZERO POINT teams are listed going forward and these stats are compiled from quizzes through Thursday 8/14. Quizzed this weekend? Not counted yet.

If anything looks wonky please alert me via electronic message at quizbot@geekswhodrink.com. Include team name, Rumble ID, and details DeTaiLS DETAILS!

All of the stats hinge on your correct Rumble codes being uploaded to our system. For the rest of the Rumble, feel free to e-mail me EARLY if you checked the blog the next day and the Rumble Code (RPF140XXX) is not in front of your team name. I can fix!

ALBUQUERQUE

12 - Guardians of the Phallic She
11 - Hobopocalypse
5 - Team Hymen: Going For Broke
5 - No Habla Chupacabra
5 - fiveskin
4 - President POTUS
4 - Classy as Fuck (ABQ Chapter)
3 - Yipee Kiyay Mister Falcon
3 - Yer a Quizard, Harry!
3 - The Craven Morehead Group
3 - Sharknado 3: Iselle vs. Julio
3 - Marconi Plays the Mamba
3 - Iguana Tap It But I Have A Reptile Dysfunction
2 - Giglioroninomicon
2 - Empty Threats
2 - A Fist Full Of Bacon
1 - Guardians of the fat squirrel
1 - Foreskin Lampshade

AUSTIN

20 - Wake Me Up When August Ends
17 - Da Na Na Danta Da!
17 - 2 Cats 1 Box
11 - Iron Beaver
10 - I Knew It Was You, Fettucine Alfredo
8 - The Defiant Few
8 - Lazertits
7 - The Full On Rapists
7 - Solid Gold Hamster Dancers
6 - The Stabby Unicorns
6 - The Hobo Goat Family
6 - Mt. Quizmore
6 - Irish Wristwatch
6 - Fallopian Boobs
5 - The Powergloves
5 - That's What She Said
5 - Shitty Titty Bang Gang
5 - Sans Jarvis
5 - Drinkers Who Geek
4 - Twihard with a Vengeance
4 - Trivia Names are Overrated
4 - The Huge Mistakes
4 - Pelvic Sorcery
4 - Fat Dog
4 - Drunky Brewster
3 - You Can't Just Ask Someone Why They're White
3 - What If We Had A Goldfish?
3 - We're Irr-elephant
3 - We are Kevin Bacon
3 - Team Venture
3 - Tam Tam's Jam Wams
3 - Stone Cold Jane Austen
3 - I Didn't Know it was a Goat
3 - Freaky Deaky Posse
3 - Epic Montage
3 - Cumulonimbutts
3 - Billion Dollar Elevator
3 - Armando Dip-it-Low
3 - American Bun Control
2 - White Castle fries only come in one size
2 - The Library of Conquest
2 - Soccer Cousins
2 - Pancho's Amigos
2 - Heroes of Telara
2 - Delusions of Adequacy
2 - A long month in cider
1 - Wizard Sleeves
1 - Vatican Cameos
1 - Slow Burn, No Burn
1 - Fisticuffs
1 - Cool Arrows
1 - Audience Problems

BOSTON

8 - (Team Name Redacted) Thanks, WEEN
8 - Dicksocks
7 - Pan Galactic Gargle Bastards
7 - Resting Bitch Face
6 - DJ (fill-in-the-blank)
5 - Dikembe Mutombo
5 - Archers of Loafcrosse
4 - Turn Down For Butt
4 - Moist
3 - The Gang Goes to Trivia
3 - Wikipedia Brown
3 - SALT
3 - Joe Bent Over the A-Town Floozies
3 - The Game Night Crew
3 - The Prince Symbol
3 - Hodor
3 - Blue Frog
3 - For Your Son, Nothing Says I Love You Like a SuperPAC
3 - He Maybe Did
3 - Canadian Tuxedo
3 - Odd Answers Are in the Back of the Book
2 - 2 Fast 2 Spurious
2 - If You Seek Amy
2 - Little Lebowski Urban Achievers
2 - Ours is the Fury
2 - Ebola Was An Inside Job
2 - I Want to F Murray Abraham
2 - There's No Plate Like Chrome for the Hollandaise
2 - Angora Hamsters
1 - Clever Girl on Girl
1 - My Trivia Partner Didn't Know This Is A Date

CHICAGO

12 - Neal of Fortune
11 - The No Homers
7 - Falcon Punch-Drunk Love
6 - Space Monkey Mafia
6 - Soccer Hooligans
6 - Trivia Bridesmaids
6 - Trust Me, I'm in It for the Rumble
4 - Leo Ramone
3 - Fart Jokes
3 - Simpson's Reference
3 - The Cryptozoologists
3 - 4 Non-Blondes
3 - Malibu Bums
3 - Fo' Quizzle My Nizzle
3 - Just Here for the Ebola
3 - Shithawks III
2 - Old Folks and the Chive
2 - When Will Juan Win One?
2 - Kelly's Birthday WOOOO!!!
2 - Check Out The Big Brain on Britt
2 - Everything's Coming Up Milhouse
1 - At Least Susan's Boobs Look Awesome
1 - The Team Tater Tots
1 - Periodic Table Dancers
1 - Raw Toast

DENVER

15 - The Picadilly Twitz
15 - Jones Sais Quoi
15 - The Wrath of Chaka Khan
12 - Pleasant Mother Pheasant Pluckers
12 - U-N-C BEARS! Rawr!
11 - Perfectly Drawn Horse
11 - Fuck Mountain
11 - Sparkle Motion
9 - Geek Tragedy
9 - Clenched Butt Cheeks
9 - Too Soon!
9 - Slump Busters
9 - Llama glama
8 - Alcoholocaust
8 - Davenportlandia
8 - Yo Ho Ho
7 - Sex Hamster
7 - Wesley Crushers
7 - Vagibooger
6 - Max Power
6 - Summer of Jesus
6 - Sink, Line, And Hooker
6 - Vanilla Bean Flickers
6 - Tip Your Bartenders
6 - Baked Mac and Cheese
6 - Barstool Softeners
6 - Anonymous Alcholics
6 - Ginger Bear II
5 - Right: 32. Left: 17. Right: 20. *Click*
5 - I Wanna Be Sedated, Not Cremated
5 - 99 Problems But A Quiz Ain't One
5 - Whatever Happens, We're Still Acquaintances
5 - Unprepared
5 - Snu Snu
5 - Swiss Cheese
5 - Never Go Full Miley
5 - Cold Gin
5 - Cobras!
5 - So Trivia
5 - Multitudinous Tits
5 - Jolly Rancher Shiv
4 - Dane Cook is an Itchy Asshole
4 - Triple Nerd Score
4 - We put the "I" in TEAM
4 - Al Pacino with a Speculum
3 - Smitten with the Mitten
3 - Dutch Rudders
3 - Say Hello to Your Wife and Word to Your Mother
3 - Task Force: Bitch Mob
3 - Two Things We're Good at: Trivia and Awkward Silences
3 - The Ghost of Casey Kasem
3 - Drydocked by Sasquatch
3 - Denver Geeks! Done Dirt Cheap.
3 - Carnage Asada
3 - Phallic Phrenology
3 - Nasty As We Wanna Be
3 - Nothing Good Can Come From This
3 - Fuck You Charles
3 - We Inspire Limitless Drinking
3 - We're With the Band
2 - We listen to the Radiohead, it's better than the Stereogum
2 - Naked With a Cape On
2 - Decoy Vagina
2 - Morally Bankrupt
2 - Drinky and the Brains
2 - Little Lebowski Urban Achievers
2 - Your Mom
2 - Thundercats
2 - Mimes Having Strokes
1 - Soulfax
1 - Shut the Fuck Up, Donny
1 - The Hall of Fame Punters
1 - Liquid Inspiration
1 - Bedroom Beef Supply
1 - Guardians of the SLC
1 - You Look Fat When You Cry
1 - The Carradine Blackout Pact
1 - The Stainless Steel Rats
1 - Puppet Thugz
1 - Terrifying Space Monkeys
1 - Sex Racists

DALLAS/FORT WORTH

13 - Awkward Family Gangbang Photos
10 - John Wiley Price Defense Find
6 - Incontinental Breakfast
6 - General Sherman and The Ravaged South
6 - Creepy Finger
6 - Masters of Tex
6 - Hans' Pils!!
5 - I Wish We Knew
5 - Jiggly Puff
5 - She's the Top
4 - Big Booty Hoes
4 - Freddie Mercury Rising
4 - Briefcase Wankers
3 - Muldoon's Thighs
3 - Bea Arthur's Areolas
3 - Six But Thick
3 - Kiss My Anthia
3 - Science, bitch!
3 - Blame it on the Moonshine
3 - Wild Card, Bitches
3 - Titty Llamas
3 - Ass Crack Bandits
3 - Glaccid Mastodon
2 - The Hot Daniels
2 - Craigslist killers
2 - Just the Tip
2 - Tequila Mockingbird
2 - The Sinister Six
2 - E=MC Hammered
2 - Chris Brown's Greatest Hits
1 - The So Called Brownies
1 - It's funny because you're a jew and I'm a German
1 - Secret Board of Shadowy Figures
1 - The Griffindorks
1 - Pretty Kitty Committee
1 - Suburban Achievers
1 - Sugga-Bugga
1 - misery march through the news
1 - Bat-Manuels

HOUSTON

12 - Death To The Opposition
7 - The Blumpkin Spice Lattes
7 - disAstros
7 - Guess Masters Extreme
5 - Just the Bunnies
5 - The Brunch Club
5 - OG Fuck Mountain
5 - Undecided
4 - It's Always Sunny in Quizadelphia
4 - Chill Town
4 - Beer Brains
3 - Slumdog Thousandaires
3 - Actually in 1st Place
2 - The Soft High Fives
2 - Drunk, Naked & Driving a Zamboni
2 - Canary Kills Whale
2 - We're Not Putin Out
1 - Misfits
1 - Just Don't Be Last

KANSAS CITY

8 - Great Job!
6 - Lack of Institutional Support
6 - Particle Physics Gives Me a Hadron
6 - Big Deal
6 - E=MCHammered
5 - Sonic Death Monkey
4 - Sit on my Facebook
4 - everchanging name
4 - Beware the Bandersnatch
4 - Tactical Fuck Up
4 - Sassafrasquatch
4 - Alabama Hot Pockets
4 - Swooshbags
3 - Herman's Hermits
3 - Animatronic Grandma
3 - Diarrhea Van Frank
3 - Groot Loops
2 - M as in Mancy
1 - Poop Stricken Babies
1 - Not Car Ramrod
1 - Would
1 - Gronk's First Class Dick Rub

LOS ANGELES

9 - Team B.C.
9 - Tim Curry's SPAICE Cadets
5 - Guardians of the Guacamole
4 - Brewkkake
4 - Jumbaco Jumbaco Jumbaco Jumbaco Jumbaco
4 - We Used to be Groot
3 - We Picked a Bad 2 Months to Stop Sniffing Glue
3 - The Sound of Silence & Other Helen Keller Favorites
3 - The League of Extraordinary Issues
3 - What About All The Good Things Hitler Did?
3 - Ginger Bitch
3 - Tennessee Squirrels
3 - Monstars
3 - Canamerida 2014
3 - Too Soon
2 - Phallic Baldwin
2 - Jimmy Tap
2 - Nasty Pigs
2 - The Pin Pals
2 - The Toxic Avengers
2 - Bros! Bros! Bros!
1 - Minions of an Angry God
1 - I Thought This Was Speed Dating
1 - We're So Adjective, We Verb Nouns
1 - Team H
1 - Hamas Israeli good with pita.
1 - Because Last Place Sucks

PORTLAND

20 - Shart Week
12 - Full Frontal Nerdity
11 - Gabe Owner
10 - That's What She Said
8 - Stumbling Drunks
6 - Hung Like Hodor
6 - We Thought This Was Speed Dating
6 - The Odd Jobs
6 - Stay-Puft
5 - Insult to Injury
5 - FishSticks
5 - Oops I Crapped My Trivia
3 - Ramblin' Rod's Bad Touch Bunch
3 - Steve Holt!
3 - One Potato (Two's Too Many)
2 - Whiskeypedia
2 - Interrobangs?!
2 - The Kings
2 - Giraffterthoughts
1 - Ed Gein Sausage Co.
1 - The Not Real Doctors??
1 - Wildcatters

SEATTLE

23 - Irony Waffle
18 - The Vagicians!
15 - 3 Shorts & a Tall Boy
10 - Trailer Parknado
10 - Poundtown Abbey
9 - The Oncoming Sturm
8 - Supernintendo Chalmers
6 - Aluminum Falcons
6 - Happy Birthday Snarky Shark
6 - New Wave Bar Mitzvah
6 - Mayors of Mahogany Ridge
6 - Fort Kickass
6 - Quizzin' Buddies
6 - Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
5 - Captain Tit-Hand and the Muffin Tops
5 - Kitten Mittens
5 - You Can't Spell Subtext without Butt Sex
5 - Baseball Erotica
4 - A Team Named Slickback
4 - Team Rocket
4 - TEAM‘); DROP TABLE Teams;
3 - The Majestic Blackhawks
3 - Puddin' Pops and Sweaters
3 - FRAU
3 - Would the real geeks who drink please stand up
3 - Lou Scuntz
3 - Snatchbox 20
3 - The Brendan Weitzman Fan Club
3 - The Walker Texas Power Rangers
3 - I Am Groot
3 - A Stick of Butter is 4oz
2 - A Very Special Episode of Blossom
2 - Bearsplosian
2 - Geeks Who Win
2 - Weltmeister
2 - This Quiz Gave Me Ebola
2 - Enter the Dragon from Behind
2 - The Amazon Prime Directive
2 - Gazorpazorpfield
2 - Neon Pirate Monkeys
2 - Entropy Ain't What It Used To Be
1 - Support Your Local Chug-A-Lug House
1 - Feces Peanut Butter Cups
1 - Blind Date Massacre
1 - Smarty Pantses

CHECK-INS

These are the number of Quizzes played by Rumble team we have recorded so far. I've listed only the frontrunners. Something not right? See below.

Irony Waffle - 9
3 Shorts & a Tall Boy - 7
The Vagicians - 7
Oncoming Sturm - 5

Remember, no ZERO POINT teams are listed and these stats are compiled from quizzes through Thursday 8/14. I'll say again that if anything looks wonky please alert me via electronic message at quizbot@geekswhodrink.com. Include team name, Rumble ID, and details DeTaiLS DETAILS!

All of the stats hinge on your correct Rumble codes being uploaded to our system. For the rest of the Rumble, feel free to e-mail me EARLY if you checked the blog the next day and the Rumble Code (RPF140XXX) is not in front of your team name. I can fix!

 

PAQs: Probably Asked Questions

I’m not getting emails from you guys. This is important. We’re going to email you from time to time, and some of them will be about things like PayPal, which sound awfully spammy to email providers. Please add quizbot@geekswhodrink.com and kavi@geekswhodrink.com to your whitelist, okay?

How are teams defined in the Rumble? The usual teams of six, except a team will have two team “captains” who are our go-to contacts. Team members may rotate for any reason, but at least one of the two captains must be present. However, each team may only earn points at one quiz per night, so no splitting your team captains to double up.

How will team names work? Save your quips for Twitter because we’re making you keep the same team name throughout the Rumble. You’ll probably want to avoid overused teams names or pop-culture references, to be safe. Plus, if you’re referencing The Big Lebowski, Anchorman or especially Super Troopers, odds are it's been done and it's being done, right now, somewhere else in this tournament. Be creative!

Where will my region's Final Rumble be held? We'll know that soon. Watch this space and our Facebook event, where you should have already RSVPed, for that info.

What happens if fewer than 30 teams register for my region's Final Rumble? No big deal. If only 20 teams register in a given region, we'll invite all 20 teams to the finals. Any region that doesn't get enough registrations for a Final Rumble to be worth our time (and yours) will be canceled, but we don't want that, do we? In the event that a Final Rumble is canceled, the top team in the region will still win a $100 gift card.

So, it's way easier to qualify if I play at a venue with fewer teams than at the more competitive venues with lots of teams? That's not really a question, but yes, you can totally qualify this way.

Do I have to put my Rumble Code on every answer sheet I turn in? Technically, no. As long as the Quizmaster knows you are you, and your code gets uploaded to our blog at the end of quiz, then all is well.  

Will this get me in to Geek Bowl? This has nothing to do with Geek Bowl, but you might want to look at it as a warmup exercise if you’re considering making the trip to Albuquerque in 2015.

What about video rounds, 104 pt. quizzes, lunar eclipses and stock market crashes? I’m scared and confused. Chillax. It’s not a perfect system, but it’s the best we got.  

But we weren't planning on playing that night! You're getting closer to figuring out our fiendish plan.

Can I have your number? No. Well... maybe.