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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:12 AM, May 17, 2012
Scores
crying for help only makes me do it harder 76

illegal or not chelsea and evelyn are still married 75

fuck your team name (our team name is better) 74

mr definitely 73

yaa-hoooooo you're fired 70

brown star puckers 69

need a team name? why not zoidberg? 69

whiskey quizness 67

cupcake bitches 66

cool lester smooth 66

keystones 63

invasive transvaginal orchestra 61

drunken sailors 61

boozehounds 59

smartie pants with attitude 59

you're killing me smalls 54

save a jock ride a nerd 52

black panda milkshake 52

verga fuerte 30

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Quiz Schedule
Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

I'm Evelyn Hurley, the last human not on Facebook. My hobbies include baking, choreography and rewriting bogus bios John Dicker writes for me.  I live with Chelsea who I manipulate for good and evil depending on my mood.  I do not fly in airplanes. I'm a green belt in Kung Fu. I once beat Jason Bateman in thumb wrestling. 

We always get a lot of love from you guys. Like when we read the team name Illegal Or Not, Chelsea and Evelyn Are Still Married and everyone erupted into applause. Thanks guys. And thanks to the team that honored us in their team name.

Last night was really weird for us because there were THREE different teams that showed up from our other venues. We had one team from our Tuesday quiz, and two teams from our Saturday quiz. Now, this does happen occasionally, but usually it's just one team every once in a while. Total shock.

18 teams strong, we head-butted that quiz... til our head hurt. That didn't make sense. You guys did REALLY well on the Know Your Place audio round, and Round 4's Things That Are Tiny... Like Your Penis. Yikes.

I had a team ask me who writes these recaps. I guess you'd like to think I have an assistant or something (besides Chelsea, of course), but I don't. This is me, Evelyn, every single time. Well, on very rare occasions Chelsea will write the blog for me, but that doesn't happen very often, except for the Tuesday blog.

Oh, and check out this week's Geek In Review! One of Tramp's teams got team name of the week! They are Invasive Transvaginal Orchestra, and they have become one of our recent regulars. We don't know who they are, though. So, congrats, you guys! Tell us who you are and we'll buy you a pitcher next week!

See you next week! You guys are the greatest. Sorry I yelled at you that one time, but you really shouldn't yell at someone while they are speaking on a mic. That's what Chelsea's for. Tell her what you want to say and she'll let me know. Thanks. That is all. xoxo, Evelyn & Chelsea

*This recap blog written exclusively by Evelyn, under Chelsea's supervision.*

Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:22 AM, May 10, 2012
Scores
invasive transvaginal orchestra 79

the legit republic of blanketsburg 78

happy mother's day, by that we mean, why havent you called? 75

kappa kappa wong 74

nintendo power bottom 73

sugar daddies lookin for ho ho's 73

cuban nipple crisis 72

flying spaghetti monsters 70

plus 2 teams of dorkiness minus 4 to win 70

fuck north carolina 69

weaponized tits 67

nevernudes 66

frothy mixture 66

anal assassins - you'll never see us coming 62

and I quizzed in my pants 62

fuck you, north carolina 60

zeke the plumer 59

black panda milk shake 55

the keystones 53

boomers 1 48

holographic elvis 39

boomers 2 33

lousy liars 21

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Quiz Schedule
Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

I'm Evelyn Hurley, the last human not on Facebook. My hobbies include baking, choreography and rewriting bogus bios John Dicker writes for me.  I live with Chelsea who I manipulate for good and evil depending on my mood.  I do not fly in airplanes. I'm a green belt in Kung Fu. I once beat Jason Bateman in thumb wrestling. 

So, last week one of the Cupcake Bitches made me a shirt that I've been wanting for a really long time. Her timing was perfect because Chelsea and I are heading to Roswell tomorrow! I wore my fancy new shirt tonight, and Chelsea washed it so I can wear it again while we're in Roswell. There's a picture up there in the slideshow in case you didn't see my front-side at quiz.

Tonight we had a lot of fun! We had 23 teams, a special Ken Jennings round, and Chelsea's dad Chuck was there, playing along with our regulars - Gwen, Kody, and Dammit Phil. Also in attendance was Ass Nipples, but I still don't know what their team name was.

The most-applauded team names of the night were Fuck You, North Carolina! and Fuck North Carolina. Lots of happiness and joy when I read those two names. Good job, everybody. We also had a new meet-up group come to check us out! They were Boomers 1 and Boomers 2. So lots of newbies, and lots of regular-types.

Now I have to pack! See you next week! xoxo, Evelyn & Chelsea

Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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8:44 AM, May 03, 2012
Scores
Fist Fucked By a Baby Wolverine (2nd place) 71

Mandatory Transvaginal Orchestra (1st place) 71

The Legit Republic of Blanketsburg 65

Happy Quizfriends 62

A Baby Wolverine 61

Whiskey Quizness 61

What's a Diorama? 61

Crucial Taunt 58

nevernudes 57

Ted Danson's Skull 57

DOCTOR Seau Suicide Prevention Center (AKA I'm an ass) 54

Boy With His Finger in a Dyke 53

Monkey Robot Dogs 53

cupcake bitches (no joker) 52

General Undefinable Discharge 34

1 4 the $ 32

2 Boring Guys 31

Put That in Your Bun and Smoke It 28

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Quiz Schedule
Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

I'm Evelyn Hurley, the last human not on Facebook. My hobbies include baking, choreography and rewriting bogus bios John Dicker writes for me.  I live with Chelsea who I manipulate for good and evil depending on my mood.  I do not fly in airplanes. I'm a green belt in Kung Fu. I once beat Jason Bateman in thumb wrestling. 

So, we had TWO QMs-in-Training last night. Both did a great job, and I think that's it for our new trainees! Mister Tramps is a great place to train people, because you guys are so forgiving and laid back. So, thanks.

There was a loud table outside that made everything... complicated for the 2 teams out there. I was wedged in between the two trainees and Chelsea was off doing whatever she does when she disappears (kidding, she was maintaining the crowd, etc), so we got Mr. Tramp himself to deal with the issue outside. Thanks, Mr. Tramp!

After the teams outside were relocated, the quiz went very smoothly. Crisis averted! Turns out, the folks that were so loud were there to celebrate a birthday, and were completely unaware that there was a quiz going on. And a couple of them were our friends! So they really felt bad and a little embarrassed that they caused so much drama.

Our server Hannah helped us break in our email prize, you can see all that scandal in the picture show up there to the left.

We had a tie for 1st, so we had a thrilling Sudden Death round. That's about it for this week. Next week it'll be back to just me and Chelsea, so we'll be lonely, but it'll be nice to spend more time with you guys.

xoxo, Evelyn & Chelsea (And Rebecca and Shayne!)

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