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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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8:33 AM, October 23, 2014
Scores
Strawberry Shortcake Is Just Going Through the Motions At This Point 99

Fuck Fuck Goose 98

Whiskey Quizness 97

Cromulent de la Renta 94

Dong Jovi 94

I Voted. It Was Easy and Fun 90

Pink Pieces of Flair 85

Renee Zellwegger's Two-Face 85

Team Samsquamch 85

DonÕt Mind Me, Just Pitchin' a Tent 84

Team Friendship 81

Canadian Drive-by 80

Tequila Mockingbird 80

Now Offering: Second Chance For an Orgasm 78

Magic Shortbus 77

Tom Selleck's Mustache 77

Cali Pigeon 73

Renee Zellwegger's Face 72

I Heard He Stopped Shooting When They Asked Him Nicely 69

Of Course 66

Saved By the Beer 65

Trivial Hirsute 65

People Order Our Patties 60

Pug Life 60

We'll Do Anything For Love, Even That 59

Gettin Shit Done 58

Viva Zapata 58

We're Clueless About Names! 55

Born Black and Repented Of It 47

Wolfman's Nards 33

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Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm ---AND--- in.gredients: Thursday 7pm ----AND---- Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 

Last night marked the first time QM RJ successfully ran the video round from his computer. Mostly. There were a few bumps in the road, but I think he's got it all figured out now. 

But seriously, fuck Apple and their stupid AirPlay. Fuck 'em.

Next week should be smooth-sailing, and I'm gonna miss the hell outta you guys during my hiatus. I know you were all shocked to hear the news, but I've just got a lot going on in the next 6 weeks. 

Last night was saved by RJ's quick scoring, and my speed-reading of Rounds 3 & 4. But we made it through alright, and I think we only missed our 10pm mark by 10 minutes or so. There were just a lot of things working against us.

I'll come back and visit at my first opportunity, and I'll be back on December 3rd to give you the best quiz of your LIFE. Or maybe it'll just be the best quiz of MY life.

Til then, take care of RJ, and get to know his ladyfriend Scorekeeper Claire. She's lovely.

xoxo,
Evelyn & RJ 

Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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8:21 AM, October 16, 2014
Scores
Kim Jong-Un RIP (Rest In Provolone) 89

Phenotype Phreaks (DQ) 83

Ebolarama! 81

Wizards N' Shit 81

CromulentÉFuck Its Dark Out Here 78

The Strawberry Shortcake Ebola Protocol Now With Puppies For the Kids 78

It Takes Hard Work To Look This Pregnant 77

We Got Dodgson Here! (DQ) 77

The Awesome Power of Indifference 75

We Might Be Groot 75

Pelvic Sorcery 73

Team Friendship 69

Fuck Fuck Goose 68

Tom Selleck's Mustache 67

Grandma Got Run Over By a Greg Abbott 66

Cali Pigeon 65

Whiskey Quizness 65

Gay Lovin' v. Virginia 60

Groping For Elmo With Friends 60

Hanging With David Carradine 59

Relegation Zone 55

Late Arrivals 53

Dropout Laureates 50

Ebola Godda DaVita 50

Sunday AM 46

Team Cobra 46

Balls To the Wall 37

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Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm ---AND--- in.gredients: Thursday 7pm ----AND---- Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 

We had so much fun last night! You guys were fun and rowdy, and it was a great night. 

That is, until we entered into the final question of Round 8's Random Knowledge. We heard some ruckus coming from the bar area; as it turns out we had someone yelling out answers. Ok, so first of all, thanks for waiting until the final question to start breaking Rule #1. Second, please STFU. No one's here to find out how much you know about Organ Diseases.

We got through it ok, though, and all was right in the world.

That is, until I started heading around the bar to get your team pictures. As I approached one table, I discovered that a total DICK had stolen one of the Email Bonus Prizes from our QM Table. As I incredulously asked him, "Did you steal that from my table?!" His response? "Well, no one stopped me."

Excuse me? No one STOPPED you? Who the fuck do you think you are?! 

If I were that asshole's friends, I'd never associate with him again. Who hangs out with thieves? Well, thieves, of course. Although it may not technically be true, this is a reasonable assumption I can make. And the law has the same approach when it comes to accomplices.

In my 5+ years of QMing, I have never encountered such an asshole. And I've seen a lot of assholes.

Then, as I approached the back room, I discovered that our would-be 2nd place team had no less than 7 people at the table. "Oh, she didn't participate." She didn't? I'll tell you who also didn't participate - the fine young man who sat all alone at a table in the bar while his girlfriend played with her team in the dining room. He sat at a separate table, fully following Rule #4. 

So, for the 7-person table, how fair would it be for your table of 7 to win a cash prize? If you were allowed to win, any team with more than 6 players could claim that some of the people at the table also "weren't playing". You'd be pissed, right? Well, so would all the players last night if I hadn't disqualified you. 

So, there you have it. An amazing wonderful night, only tarnished by a common thief and a table of cheaters. Oh, and the guy yelling out answers.

Damn, folks. We're living in a society here.

Oh, and Mr. Thief? Don't come back. Your kind isn't welcome here.

xoxo, 
Evelyn & RJ 

Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
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7:45 AM, October 09, 2014
Scores
Fuck Fuck Goose 81

Cromulent Psyduck 73

Whiskey Quizness 72

The Beast Infection 67

Wizards n' Shit 67

I'm In 7th Year Old Heaven 67

Murder In the 5-8 66

The Strawberry Shortcake Movie Starring Jennifer Lawrence Because She Needs More Exposure For Fuck's Sake 65

Bob Lawblaw's Law Blog 63

Kim Jong Bend-N-Snap 62

Cali Pigeon 58

Team Friendship 58

Ebola's Outta Controlla 56

Booyah!! 53

Ebola One, Patient Zero 51

Tom Selleck's Mustache 51

Viva Zapata 50

Kiss Me, I Have Ebola 35

Groping For Elmo and Friends 33

Fucktastic 3 13

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Quiz Schedule
Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm ---AND--- in.gredients: Thursday 7pm ----AND---- Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 

The title of this blog is the team name that got the most reaction from you, but we also had a couple of clever (and kinda mean) ebola team names. Ebola One, Patient Zero was a little shocking for a lot of you, while Kiss Me, I Have Ebola taking a more light hearted approach.

We got started a little late due to some mystery equalizer problems (sorry for blowing your eardrums, back room!), but due to QM RJ's speedy scoring, we finished things up about 5 minutes early. Went I walked around to visit with you after we finished, the place was deserted. Where did you all take off to?

RJ was asked a couple of times about the cake his mom made for him, and one of you wanted to know if it was his birthday. Which it wasn't.

We had a round on Birds and Byrds, and a round on Palin's Cronies. When we got around to the Violence in Soccer round, RJ got real exited and started squirming in his chair. Thanks to RJ, I didn't have to argue with you about the NBA Team question in Round 8. He just grabbed the mic, and slapped your (false) accusations to the ground.

RJ's the best, and helps fill in the (many) gaps in my knowledge.

You guys have a great week, and we'll see you next Wednesday!

xoxo,
Evelyn & RJ 

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