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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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8:21 AM, October 16, 2014
Scores
Kim Jong-Un RIP (Rest In Provolone) 89

Phenotype Phreaks (DQ) 83

Ebolarama! 81

Wizards N' Shit 81

CromulentÉFuck Its Dark Out Here 78

The Strawberry Shortcake Ebola Protocol Now With Puppies For the Kids 78

It Takes Hard Work To Look This Pregnant 77

We Got Dodgson Here! (DQ) 77

The Awesome Power of Indifference 75

We Might Be Groot 75

Pelvic Sorcery 73

Team Friendship 69

Fuck Fuck Goose 68

Tom Selleck's Mustache 67

Grandma Got Run Over By a Greg Abbott 66

Cali Pigeon 65

Whiskey Quizness 65

Gay Lovin' v. Virginia 60

Groping For Elmo With Friends 60

Hanging With David Carradine 59

Relegation Zone 55

Late Arrivals 53

Dropout Laureates 50

Ebola Godda DaVita 50

Sunday AM 46

Team Cobra 46

Balls To the Wall 37

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Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm ---AND--- in.gredients: Thursday 7pm ----AND---- Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 

We had so much fun last night! You guys were fun and rowdy, and it was a great night. 

That is, until we entered into the final question of Round 8's Random Knowledge. We heard some ruckus coming from the bar area; as it turns out we had someone yelling out answers. Ok, so first of all, thanks for waiting until the final question to start breaking Rule #1. Second, please STFU. No one's here to find out how much you know about Organ Diseases.

We got through it ok, though, and all was right in the world.

That is, until I started heading around the bar to get your team pictures. As I approached one table, I discovered that a total DICK had stolen one of the Email Bonus Prizes from our QM Table. As I incredulously asked him, "Did you steal that from my table?!" His response? "Well, no one stopped me."

Excuse me? No one STOPPED you? Who the fuck do you think you are?! 

If I were that asshole's friends, I'd never associate with him again. Who hangs out with thieves? Well, thieves, of course. Although it may not technically be true, this is a reasonable assumption I can make. And the law has the same approach when it comes to accomplices.

In my 5+ years of QMing, I have never encountered such an asshole. And I've seen a lot of assholes.

Then, as I approached the back room, I discovered that our would-be 2nd place team had no less than 7 people at the table. "Oh, she didn't participate." She didn't? I'll tell you who also didn't participate - the fine young man who sat all alone at a table in the bar while his girlfriend played with her team in the dining room. He sat at a separate table, fully following Rule #4. 

So, for the 7-person table, how fair would it be for your table of 7 to win a cash prize? If you were allowed to win, any team with more than 6 players could claim that some of the people at the table also "weren't playing". You'd be pissed, right? Well, so would all the players last night if I hadn't disqualified you. 

So, there you have it. An amazing wonderful night, only tarnished by a common thief and a table of cheaters. Oh, and the guy yelling out answers.

Damn, folks. We're living in a society here.

Oh, and Mr. Thief? Don't come back. Your kind isn't welcome here.

xoxo, 
Evelyn & RJ 

Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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7:45 AM, October 09, 2014
Scores
Fuck Fuck Goose 81

Cromulent Psyduck 73

Whiskey Quizness 72

The Beast Infection 67

Wizards n' Shit 67

I'm In 7th Year Old Heaven 67

Murder In the 5-8 66

The Strawberry Shortcake Movie Starring Jennifer Lawrence Because She Needs More Exposure For Fuck's Sake 65

Bob Lawblaw's Law Blog 63

Kim Jong Bend-N-Snap 62

Cali Pigeon 58

Team Friendship 58

Ebola's Outta Controlla 56

Booyah!! 53

Ebola One, Patient Zero 51

Tom Selleck's Mustache 51

Viva Zapata 50

Kiss Me, I Have Ebola 35

Groping For Elmo and Friends 33

Fucktastic 3 13

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Quiz Schedule
Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm ---AND--- in.gredients: Thursday 7pm ----AND---- Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 

The title of this blog is the team name that got the most reaction from you, but we also had a couple of clever (and kinda mean) ebola team names. Ebola One, Patient Zero was a little shocking for a lot of you, while Kiss Me, I Have Ebola taking a more light hearted approach.

We got started a little late due to some mystery equalizer problems (sorry for blowing your eardrums, back room!), but due to QM RJ's speedy scoring, we finished things up about 5 minutes early. Went I walked around to visit with you after we finished, the place was deserted. Where did you all take off to?

RJ was asked a couple of times about the cake his mom made for him, and one of you wanted to know if it was his birthday. Which it wasn't.

We had a round on Birds and Byrds, and a round on Palin's Cronies. When we got around to the Violence in Soccer round, RJ got real exited and started squirming in his chair. Thanks to RJ, I didn't have to argue with you about the NBA Team question in Round 8. He just grabbed the mic, and slapped your (false) accusations to the ground.

RJ's the best, and helps fill in the (many) gaps in my knowledge.

You guys have a great week, and we'll see you next Wednesday!

xoxo,
Evelyn & RJ 

Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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8:13 AM, October 02, 2014
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strawberry shortcake can't even but zapata can 78

bukkake bombers 77

sad sacks 74

ebola + honey boo boo = good start 72

quiz in my pants 70

ain't nothin to fuck with 69

fuck fuck goose 69

tom selleck's mustache 67

whiskey quizness 67

fart 64

cougar and her cubs 63

murder in the 5-8 63

roll greg abbott into i35 traffic 63

team friendship 62

you'rethra franklin 59

liberian ebola threat: a problem in dallas a band in austin 58

hey stranger 53

urethra franklin 51

tequila mockingbird 46

aesops foibles 45

the red shirt guy 42

my team left me 40

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Quiz Schedule
Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm ---AND--- in.gredients: Thursday 7pm ----AND---- Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 

Last night started off a little scary. With QM RJ at some airport in Tennessee, I tried not to panic as the time ticked by and we got closer to that 8pm mark. Finally, I texted QM Patrick T. to see if he'd be coming to score for us. 

I interrupted a romantic dinner with his lady, but Patrick didn't hesitate to bolt out the door and come to our rescue! I had just finished collecting your first round of answer sheets when Patrick burst through the doors. And you all exploded into applause. 

With a manageable 22 teams playing along, I assured Patrick that I could handle the scoring by myself, knowing as I said it that it wasn't really true.

But Patrick got right to work and we ended about 7 minutes early! Without Patrick, we surely would have been much later than that!

My new friend Michael was there, along with the usual suspects playing with Strawberry Shortcake. My new friend Alyssa was there, even though I didn't recognize her. I told her to wear a silly hat so I'd remember! Fortunately she came up and re-introduced herself.

I mispronounced things, we had some laughs, and - thanks to Patrick - it was a pretty damned good quiz.

See you guys next week, when we'll have QM RJ back on deck and he'll tell us all about his adventures in Good Ol' Tennessee.

You guys are the best.

xoxo,
Evelyn & Patrick 

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