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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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4:18 PM, July 31, 2014
Scores
Hong Kong So Long 86

4th Place 82

The Gaza Strippers 81

Tom Selleck's Mustache 78

Fuck Fuck Goose 76

Team Rocket 76

BDSM! It's Like Pain on Your Wedding Day 74

Dong Jovi 74

Game of Brownz 74

That Sort of Gay Table Over There 74

Flaven 72

Run DMV 71

Whiskey Quizness 71

Unsubtle Frottage 70

Michael Ceratops 69

Cali Pigeon & the Latter Day Taints 68

Battlestar Scholastica 64

Team Friendship 62

Toyboat, Toyboat, Toyboat (DQ) 62

You Should Let Babies Into the Bar 61

Stephen Hawking's Tricycle 60

Suck It Liverpool 56

4 Getta Boudit 50

SPS 45

Viva Zapata 45

ETCH 36

Team Boston 36

Quiz On My Face and Tell Me You Love Me 35

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Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm ---AND--- in.gredients: Thursday 7pm ----AND---- Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 

We had a ton of fun with you last night, Tramps quizzers!

We enjoyed a large turnout of 27 teams, we had QM Baby Bear heckling me all night, and we had a horribly tough Numbers, Numbers round!

Baby Bear had his little gay heart set on a guy sitting extremely close to the QM Table, and continued to deep throat his french fries and smear ketchup all over his fingers before licking it off - all in the interest of wooing this handsome stranger.

Sorry he didn't notice, Baby Bear... but just because you can't get attention from that fella doesn't mean you can text me dirty messages all throughout quiz in an attempt to get MY attention!

We had some shananigans going on in the back room, with cell phones out and suspicions of cheating flying about. Finally, when I'd heard enough complaining, I asked you all to just remove your phones from the tables to kill all doubt of foulplay.

Which caused the rest of the quizzers sitting in the bar and dining room to erupt into hissing and booing for the suspected cheaters. I tried to calm everyone down, and we were able to get through the quiz alright.

QM RJ was late, as is largely out of character for him, so he was hustling to catch up all night. The scandalous talk was subdued, although I still managed to get some juicy gossip out of that poor boy.

Get it together RJ! I've got Baby Bear to deal with!

You guys have a great week and we will see you on Wednesday!

xoxo,
Evelyn & RJ 

Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:36 AM, July 24, 2014
Scores
Think Tanked: Aw Shit Not Those Guys 82

Tom Selleck's Mustache 80

Team Friendship 75

2 Balls and You're In 72

Obi Juan Bon Jovi 72

My Dixie Wrecked 71

Fuck the Yankees 69

Putin It In Your Mouth 68

Strawberry Shortcake Shrugged 68

Putin On the Missiles 66

Yourethra Franklin 66

Ricky Do As Ricky Like 65

It's Very Bad To Drink Jobu's Rum 64

The Rangers Are Officially Worse Than the Astros√ČLet That Sink In 64

Wizards N' Shit 64

Jeter Gave Me the Herp 63

The Great Bambino 59

Vagina Justice League 59

Jeter? I Barely Knew Her 57

I Quizzed My Pants 50

Bloodfarts 45

Ball Busters 38

There's No Crying In Trivia 35

Kacy Catanzaro Fan Club 18

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Quiz Schedule
Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm ---AND--- in.gredients: Thursday 7pm ----AND---- Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 

Oh, Kelsey! What are we going to do about QM RJ? Last night all it took was one mention of Jennifer Lawrence to get him all riled up. Just a few minutes ago I submitted an official request to our GWD Chief Editor not to include any Jennifer Lawrence questions on Wednesday quizzes going forward. 

Damn, RJ. You've got to figure out a way to get a handle on yourself.

Now, I know some of you are thinking I'm a hypocrite for giving RJ a hard time. (Ha, I said hard.) Especially since I got all glazy-eyed and swoony when our discussion switched to Alicia Silverstone. But seriously - I have had a thing for her since I lied to my mom about seeing The Crush when I was in 9th grade. I told her I was seeing Aspen Extreme or some other nonsense that no one has ever heard of.

But really, Jennifer Lawrence is no match for Alicia. Team Alicia all the way.

Thanks to a stealthy quizzer, we managed to have an extra bonus prize of RR Express Tickets! 4 tickets went to RJ's favorite Baseball-related team name. I have no idea what their team name is, but I have been seeing 2/3 of that team for a few years at my various venues. So I was happy for them. Good job, guys!

And a final note to RJ's Mom*. Sorry for all the crass talk of your boy's peen, but really if he could just keep that thing - and all updates about it - away from my ears, then my dick-rants will be discontinued. 

And that ear fetish is a little much. What did you DO to him, anyway?

xoxo, 
Evelyn & RJ

*RJ did not approve this blog before its publication. 

Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
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8:36 AM, July 17, 2014
Scores
Bukkake Bombers 82

My Boobs Are Thor 81

Strawberry Shortcake: Confused Narwhal and Cynical Kitten Edition 80

Strawberry Shortcake: Puppies and Unicorns Edition 79

Fuck Fuck Goose 78

Grand Budapest Love Hotel 78

Still Stuck in Obama Traffic 78

Stranger Danger 75

Whiskey Quizness 75

Look At Mr. Frying Pan! 72

Tom Selleck's Mustache 72

Stuff and Things 71

Y'all Is Disrespecting Science 71

Obama Ate My BBQ 70

Pi 69

Ku Klux Kandy 68

Eurethra Franklin 67

Stephen Hawking's Football Boots 66

Vagina Justice League 61

I Quizzed In My Pants 56

Cracker Jax 41

Viva Zapata 40

The Swaggy Peas 37

Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em 32

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Quiz Schedule
Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm ---AND--- in.gredients: Thursday 7pm ----AND---- Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 

It was another rousing evening of Pub Quiz last night! Strawberry Shortcake found themselves with a multitude of guests so they had to split into two teams! 

And both teams tied for 3rd place! And I called Kody the wrong name - Tony! Guess I was flustered.

And QM RJ talked my ear off about a new penis transplant procedure they're trying out in... one of those European countries. I forget which.

Hannah was back from behind the bar and worked the floor, while Emily helped me with Basic Audio 101.

We started off the quiz Being Irked, moved on to Daydreaming About Aliens, and then got into some Ladies with Smarts... and also Dinosaurs.

It was a great night, and RJ and I had a fantastic time. 

But really, the penis talk is going a bit too far, RJ. Let's tone it down a little, hm?

xoxo,
Evelyn & RJ 

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