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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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8:31 PM, April 16, 2015
Fuck Fuck Goose 79

Didn't Declare My Pub Quiz Winnings - Shhh! (2nd) 76

Can I Borrow A Feeling? 76

Tempura Shleter For Lightly Battered Women 75

We Might Be Groot 72

Tom Selleck's Mustache 70

Team Friendship 64

Bring Back The Ice Cream Bars 63

I Gave Your Mom AIDs 63

You Put The Strawberry In The Shortcake And Eat It All Up 62

UhÉNo Idea!! 61

Emily vs Katie Inside 61

Mixed Nuts 60

ÉAnd In 10th Place The 3rd First Place 60

I Drove My Truck Thru Franklin's and All I Got Was This Quiz 59

Whiskey Quizness 57

Waffles 57

We Don't Know Each Other 55

Space X and Your High Scool Boyfriend: Neither Could Hit The Spot 54

Reading Rambo 47

Beer Betties 43

In Her Bday Suit 31

Deez Nutz 31

King Of The South


Quiz Schedule
Tuesdays at Moontower Saloon 8:00 Wednesdays (SK) at Mister Tramps 8:00
RJ (King Of The South)

Hey yo. I'm RJ. The Urge. R-Jizzle. I'm a transplanted Austinite, originally hailing from Clarksville, Tennessee. I was educated at a school where it's perfectly acceptable to show your Peay-ness. I'm your typical sports fan. (Soccer being my sport of choice.) Cereal is my favorite food, simply because you can eat it at any time of the day. And it makes milk totally flavorful and drinkable.

I'm a total nut for pop culture...movies, music, books. I try to take as much of it in as possible, regardless of how it eats into my daily responsibilities. I'm still a video game nerd, although there isn't a lot of time for it nowadays. I'm a shameless fan of reality television and I once made it through the first two cuts of casting for The Real World. But, alas, I wasn't emotionally challenged enough to make it all of the way.

Professional wrestling is still real to me.  

Oh man. I have never been physically exhausted after a quiz until tonight. I was on the mic as Evelyn was off galavanting in Colorado. Audrey came out to help score and thought it would be cute if we wore the same color. I swear we didn't plan it. I don't know if I just used more energy tonight, but so much happened. So much that it easily made tonight Top 3 quizzes ever. Here's a list:

  • Kavi was there. That's always nice. 
  • Sports. USA soccer. Playoff hockey. The Spurs losing. It was all happening. 
  • Said sports fans actually behaved and let quiz happen. 
  • There was a battle of Nuts
  • It was Aaron's birthday and they brought cake. 
  • Wade danced. 
  • Audrey got a number and started texting immediately. 
  • And I got a kiss. 

Let's talk about that last one. The last thing I expect when I'm taking team photos is to have a quizzer ask for a kiss. And then have the entire team cheer for it to happen. I would hope that said quizzer did not leave disappointed. 

We did actually play the quiz though and we had 23 teams join in. Several teams figured out the pleasant surprise that they could use the map on the visual round to assist with their Round 1 answers. Who said we didn't care. The audio round was the first of two on death and taxes. Round 3 featured a brief discussion between myself and Phil on the merits of the movie Alive. Hey, it's kinda about soccer, so it's a good movie. 

I got to share my best prom story during Round 4 and I don't think I was able to get the absurdity over to the crowd. Audrey claimed she didn't have any prom stories, but I don't believe her. I adequately filled in for Evelyn when it came to mispronouncing words and I learned what the term "aughts" meant in Round 6. Sometimes I should just keep my thoughts to myself. We made the decision not to do the video round because of national pride, which meant a second audio round. I think it was the best decision because almost all the teams scored a 7 or 8 (even with our strict scoring policies.)

After the final round, it was Fuck Fuck Goose who found themselves clear at the top. Can I Borrow A Feeling? finished in 2nd (AGAIN) and were in a tie with Didn't Declare My Quiz Winnings. Feeling kept their first place loser streak alive with a not-as-awful tiebreaker answer. But, hey, at least they had cake. 

See you guys next week! Evelyn will be back and I'll be charging money for the RJ Kissing Booth. 

Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:18 AM, April 09, 2015
Whiskey Quizness 82

Can I Borrow A Feeling? 80

Team Friendship 77

Fuck Fuck Goose 75

Toy Boat, Toy Boat, Toy Boat 75

Bilbo Scumbaggins 71

Make Pluto a Dinosaur Again 71

Tempura Shelter For Lightly Battered Women 67

Pie O My 66

And In 3rd Place, 1st Place 65

Alright Alright Alright 63

Muh Conditions 63

Raspberry Spongecake Something Something 63

Cones of Dunshire 59

Vagina Justice League 55

Viva Zapata 55

Witty 55

I Still Shit My Pants On First Dates 54

Tom Selleck's Mustache 54

Shawshank Redemption 2: Friendship is Magic 49

Cumbia Kings 43

And Don't Call Me Shirley 40

RJ Sucks Unless We Win 35



Quiz Schedule
Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm ---AND--- in.gredients: Thursday 7pm ----AND---- Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 

Every week, just as quiz ends, QM RJ sends me an email with the scoresheet from that night's quiz attached. He also suggests a title for the blog. This week it was:

I got one "Nice Beard" tonight. #winning

QM RJ has been getting lots of feedback from you guys over the past couple of months regarding his grooming changes and different looks he's been playing around with. So far, the experiment has been very educational for him! He learned about Max Headroom a month ago, and since has broken into an easy stride of constant compliments! 

Lookin' good, QM RJ! Keep that effort coming!

We had a great time with all of you, and our table of fun-loving hecklers sitting up front were a complete delight. And I was thisclose to getting them to join in before they opted to continue their wild night of mayhem elsewhere.

We love it here at Tramps, and love you guys too! It was awesome to see all of you, and although we were missing our Lovely Gwen, we were distracted enough by Viva Zapata's incredible 14-point Round 3. A job well done, for this 1-man team!

Have a wonderful week, and come back to Tramps for more quiz fun next Wednesday!

Evelyn & RJ 

Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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7:31 AM, April 02, 2015
Strawberry Shortcake: Collect Them All (DQ) 79

Humorous Topical Reference (1st) 77

Can I Borrow a Feeling? (3rd) 73

Oh, You Do Blow Betty Blackwell? (2nd) 73

Fuck Fuck Goose 72

Everything Is Coming Up Millhouse 69

These People Over Here 68

Call Me an Apple, Cuz I Want to Be In Cider (DQ) 63

Tom Selleck's Mustache 60

Whiskey Quizness 58

Menstrual Puns Aren't Funny. Period. 56

Sulk Hogan vs. Macho Man Randy Sadness 53

Michael Likes Hamburgers 51

I Guess We're Not Going to Indiana 50

Viva Zapata 46

Comma, Trash 42

Your Mom Missed With the Coat Hanger 42

Pug Life 30

My Date Can't Put Her Phone Down 23



Quiz Schedule
Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm ---AND--- in.gredients: Thursday 7pm ----AND---- Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 

Wow. When QM RJ's mom isn't around, he really gets wild. We learned all about our darling Scorekeeper last night, which was no one's fault but his own. Look, anytime you are near a person who is actively speaking on a microphone, realize that you must censor yourself if you've got secrets to keep. Oh, RJ

We had a blast last night! We enjoyed some Fake Cops, and some basic Anatomy, and we made sure to have plenty of Bacon sprinkled throughout our little quiz. You all really had a lot of fun with us, and our two DQ'ed teams in the front and My Date Can't Put Her Phone Down in the back were all just as into the quiz as their hardcore competitors. 

We ended up with a tie for 1st place, since Strawberry Shortcake had too many people on their team, but as usual, QM RJ took care of it swiftly before I even noticed. It was really great to come around and chat with all of you! Since we just had 19 teams, we had a more chill and relaxed evening together. 

Viva Zapata came to play, and he sat over at the bar and posed real nice for his team picture. We had Jeff winning the Bonus Email Question, although his folks weren't there to see their boy shine. Hannah and Kristen made sure we had everything our hearts desired, and we just had a real perfect night.

Can't wait to see you again.

Evelyn & RJ 

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