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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:19 PM, September 17, 2014
Scores
3 Girls, No Cup 81

Pika Pika Presidente 80

Code 99 In Progress (Non-Bitch Related Problem) 79

Pelvic Sorcery 78

Tom Selleck's Mustache 77

Murder In the 5-8 74

Squirtle 74

Fuck Fuck Goose 73

I Just Pooped 73

Team Friendship 72

Yoorethra Franklin 72

Breakfast For Dinner 71

Nerd Is the Phylum 71

We Might Be Groot 71

Fistful of Assholes 70

Chalupacabras 69

One Shortcake, Hold the Strawberry, Add a Zapata 66

I'd Let Peterson Spank Me Anytime 61

Nessie Votes Yes 61

Where the Fuck is Jason? 61

Team Redundant Team 59

Cheese Is Included 57

#Selfie ft. Joan Rivers 49

KY and the Jellies 42

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Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm ---AND--- in.gredients: Thursday 7pm ----AND---- Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 

Hey everyone! Thanks for a great night! 

We packed the bar and played a fantastic game!

I learned how to say a Pokemon word.

And QM RJ was lusting after Hannah all night.

And we drank beer! We never drink beer!

And a quizzer bought us more beer! 

So much beer.

I woke up with a headache. 

Where was Whiskey Quizness? I was all ready to remember Jeff's name.

I met a new friend! His name is Jason and his team was Murder in the 58. I don't know what that means.

Simon and Hope were there, but I didn't get to talk to them at all.

Gwen and Viva Zapata joined forces and created a 2-person team.

Next week will be awesome and I can't wait to see you again!

xoxo,
Evelyn & RJ 

Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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7:46 AM, September 11, 2014
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Code 99 In Progress! (Non-Bitch Related Problem) 74

Problemo 73

Strawberry Shortcake and the Cult of the Bronies 72

I Left My Brain In The Car 69

Ray Rice: "I Meant To Punch Lobby" 68

Fuck Fuck Goose 66

Captain Owls 64

On It Like Ray On Rice 64

Whiskey Quizness 64

Urethra Franklin 63

Yogurt Pants 61

My Brother Might Be Dexter 60

Team Friendship 59

The Baby Seals Club 59

Bringing Up The End 58

Fistful of A-holes 57

Tom Selleck's Mustache 57

Vagicians Wanted - Apply Within 56

Wizards 'N Shit 56

I Like Infinity Scarves 55

Cali Pigeon 53

Cry Me A Joan River 51

Eight Paws, Three Eyes 51

Viva Zapata 50

Dayum, We're Going HAM 45

The Cul-de-sac Kids 45

Oh, Boy 44

Dead Parrot's Society 40

Tequila Mockingbird 38

El Aguilon 35

The Reed Sarcoxie 34

Young Clint Eastwood 33

Why Do We Even Come 27

Eyeballs on ISIS 23

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Quiz Schedule
Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm ---AND--- in.gredients: Thursday 7pm ----AND---- Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 

I gotta admit, I don't know a lot of stuff. Over and over, I'm impressed with the amount of random facts you all know. Last night I was completely baffled by our Third and Fifteen (Fahrenheit) round. I asked QM RJ about it, and, per his usual, explained it to me simply, and without a hint of judgement.

Thank you, Texas Public School system!

We boasted an impressive 33 teams last night, making QM RJ work hard to get his scoring done in record time. Sure enough, by 10:05 I was walking to my car. And RJ went home to sleep. Sounds like his Tuesday quiz, complete with a 3some offer, ran a little late, and got a little wild.

We had some clever team names, if not offensive. The evening's favorite was Ray Rice: "I meant to punch Lobby". The much tamer team name Cry Me A Joan River got more of a response than our Ray Rice team names. Come on guys, last Thursday I had a similar "Cry Me A River" themed team name, and it didn't garner any shock or moans. Then again, it was a decidely hipster venue, so those kids are operating on a whole different plane that everyone else.

We had so much fun, and loved spending our evening with you. Come back next week and let's have another 30+ team count!

You guys are the best. Also, I remembered not only Jeff's name, but also Hope's. Laying off the crack* is really helping my memory!

xoxo,
Evelyn & RJ

 

*Nope, never done crack. 

Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:40 AM, September 04, 2014
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Whiskey Quizness 81

Yourethra Franklin 80

Strawberry Shortcake and the Fall of the Modern Roman Empire 79

Huck It. Chuck It. Football. 78

Orange Ejaculate In the Eye 77

Pelvic Sorcery 76

If We Don't Win, We Are Releasing RJ's Nudes 75

Dinner Ready Is Pizza? 73

Vagina Justice League 70

Team Friendship 69

iCloud Hacked 67

Our Name Is Also RJ 66

Fuck Fuck Goose 65

Tom Selleck's Mustache 65

Cromulent Bacon 64

Oscars Gone Wilde 64

Team Name, Duh 64

Panda Wanda Banana Cakes 60

Viva Zapata 60

Chalupa Batman 58

Vulva Visionaries 57

Cali Pigeon 56

With 32 Points 45

Floozies With Uzis 20

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Quiz Schedule
Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm ---AND--- in.gredients: Thursday 7pm ----AND---- Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 

QM RJ is such a mess. From offering to take dick pics for everyone, to asking teams to share any dick pics they harvested from hacking his iCloud, I had to tell him more than once to stop unbuttoning his jeans last night. When I asked the question about Wollongong he totally lost it and repeated "My long dong. Hey Evelyn, why are you asking questions about my long dong?"

This is bordering on sexual harassment, RJ.

We had such a great time with you all! Jeff confirmed that his name is not Josh, as I guessed last week, but gave me credit for being relatively close. His team, Whiskey Quizness took home 1st place after a grueling Sudden Death Tiebreaker.

QM RJ and I enjoyed dinner, mine being my favorite Veggie Burger, and he got the Club Salad, to which he always adds chicken. We followed up our meal with obscene amounts of tea and water, respectively.

We had some crazy rounds - from a Duh! Sports Edition (which I thought was pretty tough for a Duh round!), to a morbid Who is Worse Off - Men or Women? round, and then a Lost in the Wilderness round, it was a completely wacky and across-the-board quiz. Everybody knows something, and we tested the hell outta that theory last night!

We just love it here, and are looking forward to next week! See you then, Tramps quizzers!

xoxo,
Evelyn & RJ 

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