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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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6:12 PM, November 27, 2014
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Vagina Justice League 75

Strawberry Shortcake Says Have a Happy National Gluttony Day 74

V3 71

Whiskey Quizness 70

Bukkake Bombers 69

Tom Selleck's Mustache 67

The Pardoned Turkeys 58

I Have the Weirdest Wishboner Right Now 53

I Eat Pieces of Shit Like You for Breakfast 51

Just Wash Your Hands and Come 45

Wishboner! 41

Pavlov's Dogs 37

Dude, Where's My Family? 18

cheez


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I score all night! Opal Divine's Freehouse Tues 8pm Mister Tramps Weds at 8pm Opal Divine's Marina Sats at 10pm
Chelsea (cheez)

Whoa you guys, whoa. I'm Chelsea. I used to work in movies when I was like 7 and shit. I rap when I'm in the shower. I'm totally hetero for Justin Timberlake. My favorite color is blue. The sky is also blue. I'm the faster scorer ever. I really like beer. My hero is Martina Hingis. Tennis. Something else about beer. 

Boom, bio.

Gobble Gobble!

Happy Thanksgiving! We had so much fun last night! 14 teams playing, and a trainee. Her name is Audrey, but we have dubbed her Andre. Fits better. She also admitting to knowing everything there is to know about Bukkake. I mean she already has the job, no need to try and impress. 

She also does princessing on the side. That's totally a thing. Princessing. She dresses up like a princess and stands on the corner. Or something like that. She can tell you all about it. 

Last night was my last night subbing at Tramps. Your resident QM, Evelyn, will be back next week. I know you guys have missed her. Thanks for putting up with me and RJ for those weeks. 

I hope you are all having a great Thanksgiving. Eat a lot of food, drink some beer, watch some football. 

Catch ya later,
Chels 

Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:19 AM, November 20, 2014
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There's Always Room For Jell-O 78

Fuck Fuck Goose 77

Betty Blackwell Got Me Off Last Night 76

Strawberry Shortcake: Tree-Fiddy Can't Buy You a Better Quiz Team 74

Urethra Franklin 74

Team Friendship 71

Pelvic Sorcery 70

Chick-Fil-Atio, Hold the Pickle 68

The Get Fresh Krew 67

Tom Selleck's Mustache 67

Rosetta, Philae Me Up 65

On Wednesdays We Wear Black 63

Kim Shit Kitten 62

Drowning Kittens 59

Keystone XXXL Pornline 59

Mighty Awkward Total Strangers 56

I Financed the Grumpy Cat Movie 53

Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo In the Snow (x8) 50

Your Stache is Creepy 50

Please My Puddin' Pop 49

Show Me On the Doll Where Dr. Huxtable Touched You 47

Wrong Drugs, Dr. Huxtable 43

Why Would You Live in Buffalo Anyway? 41

Mama Melo 40

Jackass Didn't Get You A Table 38

Needs Improvement 37

Ridiculousness 28

La Putas Negras 21

Vegas 15

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I score all night! Opal Divine's Freehouse Tues 8pm Mister Tramps Weds at 8pm Opal Divine's Marina Sats at 10pm
Chelsea (cheez)

Whoa you guys, whoa. I'm Chelsea. I used to work in movies when I was like 7 and shit. I rap when I'm in the shower. I'm totally hetero for Justin Timberlake. My favorite color is blue. The sky is also blue. I'm the faster scorer ever. I really like beer. My hero is Martina Hingis. Tennis. Something else about beer. 

Boom, bio.

Hello again! I had another awesome night hosting at Tramps! Thank you so much for coming out!

We quizzed you on dogs, and Mars, and some other stuff. We also talked about RJ's beard, and no, I don't mean me. Although, Fuck Fuck Goose seemed to like his beard, so then I assumed it was about me. Because I kind of rule. 

You all had some pretty great team names last night. I love that one team does not know how to spell Jell-O. It's not spelled Jellow. But points for trying. There was another team that had Buffalo in their team 8 times. That was fun for RJ. You guys really gave him a hard time.

There were SO MANY of you! And everyone was really rowdy. That happens, and it's fun. No one was being a dick or anything. At least no one told me, so I take that as good news. 

Sorry the video round was all cray. We did our best! And what else would you name if there is only one person in the clip? I did not take the door from the Shining as an answer. Even though that was kind of hilarious. 

Anywho, WE WILL BE HAVING QUIZ NEXT WEEK, and I will be hosting again. Yay!
Have a good rest of the week!
Chels and RJ 

PS sorry there are not that many photos, we were running late! But RJ and his two beards got a little photo shoot.

Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:55 AM, November 13, 2014
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Fuck Fuck Goose 84

V cubed 83

Ladies and the Tramp 82

Code 99 in Progress! 80

Oh, You DO Know Betty Blackwell? 78

4th Place 77

Rick Perry's Backdoor 77

Rejoice in Quizzery 76

Strawberry Shortcake w/o Gwen is Like a Lander w/o a Harpoon 75

Greg Abbot Stands for Nothing 74

My Parents Better Not Hook Up Tonight 74

Whiskey Quizness 74

Why Does Tom Cruise Wanna Control the Internet 74

Philae Cheese Steak 70

Cali Pigeon 69

Yo Mama So Fat?.I'm Gonna Send a Robot to Harpoon Her and Take Rock Samples From Her Surface 69

Murder in the 5-8 65

Team Friendship 64

Tom Selleck's Mustache 64

Fuck You, Pay Me 60

Throat Punch OKC 60

Quizzly Bears 59

Runaway Dragons 56

Team Awesome 54

Ray Rae 53

Elmo n Friends 50

Viva Zapata 36

Degenerates 25

Roy + Mel 8

King Of The South


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Mondays at 400 Rabbits 8:00 Tuesdays at Moontower Saloon 8:00
RJ (King Of The South)

Hey yo. I'm RJ. The Urge. R-Jizzle. I'm a transplanted Austinite, originally hailing from Clarksville, Tennessee. I was educated at a school where it's perfectly acceptable to show your Peay-ness. I'm your typical sports fan. (Soccer being my sport of choice.) Cereal is my favorite food, simply because you can eat it at any time of the day. And it makes milk totally flavorful and drinkable.

I'm a total nut for pop culture...movies, music, books. I try to take as much of it in as possible, regardless of how it eats into my daily responsibilities. I'm still a video game nerd, although there isn't a lot of time for it nowadays. I'm a shameless fan of reality television and I once made it through the first two cuts of casting for The Real World. But, alas, I wasn't emotionally challenged enough to make it all of the way.

Professional wrestling is still real to me.  

A change in Thanksgiving plans means this was the last week for me taking over QM duties while Evelyn is out on hiatus. So in addition to the fun fact I gave you last time, I figured I'd share the life event I'm probably most embarassed about. 

RJ Fun Fact #2: I once auditioned for MTV's The Real World and made it through the first two cuts. 

I'm not really sure what made me drive up to Nashville on a Wednesday morning to line up outside of a dingy, billiards bar wearing a pair of skinny jeans. But I did it. And I found myself in a room full of the most pompous bros and awful girls I could ever imagine. I made up some terrible story/lie about a misguided childhood and played the part well enough to make it through the group interview. I then had to fill out a 30 page questionnaire that asked me questions about my sexual past, drug use, and record in back alley fights.

I once again used flowery language and bits of the truth to worm my way through this round and made it to one-on-one interviews. It was here that they discovered I was really just a video game nerd who didn't really drink and still lived with his parents. I didn't get cast. Also, I never watched the show again. MTV sucks. 

The cold weather brought everyone inside for quiz tonight and we had a grand total of 29 teams. Stephen Colbert fans had a lot of fun in the first round, while myself and all of the other a capella fans got their time in the sun in Round 2. After a third round about famous movie opening lines, we found out there were a lot of space harpoon teams names and Ray Rae, the cutest damn couple ever. 

The theme of Round 4 apparently wasn't obvious enough, even though I repeated Pie-Curious countless times. We're very literal with our round titles. Trust me. The patriotism of our teams shone through as the majority of teams bombed the round on British things. This was followed by a video round where one team confused Marlon Brando and/or Michael Jackson with Freddy Krueger. Now that I've had time to look at it...I can see why the mixup happened. 

After the final round (where we all found out that Dr. Seuss once illustrated a book called "Boners"), we had one of our famous ties at Mister Tramps. They seem to happen more often at this venue than anywhere I else I quiz. After the tiebreaker question, Ladies and the Trampfinished in 3rd. V Cubed was slightly less worse at sports questions and got 2nd. House regulars Fuck Fuck Goose finished at the top once again. 

See you next week!

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