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The Highball
1142 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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1:10 AM, December 18, 2014
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Mind Grape Collective 86

Seth Rogen's Couch Pulls Out, And So Does Sony 79

Kim Jong Cunt 76

Kim Jong Unstoppable 71

Poker In The Front, Liquor In The Rear 70

Don't Dallas My Cuba 70

The Cheese Sits Alone 69

Raging Capital 66

Neil DeGrasse Tyson's Black Hole 65

My Couch Pulls Out, My Dad Doesn't (Clearly) 64

James Bondage 61

HBD Tina 58

Kurzner's Kids 56

The Arlen Gun Club 56

Boss Moss 55

*Fart Noise* 50

Dollar Dollar BilÉbo! 46

Sexy All The Time 35

Jingle My Balls 27

Google Fiber Austin 19

Shelby


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Hi!  I'm Shelby and I am an actress and comedienne (and, as you could probably assume, a quiz-masterette for Geeks Who Drink).

I'm a Gemini and 99% of my diet is either chocolate or hummus (though not at the same time.  Wait a second - hmmm...) and I also host a weekly Stand-Up open mic and study improv at Hideout Theatre.

AKA - I'm extremely indecisive and refuse to make up my mind.  But I have a fun time and look good while doing it!  (So I'm told.  Not being arrogant here.)

I also really enjoy proper grammar coupled with sailor-mouths.
It's a thing.


Cheers and looking forward to Quizzing you sometime soon!
-S

Hello everyone (who is reading this, at least) again!!

Shelby here, just recently back from The (Lovely) Highball after getting a drink (or two) with a wonderful player.  But - more on that later!

We had a lovely GWD-Fest tonight to bring in the holidays!  An intricate Visual-Round that bled together the normal visuals with the-game-of-Life and covered with extra you-better-not-fuck-up!  Plus Fibrous Google and their swaggin' as some prizes, and lots of other great things.

One of these "great things" was the team names - which, some of the most ridiculously offensive-yet-great batch of which I have come across since my subbing stint began - it was wild.  Some things about pull-out-couches, and others about Kim Jong's what-have-you - all proof of how sassy and savvy our amazing players are!  I always get giddy at the opportunity to witness such things, and then announce them over a microphone to hundreds of strangers.  So thanks, y'all, for such a beautiful opportunity.

Another was the Christmas Cards we had people make - to which we also appropriately reffered as "Holiday Cards" because melting pots and America.  One such person took advantage of such broadness and chose the holiday of Valentines and made me (ME??!?!?!!!) a spectacular Valentine's Card featuring wine and intimacy issues and honesty, and it is now hanging on my fridge.  (Also, extra kudos to Kim Jong Unstoppable!! - eek!)  We also had a much-detailed Shaft-Christmas-Tree (and I'm not talking about any Isaac-Hayes reference) with appropriate shadowing (I made sure), who won the overall contest.  However, I did grab a drink post-quizzing with the former, so I think it's fair to say we had two winners
(…at LEAST, since all cards made James and I giddy and everyone figuratively wins, yayyyy!)! 

So a lovely way to wrap up a GWD-year at The Highball, and excitement for how many more shenanigans await in the new year!  (..as well as for how many more weeks I get to sub ands enjoy the every-lauded-after eggplant dip, YUMMMM.)

Xs and Os, y'all!
Shelby

PS:  Happy Birthday, Tina!!!!

The Highball
1142 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:18 AM, December 11, 2014
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hotboys69@sex.com 75

James Bondage 73

Don't Forget The "H" 73

John + James Are The New Chelsea + Evelyn 73

Taylor Swift Jerks It Off 72

Cosby Roofied Me 69

Zack Attack 68

I Live In a Van 68

Good Thing We're Pretty's 67

Tortured Pun 65

Daily Living Project 64

No Bull 60

Sleigher 58

Quiz-atz Haderachs 58

We Got Drunk With Krampus 56

Abu Ghraib Waterboarding Team 56

My Friends Are Coming 54

Fierce 53

Snowcaps, Perhaps? 48

Ian's Birthday Groupies 38

The Yeeaaahs 7

Shelby


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Shelby ()

Hi!  I'm Shelby and I am an actress and comedienne (and, as you could probably assume, a quiz-masterette for Geeks Who Drink).

I'm a Gemini and 99% of my diet is either chocolate or hummus (though not at the same time.  Wait a second - hmmm...) and I also host a weekly Stand-Up open mic and study improv at Hideout Theatre.

AKA - I'm extremely indecisive and refuse to make up my mind.  But I have a fun time and look good while doing it!  (So I'm told.  Not being arrogant here.)

I also really enjoy proper grammar coupled with sailor-mouths.
It's a thing.


Cheers and looking forward to Quizzing you sometime soon!
-S

Hello again!  Shelby here, after another substitute-mission for James.
I know what some of you are thinking - Three times in four weeks?  What, are you going to be back next week?

The answer to both of these is - yes!

To be honest, I've been beating up your lovely regular-hosts every week because, ever since my first subbing experience, I fell so in love with The Highball's eggplant dip (the crackers that come with it make me feel like the classiest lady on Earth), but I alternate between them so's to not look sketchy.  Except I just revealed everything, SOOOO - keep it on the DL for me, please?

Last night's quiz had lots of good!

Someone informed us that it was actually ADAM SANDLER who starred against Zooey Deschanel in 500 Days of Summer, and we also learned that if you think Scrooge McDuck is the same as Donald Duck, then your childhood must have been pretty screwy (totally different manners of speaking between the two, y'all).

We also got to watch some so-bad-it's-so-good overdubs of some of our favorite films and found out that Taylor Swift is a fire-catcher who jerks off.

We learned lots of stuff!!

The team whose name I could never announce without giggling reigned supreme, and we had a three-way tie-breaker for second (to become second and third and runner up) that was demolished via Rock, Paper, Scissors, SHOOT!  Remember the beat for shoot, y'all.

So lots of fun, lots of class, lots of sass - another perfect Wednesday eve at The Highball!  Apparently I need to beat up John again next week, so see y'all there again soon!

 

Shelby

The Highball
1142 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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1:30 AM, December 04, 2014
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The Small Faces Got A Little Smaller 84

The Yard Babies 81

Think Tanked: Woo! 80

The Mind Grape Collective 80

More Google Fiber In Your Diet 76

The Trivia Awakens 75

Wanna See My Fiber? 74

Cosby Mysteries: SVU 73

Last Place Or Bust! 73

Chaos Monkees 73

And Tied for 13th isÉ 72

Shooting For Third 71

The Google Fiber Regulars 69

Larry Needs To Learn How To Respond to Email! 67

Disheveled Lesbians 52

Cosby Roofied Me 52

J Squared 51

Penis Flytrap 51

Ritz Bitches 50

High As Balls 48

Notorious B.A.G. 41

Vaginamite/Vagina Wine 41

Ivan Sucks 39

Team Rusty 39

Jun-bird 30

Blue Man 14

James Sterling Pound


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Mondays 8PM @ Kick Butt Coffee, Tuesdays 8PM @ Pinthouse Pizza, Wednesdays 7PM @ The Highball
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Hey hey hey Highballers! Thank so much for joining us last night, y’all were a blast! Yup, ol’ John-boy was off somewheres else last night, so Jimmy-P had the reigns (but kept it lengthy in true JWS/Highball fashion), but we got to hang out with the incomparable Shelby Graham! She’s new to the GWD fold, but is already a shinning star (at least to me). Once she gets a venue of her own you should go see her. Unless it’s on Wednesdays. Don’t cheat on us.

Tonight we saw all manner of oddities. Babies born with headless bats in hand, !@#$%^&*, tiny balls, Wheelchair Jimmy, Samosas filled with shit, and Fergie (A human Samosa filled with shit, funny enough). We had some nibbles while watching people compete on the boob-tube. Got wet at the cinema and got random with Kirstie Alley, Beetle Bailey, and all the Presidential Jameses. Maybe Pound will one day be answer to that question too! Who am I kidding. Look at the name of the company I work for. Look at the backlog of our pictures. I could never run for public office, let along President. (Now Vice Pres, that’s a different story…)

Thanks for sharing your “talents” with everyone, you eager five. From rapping to making your body do things it shouldn’t really do, our showcase had everything. And by everything I mean those two things. In the end our Disgruntled Lesbian duo had the flow the audience dug the most and went home with tickets to the Action Pack Xmas Pops SingAlong. Good job gals. I hope Neal’s head is okay being stood upon and all (worth it). Thanks once more to Shelby! John should be back next week. I’m sure he’ll drag out the Google Fiber bit even more than me. Something to look forward to!

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