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Jax Neighborhood Cafe
2828 Rio Grande St
Austin, TX 78705
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10:14 AM, August 10, 2012


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Self-Defense for Shut Ins	72

Cackling Grackles	49

Me A.K.A. Me	36

the one where i type with one hand

Samantha "Cuntpunt" Perry

I think you're the bomb.com.

Oh, and DAMN look at that high score. Crackling grackles, I think we need to have a talk about when to use the joker ;)

OMG we had such a good time! I pooped glitter and rainbows! Everything was the best ever and went so great! I'm so happy right now I could hug a dolphine underwater and hope that he takes me to the cave where he keeps all of his magical treasure!

Jax Neighborhood Cafe
2828 Rio Grande St
Austin, TX 78705
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8:23 AM, August 03, 2012


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I'm not the gynocologist, but I'll take a look	78

Bag of Dickbones	74

The League of Extraordinary Genitals	72

The U.N.	70

2 Guys, a girl, and a pizza face	62

Vince	61

Putting the Bad in Badmitton	51

Cacking Grackles	45

Team Awesome	44

The B Team	39

If you want me to notice it, you've got to put it in my face

Samantha "Cuntpunt" Perry

JAX!

Thank you all for letting me crash your quiz, now on Thursdays! Josh had some thing to do--I saw him after the quiz and he said he missed you all. However, I did bring a nice beer token to make sure you could remember him.

Also, remind him to get a pencil sharpener, or maybe you all should start bringing your own--OOOOO or sharp knives! You could all learn to whittle little tips onto your pencils!

Either you guys are geniuses, or this quiz was easy. I prefer to think the former. However, I think we all discovered that you guys don't know much about what is or is not in a courtroom. Also Judges Eats Gavels are definitely not bible books. Except for judges. Also Exodus is a noun, not a verb--good try though!

Also, no need to put question marks behind your answers! Be assertive! "Corky...Romano...???????" was actually correct!

You've GOT to put those answer sheets in my face or I will not see/score them and then I'll make a fool out of myself for asking for your sheet again. Just put your sheet in my face. That's all I ask. Ever.

Alright friends, Thank you for not stealing my shit, and for the pictures. I am enjoying them immensely.

Josh'll be back next week, and until then--stay cool, JAX.

Samantha

Jax Neighborhood Cafe
2828 Rio Grande St
Austin, TX 78705
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2:45 PM, July 27, 2012


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Sky Pony	73

Chicken McMuppets	67

In the Lead With 10,000 Points: Last Call	61

Swamp Donkeys	59

Analrapist	48

Cackling Grackles	44

Not Last Place?	42

Loose Motions	39

I Eat More Pussy Than Cervical Cancer	28

Homeless Republican	4

Homeless	3

Sake Bombs Were a Bad Choice

Kavi

Woe to the forlorn quizzers (there must have been at least a few of 'em) who showed up to JAX on Wednesday night hoping to regurgitate useless facts for free beer and the approval of a man who does Christina Hendricks better than Geoffrey Arend. Still coming down off the high of last week's Arrested Development quiz, everyone's favorite Neighborhood Cafe proved last night that Thursday is the place to be. Also, it's at 8:30, not 8:00. Apologies for any confusion.

I very much appreciated the welcoming nature of the JAXers toward a lowly substitute Quizmaster. I also appreciated your appreciation of that one New Pornographers song I played, speaking of hot red-haired bitches. No thanks to the douchenozzle who yelled out the answer to the Grindr question in Round One. I hate having to ask y'all to spell.

Proving once and for all that wonders, in fact, will never cease, we had plenty of teams who guessed that the U.S. was among those countries whose national anthems were played in Round Seven. I don't know about you guys, but I've watched enough Astros games to supply a Lake Titicaca-sized pool of tears and distinguish my homeland's theme music from that of all the other lame-os who are gearing up to lose the Olympics this weekend. Beach volleyball, amiright? Titties.

A huge kudos again to the dude who came all the way from Seattle on a Geeks-themed road trip and suffered miserably at the hands of what I thought was an exceptionally tough quiz. I may never remember his name, but I hope he enjoys his bacon-flavored lollipop and is at least able to revel in the fact that I Eat More Pussy Than Cervical Cancer, as a team name, gave me more than one hearty chuckle. Thanks again for accepting me and my short skirt, and I'll see y'all around.

Oh, and here's the Facebook page again. Get on it!

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