Jax Neighborhood Cafe
2828 Rio Grande St
Austin, TX 78705
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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Scores
| Dead Baby Shower | 75 |
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| Clench Up, Legolas | 68 |
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| The Meat-Spin Doctors | 67 |
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| Bullied by Romney | 65 |
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| Exit, Pursued By a Bear | 63 |
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| And Stop Calling Me Shirley | 61 |
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| The Earl of Oxford | 61 |
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| Adventure Team w/ Finn & Jake | 52 |
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| Cereal for Breakfast | 44 |
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Joshuay

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Quiz Schedule
Opal Divine's Penn Field - Saturdays, 10pm-Midnight
Frontier - Mondays, 8pm-10pm
JAX Neighborhood Cafe - Wednesdays, 8pm-10pm
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Josh (Joshuay)
Josh Wittge is an animatronic talking bear which was created by Ken Forsse with later assistance by Larry Larsen and John Davies. Josh Wittge moves his mouth and eyes via a standard cassette tape deck built into his back. Later versions would use a digital cartridge in place of a cassette. At the peak of his popularity, Josh Wittge became the best-selling toy of 1985 and 1986, and the newest version was awarded the 2006 Animated Interactive Plush Toy of the Year by Creative Child Magazine.
Josh enjoys table tennis, lunch and Crimean War renactment. He lives.
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I love it when you guys cram JAX patio full of gorgeous people who laugh at my jokes. We need to keep doing that. I wish there were a way to get me out on the patio to host just so I could feel a little bit closer to the action... such as it is. But yeah, for now, come give Brandi a smile and your order at the bar.
I had fun with you guys tonight! The Duh round was a little mean, but you guys kicked the audio round's ass. It was apparently somewhat difficult to tell Egon Spengler from Adam Savage... except for one being ginger and one being fictional. That's fine though, I suppose.
Remember, kids: Facebook and Spotify. See you next week!
-Your friendly neighborhood quizmaster,
Joshuay
Jax Neighborhood Cafe
2828 Rio Grande St
Austin, TX 78705
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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Scores
| Dude, North Carolina is so? gay | 81 |
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| Gatti Light | 74 |
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| Clench Up, Legolas | 72 |
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| Saucy Lackeys | 71 |
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| Mewo Mix Competative Eater, Kobayashi Maru-cat | 66 |
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| Only Pretending to be Michelle's Friends So We Have an Excuse Drink | 64 |
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| Princesses! | 64 |
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| The Scientists | 63 |
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| I Am a Fluffy Bunny | 53 |
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| Ravi | 26 |
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Joshuay

Twitter Facebook Web
Quiz Schedule
Opal Divine's Penn Field - Saturdays, 10pm-Midnight
Frontier - Mondays, 8pm-10pm
JAX Neighborhood Cafe - Wednesdays, 8pm-10pm
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Josh (Joshuay)
Josh Wittge is an animatronic talking bear which was created by Ken Forsse with later assistance by Larry Larsen and John Davies. Josh Wittge moves his mouth and eyes via a standard cassette tape deck built into his back. Later versions would use a digital cartridge in place of a cassette. At the peak of his popularity, Josh Wittge became the best-selling toy of 1985 and 1986, and the newest version was awarded the 2006 Animated Interactive Plush Toy of the Year by Creative Child Magazine.
Josh enjoys table tennis, lunch and Crimean War renactment. He lives.
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JAX was amazing tonight! The weather was gorgeous and Art's Rib House was back in the itchen serving up delicious dinner! And then I had a nice, full blog typed out before I closed the window. Herpin, and derpin, all through the night.
The Ken Jennings round was fun, and I loved that there were so many of you guys out tonight! The patio was damn near full of gorgeous, lovely, quizzing people. Bring mroe friends next week! Let's pack the place! And of course, attractive gay boys are welcome in droves. Remember to check out the Facebook page for between quiz funtimes, blog updates, full size pictures, and the Spotify playlist!
-Your friendly neighborhood quizmaster,
Joshuay
Jax Neighborhood Cafe
2828 Rio Grande St
Austin, TX 78705
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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Scores
| The Teamsters | 73 |
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| The Sarcastic Handjobs | 70 |
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| Put a Gun to Your Chest and Seau | 58 |
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| Geeks Who Streak | 55 |
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| Elissa, Victoria, and Frank Suck | 53 |
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Joshuay

Twitter Facebook Web
Quiz Schedule
Opal Divine's Penn Field - Saturdays, 10pm-Midnight
Frontier - Mondays, 8pm-10pm
JAX Neighborhood Cafe - Wednesdays, 8pm-10pm
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Josh (Joshuay)
Josh Wittge is an animatronic talking bear which was created by Ken Forsse with later assistance by Larry Larsen and John Davies. Josh Wittge moves his mouth and eyes via a standard cassette tape deck built into his back. Later versions would use a digital cartridge in place of a cassette. At the peak of his popularity, Josh Wittge became the best-selling toy of 1985 and 1986, and the newest version was awarded the 2006 Animated Interactive Plush Toy of the Year by Creative Child Magazine.
Josh enjoys table tennis, lunch and Crimean War renactment. He lives.
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So the head chef was out passing kidney stones tonight, which just mean we all drank more. Which in turn made me that much funnier. And I'm pretty ok with that. Because my jokes were kinda lame tonight, but you laughed at them all the same.
And I got complimented for my "southern accent" for every time I said "I love my dead gay round!" a la the film Heathers. Bitch, I trained long and hard to get RID of that accent, I damn well better be able to replicate it whenever I want to. Seriously. Get me drunk and I sound like Shirley Maclaine in Steel Magnolias.
Also, MATT DAMON.
So yeah, that's quiz tonight. Bring some friends next week. If we can get up to ten 3+ player teams, maybe I'll do something crazy like quiz topless or quiz in drag or something. I dunno. Could be fun, eh? BRING IT. Also - FACEBOOK.
-Your friendly neighborhood quizmaster.
Joshuay