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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX 77006
Thursdays: 8:00 PM
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5:58 AM, April 11, 2015
She's a Nice Lady 73

Mr. Worldwide 62

New Bluebell Flavor: Listeria Sherbet 61

Twat Waffle 61

Big Stick Bandits 53

The Puck Stops Here 53

Terrance & Philip 52

The Beerkats 50

Columbus Blue Ball Bearings 48

Just Dumb Enouf 47

Lidstrom Lovers 46

Aaron Hernandez in an SUV, K-I-L-L-I-N-G 40

I Like My Girls BBW 35

Maggie's Minions 33

Team Teal 28

America's Hat 24

Detroit Rock City 17

Georgia O'Queef 14



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It was another fun night at the MLP. That's going to be the last one for a few weeks, as we shut it down for hockey playoffs. I have no idea what to expect when all you rowdy hockey fans ain't there.

I have truly enjoyed working for y'all. There have been nights there that I would not trade for all the tea in China! This has been one of my favorite venues to work.

So don't fret, we'll be back after the Stanley Cup has been won, (hopefully by the Red Wings). There is still Quiz all over town if you need to get your fix, so don't stress. Maybe we'll even run into each other!

So that's it for me for now. Have fun watching the playoffs, and we'll see you in a few weeks!

The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX 77006
Thursdays: 8:00 PM
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10:43 PM, April 02, 2015
Twat Waffle 71

Hot Dog Handjobs 63

Dumpster Baby 62

An Italian, A Canadian, a Jew, and a Ginger Walk Into a Bar 61

Suck My Butt 61

Fuck Salt 60

Hashtag Boner Problems 59

2 Girls, 1 Puck 57

The Kalamazoo Impedance 57

First Place 54

The Rug Pissers 54

2+2=Chicken 52

Malaysian Frequent Flier Miles for Sale 50

Flying V 47

1 Rule: Do you Have Any Percocets? 42

Sexy Marco 42

Scheizen 40

Nine-One-Four 3



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I'm sitting here writing my blog while watching tv. I've got some Seinfeld episodes on my DVR. I never get tired of that show. I don't even care that it's nothing but reruns. It's one of those shows that will never die.

There's a lot of shows like that on my DVR. I could watch old reruns of Sunny all day long. Simpsons died a long time ago, but I still enjoy the old ones. Nothing new, only season 10 or earlier, (what are they on now, season 52?). Seasons 1-10 were the Phil Hartman episodes. Man I miss that guy.

There's a lot on TV nowadays I just can't stand. If one more person tells me how much they love Big Bang I'm going to scream! That show is pure shit. It's what dumb people think smart people are like. And I straight up wanna punch that one guy right in his stupid face.

So what do you think? What are your favorite shows? What shows do you hate? Tell me in the comments on the left, and we'll discuss it when I see you next Thursday at 8pm. Later!

The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX 77006
Thursdays: 8:00 PM
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5:08 AM, March 27, 2015
Diddle Her On The Roof 61

team teamwork 51

Dunder Mifflin A Team 49

I'm not Gay but $20 is $20 46

Duck Butter 41

Jeremy Clarkson's Punch Bag 40

Put The Biscut In The Basket 39

riot 36

The Guy In The Green Is Hot 34

I Don't Want A Large Farva 33

What Do Germans Planes And John Denver Have In Common 33

Drunk Kenny Rodgers Is My Spirit Animal 31

Kitten Mittens 30

Team RamRod 30

Bitch Please I'm From Detroit 25

Sabres Tank 22

the fellows 17

Two A Day Wreckers 13

Out For A Rip 11



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Ramey ()

I HATE MY PHONE! It is driving me crazy! It's newest trick is shutting off all by itself whenever it feels like. The battery already gives me problems. It doesn't hold a charge for shit. I guess I can't complain too much, it has given me almost 4 years of good service.

Yes, you heard correctly, 4 freakin' years! Of course, I'm also old enough to remember days without cell phones. Kids nowadays don't know the pain of having to use a pay phone. Hell by today's standards, what's a pay phone?!? 

And what's a 7-digit number?!? If that band had tried calling that Jenny chic today, they would be stopped by the operator telling them they must first dial the area code.

So maybe I'll go phone shopping soon and get a new one. Until then you can always reach me in person at MLP, every Thursday night at 8pm. See y'all then!

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