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Pinthouse Pizza
4729 Burnet Rd
Austin, TX 78756
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:04 PM, April 16, 2014
Putin on the Ritz (DQ) 81

Sansa Did It! 81

Vin Diesel's Raging Biceps 78

The Future Dr. Morgan's Birthday is Tomorrow 76

Purple Ninjaz 73

Why Isn't Nickelback on the Fake Band List? 69

Wizards 'N' Shit 67

I'll Service Your Internal Revenue 64

400,000 Gallons of Liquified Horse Meat 63


The Dougs 60

The Van Buren Boys 57

I Cast a Red Shadow EVERY Night 55

Magic Mike- XXL 50

Spoiler****** Dies 47

The Whistle Goes Wooo! 46

Globallers 45

Not Great, Bob 40

Ballsack Attack 30

The Cutie Mark Crusaders 29

James Sterling Pound


Quiz Schedule
Mondays 8PM @ Pinthouse Pizza Tuedays 8PM @ The Goodnight
James (James Sterling Pound)

James is a Movie Geek, Comic Geek, Music Geek, and Beer Geek.

Hello House Pint of the Pizza Realm! Good quizzin last night. Plenty of current events in team names, mainly of the frightening red moon or Game of Thrones spoilery type. What, no good airliner/vagina puns? Ah well. What we do?

Round One was ME's and ME's of fun! Or pounds and pounds. Well, really LB's and LB's, but... Anyways, in Round Two we suffered through the whiny intonations of Mr. Adam Durwitz covering some good songs. Did you know in the past that mop-headed douche has been romantically linked to Emmy Rossum, Mary-Louise Parker, Courtney Cox, AND Jennifer Aniston! What magical seducing powers lie within those nasty dreads? Round Three was for the dogs. And cats! When I came home my cat had a bezoar waiting for me. What a Bast-ard. In Round Four we found that many renowned authors spent time as a hobo. So aspiring writers, get thee to a train car and get inspired! If I had to rank the fake bands in Round Five I think it'd go:

1. Sex Bob-Omb
2. Stillwater
3. Zack Attack 
4. Scrantonicity 
5. Sadgasm
6. Timmy And The Lords Of The Underworld
7. Dingoes Ate My Baby 
8. Three Times One Minus One

Sorry for the low-ish ranking Timmy. But it is rad that one of your songs is available to play on Rock Band. Y'know, for people that play that game still...

Round Six eased us into the baby-makin music portion of the evening with all the smooth Wham jams I played. I hope those sensual sounds enhanced your pleasure at quiz. Thank YOU, ma'am! Round Motherfuckin Seven had some motherfucker impersonating Samuel Motherfuckin Jackson talking about motherfuckin Chick Flicks. You guys did pretty motherfuckin well on it. Finally we closed out the night with threequels, blood pudding, and MacGuffins. Just like every week.

Thanks again for being awesome! And bringing your awesome to quiz every week! We'll be back next Tuesday with more, until then be workin on your Night Moves. (And Night Cheese!) 

Let The Wookie Win: A Star Wars Quiz – May The Fourth!

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Pinthouse Pizza
4729 Burnet Rd
Austin, TX 78756
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:39 PM, April 09, 2014
We Don't Look Good Until Kim Jong-Un Says You Look Good 74

The Six Buttsketeers (3rd!) 69

The Dougs (2nd!) 69

Jaguar Sharknado 68

David S 68

Robert Lewis 66

Butts, Butts, Zagnuts 65

Coyotes 63

I Gave Up Lent for Beer 60

Obama 59

Unicorns Ate My Pizza 59

Drs. + Mike 58

Why Isn't Kenya Listed on the Visual Round 57

Orions Wang 55

Two Ladies and a Hoe 52

Davis is the Greatis 51

Sit Ubu Sit 51

The Dennis System 49

My HBO GO Account Was on MH370 46

My GPS Tried to Kill Me 46

Moose Green Ale Miller Miami 46

The Late Bloomers 45

Tiger Woods' Caddie 44

Sex Tornado 37

McBand 27

Overworked 27

Nudist Beach 25

Bottomed Out 16

James Sterling Pound


Quiz Schedule
Mondays 8PM @ Pinthouse Pizza Tuedays 8PM @ The Goodnight
James (James Sterling Pound)

James is a Movie Geek, Comic Geek, Music Geek, and Beer Geek.


Pinthouse! What up? It was good to be back to my normal self, I was out of sorts last week. But y'all were in rare form. Really, y'all are always awesome, so I dunno if I can call it rare really. But we did have a lot of fun!

We talked about TANGs both Pootie and Mus-, loved up on some boy bands (damn it's hard not to sing along!), Round Three was more or less fun, had an emotional Round Four, and Round Five took us back to presidential roots. Round Six talked a bit about the lovebirds Eva and Adolf and helped us fetter out the virgins with that Power Rangers question. Round Seven was a joke, mostly on you guys; three teams getting a zero for the round and only one team managed the highest of a six. Tough titty. Finally Round Eight hit us with Mycroft's Minecraft and some falsehood about our nations flag. One quizzer claimed that question wasn't worded properly and from that decided it was false. I claimed that she was drunk, and from that decided she was.

We had a tie for second place. We had a giant inflatable fat man. What else were we supposed to do?

Thanks so much again for coming out to see us last night! Good times. We'll see you all again next week, in the meantime, try and decipher these lyrics for me...

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Pinthouse Pizza
4729 Burnet Rd
Austin, TX 78756
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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8:57 AM, April 02, 2014
the 3 buttsketeers 89

molton ingot of meteor iron, jarvis 87

end the pledge drive 86

take this jorb and shove it (Dqed) 85

9 years of regret #HIMYM 84

the dougs 83

#hashtag 83

love stars 82

how I met your dead mother 81

weeaboo's revenge 80

nigel and the dingleberries 80

jake from state farm 76

what's in the box!?! 74

almost as good as gatti's 74

count rugen's 6 finger discount 72

tenacious turtles 69

thomas wilson V 68

a clockwork grapefruit 67

titty fuck 67

#poundtown, you look so different when you shave 62

pica 53

ginger pinchers 35

konkey dong 23

scrotey mcbooger balls the 3rd 20

know it all 17

The R-U-E


Quiz Schedule
Strange Brew -- Sundays at 7 The Iron Bear -- Mondays at 8
Chris LaRue (The R-U-E)

The warrior known now as Quizmaster Chris was born immortal in the Scottish highlands in the 1500's. He was able to keep his clan's secret for centuries until being discovered by Sean Connery in New York in 1985. LaRue escaped to live another day, and Connery played himself in the film adaptation of the encounter.


Quizmaster Chris loves Batman, tetrahydrocannibinol, Catholic whiskey, and anything covered in queso.

Hello Pinthouse!

Jesus tap-dancing Christ, in my nearly three years of hosting quizzes for Geeks Who Drink, I've not had an experience that comes close to tonight. And I've been onstage for two Geek Bowls! Thank you all for bearing with our April Fools' Day prank. I assure you, James is okay, and will be back next week.

It seems that April Fools' Day pranks abound, as we also did our quiz backwards! The usual 16-point Random Knowledge round 8 was presented first. Clever twist, or unecessarily confusing change? We'll let you be the judge! But really, it's mostly the latter. Is the visual round really round 4? But the answer packet says that round 5 is the visual round! What does "numberwang" mean?

Remember that this Thursday, April 3, is the date for Assemble! our first Avengers theme quiz. They're still making the movies, so I imagine this'll be a theme we revisit next year, but that will depend largely on our turnout. Remember it's $5 a person for everyone on your team, and the first-place prize will be ALL THE MONEY! We have a lot of Avengers prizes being donated by the wonderful people at Dragon's Lair Comics and Games, as well as a few provided by yours truly, there'll be a costume contest, and much more! Opal Divine's Marina, located at Mopac and Parmer Lane, quiz starts at 8, but get there early to register and get a good seat!

Thanks again for being good sports as we pulled a couple of jokes that were far funnier to the people pulling them than to the people on whom they were being pulled. As I said, James and Carlos will return next Tuesday, so be sure to tell them how much you missed them.

Be good to yourselves and each other.




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