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Little Woodrow's (Rice Village)
5611 Morningside Dr
Houston, TX 77005
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:46 AM, May 16, 2012
Scores
Yo Yo Mama Plays My Cello 74
Yo Mamma's teeth so yellow the bitch spits butter 73
Yo Mama's so old I told her to act her age and she died 71
Yo Mama's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks 68
Yo Mama's so fat the probability she occupies an arbitrary point in the room she's in is 1 67
Joey Clark has herpes 58
Our team is homeless 58
Mulatto Butts 58
Rolling Thunder, Hear the Lakers Cry 54
Yo Mama's like a bicycle 51
Turkey Tuesdays 50
Your Mom Likes Me Better! 50
The Dirty Mutherfuckers 50
After Prekneas, We Eat Belmont Steaks 47
Obama Yo' Mama 45
Yo Mama is such a whore they call her 50,000 shades of Grey 44
Blonde Something 40
Quizzed in my pants 28
Wayne's Wankers 16
Look When I Don't Respond To Your Text It Means NO! 5
Gym Class Zeroes 1
Yo Mama
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Tuesdays 8-10pm at Little Woodrow's in Rice Village 		Jared (Jared)

Hey Guys!

My name is Jared. My wife, Megan, and I moved from the Mid-West to Houston in 2008. 

Like so many who frequent there, we felt right at home at Little Woodrows in Rice Village and quickly became regulars. And that's when we first discovered Pub Quiz. The first night that we played, I decided I'd love to do that. So, I auditioned and here we are.

My favorite part of pub quiz is meeting all the players, especially welcoming new teams that join us each week.  So, if you're new to Pub Quiz, or if I haven't met you yet, come on up and introduce yourself the next time you play.   

Cheers

This week at Lil Woody’s Pub Quiz we celebrated Mother’s Day the best way we knew how. With Yo Mama jokes! That’s right if you weren’t there then you missed out on all the fun that was had. With rounds like Classic Horror Haikus, Apologetix music (look it up), Cheesiest Round Ever, movie love songs, and which of these things lasted longer than Kim Kardashian’s Marrage there was a lot of fun being had. BTW, for the love songs round none of the movies were pornos. Also, none of the questions were shorter than KK’s wedding. Womp-Womp

The Best Team Name Theme this week, as I previously mentioned, was Yo Mama and there were a lot of them to choose from. Hell, I’m not going to list them all, there were so many good ones. Look over to the left and tell me which ones you like by leaving a comment at the bottom of the page. The one I picked as Best Team Name was, Yo Mama’s so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. Congratulations guys and enjoy those free beers.

There were no solo players this week so no Han Solo Award. The T-Ball Beer Award went to Yo Mama is such a whore they call her 50,000 shakes of Grey. This award is given to the team that comes in next to last of all the teams that play all 8 rounds. Congrats gals.

We had several new people show up again this week. And there were a couple of them worth mentioning. Mulatto Butts, you guys kicked ass and would’ve scored well had you made it for rounds 1 & 2. We start at 8pm sharp. The Dirty Mutherfuckers came down all the way from the Woodlands. Thanks for playing! You guys had a lot of energy and were a lot of fun, hope to see you around again soon. And Joey Clark has Herpes, dude, Joey, get here on time next week will ya.

1st Place - Yo Yo Mama Plays My Cello – 74pts

2nd Place - Yo Mamma's teeth so yellow the bitch spits butter – 73pts

3rd Place - Yo Mama's so old I told her to act her age and she died – 71pts

Congratulations Wieners!

Best Team Name Theme for next week will be “Pun With Beer”. With Memorial Day only 2 weekends away it’s time to start thinking about BBQ’s and summertime beer.  Team that comes up with the best beer related name wins. Style or brand name. Domestic or Import. You get to choose, but choose wisely. If you pick a bad beer I might make you drink it.

See You Next Tuesday

Cheers

Little Woodrow's (Rice Village)
5611 Morningside Dr
Houston, TX 77005
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:47 AM, May 09, 2012
Scores
It Squirts Ink! 84
We don't always use contraceptives, but when we don't? 81
Screwing Peter North is a Longshot 80
We made a porn with Octomom?and it won an oscar for Best Score 73
Octo-Motherfuckers 73
Their Poo Smells of Hemmingway & Freedom 72
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I black out 69
The Wild Things (1) 64
They Spell "Team" with an "I" 62
Ocho Stinko 61
Not Interesting because I didn't read the BLOG 59
Team America (Fuck Yeah) 6+ 59
After birthing 8 kids, the firsting scene was a breeze 55
Deeper by the Dozen: 8 Wasn't Enough 44
I Don't Always Have Orgies, But When I Do, I Choose Octomom 40
Can Answer All Questions in One Word 28
I have 80 fingers inside me 17
Kingstun 15
Shake Weights II 11
Frisky Dog 8
Introducing the Fighting Gingers from the University of Little Woodrows
Jared


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Tuesdays 8-10pm at Little Woodrow's in Rice Village 		Jared (Jared)

Hey Guys!

My name is Jared. My wife, Megan, and I moved from the Mid-West to Houston in 2008. 

Like so many who frequent there, we felt right at home at Little Woodrows in Rice Village and quickly became regulars. And that's when we first discovered Pub Quiz. The first night that we played, I decided I'd love to do that. So, I auditioned and here we are.

My favorite part of pub quiz is meeting all the players, especially welcoming new teams that join us each week.  So, if you're new to Pub Quiz, or if I haven't met you yet, come on up and introduce yourself the next time you play.   

Cheers

Thank you for joining us at Little Woodrow’s in Rice Village on Tuesday evening. It was another fun night of Pub Quiz. What is Pub Quiz you ask? Why it is the perfect combination of higher learning and drinking. It is one of the few activities where you can show off how much you paid attention in school, and to entertainment such as music, movies, sports, and trashy magazines, and be rewarded with alcohol.

Every week I try to have a theme for you to create a team name around and give you prizes for the ones I like the best. I do this so that we don’t have 20 teams with the name “My Couch Pulls Out”, huh-huh-der. Yes, names like that are cute and clever the first time you heard them…8 years ago. But I know that you guys are better than that. So every week I challenge you to come up with your most witty team name using the theme.

This week was a little different. I had two themes which is something I very rarely do.

Since Cinco de Mayo, one of the most popular American Holidays, was a few days ago the first theme was “The Most Interesting Team in the World” where you came up with fun inaccuracies about your team. For the second theme I just couldn’t pass up that Octo-Mom made a porno. You were to make a title for her video nastiness.

As always you judge for yourself, but here are some runners-up that I liked.

For the first theme (XX): We Don’t Always Use Contraceptives, but when we don’t… / I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I black out. And Best Team Name for that category was I Don’t Always Have Orgies, but When I Do, I Choose Octomom.

For the second theme (Octo-Mom): Deeper by the Dozen: 8 Wasn’t Enough / I Have 80 Fingers Inside Me. And the Best Team Name for that category was We made a porn with Octomom…and it won an Oscar for Best Score.

1st Place – It Squirts Ink! – 84 pts

2nd Place – We don’t always used contraceptives, but when we don’t… - 81 pts

3rd Place – Peter North Longshots – 80 pts

This coming Sunday is Mother’s Day. So don’t forget to get your Mama a gift. It’s the best way of saying “Thanks for birthing me”. I suggest a homemade card with glue and glitter….they love those. Oh, and while you’re doing that come up with your best Yo-Mama jokes because that is the theme for next week.

In honor of Mother’s Day BTN theme next week will be one liners about Yo-Mama.

See You Next Tuesday

Cheers

Little Woodrow's (Rice Village)
5611 Morningside Dr
Houston, TX 77005
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:51 AM, May 02, 2012
Scores
Cap'n Crunk: Drunkatize Me Cap'n 77
More V's than P's (6+) 71
CTA 70
Duffman & Spiderpig 70
The Dicktits sans Danzig 70
Captain Do America & Smegmites 67
The STD six and the Abstinence Ed League 64
Gingerman Jared and the Jarhouse Jamboree 63
Wonder Wife 62
Fantastic Foursome 61
Where the Dark Cock Rises 60
The Super Cape Wearing Team with no name 59
Coon & Friends 59
Fox News 58
Los majos 58
The Superheroines: Stop or we'll shoot up 56
Shakeweights 53
The Igorant Apathetic 51
Jessica Simpsons' Ten Pound Baby 50
Will-I-Am 47
Kingston 43
Little Lebowski Urban Achievers 42
Bionic Where It Counts 34
You've Been Graced! 31
Henry's Heroes 21
We Score After The Game 13
Moberg 10
Team Loophole 5
Zoloft Man, Starring Morgan Freeman
Jared


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Tuesdays 8-10pm at Little Woodrow's in Rice Village 		Jared (Jared)

Hey Guys!

My name is Jared. My wife, Megan, and I moved from the Mid-West to Houston in 2008. 

Like so many who frequent there, we felt right at home at Little Woodrows in Rice Village and quickly became regulars. And that's when we first discovered Pub Quiz. The first night that we played, I decided I'd love to do that. So, I auditioned and here we are.

My favorite part of pub quiz is meeting all the players, especially welcoming new teams that join us each week.  So, if you're new to Pub Quiz, or if I haven't met you yet, come on up and introduce yourself the next time you play.   

Cheers

It was another action packed; fun-filled evening of quizary at Little Woody’s in Rice Village this Tuesday. The number of teams keeps growing week by week. I think there was a team at every table in the joint. You guys rock! With that many people playing we had zero complaints and zero problems, which means you guys do things right and everyone, especially me, appreciates that.

CJ started the quiz off right by listing some of his Pros & Cons, several of you called the right number on the audio round, and we even reminisced about our community college days. (sigh) We ended the night with some “Mother Fucking” Morgan Freeman movie clips and some rockin’ Random Knowledge where the debate was who would win in a fight between REM or Billy Joel.

So, am I the only person who thinks that Morgan Freeman ruined the movie Wanted? He’s a great actor, but didn’t it seem like every time he cursed there was awkwardness? When you watch the movie it looks like he was waiting to get smacked in the back of his head by his G’Ma or something for saying a bad word. He just didn’t make a very convincing badass and I’m calling raspberries on him. Your thoughts?

The Best Team Name theme was made up superhero names because of the debut of The Avengers movie. You might have had some favorites of your own but I picked these as my runners-up: Bionic Where It Counts / The Superheroines: Stop or we’ll shoot up / Cap’n Crunk: Drunkatize Me Cap’n / The STD six and the Abstinence Ed league / Fantastic Foursome. This week’s Best Team Name Award goes to Gingerman Jared and the Jarhouse Jamboree. Again, quizzers are playing up to the Quizmaster…and it works. If you don’t get the reason they won, read my Bio, it’ll come to you.

Congrats go out to Matt this week for already taking lots of Zoloft to battle his Quarter-Life Crisis and winning the Email Bonus Question. If you want to win cool stuff like Matt then make sure to give the Quizmaster your email address. And good luck to the rest of you who already get the question.

We had some great scores this week.  The obvious wieners of the night were Cap’n Crunk. In unofficial second place was More V’s than P’s but they had too many players and had to bow out. That left a 3-way (giggle) tie with 70 points to duke it out for the rankings from there. When it came time to do the pants off dance off, CTA was nowhere to be found. So it was down to two teams. After a quick “Price is Right” style of question it was Dicktits answer that was closest without going over to earn them 2nd place. And Duffman & Spiderpig was left holding the doughnuts with 3rd place.

1st Place – Cap’n Crunk: Drunkatize Me Cap’n – 77pts

2nd Place – The Dicktits sans Danzig – 70pts

3rd Place – Duffman & Spiderpig – 70 pts

Best Team Name theme for next week will be a one liner about, ”The Most Interesting Team in the World”. We’ve all heard or seen those great Dos Equis commercials about the “Most Interesting Man in the World” where they list all of the unbelievable traits about him. Well, here’s your chance to make up some unbelievable traits about you and your team. This weekend is another favorite US Holiday, Cinco de Mayo, and I’m sure you’ll hear a lot of them while you are out and about celebrating. The most original and funny wins.

Those XX commercials always remind me of all of the Chuck Norris Quotes. They do sound somewhat similar. So, let’s try something new. Leave a comment below explaining who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and The Most Interesting Man in the World. The one who has the best explanation will win a couple of beers on me next week.

See You Next Tuesday

Cheers

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