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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
15755 E Arapahoe Rd
Centennial, CO 80016
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:03 PM, April 23, 2014
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Condoms & Rattlesnakes: 2 Things I Don't Fuck With 70

Free OJ 63

I Polluted My Shorts For Earth Day 58

Chug Off Losers 56

Couch Pulls Out But I Wear A Condom 56

From Second to Last 53

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This is a bio:

I like to ride my motorcycle, even though other motorists scare the crap outta me.

I enjoy cooking, especially for friends. Alcohol is usually integral to this.

I read a lot, but mostly fiction. 

I have a crazy music collection. Music is awesome. Well, a lot of it at least.

I have seen tons of movies, and have a watched a few of those waaaay too many times.

I am just good enough at playing guitar to not completely suck at guitar.

I like getting to the tops of things, so climbing and hiking are my favorite outdoorsy stuff.

 

 

SCP-173 has gotten out of it's box. Don't close your eyes.

 

I can't think of anything to write about. It's the worst part about setting up in front of the computer, text editor open, cursor flashing. You want to thrill the masses with your razor-sharp wit, your impeccable prose, and yet, the pipes are dry. The ideas, when they do come, are not as good as they initially sounded, and so you delete, to make room for something better.

 

This is usually what happens when I try to come up with a witty team name. And then, to my dismay, a shiny idea bubble pops in my brain, spilling epiphany everywhere, and making me really mad that I picked something mediocre when this MAGIC was just waiting to be unleashed. Also, I never remember to write down that awesome team name, so this cycle repeats all the time.
  
I sat around for like twenty minutes in this manner, with no idea what to write about, until this song came up on shuffle. Thanks, Fatlip, for inspiring me to write about not writing. Now I have like fifty words down! I am "over the hump." I am "making magic happen". Yes. Yesssssss!

 

LET THERE BE RECAP!
You can tell who the Scrabble/WwF heads are, because they got 8s in Round 1. Chug Off Losers used their Joker in round 2, which gave them a pretty substantial lead. The rest of the teams were really close, with less than 10 points separating 2nd and last place. Round 3 was a Sooner & Later round, but nobody beat the standard maximum points.

 

Things stayed fairly steady score-wise until round 8. The Chug Off Losers were ousted from their position at No.1 right out of the money! Condoms & Rattlesnakes... moved into first, and Free OJ and I Polluted My Shorts For Earth Day claimed second and third prizes. Huzzah!

 

I've got some errands to run, so off I go!

 

See you next week!
Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
15755 E Arapahoe Rd
Centennial, CO 80016
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:23 PM, April 16, 2014
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New Spider Injected Mazda 6 79

The Garden Double Cross 53

Hera'n My Ass 50

Tax Day - First Time I've Been Screwed All Year 49

The Imagineers 49

This Tastes Like Roofies 46

Forest Hump 38

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Jeffrey effrey effrey ()

This is a bio:

I like to ride my motorcycle, even though other motorists scare the crap outta me.

I enjoy cooking, especially for friends. Alcohol is usually integral to this.

I read a lot, but mostly fiction. 

I have a crazy music collection. Music is awesome. Well, a lot of it at least.

I have seen tons of movies, and have a watched a few of those waaaay too many times.

I am just good enough at playing guitar to not completely suck at guitar.

I like getting to the tops of things, so climbing and hiking are my favorite outdoorsy stuff.

 

 

SCP-173 has gotten out of it's box. Don't close your eyes.

 

So, in round 7 last night, there was a lot of usage of the word "fuck". I'm gonna be honest -- fake Sam Jackson was nowhere near the level of cursing that manifests when one is trying to beat the chocobo racing game in Final Fantasy X. I spent a good portion of last night cussing every time I'd get to the end, and be only one or two seconds away form the goal. I'm surprised my controller is still a) in one piece, b) functional, and c) not covered in blood somehow.

 

Anyhow, lets talk quiz! Teams were neck and neck right out of the gate yesterday, with the exception of our winners, New Spider Injected Mazda 6, who jokered on an almost perfect round 2. After the first scoring break, though, most teams were only one point apart. 

 

Rounds 4 through 7 led to some funny stuff happening! First off, the esteemed Woody Guthrie was an answer in the first audio round, and also in round 4! This Tastes Like Roofies wrote in "you told us but we can't remember" -- I wonder why, guys!
Also, Round 4 is where I noticed The Imagineers started drawing Disney characters on their answer sheets. I thought it was a Joker at first, but it was Goofy. I'm including pictures on this blog, because I thought they were really good and they made me smile.

 

The Garden Double Cross performed solidly and were able to clinch second place. Remember how I said that the teams were really close at the beginning? Well, we had a three-way chug-off to determine the winner of the third place position. Interestingly, some teams go the mercenary route when it comes to the chug off, and it paid off in spades for Hera'n My Ass -- their merc killed that beer in less than three seconds. As I watched this happen, visions of "Beerfest" ran through my head, and the word "contender"… and then I gave the team their third place prize!

 

All in all, a great quiz. I'm going try to beat that dang mini game now. 

 

See you next week!

 

Long Live Yoshimi!
Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
15755 E Arapahoe Rd
Centennial, CO 80016
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12:04 PM, April 09, 2014
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Rosa Parks Shoulda Called Shotgun 72

United Skates of America 64

4 Incredible Facts About Asses 56

2's Company 51

Heavy Petting 43

We Don't Know Jack 41

Shakin' Titties 35

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Jeffrey effrey effrey ()

This is a bio:

I like to ride my motorcycle, even though other motorists scare the crap outta me.

I enjoy cooking, especially for friends. Alcohol is usually integral to this.

I read a lot, but mostly fiction. 

I have a crazy music collection. Music is awesome. Well, a lot of it at least.

I have seen tons of movies, and have a watched a few of those waaaay too many times.

I am just good enough at playing guitar to not completely suck at guitar.

I like getting to the tops of things, so climbing and hiking are my favorite outdoorsy stuff.

 

 

SCP-173 has gotten out of it's box. Don't close your eyes.

 

I learned a lot of new stuff last night! Like, it took Maroon 5 almost three years to get a prize for their song! Also, based on the fact that HP printer ink is one of the most expensive liquids ever, I now know my exclusive drink of choice when I strike it super rich. There is no way that could be a problem, because I'll be super rich! You can pay problems to go away!

 

The quiz was pretty good, last night. Rosa Parks Shoulda Called Shotgun took the lead with an early joker and held down first place for the rest of the night. United Skates of America locked down second place, and neither team budged for the rest of the night. A minor battle for third place between Heavy Petting and 4 Incredible Facts About Asses was resolved in round 7. 

 

Round 7 was pretty great, as I quite enjoy when jokes are told during movies. The Boondock Saints one was awesome, but the Aristocrats… Man, if you haven't seen that movie, you should. I was introduced to that joke when a buddy sent me the South Park version -- I thought it was just a really crude South Park thing, and then some google-fu showed me what it really was. The Aristocrats is probably one of my favorite documentaries, and a joke I need to tell more often, now that I think about it…

 

I am off to eat some loco moco for breakfast while I continue working my way through The Venture Brothers.

 

See you next week!
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