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Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
2306 Brazos
Houston, TX 77006
Wednesdays: 8:30 PM
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4:27 PM, May 16, 2013
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She Told Me It Was Razor Burn 83

Pinkly Tauruses 79

Cherokee-Lincoln Killers 77

Choppin' Boobs 70

How'd You Get The Beans Above The Frank? 68

I'd Rather Be Franklin & Bashed Than Lorena Bobbitted 68

Does Chaz Bono Have A Dick? 67

Paradise Lost 67

Screw This! 67

We Suck, But Mostly Brad 65

Waste Management 64

Baby Lost Back 63

Besties Without Breasties 63

Varys' Missing Testicles 53

Amy's Baking Company Says We're Right 52

Castration Nation 52

Groupo Balls (T-Ball) 49

I'd Play Doctor With David Tennant 43

Anal Kegels 39

Angelina Sunk Brad's Motor Boat 37

Two Of A Kind 37

We're Here For The Gangbang 36

Laura's Llamas 31

Jack 29

Shirtless Casual 23

My Little Epona's 7

Awesome 5

Texas Tygrr


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8:00pm on Thursday's at Little J's on Washington Avenue, Houston, Texas
Brent (Texas Tygrr)

I wish I could say I had crazy hobbies like naked skydiving (does naked camping count?), underwater shark impersonator, or snake charmer (I did play with a grass snake for an hour once), but I'm just not that interesting. Instead I'll settle with my actual lame hobbies like reading voraciously, taking tons on photos (including lots of "selfies", of course), and camping (I wasn't kidding about that). I love making thematic playlists and being a QM is a perfect outlet for that; I get to create new playlists every week. 

I'm sorta known for my nonsensical, made up words and random goofy sounds. I've been called weird more than once, I take it as a compliment. (But after attending two Geek Bowls, I'd say I'm on the low end of the GWD weirdness scale.)

I have a motorcycle (that I haven't ridden in a long time) and a cat named Zube (that I've never ridden) who likes to "assist" me when I'm preparing my quiz and creating my blog. I'm a proud native Texan, but I love to travel outside of our country within a country. 

Last night’s team name theme was called Junk Removal in honor of Angelina Jolie’s brave decision to undergo a preventative double mastectomy. But, at least she still has her luscious lips. We didn’t limit our team names to just breastesses, but all sorts of special body parts. The team names ran the gauntlet from boobies, to balls, manly parts, and even the behind sector. Y’all managed to bring it in the team names department, guys! Thanks!

 

Here are some of the best of the best:
She Said It Was Razor Burn (also the winning team last night)
I’d Rather Be Franklin & Bashed Than Lorena Bobbitted
Does Chaz Bono Have A Dick?
Choppin’ Boobs
Baby Lost Back
Angelina Sunk Brad’s Motor Boat
Varys’ Missing Testicles
Besties Without Breasties
Castration Nation (Thanks for the penises!)
Waste Management

 

We had an awesome crowd last night. 27 teams! Woohoo! Sorry about the technical difficulties with my persnickety laptop. I hope you enjoyed my extended playlist. I’ll be back next week with more awesome questions and no computer issues (knock wood).

 

Our rounds ran the gauntlet Duh! was Round 1 and included lots of (supposedly) obvious answers. Round 2’s music round had us Howling At The Moon. AwwOOoooo! Round 3 was an interesting Real or Shit round about Reddit; there are some crazy people on that website! Round 4 was called Ride That Fence and was all about borders while  the visual round 5 showed you a bunch of dudes’ backsides. Then we encountered the Devil in Round 6: Satanic Versus. Finally we ended the night with audio Faux-mericans and Random Knowledge.

 

Congrats to She Told Me It Was Razor Burn for edging out the Pinkly Tauruses for the top spot and to the Cherokee-Lincoln Killers for taking third place. Come back next Wednesday night at 8:30pm for another great night of Geeks Who Drink pub quiz!

 

Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
2306 Brazos
Houston, TX 77006
Wednesdays: 8:30 PM
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11:40 PM, May 08, 2013
Scores
Pinkly Tauruses 79

The Only Massacre Worth Celebrating 78

Snapchat Me Your Gato 77

May the 5th Shot of Tequila Go Down Smooth (Like Your Mom) 73

Most Interesting Man in the World 71

Frijoleros 68

10 Years of Bondage? Sign Me Up! 67

There's No Word for Fence in Spanish 63

Team Fuh-Hai-Ta's 53

I'd Rather Be Watching Franklin & Bash 51

Roses Are Red, Mexicans Are Brown 50

Tamales Tamales Tamales! 42

Banana Hammocks 40

This Is Our First DateÉ Tequila! 34

Call of Booty (Llama de Culo) 31

B Bunnies 25

Emily


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Hosting at Little Woodrow's Midtown, Wednesdays at 8:30pm
Emily (Emily)

Entering before you is your Emcee, Entrusted with Enlightenment, Education, and Entertainment. I am not your Enemy, and if you will Excuse this Egotistical Elocution, we may yet see Eye-to-Eye.

An Erstwhile Coloradan, I am your Empress of Edification, who Eschews the Elementary and Employs Einstein to great Effect. When Entrusted with the Ebb and flow of a quiz round, I place an Emphasis on Engrossing subjects, Excellent Enunciation, as well as Enjoying some Euphoric Effervescent Ethanols. I Encourage Equal and Even play and Entreat the masses to Ease their Exasperations and Embiggen their Education.

While all these Emboldened claims may Elicit some Edgy Excitement, I promise I am Even-keeled and Empathetic. Eloquent, Endowed, and Employed, you may refer to me simply as… Em.

That's me!

 

I've been hosting trivia for about a year now (although not with Geeks Who Drinks), and that is the first time I have had to sit down because I was laughing so hard. Thank you all so much for the great evening!

For being Texans, y'all seem too versed in the manboobs from R1. In R2, I wasn't surprised that people didn't know who sang Colors of the Wind, but it was interesting to see that most teams guessed that it was Celine Dion. R3 was not a terrible speed round, so good job keepin up with your news/news providers!

So... About R4. At worst, it tried your patience. At best, it got some laughs. Big shocker: I'm not the best at reading proper nouns out loud! Glad we got through that one; my ability to read didn't seem to mess up any scores.

And the first question in R6 is the one that made me lose it. Oninawa?? Oinkiwa? Good lord. What's scary is that I'm a freaking graduate student.

 

CONGRATS TO:

1st Place = Pinkly Tauruses

2nd Place = The Only Massacre Worth Celebrating

3rd Place = Snapchat Me Your Gato

T-Ball Award = This Is Our First Date… Tequila!

Best Team Name = 10 Years of Bondage? Sign Me Up!

Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
2306 Brazos
Houston, TX 77006
Wednesdays: 8:30 PM
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11:27 PM, May 01, 2013
Scores
The Chicken or The Egg 83

Bathroom Clowns 79

If You Aren't 1st, You're Last 76

If You're Not 1st, You're Last! 76

Jack 76

Do You See Hardin's Hard-On? 74

Hugo's Balls 73

Going Solo 70

1st Base Is For SuckersÉ Or Is It 3rd Base? 68

Sparkle Motion 67

Anal Sex Feels Like the First Time, Every Time 62

Tamales! Tamales! Tamales! 60

The Pinkly Tauruses Are Douchebags 59

Virgin Galatic Fight 55

The 1st Time I Learn About Sexual Innuendos It Was Being Shoved Down My Throat 52

Snakes & Condoms: Two Things I Don't Fuck With 44

The Walking, Talking Stephen Hawkings 36

Madness 21

Emily


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Emily (Emily)

Entering before you is your Emcee, Entrusted with Enlightenment, Education, and Entertainment. I am not your Enemy, and if you will Excuse this Egotistical Elocution, we may yet see Eye-to-Eye.

An Erstwhile Coloradan, I am your Empress of Edification, who Eschews the Elementary and Employs Einstein to great Effect. When Entrusted with the Ebb and flow of a quiz round, I place an Emphasis on Engrossing subjects, Excellent Enunciation, as well as Enjoying some Euphoric Effervescent Ethanols. I Encourage Equal and Even play and Entreat the masses to Ease their Exasperations and Embiggen their Education.

While all these Emboldened claims may Elicit some Edgy Excitement, I promise I am Even-keeled and Empathetic. Eloquent, Endowed, and Employed, you may refer to me simply as… Em.

...because if you're not first, you're last.

 

Thank all you lovely people for joining us for quiz tonight! We were very aware that there was a kickass game going on. Go Rockets!

Musicals, Jesus, butt-sex, and video game systems all in the same night? WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?

R3 was my favorite round, as I'm an ex-theater kid. I don't think many people shared my enthusiasm, however. R4 was all about the big J-man upstairs, and it was (of course) followed by Brent's favorite round which was all about getting it up yours.

Someone in the audience was apparently made uncomfortable by R4, to which I would like to suggest that next time, use more butter.

R7 was that audio round identifying the start up noises of game systems. And let me tell you, it really separates the nerds from the people-who-actually-got-laid-in-high-school.

We did have a three-way tie for 3rd place, so it came down to the team with the closest numerical answer to the correct number. Not to worry, thought! The two other teams won free drink tickets for their efforts.

 

CONGRATS TO:

1st Place = The Chicken or The Egg

2nd Place = Bathroom Clowns

3rd Place = If You Aren't 1st, You're Last

T-Ball Award = The Walking, Talking Stephen Hawkings

Best Team Name = The 1st Time I Learned About Sexual Innuendos It Was Being Shoved Down My Throat

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