What a sweaty night it was last night! All of the dogs didn’t seem to mind though. It makes me wonder what dogs would “say” about pub quiz at Little Woodrow’s Midtown if they could talk. "There’s an app for that!"

 The following is a transcript of what just one of the dogs thought about his trip to Pub Quiz…

Oh, my Dog! Oh, my Dog! Oh, my Dog! He got out the leash. I see it. He has the leash in his hand. Where am I going? Where is he going? Is she going too? OMD! I have got to pee on something I’m so excited! Out the door we go! Wait! Are those his KEYS?!? I really have to pee now! Look! It’s the car! My life is complete now.

 Oh, oh, oh, oh! Getting in the car we are. I’m so gonna climb into the front seat. She can sit in the back for a change. Oh, cats! She beat me. Oh, well. I wonder if he’s gonna roll down the window? He’s gotta roll down the window! (sigh) He did roll down the window. Woohoo! We are driving now! Did somebody have a hamburger in here? I smell pickles on the armrest. Ewwww! Wait! And cheese! I’m licking it. Okay. Okay. I won’t lick it anymore. She’s so bossy. Back to the window! My life is so amazing.

 Are we stopping? We are! Oh, yes! This isn’t the building where they poke me with needles! Yay! Where ARE we? Oh, I just can’t wait to find out where we are. I wonder if there’s food? I smell burned cow! Oh, is he gonna give me burned cow? We are going toward to smell. I wanna run, but he’s holding the leash too tight. Cats! Cats! Cats! Lemme run! Oh, we are at the burned cow place after all.

 There’s a big wooden yard here. OH! There’s another dog. Wow! This place is awesome! I wanna talk to that dog and sniff his butt, but she’s talking to other shes. Lemme go see that dog! The music is so loud! Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Oh! Here comes that dog. Yay! “Hi."
"Oh, hi!"
"Oh, you smell nice."
"Thanks! You do, too!"
"Do you have a ball?"
"No."
"I have water. Want some?"
"Sure.”  This dog is my new best friend!

 Wait! I wanna keep playing with my best friend. Please? Please? Please? Oh, well. He and she are with their friends at that table now. They suck. I wanted to play with that dog. He’s cool. Oh, some guy is yelling on a voice speaker wand. Quiz? What’s quiz? Oh, who cares? They won’t let me play anymore. I think I’ll go to sleep for a while. I’m tired. Why do I smell turtles? Turtles. Turtles. ZZZzzzzz….

Congrats to all the dogs and cats who came out for an awesome night at Geeks Who Drink pub quiz. You're all winners, but not as big winners as the Pinkly Tauruses, Stepped In Dogshit, and Toto Wishes He Was Still In Kansas. Come back next week for another great night of Geeks Who Drink pub quiz.

Last night’s team name theme was called Junk Removal in honor of Angelina Jolie’s brave decision to undergo a preventative double mastectomy. But, at least she still has her luscious lips. We didn’t limit our team names to just breastesses, but all sorts of special body parts. The team names ran the gauntlet from boobies, to balls, manly parts, and even the behind sector. Y’all managed to bring it in the team names department, guys! Thanks!

Here are some of the best of the best:
She Said It Was Razor Burn (also the winning team last night)
I’d Rather Be Franklin & Bashed Than Lorena Bobbitted
Does Chaz Bono Have A Dick?
Choppin’ Boobs
Baby Lost Back
Angelina Sunk Brad’s Motor Boat
Varys’ Missing Testicles
Besties Without Breasties
Castration Nation (Thanks for the penises!)
Waste Management

We had an awesome crowd last night. 27 teams! Woohoo! Sorry about the technical difficulties with my persnickety laptop. I hope you enjoyed my extended playlist. I’ll be back next week with more awesome questions and no computer issues (knock wood).

Our rounds ran the gauntlet Duh! was Round 1 and included lots of (supposedly) obvious answers. Round 2’s music round had us Howling At The Moon. AwwOOoooo! Round 3 was an interesting Real or Shit round about Reddit; there are some crazy people on that website! Round 4 was called Ride That Fence and was all about borders while  the visual round 5 showed you a bunch of dudes’ backsides. Then we encountered the Devil in Round 6: Satanic Versus. Finally we ended the night with audio Faux-mericans and Random Knowledge.

Congrats to She Told Me It Was Razor Burn for edging out the Pinkly Tauruses for the top spot and to the Cherokee-Lincoln Killers for taking third place. Come back next Wednesday night at 8:30pm for another great night of Geeks Who Drink pub quiz!

That's me!

I've been hosting trivia for about a year now (although not with Geeks Who Drinks), and that is the first time I have had to sit down because I was laughing so hard. Thank you all so much for the great evening!

For being Texans, y'all seem too versed in the manboobs from R1. In R2, I wasn't surprised that people didn't know who sang Colors of the Wind, but it was interesting to see that most teams guessed that it was Celine Dion. R3 was not a terrible speed round, so good job keepin up with your news/news providers!

So... About R4. At worst, it tried your patience. At best, it got some laughs. Big shocker: I'm not the best at reading proper nouns out loud! Glad we got through that one; my ability to read didn't seem to mess up any scores.

And the first question in R6 is the one that made me lose it. Oninawa?? Oinkiwa? Good lord. What's scary is that I'm a freaking graduate student.

CONGRATS TO:

1st Place = Pinkly Tauruses

2nd Place = The Only Massacre Worth Celebrating

3rd Place = Snapchat Me Your Gato

T-Ball Award = This Is Our First Date… Tequila!

Best Team Name = 10 Years of Bondage? Sign Me Up!

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