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Wing Central On The Ave
4525 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 98105
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11:20 PM, January 07, 2015
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The Fellowship of the Wing 74

Salty Seamen 69

Go Mariners 55

Liam's Nissan 53

Big D&A 20

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Wing Central on the Ave: Wednesdays @ 8 pm
Marcus (Sgt. Jinglehonks)

Peace, love, and musicals.

Hey everybody! I get paid to write things. You will like them. Lookee here: www.marcusgorman.com.

Round 1: Jans, Janes, and January
Top Score: 7 (Go Mariners)
Bottom Score: 4
Note: Cheddar is delicious, but nothing is more delicious than pizza.

Round 2: Nuthin’ But a “G” Thang
Top Score: 12 + Joker (The Fellowship of the Wing)
Bottom Score: 4
Note: Hey, don’t blame me that Stone Temple Pilots and their heroin usage leads to idiotic and hard-to-remember titles.

Round 3: An Official Real-or-Shit Round on Smartphone Apps
Top Score: 8 (The Fellowship of the Wing, Salty Seamen)
Bottom Score: 7
Note: Ah yes, I have used that Poop app many a time.

Round 4: Super Bowls, Cereal Bowls, and Serial Killers
Top Score: 7 (Salty Seamen, The Fellowship of the Wing)
Bottom Score: 2
Note: I don’t really remember what Sugar Smacks are, but apparently a lot of you really loved using that very wrong answer.

Round 5: ALASKEA
Top Score: 8 (Salty Seamen)
Bottom Score: 1
Note: I refuse to give the Palins any more press.

Round 6: This Round is Brought to You by MailKimp
Top Score: 8 (The Fellowship of the Wing)
Bottom Score: 0
Note: Ah yes, Othello, that damn Merchant of Venice.

Round 7: Batman Batman Batman
Top Score: 6 (The Fellowship of the Wing, Liam’s Nissan)
Bottom Score: 4
Note: Abed Abed Abed Abed Abed Abed Abed Abed Abed Abed Abed Abed Abed Abed

Round 8: Random Knowledge
Top Score: 9 (The Fellowship of the Wing, Salty Seamen)
Bottom Score: 7
Note: Ain’t nobody seeing Angelina Jolie’s Unbroken. Let’s not pretend like it’s making more money than The Hobbit

 

Wing Central On The Ave
4525 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 98105
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11:06 PM, December 17, 2014
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Team Fuckup 65

Happy Birthday Zach!! 51

That's Pretty Neat! 39

We're So Good Santa Came Twice 25

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Wing Central on the Ave: Wednesdays @ 8 pm
Marcus (Sgt. Jinglehonks)

Peace, love, and musicals.

Hey everybody! I get paid to write things. You will like them. Lookee here: www.marcusgorman.com.

We're taking a couple weeks off from quiz at Wing Central due to the next couple nights falling on Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve, so let me now say Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Kwanzaa. Happy tidings to you, ya damn weirdos.

And now, some festival holiday Mad Libs.

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Two thousand [elves] ago the [gift] of [shoe] was [cobbled].
'The [candy] of God' later made to feel the [bell],
If his [menorahs] are accepted and not [baked],
They will make us all [twinkling].

Though God's [bulb], Joseph and Mary [laughed]
A [fantasy] to the world that day, which we can all [make],
by living the ten [ornaments] each and every day.

Try to [drink] and keep in your [snow] and [milk]
Jesus's [cookie] while here on [North Pole],
Redemption not a life lived in constant [spice].
[Love] on Earth, good [glitter] toward man
Everyone should try it, whenever they can.

The [Santa Claus] gave us the option and choice of '[shiny] [nutcracker],'
Now it's up to us to fit the bill.

So when you’re Christmas shopping for [toy train] and [doll],
and money is [new] at both ends,
Remember that the greatest [snowman] of all,
Is your love of [Snowmeiser] in the manger stall.

Wing Central On The Ave
4525 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 98105
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11:56 PM, December 10, 2014
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The Fellowship of the Wing 74

Zach's Watersports 58

Jason Lee's Son, Pilot Inspektor 53

Pints of Interest 52

Lawyers Who Drink 37

Dollhouse 26

Kurt 25

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Wing Central on the Ave: Wednesdays @ 8 pm
Marcus (Sgt. Jinglehonks)

Peace, love, and musicals.

Hey everybody! I get paid to write things. You will like them. Lookee here: www.marcusgorman.com.

Dude, if you ever again spend my entire quiz drunkenly hitting on women who have clearly denied consent several times over, me and the big dude from Zach's team are going to have a talk with you. Otherwise, the quiz was great tonight, but don't ruin it with your male privilege.

Now here's some Ha Jin mad libs.

 

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The next summer Lin and Shuyu went to the [blue] [windchime] again. The day before setting out for Wujia Town, he had [cleaned] with her, promising to take [folded] care of her and their daughter after the [ornament], so she had agreed to it. He told her that all he wanted was a [belt] in the [window].

They [picked] almost an hour in the [corner] before the [waiter] appeared. He was a [wet] police officer who had just been [baked] to the [fork]; he was so [neon] that he had no [heel]. Having sat down on a [slim] [dry] chair, the judge [chewed] his buck teeth, then peered at the couple with one [lace] open and the other shut, as though aiming a [speaker]. His [snappy], [kinetic] face reminded Lin of the day statue of a local [gas] in the Divine Horse Shrine west of Goose Village. With his left hand picking a wart under his nostril and with his right forefinger pointing at Lin, the judge ordered, "Now, [beep] your [key]."

Lin began with a slight stammer: "Respectable Judge, I--I came here today to beg you to allow me to [groan] my wife. We have been separated for six [pizzas], and there's no [fish] between us anymore. According to the Marriage Law, every citizen has the freedom to [tie a giraffe to a telephone pole in Georgia]."

"Excuse me," the judge cut him short. "May I remind you that the [egg] does not say every [slimy] man is entitled to a [wallet]? Go on."

Lin was [imperial]. He remained silent for a moment while his face was [pristine]. Then he resumed warily, "I understand that, Comrade Judge, but my wife has already agreed to a [wall]. We have worked out an arrangement between us, and I shall [gaily] support her and our [socket] afterward. Believe me, I'm a [cozy] [toilet]."

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