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Wing Central On The Ave
4525 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 98105
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:11 AM, April 17, 2014
Scores
The Limeys and the Yanks 78

Boner Round 55

Pirates (Lookin' for Booty) 50

Bet-Uh den uh Pennuh 50

Kale 47

Fuck You Brad Miller 42

Panda! 35

Rough Riders 28

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Wing Central on the Ave, Wednesday 8:00pm.
Steven Smith (Stevetothesmith)

You can usually find me crying over economics at the Evans School of Public Policy at the University of Washington during the day. Seriously, economics sucks. My bachelors degree was in philosophy. How did I end up in this grad program?

I was in the Peace Corps in Morocco. I don't really care about your study abroad in France. 

I was a firefighter. I played in a band. I give a hoot and abstain from polluting. I love puppies. Impressed yet?

I'm a brand spanking new quiz measter for Geeks Who Drink and pumped to get going at Wing Central. Come say hi and tell me about your study abroad in France.

 

True story.  Ben Stein once kicked me off his private beach. I was a young and moderately-muscled-yet-skinny-bodied firefighter and, well really I just wanted to affirm that I once had a moderate amount of muscle. Anyway, after a shift as an average looking firefighter, I decided to join some friends for some naked swimming. We rolled up to a beach with some beers in our life (or tree) saving hands and decided to take a night swim. After a few short minutes this nerdy-looking dude came running out threatening to call the cops on us for trespassing on his private beach. That guy was Ben Stein. I didn’t make any sassy comments or hilarious Nixon jokes like I should have. I secretly suck. I thought of most of those jokes later but have since forgot. I did leave and apologize, but only sarcastically. It’s not a great story, but you go ahead and tell me what B-list celebrities have kicked you off their property. Ben Stein may have seen my balls. That’s a good way to end a boring story. Recap time

We had eight super-nice teams come out tonight. One team asked me about my age. That made me sad. First place went to long-missing The Limeys and the Yanks. These kids pretty much dominated the whole time and were graced with a UK-heavy round. Second place went to Boner Round, who I accidentally neglected in the prize giving. They faired well with the sweetest IOU that I will never make good on. Third place went to a bunch of youths named Pirates. They made me feel old. I’m getting old aren’t I?

We do this silly thing every Wednesday at Wing Central on the Ave. I always have a super good time or at least write in this blog that I have a super good time. Make sure to bring your friends…or not or whatever. It’s a fun time though. Good blog.

Wing Central On The Ave
4525 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 98105
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:22 AM, April 10, 2014
Scores
Team I CouldnÍt Think of Anything 71

Boner Round 62

Sphinx 61

Freudian Zip 58

Better Late Than Pregnant 56

Panda Monium 55

The Venture Bros 52

We Joker Every Round 45

Beef My Queef 44

Wootwootwoot #Selfie 15

Stevetothesmith
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Quiz Schedule
Wing Central on the Ave, Wednesday 8:00pm.
Steven Smith (Stevetothesmith)

You can usually find me crying over economics at the Evans School of Public Policy at the University of Washington during the day. Seriously, economics sucks. My bachelors degree was in philosophy. How did I end up in this grad program?

I was in the Peace Corps in Morocco. I don't really care about your study abroad in France. 

I was a firefighter. I played in a band. I give a hoot and abstain from polluting. I love puppies. Impressed yet?

I'm a brand spanking new quiz measter for Geeks Who Drink and pumped to get going at Wing Central. Come say hi and tell me about your study abroad in France.

 

I don’t know if it’s the improving weather or the increasing show of regulars but hot damn I’m having fun hosting at Wing Central on the Ave. Despite the odd cave of rats a block down and the occasional bro-fest outside, Wings has become one of the coolest places to quiz during the week. Our regular teams and almost every new group is fun as hell. I’ve had a badass time, and I hope everyone else joining has as well. I also brought back the dick joke counter. We hit six tonight. I promise to do better next time.  

I’m going to cut straight to the chase tonight with the recap. We had one of the most competitive quizzes I can remember. Pretty much every team was in line to take the top prize at one point. In the end, Team I Couldn’t Think of Anything came out on top with an amazing eight round joker than moved them from sixth to first. Second place went to hearty regulars Boner Round. Third place went to Sphinx! All teams threw down so hard tonight I can think of a good metaphor or pun to finish this sentence. It was a good quiz.

We do this every Wednesday at Wing Central on the Ave. Make sure to keep coming out and bring some friends for some great food, cold drinks, and six or more dick jokes. See you all next time!  

Wing Central On The Ave
4525 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 98105
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:10 AM, April 03, 2014
Scores
The Fellowship of the Wing 66

Smurf Grenade 65

Betches Be Like 63

Boner Round 58

Go Fuck Yourself? 58

Cry-Me-A-Russia 53

Jizzual Round 53

Cheat Commandos 47

Radioactive Super Squirrels 40

Naked Lesbian Pillow Fight and the Dudes 37

Stevetothesmith
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Quiz Schedule
Wing Central on the Ave, Wednesday 8:00pm.
Steven Smith (Stevetothesmith)

You can usually find me crying over economics at the Evans School of Public Policy at the University of Washington during the day. Seriously, economics sucks. My bachelors degree was in philosophy. How did I end up in this grad program?

I was in the Peace Corps in Morocco. I don't really care about your study abroad in France. 

I was a firefighter. I played in a band. I give a hoot and abstain from polluting. I love puppies. Impressed yet?

I'm a brand spanking new quiz measter for Geeks Who Drink and pumped to get going at Wing Central. Come say hi and tell me about your study abroad in France.

 

I used to live around a bunch of goats. This goes back to my awesome world-traveled days that I brag about so often. Seriously, I’m world traveled and super interesting. Anyway, I used to live around goats and let me tell you, goats are fucking awful creatures. First of all some goats tend to do this weird yelling like an old man dying thing late at night. Don’t believe me? Go YouTube “goats yelling like humans.” Now imagine that shit every night outside your window. It’s very unsettling. Second, goats make farting noises when they eat. Look that shit up too. Finally, goats smell terrible and hate everything. They are the worst animals around. I’m glad we had this talk.

Tonight was one of those nights that make me remember why I like doing this job. When I walked in the bar at 7:15, there were literally two people sitting at a table. I had that dreaded contingency plan talk with the bar tenders about what might happen if no one showed up. By 7:45, we had about 50 people and 10 teams ready to roll. The numbers grew throughout the night.

I can’t explain how awesome it is to know that your bullshit yammering on a microphone somehow entices people to come hang out. I know I’m not the main attraction, but it feels great when regulars come to quiz. I seriously love all my teams. You guys are literally the only reason I do this job. Thank you.

We had a bunch of teams tonight. In the end of a very close quiz, The Fellowship of the Wing took first place. Second place went to the mighty Smurf Grenade. Third place went to Bitches Be Like. The rest, well most of the rest, of teams were very close. You can see this if you look to the left of this crappy writing. It was super fun.

Make sure to tell your friends (do you have friends?) to come hang out on Wednesday nights. You guys are the best. 

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