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Wing Central On The Ave
4525 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 98105
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:00 AM, July 24, 2014
Scores
The Woo Girls 72

The Mighty Fighty Shushbugs 69

The Fellowship of the Wing 67

Blue Blaze Irregulars 67

Phillip Seymour Hoffman Trust Fund Kids 65

Whiskey Business 63

Fuck and the Ups 61

Team Dick 60

Boner Round 56

Kim Jong Unanimous 55

Side Salad 52

Something Clevre & Derogatory About Peavy 51

Kurt 41

British Canada 41

Team Ramrod 40

Bazinga! 12

THK 5

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Wing Central on the Ave, Wednesday 8:00pm.
Steven Smith (Stevetothesmith)

Without rules life would be anarchy. Anarchy is for kids graffitiing bathroom walls and protesting undergrads in Guy Fawkes masks. We at Wing Central on the Ave live by one simple rule of quizzing; don't be a dick. Those who dare challenge this rule through abnoxious answer shouting, cell phone answer checking and questioning Quizmaster will be swiftly dealt with. The punishment? Probably nothing more than public ridicule and fat shaming. Fat shaming is pretty much the only kind of shaming I'm allowed to do these days. If you can handle this rule, I welcome you to join our weekly quiz. I may even buy you a beer. I'm pretty fucking awesome like that.     

Well that title has absolutely nothing to do with the quiz, but that Aaron Carter song freaks me out. Let’s move on shall we? Tonight you kids wore me the hell out. We had 17 fantastic teams come out for an all out brawl of the minds. I don’t know what brought the masses tonight (probably me), but damn was it fun. Over half of the teams tonight have taken the gold sometime in the past year. This was a meeting of the heavyweights (no fat jokes) and it was a slugfest with both a tie and huge upset in the end. I’m done with this metaphor, so how about a recap?

Round 1 this evening asked you to dig deep and recall information from the past few weeks. You guys mostly killed it, mostly. I’m a big adherer to the “too soon” rule on jokes, so let me just drop some nouns (Gaza, Rupert Murdoch, Planet of the Apes, Michael Sam) and let you make the jokes.

Round two involved some songs that were really cleverly grouped together, but lost on the crowd who just wanted to hear some more Eddie Money. He’s performing at a Casino near you. The third round had you name a bunch of Hollywood dicks. I don’t mean that they are unfriendly people, they just all have penises and somehow make more money than any of the fairer sex. Weird.

Rounds 4 and 5 involved old things. A bizarre round on the paper clip from old Microsoft Word and some rock and roll art covers. Some of you did great, some of you did fantastically terrible. That, my friends, is in depth commentary.

The final rounds involved shitty endings, reality television and a whole both of random knowledge. I’m really impressed at how many of you knew the Clinton pets, and appreciate that those who did not gave the type of inappropriate answers I look forward to every year. I also enjoyed one team thinking that the “busty pop star” with the most Twitter followers was Justin Bieber. He has been going through some changes guys, lay off. It’s a magical time for his little body.

In the end, the Woo Girls took the top prize with a huge jump in the ranks due to some solid play and a well-timed joker. Second place went to Wings favorites the Mighty Fighty Shushbugs. They held the lead and lost by a million little cuts from the Girls. We had a tie for third between The Fellowship of the Wing and the Blue Blaze Irregulars. We usually have a rock-paper-scissors off for the tie breaker in such cases, but the Irregulars graciously gave the prize to the Fellowship.

We do this crazy little quiz every Wednesday at Wing Central on the Ave. I love seeing this swelling of teams in the hot summer months. Make sure to come cool yourselves off with a few beers and mediocre hosting. 

Wing Central On The Ave
4525 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 98105
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:00 AM, July 17, 2014
Scores
Never Gonna Quiz You Up 69

The Mighty Fighty Shushbugs 58

Maybe Last Place 56

Salmon Jizz 55

Charels is Dead to Us #Winkyface 52

The Wombat Regime 50

2 Girls 1 Guy 46

Army of Won 23

Nordwest 21

Espyonage 19

Stevetothesmith


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Quiz Schedule
Wing Central on the Ave, Wednesday 8:00pm.
Steven Smith (Stevetothesmith)

Without rules life would be anarchy. Anarchy is for kids graffitiing bathroom walls and protesting undergrads in Guy Fawkes masks. We at Wing Central on the Ave live by one simple rule of quizzing; don't be a dick. Those who dare challenge this rule through abnoxious answer shouting, cell phone answer checking and questioning Quizmaster will be swiftly dealt with. The punishment? Probably nothing more than public ridicule and fat shaming. Fat shaming is pretty much the only kind of shaming I'm allowed to do these days. If you can handle this rule, I welcome you to join our weekly quiz. I may even buy you a beer. I'm pretty fucking awesome like that.     

I’ve developed a theory about weather and guys walking down the street with their shirts off. At least ten people have verified what I’m about to tell you, and I challenge you to debunk this science. See, we are in what Seattleites consider a major heat wave. It’s almost reached or has brushed 90 degrees for several days now. Folks in this town are melting. I’ve seen more unwelcome nipples (men) than I can honestly appreciate. This heat wave hasn’t been the start of unwelcome man-nipples though. And this is where my theory comes into action.

At 70 degrees Fahrenheit, the first stage of shirtless men will appear. These men share an astonishing amount of similar traits, and I dare you to catch them in the wild. These 70 degreers will usually be slightly out of shape, wear loose jeans and some sort of boot. They may or may not either take their shirts off completely or hang their shirt around their neck for whatever reason. My guess is that the shirt around the neck is a symbol for other males to be aware that warmer times are coming. These men will also have bad tattoos.

At 80 degrees, less depressing figures may start shedding cloth. These not as disgusting looking males will usually be exercising and just fit enough to produce less vomiting, but still the same head shaking from those born in warmer climates. Look for running shoes and the makings of six packs. Also look for fat guys. Fat guys can’t stand 80 degrees.

At 90 degrees all hell breaks loose. There are so many hairy chests and variations of body types that a typical person may feel overwhelmed. Don’t feel bad, at this point in the blog I’m just writing to fill space.

At 100 degrees, who cares? Really check for that 70-degree rule. It’s uncanny. Here is a recap.

We had an awesome quiz tonight with 10 hilarious teams. First place went to newcomers and pure-badasses Never Gonna Quiz You Up. These kids didn’t even know the quiz was happening but ended up taking the gold. Second place went to Wings favorites the Mighty Fighty Shushbugs. Welcome back to the winner’s circles dudes. Third place went to the lying bastards Maybe Last Place. It’s great to see all of these kids back. 

We do this every Wednesday at Wing Central on the Ave. If you’ve made it this far in the blog, congratulations for reading a page of nonsense. I love you guys.  

Wing Central On The Ave
4525 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 98105
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:50 AM, July 10, 2014
Scores
Better Than Sir Willard Reilly Peavy 76

The Woo Girls! 66

Mighty Fighty Shushbugs 65

Brazilian Blitzkrieg 61

Fuckup 56

Deutschland Deutschland uber Allah 53

Chikungunya 47

Good for the Bear, Good for the Sleuth 33

Matticus 28

Dyslexic Stoners 240 19

Kurt 11

Stevetothesmith


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Quiz Schedule
Wing Central on the Ave, Wednesday 8:00pm.
Steven Smith (Stevetothesmith)

Without rules life would be anarchy. Anarchy is for kids graffitiing bathroom walls and protesting undergrads in Guy Fawkes masks. We at Wing Central on the Ave live by one simple rule of quizzing; don't be a dick. Those who dare challenge this rule through abnoxious answer shouting, cell phone answer checking and questioning Quizmaster will be swiftly dealt with. The punishment? Probably nothing more than public ridicule and fat shaming. Fat shaming is pretty much the only kind of shaming I'm allowed to do these days. If you can handle this rule, I welcome you to join our weekly quiz. I may even buy you a beer. I'm pretty fucking awesome like that.     

We had a great old time at Wing Central on the Ave this Wednesday. Eleven hilarious teams came out to battle down and cool themselves with refreshing hops-based beverages. Your Quizmaster apparently pissed off Zeus and felt the wrath of electricity battles early on with the sound and right at the end with a straight up shock that left his head spinning and fingers numb for an hour. Yet we pulled through, cardiac arrest and all, to have one of the best damn quizzes Wings has seen in a long time. 

We started the evening off with a round of great things, or things that just had great in their names. I usually like to make fun of the answers right off the bat, but the teams pretty much crushed this round. In the second round I learned that almost everyone thinks Robert Palmer is Prince, and that literally not one person has heard of the band Spacehog. I’m not even sure if the members of Spacehog know who Spacehog is. In the third and fourth rounds we made abortion jokes (nothing new) and Kurt came away with the best answer of the night, guessing that a illegal shot to the head in hockey was called kissing. They are brutes those hockey players. The final rounds involved Johnny Depp’s many masterpieces (sic), some literal music videos and a bunch of randomness. It was a great time.

In the end, Better Than Sir Willard Reilly Peavy took first place in solid domination. Second place went to vocal powerhouses The Woo Girls! Third place went to long-time champs the Mighty Fighty Shushbugs. All of our teams were a hoot to work with tonight. Big props to the best worst team ever Good for the Bear, Good for the Sleuth. There are few teams, or people alone, that are so fun they can create a Sarah Jessica Parker drinking game right on the spot. These guys got the whole place rolling with laughter and I hope they come back real soon. Like say Wednesday. Thanks for the giggles kids. 

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