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I'll admit it. As far as the internet goes, I'm kind of a behind. Sure sure, I'm on the Facebook and I recently discovered that there is a thing called Twitter. I watch funny videos. I Google shit. But I'm more akin to your grandmother than a regular late-twenties dude. To me, the internet is this thing with a huge potential to expose the world to more information than we have ever known but as a society, we have collectively decided that while information is neat and all, porn and cats are way easier to understand. Cats! Porn! Catporn!
So this extensive diatribe on the internet is really aimed at this thing called Reddit. All my buddies talk about Reddit. They say, “Check out this cool shit I found on Reddit,” and I'm all like “Yeah, that's some cool shit.” This happens all the time. So one day I decided to learn me some Reddit. I put that in my Google and was all excited. Then I saw Reddit. It's literally 65% memes, 20% cats, 10% cat memes, and 5% other. Apparently we had a round on the other tonight. I intended to to make some clever and intelligent point about all of this but I got derailed. Fucking catporn.
Anyway, we had another great night at Wing Central on the Ave. Nine teams came out or accidentally showed up to battle with their brains. First place went to the consistent Fuck You I'm a Dinosaur. Way to come back in the finals rounds to take home some sweet, sweet cash. Second place went to my former waitress-in-crime team Blue Khaki. Great to see these kids out tonight! Third place went to lazy named No Idea What to Call This. I'll call it an easy third place (worst joke I've made in awhile?). Special consideration for Angry Balls, who came in late and made a solid run for the prize.
We are always rocking the pub quiz on Wednesday night at Wing Central on the Ave. Make sure to come by and make some dick jokes with me. I promise to not talk about Reddit anymore.
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Walking to Wing Central on the Ave tonight I saw a naked guy in the middle of the street doing what the classy folks call the five knuckle shuffle. Not a care in the world this guy, unless you count the need to rub one out a care. So there I was, just trying to unsee what I had seen when the crosswalk light flashes that red hand of caution and traffic starts whizzing by my only exit. It was just me and the public pleasure master. I looked around in discomfort, trying to focus on anything other than this dude's business when we made eye contact. This was one of those deep, unbreakable eye contacts. He winked at me and smiled. I gave him a thumbs up in reply. We're moving in together next week.
The quiz was great too! We had 6 teams tonight all ready to pleasure their minds with knowledge-jobs. With basketball rolling and beers flowing I would say we had a pretty damn good time. Like a naked man petting the dragon in public, we made the best of the time we had. Good work guys!
Our top three teams were a cut above the rest. Third place went to recently-missed and overly long-named You Know Something's Wrong When Trivia is Downstairs. I've missed you kids and it's clear you need a little practice to get back to the glory days. Second place went to new and surprised Desperate Dragons. This powerhouse team came and won a ton shit including a few beers and the killer Experience Music Project video game prize. Enjoy that Sky Church! First place went to always impressive Better Late Than Pregnant. These dudes (yes pregnant dudes) made a huge comeback with Beach Boys and jelly bean knowledge. It's been a while since I made a jerking it joke, so I would say they truly had a happy ending. Nailed it.
We love to see you and your buddies every week at Wing Central on the Ave. Swing by and have some tasty chicken, cold beer, and your fill of dick jokes for the week!
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Spring has finally decided to make an appearance. The days are longer, the sun is shining, flowers are blooming and drunk girls in sun dresses are vomiting all over the Ave. Lord I miss those undergrad days when I considered decent weather an excuse to party. Eight teams felt the same way last night, gulping down frosty brews and having one heck of a time joking about show tunes and anal sex. Hell, we even combined those subjects for a couple of questions. We had a guest appearance by revered Quizmaster Colin from Blue Star Cafe and Pub. It's always good to have friends and that dude helped a ton. Good Times folks.
Eight teams rocked the quiz last night despite their mounting homework and upcoming midterms. We had everything from Grapes to Wet Dream Catchers. There were new teams and old alike and everone did relatively well because I'm nice and won't say otherwise. First place went to Tequila Mockingbird. Clever name, clever team. Second place went to Washington Redtail Honkies a solid weekly competitor and all around bunch of nice dudes. Third place went to the always mediocre Not Last Place. This team has never lied or won. You all know I love a good team name so special props goes to Quiz On Her Face. I also enjoyed the routine team cheer of Wolfboiz. Great enthusiasm, terrible score.
We rock the quiz every Wednesday at Wing Central on the Ave. Make sure to bring your buddies to cool off from this blistering high 60s to 70s with a cool beer and some good old fashion questions and answers. Next week we are rocking the EMP promotion so make sure to get in early!