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Wing Central On The Ave
4525 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 98105
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:32 PM, October 15, 2014
Scores
The Fellowship of the Wing 81

The Law 78

Bar Examiners 75

Trivially Gifted 65

Jeremy Right Now 64

Supercute! 61

Team Ramrod 61

Team Fuckup 55

I'm Mr. Meeseeks. Look At Me! 54

Be Our Baby Daddy, Zack 52

Well Hung Jury 52

Leavenworthless 39

Goat Town 22

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Wing Central on the Ave: Wednesdays @ 8 pm
Marcus (Sgt. Jinglehonks)

Peace, love, and musicals.

Hey everybody! I get paid to write things. You will like them. Lookee here: www.marcusgorman.com.

Thank you all so much for a spectacular night! We did a Quiz for a Cause for the University of Washington Student Health Law Organization Benefitting National Parkinson’s Foundation, and while most of the money went to the charity, team The Fellowship of the Wing went home with the grand prize of $55 in cash! Congratulations!

And now, Shakespearean mad libs:

 

But, [spry]! what [dingo] through yonder window [leaps]? It is the east, and Juliet is the [Milky Way].

Arise, fair [moonbeam], and kill the [funky] moon,
Who is already sick and pale with [euphoria],

That thou her maid art far more [jaunty] than she: Be not her maid, since she is [disdainful];
Her [salty] [pony] is but sick and green
And none but fools do wear it; [gallop] it off.

It is my [wig], O, it is my [stocking]!
LO, that she knew she were!

She speaks yet she says [Holy cats!]: what of that?

Her [finger] discourses; I will answer it.
I am too [sparkling], 'tis not to me she [saunters]:
Two of the [glinting] [javelins] in all the heaven,
Having some [lip gloss], do [read] her eyes
To [channel] in their [shoes] till they return.
What if her [knees] were there, they in her head?

The brightness of her [ankle] would shame those stars, As daylight doth a [hoodie]; her [pages] in heaven 

Would through the airy region [of the Caspian Sea] so bright That [orangutans] would [swim] and think it were not night. See, how she leans her [heart] upon her hand!

O, that I were a [stomach] upon that [poodle],

That I might touch that [butt]cheek!

Wing Central On The Ave
4525 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 98105
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:14 PM, October 08, 2014
Scores
The Fellowship of the Wing 76

Trivially Gifted 58

Return of Team Fuckup 56

Blank 47

It's the Sneezy Breezy McDeluxe 45

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Wing Central on the Ave: Wednesdays @ 8 pm
Marcus (Sgt. Jinglehonks)

Peace, love, and musicals.

Hey everybody! I get paid to write things. You will like them. Lookee here: www.marcusgorman.com.

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was [eaten], and what my lousy [button] was like, and how my [more buttons] were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff [humps] me, and in the second place, my [cats] would have two [croissants] apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them. They’re quite [delicious] about anything like that, especially my [aunt]. They’re nice and all - I’m not saying that - but they’re also [unpleasant] as hell. Besides, I’m not going to tell you my whole goddamn autobiography or anything. I’ll just tell you about this madman stuff that happened to me last [St. Patrick’s Day] just before I got pretty run-down and had to [flip] and take it easy. I mean that’s all I told D.B. about, and he’s my [cousin] and all. He’s in [Milwaukee]. That isn’t too far from this [hungry] [brie], and he comes over and [cartwheels] me practically every week end. He’s going to [pet] me home when I go home next month maybe. He just got a [horse]. One of those little [Canadian] jobs that can do around [eight bajillion] miles per hour. It cost him damn near [seven] bucks. He’s got a lot of dough, now. He didn’t use to. He used to be just a regular [cat wrangler], when he was home. He wrote this terrific book of short stories, [Smoke & Mirrors by Neil Gaiman], in case you never heard of him. The best one in it was ‘[The Adventures of Captain Calliope].’ It was about this little kid that wouldn’t let anybody look at his [boat] because he’d bought it with his own [river]. It [swam] me. Now he’s out in [Kansas City], D.B., being a prostitute. If there’s one thing I hate, it’s [pastels]. Don’t even mention them to me.

Wing Central On The Ave
4525 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 98105
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11:40 PM, October 01, 2014
Scores
The Fellowship of the Wing 72

Bitches Be Like 67

This Is How You Do It: Cajun Style 56

Radioactive Robot Rampage (in 3-D!) 44

The Fantastic Felchers 31

Rise of the Planet of the Juggalos 24

Purple Squirrels 10

Phi Kaps 7

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Marcus (Sgt. Jinglehonks)

Peace, love, and musicals.

Hey everybody! I get paid to write things. You will like them. Lookee here: www.marcusgorman.com.

I am flat-out dead from this past weekend spent in Denver at QMCON (Quizmaster Convention). I played four separate quizzes (one of which was the GWD-exclusive Super Quiz, featuring in-jokes about how horrible Quizmasters are a human beings), visited the Coors factory in Golden, CO, ate some bomb-diggity burgers as Cherry Cricket Restaurant (next time I’ll put some of their lunatic toppings on my meat, but I always start a burger joint with the basic bare minimum like I’m motherfucking Anthony Bourdain), got trashed with my fellow QMs at Voodoo Comedy House’s karaoke stage (I believe I bared my chest during Seal’s “Kiss From a Rose”), took classes from some of the company’s best employees (including how to deal with hecklers; I’m looking at you, four-top who always sits in the middle of the venue), heard about the future of the company (hint: ROBOTS!), and got VERY little sleep.

I’ll tell you this: It’s goddamn difficult to breathe in Denver. Not just because of the altitude, although that did convince me I need to work on my diet, STAT! No, it’s because Geeks Who Drink is filled to the brim with socially awkward perverts who are constantly jumping at each other’s sexual organs. I don’t mean that sexually. I mean next year we should all wear cups and chastity belts to protect ourselves from all the genital-punching, pube-ribbing, and simulated blowjobs. (Ahem, Chelsea.) It’s like the worst game of Duck Duck Goose ever.

Colorado’s a weird place. But New Mexico might be even weirder, as Geeks Who Drink takes on Albuquerque for Geek Bowl IX. For real, we are holding it in a casino where we’ll all be staying. May god have mercy on our souls, because nobody else will.

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