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Wing Central On The Ave
4525 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 98105
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:00 AM, July 17, 2014
Scores
Never Gonna Quiz You Up 69

The Mighty Fighty Shushbugs 58

Maybe Last Place 56

Salmon Jizz 55

Charels is Dead to Us #Winkyface 52

The Wombat Regime 50

2 Girls 1 Guy 46

Army of Won 23

Nordwest 21

Espyonage 19

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Wing Central on the Ave, Wednesday 8:00pm.
Steven Smith (Stevetothesmith)

Without rules life would be anarchy. Anarchy is for kids graffitiing bathroom walls and protesting undergrads in Guy Fawkes masks. We at Wing Central on the Ave live by one simple rule of quizzing; don't be a dick. Those who dare challenge this rule through abnoxious answer shouting, cell phone answer checking and questioning Quizmaster will be swiftly dealt with. The punishment? Probably nothing more than public ridicule and fat shaming. Fat shaming is pretty much the only kind of shaming I'm allowed to do these days. If you can handle this rule, I welcome you to join our weekly quiz. I may even buy you a beer. I'm pretty fucking awesome like that.     

I’ve developed a theory about weather and guys walking down the street with their shirts off. At least ten people have verified what I’m about to tell you, and I challenge you to debunk this science. See, we are in what Seattleites consider a major heat wave. It’s almost reached or has brushed 90 degrees for several days now. Folks in this town are melting. I’ve seen more unwelcome nipples (men) than I can honestly appreciate. This heat wave hasn’t been the start of unwelcome man-nipples though. And this is where my theory comes into action.

At 70 degrees Fahrenheit, the first stage of shirtless men will appear. These men share an astonishing amount of similar traits, and I dare you to catch them in the wild. These 70 degreers will usually be slightly out of shape, wear loose jeans and some sort of boot. They may or may not either take their shirts off completely or hang their shirt around their neck for whatever reason. My guess is that the shirt around the neck is a symbol for other males to be aware that warmer times are coming. These men will also have bad tattoos.

At 80 degrees, less depressing figures may start shedding cloth. These not as disgusting looking males will usually be exercising and just fit enough to produce less vomiting, but still the same head shaking from those born in warmer climates. Look for running shoes and the makings of six packs. Also look for fat guys. Fat guys can’t stand 80 degrees.

At 90 degrees all hell breaks loose. There are so many hairy chests and variations of body types that a typical person may feel overwhelmed. Don’t feel bad, at this point in the blog I’m just writing to fill space.

At 100 degrees, who cares? Really check for that 70-degree rule. It’s uncanny. Here is a recap.

We had an awesome quiz tonight with 10 hilarious teams. First place went to newcomers and pure-badasses Never Gonna Quiz You Up. These kids didn’t even know the quiz was happening but ended up taking the gold. Second place went to Wings favorites the Mighty Fighty Shushbugs. Welcome back to the winner’s circles dudes. Third place went to the lying bastards Maybe Last Place. It’s great to see all of these kids back. 

We do this every Wednesday at Wing Central on the Ave. If you’ve made it this far in the blog, congratulations for reading a page of nonsense. I love you guys.  

Wing Central On The Ave
4525 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 98105
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:50 AM, July 10, 2014
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Better Than Sir Willard Reilly Peavy 76

The Woo Girls! 66

Mighty Fighty Shushbugs 65

Brazilian Blitzkrieg 61

Fuckup 56

Deutschland Deutschland uber Allah 53

Chikungunya 47

Good for the Bear, Good for the Sleuth 33

Matticus 28

Dyslexic Stoners 240 19

Kurt 11

Stevetothesmith


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Wing Central on the Ave, Wednesday 8:00pm.
Steven Smith (Stevetothesmith)

Without rules life would be anarchy. Anarchy is for kids graffitiing bathroom walls and protesting undergrads in Guy Fawkes masks. We at Wing Central on the Ave live by one simple rule of quizzing; don't be a dick. Those who dare challenge this rule through abnoxious answer shouting, cell phone answer checking and questioning Quizmaster will be swiftly dealt with. The punishment? Probably nothing more than public ridicule and fat shaming. Fat shaming is pretty much the only kind of shaming I'm allowed to do these days. If you can handle this rule, I welcome you to join our weekly quiz. I may even buy you a beer. I'm pretty fucking awesome like that.     

We had a great old time at Wing Central on the Ave this Wednesday. Eleven hilarious teams came out to battle down and cool themselves with refreshing hops-based beverages. Your Quizmaster apparently pissed off Zeus and felt the wrath of electricity battles early on with the sound and right at the end with a straight up shock that left his head spinning and fingers numb for an hour. Yet we pulled through, cardiac arrest and all, to have one of the best damn quizzes Wings has seen in a long time. 

We started the evening off with a round of great things, or things that just had great in their names. I usually like to make fun of the answers right off the bat, but the teams pretty much crushed this round. In the second round I learned that almost everyone thinks Robert Palmer is Prince, and that literally not one person has heard of the band Spacehog. I’m not even sure if the members of Spacehog know who Spacehog is. In the third and fourth rounds we made abortion jokes (nothing new) and Kurt came away with the best answer of the night, guessing that a illegal shot to the head in hockey was called kissing. They are brutes those hockey players. The final rounds involved Johnny Depp’s many masterpieces (sic), some literal music videos and a bunch of randomness. It was a great time.

In the end, Better Than Sir Willard Reilly Peavy took first place in solid domination. Second place went to vocal powerhouses The Woo Girls! Third place went to long-time champs the Mighty Fighty Shushbugs. All of our teams were a hoot to work with tonight. Big props to the best worst team ever Good for the Bear, Good for the Sleuth. There are few teams, or people alone, that are so fun they can create a Sarah Jessica Parker drinking game right on the spot. These guys got the whole place rolling with laughter and I hope they come back real soon. Like say Wednesday. Thanks for the giggles kids. 

Wing Central On The Ave
4525 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 98105
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:31 AM, July 03, 2014
Scores
Steve's Sexy Honeymoon 60

Notorious RBG 60

Kobenhaun 58

Mighty Fighty Shushbugs 56

Geezeles 50

Julie Andrews 24

Diana's Team 15

Stevetothesmith


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Quiz Schedule
Wing Central on the Ave, Wednesday 8:00pm.
Steven Smith (Stevetothesmith)

Without rules life would be anarchy. Anarchy is for kids graffitiing bathroom walls and protesting undergrads in Guy Fawkes masks. We at Wing Central on the Ave live by one simple rule of quizzing; don't be a dick. Those who dare challenge this rule through abnoxious answer shouting, cell phone answer checking and questioning Quizmaster will be swiftly dealt with. The punishment? Probably nothing more than public ridicule and fat shaming. Fat shaming is pretty much the only kind of shaming I'm allowed to do these days. If you can handle this rule, I welcome you to join our weekly quiz. I may even buy you a beer. I'm pretty fucking awesome like that.     

Oh man it’s good to be back. After a two-week absence due to my getting wed, I was stoked to get back to the quizzing basics. The hot weather and pre-fourth vacations kept the crowd small, but those in attendance rocked the whole way through in a fierce battle for the top spot. We had some good laughs, more than a few beers, and a Dane, all the way from Daneland. I believe that’s somewhere south of Dutchvillia. I don’t know geography.

The rounds were a little tricky this time. We started off with some slightly scandalous agendas of historical figures. I was amazed at how many different historical figures you all thought were involved with both automobiles and anti-Semitism. The third round asked you to determine if I was talking about King Kong, Godzilla, or Chris Christie. We made a bunch of fat jokes. It was silly. You all didn’t know much about butter or Buddha in round 4, but, unsurprisingly, knew a ton about TLC and THC. It’s good to know what is important to my quizzers. The real differences in scores came with our seventh round silent music videos and the ever-difficult random knowledge round eight.

In the end, third place went to my Danish friends Kobenhaun. I probably spelled that wrong and don’t want to use all the fancy letters required to spell it right. I also refused to pronounce the team correctly, as the Fourth of July is near and I only speak American for this week. I’ll speak un-American next week and those following. We had a big fat tie for first place between Steve’s Sexy Honeymoon (it was) and Notorious RBG. I threw out a wild card tiebreaker, using the audio Round 7 and going for broke in a toon-theme sound off. In the end, Steve’s Sexy Honeymoon edged out the competition by one point to take home the gold (or gift certificate or whatever). It was intense. It was also pretty relaxed. I’m not good at describing things.

We do this every Wednesday at Wing Central on the Ave. Make sure to bring some friends in from these scorching Seattle summer weeks to cool off with beers and questions. Great to be back.  

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