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Wing Central On The Ave
4525 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 98105
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:38 AM, April 24, 2014
Scores
Rage Against the Stapler 77

The Chicago Tacos 65

Scruffy-Looking Durf Herders 63

The Juicy Danglers 62

Malaysian Submarines 60

Venture Bros 42

Steve Clean Those Tables 25

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Wing Central on the Ave, Wednesday 8:00pm.
Steven Smith (Stevetothesmith)

Without rules life would be anarchy. Anarchy is for kids graffitiing bathroom walls and protesting undergrads in Guy Fawkes masks. We at Wing Central on the Ave live by one simple rule of quizzing; don't be a dick. Those who dare challenge this rule through abnoxious answer shouting, cell phone answer checking and questioning Quizmaster will be swiftly dealt with. The punishment? Probably nothing more than public ridicule and fat shaming. Fat shaming is pretty much the only kind of shaming I'm allowed to do these days. If you can handle this rule, I welcome you to join our weekly quiz. I may even buy you a beer. I'm pretty fucking awesome like that.     

When the Quizmaster starts bussing tables, you know the night is strange. We had quite the odd kickoff to tonight’s quiz. For some reason, a bunch of tables were engrossed in the hockey match or whatever you call it. We also had the perfect storm of huge groups, short staff, and limited space. We had teams standing for a solid 45 minutes before the quiz to get a table. This was in no way the fault of the bar, but rather hockey. Hockey is a fucking asshole that occupies tables when people are trying to get their quiz on. Things got so crazy that your Quizmaster rolled up his sleeves and helped bus tables in order to clear some space for his loyal teams. This is the most manual labor your Quizmaster has ever done. Your Quizmaster is kind of a dandy. He’s also tired. Don’t ever go to grad school. Grad school is like hockey. How about a recap?

We had seven non-hockey related teams come out tonight. All of the teams were exceptionally patient and awesome. We have some great damn people at Wings. First place went to the dominating newcomers Rage Against the Stapler. This team couldn’t miss tonight and just beat the living hell out of everyone. Second place went to my great buddies The Chicago Tacos. I have no idea what that means. The team is great. Third place went to Scruffy-Headed Durf Herders. A Stars Wars reference? Probably. 

We always have a good time, even during hockey month or whatever, at Wing Central on the Ave. The food and beer run freely. The staff is amazingly nice. The Quizmaster hates hockey, but will totally pretend to care about it if it means you will stick around to quiz.   

Wing Central On The Ave
4525 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 98105
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:11 AM, April 17, 2014
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The Limeys and the Yanks 78

Boner Round 55

Pirates (Lookin' for Booty) 50

Bet-Uh den uh Pennuh 50

Kale 47

Fuck You Brad Miller 42

Panda! 35

Rough Riders 28

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Quiz Schedule
Wing Central on the Ave, Wednesday 8:00pm.
Steven Smith (Stevetothesmith)

Without rules life would be anarchy. Anarchy is for kids graffitiing bathroom walls and protesting undergrads in Guy Fawkes masks. We at Wing Central on the Ave live by one simple rule of quizzing; don't be a dick. Those who dare challenge this rule through abnoxious answer shouting, cell phone answer checking and questioning Quizmaster will be swiftly dealt with. The punishment? Probably nothing more than public ridicule and fat shaming. Fat shaming is pretty much the only kind of shaming I'm allowed to do these days. If you can handle this rule, I welcome you to join our weekly quiz. I may even buy you a beer. I'm pretty fucking awesome like that.     

True story.  Ben Stein once kicked me off his private beach. I was a young and moderately-muscled-yet-skinny-bodied firefighter and, well really I just wanted to affirm that I once had a moderate amount of muscle. Anyway, after a shift as an average looking firefighter, I decided to join some friends for some naked swimming. We rolled up to a beach with some beers in our life (or tree) saving hands and decided to take a night swim. After a few short minutes this nerdy-looking dude came running out threatening to call the cops on us for trespassing on his private beach. That guy was Ben Stein. I didn’t make any sassy comments or hilarious Nixon jokes like I should have. I secretly suck. I thought of most of those jokes later but have since forgot. I did leave and apologize, but only sarcastically. It’s not a great story, but you go ahead and tell me what B-list celebrities have kicked you off their property. Ben Stein may have seen my balls. That’s a good way to end a boring story. Recap time

We had eight super-nice teams come out tonight. One team asked me about my age. That made me sad. First place went to long-missing The Limeys and the Yanks. These kids pretty much dominated the whole time and were graced with a UK-heavy round. Second place went to Boner Round, who I accidentally neglected in the prize giving. They faired well with the sweetest IOU that I will never make good on. Third place went to a bunch of youths named Pirates. They made me feel old. I’m getting old aren’t I?

We do this silly thing every Wednesday at Wing Central on the Ave. I always have a super good time or at least write in this blog that I have a super good time. Make sure to bring your friends…or not or whatever. It’s a fun time though. Good blog.

Wing Central On The Ave
4525 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 98105
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:22 AM, April 10, 2014
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Team I CouldnÍt Think of Anything 71

Boner Round 62

Sphinx 61

Freudian Zip 58

Better Late Than Pregnant 56

Panda Monium 55

The Venture Bros 52

We Joker Every Round 45

Beef My Queef 44

Wootwootwoot #Selfie 15

Stevetothesmith


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Quiz Schedule
Wing Central on the Ave, Wednesday 8:00pm.
Steven Smith (Stevetothesmith)

Without rules life would be anarchy. Anarchy is for kids graffitiing bathroom walls and protesting undergrads in Guy Fawkes masks. We at Wing Central on the Ave live by one simple rule of quizzing; don't be a dick. Those who dare challenge this rule through abnoxious answer shouting, cell phone answer checking and questioning Quizmaster will be swiftly dealt with. The punishment? Probably nothing more than public ridicule and fat shaming. Fat shaming is pretty much the only kind of shaming I'm allowed to do these days. If you can handle this rule, I welcome you to join our weekly quiz. I may even buy you a beer. I'm pretty fucking awesome like that.     

I don’t know if it’s the improving weather or the increasing show of regulars but hot damn I’m having fun hosting at Wing Central on the Ave. Despite the odd cave of rats a block down and the occasional bro-fest outside, Wings has become one of the coolest places to quiz during the week. Our regular teams and almost every new group is fun as hell. I’ve had a badass time, and I hope everyone else joining has as well. I also brought back the dick joke counter. We hit six tonight. I promise to do better next time.  

I’m going to cut straight to the chase tonight with the recap. We had one of the most competitive quizzes I can remember. Pretty much every team was in line to take the top prize at one point. In the end, Team I Couldn’t Think of Anything came out on top with an amazing eight round joker than moved them from sixth to first. Second place went to hearty regulars Boner Round. Third place went to Sphinx! All teams threw down so hard tonight I can think of a good metaphor or pun to finish this sentence. It was a good quiz.

We do this every Wednesday at Wing Central on the Ave. Make sure to keep coming out and bring some friends for some great food, cold drinks, and six or more dick jokes. See you all next time!  

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