Tonight was great! We had two teams duking it for the title of champ, and a third team that was a first timer. Round six was a fantastic round everyone seemed to enjoy the questions. The closeness between Bario Speedwagon and Switchy Bitches was a hairline difference until the end of the evening, when Bario Speedwagon jumped to the lead!

That's right everybody, I am outta here!  Tonight was my last night covering here at STATS, and next week you'll get your precious Chris back - I know you've been missing him.  Don't worry little birdies, he'll be back soon.  In the meantime you got to enjoy Diego's first night prepping as a QuizMaster.  Next time I expect some more heckling out of you, but he held his own pretty well.  Get a few more shots in him and he's good to go.

Tonight we kept you entertained during your meals with a wonderful round on cannibalism.  Mmmmmm.  You know it pretty much tastes the same as chicken, right?  And pork.  But not steak.  Unless you're carving a piece out of the Rock's ass, which I'm sure is juicy and tender.  Yeah, I went there - and don't act like you haven't thought about it, cuz you have.

Team Rebals emerged victorious tonight - proving that the Joker is nothing to be trifled with when used wisely.  Congrats guys, and don't forget to brush your teeth tonight, you never know who might be hangin' around your gums...

Later!

-Taylor (@QuizinatrixT)

Well I'm glad to know that my teams have some standards when it comes to celebrity fellatio, and I bet you're right - Rachel Ray probably makes one mean sandwich.

That's right, this is my first quiz of the New Year, and my first ever at STATS in Santa Fe.  Don't worry, you only have to tolerate me one more week and then you can have your precious Chris back (but don't act like his boobs are better than mine, cuz we're at least tied in that aspect but I have the decency to wear a push up bra).

I'd like to thank everyone for coming out and quizzing instead of sitting at home watching the Oregon v. Kansas St. game, although to be honest, no one who matters gives a shit about those Ducks anyway.

Tonight we tested your knowledge of Stephen King novels with songs that are almost as terrifying as his books (Carrie Underwood I'm looking at you).  You all did pretty well, but I must say I'm disappointed that no one has made a song dedicated to Langoliers yet.  You also got quizzed hard against a wall in regards to how well you know your Denzel movies - who is one of the few actors that I think both men and women can get behind (okay, the men getting behind part sounded a bit akward, but who am I to judge?)

Team Dick Farts walked away with the win tonight.  Will they be back next week to defend their title?  I guess you'll have to show up to find out!!

Til' Next Week,

Taylor (@QuizinatrixT)

P.S. For the love of Kratos, somebody apply to be a Quizmaster in Santa Fe!  The standards are exceedingly low (obviously), so you've got nothing to lose but what little bit of pride you have left!

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