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The Lion and Rose Pub (Broadway)
5148 Broadway
San Antonio, TX 78209
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:46 PM, July 22, 2014
Scores
Crazy Cat Ladies Smoking Crack 78

China Is the Real Enemy 76

Clever Pun 74

Hoping For 5th 73

The Woodbro Chillsons 71

Son Of A Bitch Must Pay 67

Suck It Freetail! 67

Oedipus Rex & The Mama's Boys 63

Less Working, More Twerking 60

Yaki Soba (With MSG) 56

Auld Reekie 8

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Mondays: 8pm. Freetail Brewing Co. (4035 N Loop 1604 W #105) Tuesdays: 8pm. The Lion and Rose - Broadway (5148 Broadway) Wednesdays: 8pm. Firehouse Pub and Grill (5380 Walzem Road, San Antonio, Tx).
Shane (Gallifreak)

10 years ago, I left the frozen tundra of Canada to escape the blistering cold of winter, only to move to South Texas where I now run the risk of combusting in the blistering heat of summer.  Apparently I'm drawn to extremes.  No middle of the road for this Crazy Canuck.

I was in severe need of a creative outlet and a place where yelling obsenities at people was acceptable, (and wouldn't get me fired).  Then one day I was handed a microphone by the Overlords at Geeks Who Drink.  I was instructed to "Go forth and entertain drunken nerds with wit and snark.  Oh, and ask them these quiz questions while you're there."

And so I did, and it was good.

If you quiz at a venue where video rounds are shown for round 7, then chances are it was produced by me.  I hope you enjoy them.

I have been accused of "hating everything" but I actually like many things.  I am a total geek for Star Wars, the works of Neil Gaiman, The Ramones, Shonen Knife, Nerdist, (Classic) Dr. Who, pro wrestling, good beer, poutine, British television and cheese.  All else is pointless, irrelevant and a waste of time.

I am also a part-time ninja.

I always laugh when the “we must protect the sanctity of marriage” argument is used in the same sex marriage debate. I laugh even harder about it when we have rounds like the one we had tonight on divorce and disasters.

Gay people will apparently spoil the wonderfulness of marriage, and yet straight people like Zsa Zsa Gabor can be married less than 24 hours. Britney Spears can be married only 55 hours before getting the marriage voided, and yet nobody bats and eye. And people still adore these little weirdos. Britney doesn't become a symbol of the destruction of the sanctity of marriage because of a stunt like this. Oh no. She just becomes a punchline instead. Something for a late night douche host to make hacky jokes about.

And let's talk about the vapid fame sponges the Kardashians. Their “weddings” have nothing to do with marrying someone they love, but are all about tv ratings and how much free shit they can get by having people sponsor their shit shows. You shouldn't be turning your fucking wedding into a revenue stream. Seriously, Kim Kardashian made about 18 MILLION dollars for getting married the first time. And then in less than 3 months she divorced the guy. Yup. Sanctity of marriage right there. Yup. Only straight people should get married. Ugh. And then after that she goes and gets Kanye West to knock her up so she can marry him next.

I'm sure the other Kardashians aren't currently married because they're too busy selecting the proper candidate. They need to make sure they can sell this love interest to the American people. And of course they're busy negotiating the television rights, and nailing down the right sponsorship deals. Someone needs to take every named Kardashian and pitch them into the ocean attached to a VERY VERY heavy anchor. I mean, between Kim's ass and boobs, she'd just float right back up to the surface if you don't have just the right amount of weight attached to her feet to get her down to the depths of the ocean floor.

Here's a few announcements for you.

THE RUMBLE IN THE PUB IS COMING! We're running a regional tournament where Pub Quiz wins through the month of August can set you up with a seat in the finals. If you want the details, just GO HERE AND FIND OUT MORE

Also, next week I've got a pair of tickets for Wizard World Con to give away at Quiz. If you are on the email list, you're totally eligible. Wizard World Con is August 1st-3rd. Come on out next week and try to win these babies!

Have a safe week everyone. See you next week.

The Lion and Rose Pub (Broadway)
5148 Broadway
San Antonio, TX 78209
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:47 PM, July 15, 2014
Scores
When Will Shane Pull A Lebron & Go Back To Canada? 83

Funky Butt Lovin' 81

Mock Adders 70

People Against Goodness & Normalcy 68

FDR's Wheelchair 66

NASA 64

Brazil's Defense 61

Hoping For 5th 53

LATEX 51

SA Cabbage 50

2 Guys, A Girl and an Irish Pub 45

Joelissa 40

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Quiz Schedule
Mondays: 8pm. Freetail Brewing Co. (4035 N Loop 1604 W #105) Tuesdays: 8pm. The Lion and Rose - Broadway (5148 Broadway) Wednesdays: 8pm. Firehouse Pub and Grill (5380 Walzem Road, San Antonio, Tx).
Shane (Gallifreak)

10 years ago, I left the frozen tundra of Canada to escape the blistering cold of winter, only to move to South Texas where I now run the risk of combusting in the blistering heat of summer.  Apparently I'm drawn to extremes.  No middle of the road for this Crazy Canuck.

I was in severe need of a creative outlet and a place where yelling obsenities at people was acceptable, (and wouldn't get me fired).  Then one day I was handed a microphone by the Overlords at Geeks Who Drink.  I was instructed to "Go forth and entertain drunken nerds with wit and snark.  Oh, and ask them these quiz questions while you're there."

And so I did, and it was good.

If you quiz at a venue where video rounds are shown for round 7, then chances are it was produced by me.  I hope you enjoy them.

I have been accused of "hating everything" but I actually like many things.  I am a total geek for Star Wars, the works of Neil Gaiman, The Ramones, Shonen Knife, Nerdist, (Classic) Dr. Who, pro wrestling, good beer, poutine, British television and cheese.  All else is pointless, irrelevant and a waste of time.

I am also a part-time ninja.

America, no wait scratch that. The entire planet needs to just cut the crap when it comes to selfies. Even the name for them is stupid. It sounds ridiculous. But on top of that, the pursuit of the ultimate selfie is getting out of hand. Selfies at funerals? Are you kidding me? Selfies while standing beside sleeping homeless people? What kind of stupid asshole are you?  It just makes  you look like a giant douche. I was at a bar one night and I watched two idiots spend no less than 10 minutes trying to take a selfie of themselves. Why don't you just get a friend to take the damn picture for you instead of spending several minutes trying to drunkenly line up a picture of you and your drunk friend. And seriously, duck faces make you look like an idiot.

I bring up the topic of selfies because there have been a couple of stories in the news that proves that the selfie thing is getting way out of hand.

I read the other day that the riders of the Tour De France are getting really pissed because spectators are wandering out into the middle of the road with their backs to the riders who are hurtling down the road at high speed so they can take a selfie with the riders coming at them in the background. Are you people fucking crazy? These cyclists are trying to win a race here, AND they're approaching at extremely high speed. They don't have time to play chicken with a bunch of stupid assholes trying to take a selfie! Holy crap. One of these paste eating dumbasses is going to be the cause of a high speed bike accident sooner or later and someone's going to get killed. And sadly, it most likely won't be the idiot that was trying to take the stupid selfie in the first place.

The other story was the one that appeared in Quiz tonight. A guy in Pamplona is being sought by police for taking a selfie during his run with the bulls. There was a law passed forbidding such a practice, and with good reason. When there's a charging bull running at you it is not the right time to stand there like an idiot taking a picture of yourself. Darwinism needs to intercede here, and wipe out some of these dumbasses that are putting themselves and more importantly other people in danger so they can upload a fucking selfie to facebook.

In honor of the topic of selfies, tonight we took all the team photos selfie style. Enjoy and we'll see you next week.

The Lion and Rose Pub (Broadway)
5148 Broadway
San Antonio, TX 78209
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:48 PM, July 08, 2014
Scores
Bawling Brazilians 73

Who? Top...Men... 71

The Challenger Astronauts 63

The Brain Trust 60

Brazil's Impersonation of Poland Was Dead On. 60

Answer Shouters 58

Joelissa 48

Alma 7

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Quiz Schedule
Mondays: 8pm. Freetail Brewing Co. (4035 N Loop 1604 W #105) Tuesdays: 8pm. The Lion and Rose - Broadway (5148 Broadway) Wednesdays: 8pm. Firehouse Pub and Grill (5380 Walzem Road, San Antonio, Tx).
Shane (Gallifreak)

10 years ago, I left the frozen tundra of Canada to escape the blistering cold of winter, only to move to South Texas where I now run the risk of combusting in the blistering heat of summer.  Apparently I'm drawn to extremes.  No middle of the road for this Crazy Canuck.

I was in severe need of a creative outlet and a place where yelling obsenities at people was acceptable, (and wouldn't get me fired).  Then one day I was handed a microphone by the Overlords at Geeks Who Drink.  I was instructed to "Go forth and entertain drunken nerds with wit and snark.  Oh, and ask them these quiz questions while you're there."

And so I did, and it was good.

If you quiz at a venue where video rounds are shown for round 7, then chances are it was produced by me.  I hope you enjoy them.

I have been accused of "hating everything" but I actually like many things.  I am a total geek for Star Wars, the works of Neil Gaiman, The Ramones, Shonen Knife, Nerdist, (Classic) Dr. Who, pro wrestling, good beer, poutine, British television and cheese.  All else is pointless, irrelevant and a waste of time.

I am also a part-time ninja.

We actually had a question about Farmville tonight. Ah, Farmville. Is that still a thing? Are there still idiots waking up at 3am because they have to go and plant some turnips or milk some cows or something? Man, I hope not. I remember Farmville mania back in 2010 and am happy to say that I never bought in to that crap. But oh did the friends on my facebook feed ever buy into that stupid game. My feed was filled with requests asking me to help them plant something or build something. That and the constant updates telling me about what monumental feat a friend of mine accomplished. As a farmer. In a stupid game. That is, until I learned how to block that shit. Or simply unfriend them if I felt they were an insufferable dipshit to begin with and there was no point in keeping them around if they were stupid enough to play that game. So because of that great friend purge/blockade, I don't actually know if anyone still plays it. Hopefully that game has gone the way of Mafia Wars or any of those other stupid games.

We talked a bit about Spam tonight. The quasi-meat, not the email annoyance. Growing up in Canada, we had a similar product to Spam, but it was called Klik. That's not a typo. I used to LOVE eating that stuff. I'd have my mom or grandfather fry it up for me, and then I'd put it between two pieces of toast with either mustard or Cheese Whiz, and it was fucking delicious. And let's face it, whether it's called Spam or Klik, the only way that stuff is even edible is if it's fried. We used to take cans of it camping, and we'd fry it up over a campfire and make sandwiches. It somehow even tasted better if it was done over a campfire. Damnit, now I have to go out and buy some stupid Spam....Thanks a lot Quiz writers.

Have a great week guys, and eat some Spam.

Harry Potter Quiz is coming up. July 19th at Firehouse Pub and Grill. Quiz starts at 4pm. But get there early in order to get a good seat!

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