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The Lion and Rose Pub (Broadway)
5148 Broadway
San Antonio, TX 78209
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:38 AM, October 15, 2014
Scores
Return of the Darted Socks 80

Tik Tok On The Statute of Limitations 77

Ebola Does Dallas 73

Cockles 68

Where The Fuck Is Paulina, Shane? 58

Son Of A Beeeeatch 39

I Like Cranes 6

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Mondays: 8pm. Freetail Brewing Co. (4035 N Loop 1604 W #105) Tuesdays: 8pm. The Lion and Rose - Broadway (5148 Broadway) Wednesdays: 8pm. Firehouse Pub and Grill (5380 Walzem Road, San Antonio, Tx).
Shane (Gallifreak)

10 years ago, I left the frozen tundra of Canada to escape the blistering cold of winter, only to move to South Texas where I now run the risk of combusting in the blistering heat of summer.  Apparently I'm drawn to extremes.  No middle of the road for this Crazy Canuck.

I was in severe need of a creative outlet and a place where yelling obsenities at people was acceptable, (and wouldn't get me fired).  Then one day I was handed a microphone by the Overlords at Geeks Who Drink.  I was instructed to "Go forth and entertain drunken nerds with wit and snark.  Oh, and ask them these quiz questions while you're there."

And so I did, and it was good.

If you quiz at a venue where video rounds are shown for round 7, then chances are it was produced by me.  I hope you enjoy them.

I have been accused of "hating everything" but I actually like many things.  I am a total geek for Star Wars, the works of Neil Gaiman, The Ramones, Shonen Knife, Nerdist, (Classic) Dr. Who, pro wrestling, good beer, poutine, British television and cheese.  All else is pointless, irrelevant and a waste of time.

I am also a part-time ninja.

Halloween is coming soon, so why not kick off a quiz with a round on candy. I really don't have that much of a sweet tooth. I'm not one of those people that sits in front of a pile of chocolate and goes to down on it. I'm more the type that sits in front of a pile of chocolate, takes maybe two small chocolate bars and says, “ok, I'm good”. I just don't need to have all that much of it before feeling ike I've had my fill. Now if we're talking popcorn, or any product containing the word “cheese” or “cheeze” or if there's even any kind of cheese powder on it and yeah, I'll inhale that shit and still look for more. So what I'm saying is that as a kid, when Halloween rolled around, my loot haul usually lasted well into the spring time.

So, I've gotta ask. Is Snapchat really that much of a thing? I'm not sure if it's because I'm old now, or what, but Snapchat has not interested me in the slightest. All I ever hear about it is people sending other people dick pics. Not really interested in dick pics. Probably for the same reason I never tried chat roulette a few years back. All I kept hearing was that every time you “spun the wheel” there was a very strong chance that it would end up on “Guy Jerking Off”. And if it didn't come up on that the first time, I would definitely come up eventually. And soon. Kids these days. In my day if you wanted to see a guy masturbating you had to go into a dark alley or something. And he at least had the decency to be doing it under the cover of a long trench coat. Or so I'm told.

Are any of you guys going to San Antonio Beer Festival this weekend? If you are, why not swing by the Geeks Who Drink booth! That's right, we've got a booth! Come on over and say hello. We're spreading the good word of Geek, expanding the Empire and getting new converts to the Revolution. It'll be a lot of fun. Hope we see you there!

GHOSTBUSTERS! Ever wish that Geeks Who Drink would pull the trigger on a Ghostbusters Quiz? Well, sometimes wishes do come true. That's right. On October 25th Geeks Who Drink presents “Don't Cross The Streams: A Ghostbusters Quiz”. So get to watching. Get some costumes put together because there will be a prize for best costume. There may be other shenanigans too. I just have to dream some up. So go HERE for all the details.

And now, a series of plugs for stuff you should already be following:

Are you following Geeks Who Drink on the twitter?

Are you following ME on the twitter?

How about schedulebot for updates on all the important schedule type stuff in the Geeks Empire?

Hey, how about the Geeks Who Drink website?

Or their facebook page?

There's also a facebook page for the Quiz at Lion and Rose – broadway.

There's even a page where you can keep tabs on me and where I'm hosting Quiz and other Geeks Who Drink information.

The Lion and Rose Pub (Broadway)
5148 Broadway
San Antonio, TX 78209
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:59 AM, October 08, 2014
Scores
The Letter Two 64

Polydactyl Shockers 60

The Edge Of Charles 58

First World Problems 50

White House Gun Club 49

Scania R Us 49

Spurs Suck 26

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Quiz Schedule
Mondays: 8pm. Freetail Brewing Co. (4035 N Loop 1604 W #105) Tuesdays: 8pm. The Lion and Rose - Broadway (5148 Broadway) Wednesdays: 8pm. Firehouse Pub and Grill (5380 Walzem Road, San Antonio, Tx).
Shane (Gallifreak)

10 years ago, I left the frozen tundra of Canada to escape the blistering cold of winter, only to move to South Texas where I now run the risk of combusting in the blistering heat of summer.  Apparently I'm drawn to extremes.  No middle of the road for this Crazy Canuck.

I was in severe need of a creative outlet and a place where yelling obsenities at people was acceptable, (and wouldn't get me fired).  Then one day I was handed a microphone by the Overlords at Geeks Who Drink.  I was instructed to "Go forth and entertain drunken nerds with wit and snark.  Oh, and ask them these quiz questions while you're there."

And so I did, and it was good.

If you quiz at a venue where video rounds are shown for round 7, then chances are it was produced by me.  I hope you enjoy them.

I have been accused of "hating everything" but I actually like many things.  I am a total geek for Star Wars, the works of Neil Gaiman, The Ramones, Shonen Knife, Nerdist, (Classic) Dr. Who, pro wrestling, good beer, poutine, British television and cheese.  All else is pointless, irrelevant and a waste of time.

I am also a part-time ninja.

Tonight was an extra special night at Quiz for two reasons. The first reason being that we were celebrating the fact that Geeks Who Drink has been bringing our brand of Quiz goodness to The Lion and Rose – Broadway or SIX YEARS! That's right. Our little Tuesday night haunt is the second oldest Geeks Who Drink venue in all of Texas. So here's to six more years!

The second reason it was a special night was that I managed to drag out of retirement for an extra special one night only appearance, Quizmistress Amanda Reyna. You see, 6 years ago, Amanda launched the very first Quiz at Lion and Rose. Paulina and I Quizzed with Amanda for over a year here at Lion and Rose, and she became one of our closest and dearest friends. In fact I'd consider the very first real friend I ever made in San Antonio. When she stepped down as Quizmistress, she taught me everything I know about the fine art of being a snarky Quizmaster. So I only saw it only fitting that I drag her out of her 4 years of retirement (holy shit has it really been that long?) for this special night. So if you weren't at Quiz tonight, you missed it. Her appearances are rare. Kind of like spotting a unicorn. A unicorn that will fucking stab you if you piss her off.

And I'll say this much. For someone who put down the mic 4 years ago, it was like she never left from the second she picked it back up again. She was as ballsy, crass and funny as she ever was. No rust on her!

And she needed it because we had a couple of drunk Canadians (NO NOT ME!) and an Irishman in the crowd to contend with. And she was on them from the words “sod off ya blitherin' git”.

But seriously, they were fun. Even through the whining that there was no Irish content for our potato eating friend. I promise that some day we'll have a round on “Limericks, Leprechauns, Famines and Getting Drunk And Punching Out Your Pa”. Writers! Make that shit happen.

I did test out an old myth though. I played Danny Boy to try and make ol' Irish cry, but it didn't work. Weird. And when confronted about it later in Quiz, he didn't believe me when I said I'd even played it. He was probably too sloshed to notice. The heartless bastard. But it was super fun to hear that accent bellowing from the crowd. Some things just sound funnier when said in that accent. And the son of a bitch could speak Gaelic too! That was a trip.

The Canadians of course were super polite, like we are known to be. It's kind of funny. I've been in “The States” for over a decade now, and I've lost quite a bit of my accent. Sure there's still my “aboots” and my “eh?” comes out (or oot) on occasion. But the general lilt and melodic quality to my speech has all but disappeared. UNTIL I start talking to another Canadian. And them BOOM, it's back. In fact one of the Canadians commented on it. After talking with me one on one for about a minute, he remarked that he had thought I was fucking with them when I mentioned that I was also Canadian, because my accent wasn't very noticeable while I was talking on the mic. But once we were having a conversation (and heard the accent of my homeland) they could tell right away that I was in fact Canadian.

Someone buy me the entire run of Degrassi Jr High and Degrassi High STAT. Throw in some Corner Gas and reruns of This Hour Has 22 Minutes so I can get my damned accent back. I really do miss the lilt that my accent used to have.

Super dooper extra special thanks for Amanda for coming out of retirement. It was so fantastic to have you back. Nothing made me smile more than hosting a Quiz with my two best friends, Paulina and Amanda. Maybe we'll drag her out of retirement another time. And thanks or Geeks Who Drink primo Geek Overlord John Dicker with letting me bring her back as a co-host for tonight.

GHOSTBUSTERS! Ever wish that Geeks Who Drink would pull the trigger on a Ghostbusters Quiz? Well, sometimes wishes do come true. That's right. On October 25th Geeks Who Drink presents “Don't Cross The Streams: A Ghostbusters Quiz”. So get to watching. Get some costumes put together because there will be a prize for best costume. There may be other shenanigans too. I just have to dream some up. So go HERE for all the details.

And now, a series of plugs for stuff you should already be following:

Are you following Geeks Who Drink on the twitter?

Are you following ME on the twitter?

How about schedulebot for updates on all the important schedule type stuff in the Geeks Empire?

Hey, how about the Geeks Who Drink website?

Or their facebook page?

There's also a facebook page for the Quiz at Lion and Rose – broadway.

There's even a page where you can keep tabs on me and where I'm hosting Quiz and other Geeks Who Drink information.

The Lion and Rose Pub (Broadway)
5148 Broadway
San Antonio, TX 78209
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:14 AM, October 01, 2014
Scores
Murder on The Results ? Orient Express 81

Erections Ahoy 77

Swifter Than Kanye 76

Suck Cock Adders 75

Christ Punchers 75

Occupy War Street 69

Texbola 2014 68

Walter 68

The Cool Arrows 66

Fear, Surprise, Ruthless Efficiency, An Almost Fanatical Devotion To The Pope, And Nice Red Uniforms 57

Kappa Krew 57

One Man Wolfpack 34

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Quiz Schedule
Mondays: 8pm. Freetail Brewing Co. (4035 N Loop 1604 W #105) Tuesdays: 8pm. The Lion and Rose - Broadway (5148 Broadway) Wednesdays: 8pm. Firehouse Pub and Grill (5380 Walzem Road, San Antonio, Tx).
Shane (Gallifreak)

10 years ago, I left the frozen tundra of Canada to escape the blistering cold of winter, only to move to South Texas where I now run the risk of combusting in the blistering heat of summer.  Apparently I'm drawn to extremes.  No middle of the road for this Crazy Canuck.

I was in severe need of a creative outlet and a place where yelling obsenities at people was acceptable, (and wouldn't get me fired).  Then one day I was handed a microphone by the Overlords at Geeks Who Drink.  I was instructed to "Go forth and entertain drunken nerds with wit and snark.  Oh, and ask them these quiz questions while you're there."

And so I did, and it was good.

If you quiz at a venue where video rounds are shown for round 7, then chances are it was produced by me.  I hope you enjoy them.

I have been accused of "hating everything" but I actually like many things.  I am a total geek for Star Wars, the works of Neil Gaiman, The Ramones, Shonen Knife, Nerdist, (Classic) Dr. Who, pro wrestling, good beer, poutine, British television and cheese.  All else is pointless, irrelevant and a waste of time.

I am also a part-time ninja.

You know, Americans sure hate the letter “U”. This has been my experience as a Canadian living in your country. You all hate the letter “U” about as much as you hate two dollar bills, which to a Canadian is downright insane. I have received on occasion as much as $17 IN ONE DOLLAR BILLS as my change. This is where a $2 bill (or coin in the case of Canada) would be a wonderful thing. $2 bill in the United States are so rarely seen that when they are, they are thought of as “not real money” or the purchaser being held for security for trying to pass off fake money. It's true. But anyway, this is not about $2 bills, although one day I plan on buying something huge, like a flat screen TV in nothing but $2 because it would be hilarious. No, this is about your hatred for the letter “U”. You all have removed that letter from so many words that were originally spelled with one. Labour, colour, neighbourhood. Fucking DOUGHNUT. Hell, you just dropped a whole bunch of the letters in that one, didn't you? Is this some sort of rebellious carryover from the little skirmish you had with the Brits all those years ago? Or is it just laziness? I only bring this up because it took you all an incredibly long time to answer the bonus question correctly tonight where the answer was spelling CAMOUFLAGE correctly. Ya just couldn't stand to put that damned “U” in there, could ya? Sometimes it pays to have a Canadian on your team. Or a Brit I guess.

Man, did we ever hear some shitty musicals tonight. What possesses people to take a decent movie and turn it into a shitty musical. I mean besides money. Seriously, did we really need Carrie, the Musical? Did we really need Catch Me If You Can as a musical? Ok, maybe Heathers was a good idea for a musical if only to hear the words, “I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON” sung on a stage somewhere. But other than that, all these musicals are pretty pointless to be honest. Although it was quite amusing that after Quiz, Karissa showed me that she was wearing an Evil Dead, The Musical T-shirt. It's like she knew! It was very strange, but very cool as well.

Don't forget everyone that next week we celebrate SIX YEARS of Quizzing at Lion and Rose! That's right, they've let us Quiz for 6 years in their fine establishment, so come on out next week and give them some love! Working on bringing in a special guest host as well. So we'll see you there! Have a great week!

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