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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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11:37 PM, May 22, 2013
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Musket Ears 105
Crack Suicide Sqaud 93
Hodor, Hodor 90
AnalRapists 87
The Turbonerds 87
Fumke's Bluples 86
Oklahomeless 84
Queef Haboob 84
Crystal Math 80
Why Wasn't ICP in OK? 75
Buckley the Vampire Slayers 74
Extended Plastic Dingus 73
Reckless Swagger 71
MCIR+M 68
Xbox 1: Taking 359 steps back 68
The Tornado Goes Whoot Whoot 67
The Honey Zebras 64
I don't know 55
Khantrarians 55
Turkish 51
Amanda Hugnkiss 49
Fancy, Fancy Something, Somrthing 48
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in OK anymore? 0
Tonight's team names make me think you are all sociopaths. Also, I love you.
The Chairman
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A Bar Named Sue, Tuesdays @ 8 		Christopher (The Chairman)

Quizmaster Chairman is a fantastic human being. Seriously. Already a household name, he spends most of his time imagining how cool it would be if he donated to charity, adopted orphaned children & did that surgery on Angelina Jolie's boobs.

A Bar Named Sue has named him "The Quizmaster we were assigned" & Piper Down has named him "That guy who fills in sometimes for our other guy." The customers of these places have raved, "He didn't totally fuck up my night," and "I want that man to plant his seed in me."

He has two critically acclaimed graphic novels published internationally, with a third in the works. Perhaps his greatest acheivement is that they are still selling for full retail on Amazon.

He lives alone with his two cats.

Hello! Piper? DOWN.

No that's not a typo, that's my mixed emotions of being honored to host at this amazing venue, and missing Dr. Nick on a level that forces me to ask questions about myself that I'm not comfortable answering. It comes out it weird ways, I know.

Hey speaking of weird, here are some HIGHLIGHTS! All up in your eyeholes:

- We don't have many Dan Brown fans in the crowd. We can all sleep better at night knowing this.

- Barracuda? For all 8 answers? I mean I appreciate you understanding the theme and all... but... Barracuda?

- When I say American Metro area you say London! American Metro area! London! YOU'RE WRONG.

- I personally accepted "Eddie Murphy is still working?" as an answer to The Tower Heist question. However, rules are rules and I can't give you a point.

- Only dorks know how to pronounce "Gorget."

- Incubus is the male equivalent to the succubus. If we were talking about the band, they aren't the male equivalent to anything.

- My personal favorite of the night: Schindler being confused for Professor Xavier. I mean, come on! One of them is in a wheelchair!

- You're all racist. Michelle Obama was not, nor Oprah, a Cosby kid.

So after these 8 rounds of play, who can resist Musket Ears as wonderful fist place winners.

Once again, Piper Down, thank you for having me! I can't wait to see you next week!

Hugs and sloppy kisses,
-QM Chairman

Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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10:56 PM, May 19, 2013
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Nutbush 71
Dong Dungeon II, Under Dong Skies 69
Dick Bangdana 64
Red Sea Pedestrians 60
The Timelords 57
The Jewish Mothers 56
Cuntesses 54
I Don't Know 39
MDPs 33
Fromundacheese 25
Frank n Beans 19
Get a load of those pipes!
Gar


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Gracie's-Tuesdays, The Tap Room-Wednesdays 		Ryan (Gar)

Gar is an idiot man-child who likes cats, video games and beer.

He's a huge fan of Jeopardy, going so far as to acquire Alex Trebek's former mustache, which causes him to look like Ron Swanson. Mustache got Delilah'd

Despite the occasional run-on sentence, Gar is a dedicated Grammar Nazi. He's also a giant stickler for rules, mainly because his anxious disposition precludes from him convincingly pulling off any untoward behavior of his own.

A social recluse by day, the prospect of booze-fueled battles of wits propels him to leave the warm, comforting glow of his computer monitor each night for pub quiz.

Last week, in a post-quiz euphoric state i thought it was a good idea to sing David Bowie karaoke... i was wrong. Dead wrong.

Fortunately for me tonight i didn't have the same impulse and thus was saved from the devastating experience of preceding and/or following actual opera singers. That's right, after wrapping their week-long run of The Barber of Seville we had members of the Utah Opera taking karaoke out back and showing it who's boss. Who's the boss? They are. Opera singers. Can sing. Better than quizmasters.

Anywho, my own personal inadequacies aside, i do believe we had a quiz tonight. And from what i recall it was a wonderful time. Dong Dungeon II, Under Dong Skies reigned supreme for the first 7/8ths of the quiz, but in a last ditch effort, Nutbush pulled a bunch of nuts out of their bush to leap, dare i say like a flying squirrel, into first place! Leaving Dong Dungeon II to live up to their name, by which i mean they placed second (get it? II?).

Dick Bangdana had another good run but sadly placed third. The first losers as some motivational t-shirts would have you believe. I would say they are the third winners, That sort of thinking allows me to sleep at night.

Well, Dr. Nick's Australian voyage wraps up soon and we have but one more quiz with each other. Let's celebrate by forgetting opera singers exist and karaoking the shit out of ourselves next week!

I love you all! I'm off to watch Game of Thrones! Speaking of which, check out the site for details on the upcoming themed quiz. And sign up for the e-mail!

-Gar

P.S. I'll see you hipster bundles of sticks at the Belle & Sebastian concert!

Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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10:06 AM, May 16, 2013
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Brangelina's Discarded tits 83
ODB's hologram 83
Hodor, Hodor 81
Chad & the Sister wives 75
Fuck you, Ya Fuckin' Fuck! 75
Went to the strip club and all I have to show for it are these blue balls 74
Albino Poop 74
Reckless Swagger 73
Which one of you chocolate starfishes is going to the LB show this weekend? 70
Mike Hunt eats People 69
Fister Roboto mk. II 68
My dog is smarter than your 4th grader & blackhawk fans 65
Lionesses, Tigresses & Bitches, Oh My! 63
Boob Raider No More 62
Mahna Mahna 60
The Brown Coats 59
Quiz in my Pants 57
Down with King Joffery 55
Panic! In the auidiojack 51
Team Wave 48
The Lonley Penis 9
Yum Red Wings 7
"Piper Down." Nailed it!
The Chairman
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A Bar Named Sue, Tuesdays @ 8 		Christopher (The Chairman)

Quizmaster Chairman is a fantastic human being. Seriously. Already a household name, he spends most of his time imagining how cool it would be if he donated to charity, adopted orphaned children & did that surgery on Angelina Jolie's boobs.

A Bar Named Sue has named him "The Quizmaster we were assigned" & Piper Down has named him "That guy who fills in sometimes for our other guy." The customers of these places have raved, "He didn't totally fuck up my night," and "I want that man to plant his seed in me."

He has two critically acclaimed graphic novels published internationally, with a third in the works. Perhaps his greatest acheivement is that they are still selling for full retail on Amazon.

He lives alone with his two cats.

Good evening, Piper Down-ites!

This is QM Chairman, still covering for the vacationing Doctor Nick. I hope he's swinging some clubs down there in Austrailia, since that's what good doctors do on vacation. Let's face it: chances are, since he's in Austrailia, he's probably running for dear life from some sort of frog that can kill you by belching the national anthem (which is Thunderstruck by AC/DC). I want to send him a text to make sure he's okay, but am unsure if I should send it tomorrow or yesterday.

Lets go over some HIGHLIGHTS:

- When I say 'Murica, you say 'Fuck yeah.' One of the finest moments in my quizzing career, Piper. This is just a small part of why you are an amazing group of people.

- Sergi Prokofiev would be so sad. You must have all torched your Peter & the Wolf records at Anne's burning party.

- Reddit is a scary place. Sure, it's where pretty user interface goes to die, but there's also a ton of intersting content. Plus, Gentleman Boners. I needn't say more.

- Taco Bell's slogan was never so honest as to have us "Make a shit for the border." Good guess, though.

- No wonder he licensed all those songs, Moby's soul is apparently worth a mere $41. This may be because Vegans are not real people. Science may never know.

- I don't think anyone in last night's crowd has played Operation. I saw 'appendix' way too much.

Holy shit, what a quiz! After eight rounds we had another tie, this time for 1st place between ODB's Hologram & Brangelina's Discarded Tits. Then you smarty-pantsers went on to tie in sudden death, forcing me to get all 'The Price is Right' on you. I never thought I'd say this, but congratulations to Brangelina's Discarded Tits! They had the closest answer to our Carnegie Hall tiebreaker question.

I love you all, sweet Piper Down, and I can't wait to see you again next Wednesday.

Big hugs & sloppy kisses,
-QM Chairman!

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