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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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2:17 PM, April 17, 2014
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The REAL tragedy would have been raising 7 children in Pleasant Grove 81

Extruded Plastic Dingus 78

I didn't know I was pregnant: so I killed my baby 7 times 75

Happy Birthday to Hallie and Heidi! Fuck everyone else 74

Pleasant Grove Garage Sale 72

Skunk Monkeys 72

No Wang Clan 72

Wereworf Bar Mitzvah 71

Phuk Speleeng (and other things) 70

Dr. Manhattan's Big Blue Dick 70

With the inside joke name no one gets 69

Back Porch Philosophers 68

Relatively Crack Suicide Squad 68

Haywood Jablome 68

Yaay Baseball!! 68

If your ass was a Chinese restaurant, I'd have the poopoo platter 67

Jedi Unleashed 66

Crosby Sucks 63

Evil Eye 59

John Swallow's Hard Drive 59

Psyclones 58

Captain Vodka, Winter Water 55

Team Bertha 53

I don't give a shit 53

Buttlickers 23

Fish Jesus Died for your Fins 19

Blue Ball 7

My girlfriedn can't wrestle but you should see her box 5

Lady 2

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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I should have remembered to prepare myself. We got through Sunday night with little mention while the news was fresh. But I should know better that it is always a Wednesday thing to push the envelope of good taste.

Fresh? Certainly not. Good taste? Let's not even think of that. Word choice, it's just a thing that I do.

So tonight was all about birthdays, babies, and the Wu Tang Clan, who certainly is nothing to trust with a sharp object. Though in truth, the connection to Wu Tang is mostly lazy journalism. Can you believe it? Lazy journalism in America? Unpossible!

We also had Jedi. Yes, there were those in our midst that control the force. Thankfully, they didn't bring a Wookie, because then I would have had to let them win. Say what you will, but I'd rather keep my arms.

It was a celebration for Happy Birthday to Hallie and Heidi! Fuck everyone else. And they came close to the top. Just outside of the top ten we had the well-named With the inside joke name no one gets. Up at the top we had I didn't know I was pregnant, so I killed my baby 7 times who finished just short of a prize. Not to be outdone with the insensitive team name, The REAL tragedy would have been raising 7 children in Pleasant Grove. Extruded Plastic Dingus came in second, with the dead-baby-free team name.

It's ComicCon weekend, so enjoy the madness of the next few days. But be sure to be right here Sunday to kick off your week the only right way.

See you next time!

Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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12:16 PM, April 14, 2014
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Three murders and a vile gay kiss 85

Pleasant Grove Daycare 82

Chumbawumba 2: Electric Boogaloo 76

Molly Hatchet Face 76

Quantum Physting 75

Welcome Back Wigglesworth 75

1912 Titanic Swim Team 75

Bar Staph Infection 73

My heart bleeds for trivia 73

Car Ramroad 71

Sarcasm, it beats killing people 71

Champs 69

Birthday Scotch Valkyrie 68

Hispanic at the disco 66

Don't steal our fucking team name, love Dick Bangdana 66

She likes the cock 30

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Sundays & Wednesdays: Piper Down 7:30pm.
Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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Oh Utah, you just can't stay out of the news lately. Amidst the appellate court review of the overturned gay marriage ban, we had the Provo woman who spent nearly $600 on “filthy t-shirts” to protect the children. Over the past week, yet another super-mom makes headlines when she complains to our premier theatre company about a filthy, vile moment that her teenage son was exposed to.

In the performance of a 40-year-old play about premeditated murder, there was a brief moment of offensive filth! Two men... did something horrid...

They kissed!

This week I was watching one of my favourite films, Fight Club. Scene after scene, I started to notice the homosexual undertones between Tyler and (Cornelius, Rupert, any of the names he gives). I couldn't believe it. I can't let my children watch this film because of all the gay agenda being shoved down our throats!

Also, they found a woman with a house full of dead babies, but that's hardly a concern with all these real problems we have in society.

Well, it was good to have you out on this beautiful Sunday night. We saw Pleasant Grove Daycare take an early lead. They must have some free time since those babies are so quiet. At the end, Chumbawumba 2: Electric Boogaloo came close to the top, but Three murders and a vile gay kiss got the glory of the win.

Until next time, remind your friends that HBOGo is a thing, and DVR is another thing. So get out of the house on Sunday and play! Also, make sure you have your calendars marked for May the Fourth! Let the Wookie Win: A quiz on the original Star Wars Trilogy right here at Piper Down. I'm working on my costume, and you will not want to miss out on what will be sure to be one of the most exciting theme quizzes in the galaxy. 

Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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12:50 PM, April 10, 2014
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Fig Puckers 88

Crack Suicide Squad 84

It's a good thing we're pretty 82

The Dusty Colas 81

The Rockafeller Skanks 79

Nipples McGee 77

Phuk Speleeing 77

Period Poops 76

Lots of people name their teams â?? lots of cunts 74

Balls Deep in a HoHo 73

The Team formerly known as Republicans campaigning against Obama 71

Heads down on Cox 69

Back Porch Philosophers 65

Icepick lobotomy 65

Filthy Braggard 61

Pinche Humans 57

The Butt Stalions 56

Shut your face 50

Malaysia Flight 370 50

Trebek's mustache 44

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Sundays & Wednesdays: Piper Down 7:30pm.
Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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Nikola Tesla. He's become a bit of a rockstar thanks to a popular comic artist. Of course, we all know Henry Ford. If only our culture wasn't so damn boring, and we valued having fun more, everyone would be familiar with George Ferris of wheel fame.

What has happened to the concept of leaving the house and actually doing something? Damn the concept of the “home entertainment center.” Sitting down to a little TV or a video game is fine, but it shouldn't be the central focus of our lives. I want Ferris Wheels, carnivals, and real entertainment. Most importantly, freak shows of a higher quality! What has happened to the glory of the freak-show performer? We've given up the economy of carnies to buy more expensive TVs and subscribe to the cable company.

How much does a cable subscription cost these days? Isn't it like over $100? What a crock of shit. Cancel your cable package. Do it! Spend that money on something truly fun every month. Shit, spend that on a single meal and enjoy life! And keep George Ferris in your mind and dream of a future where engineers are daring to do something exciting.

Anyways, kudos to those Fig Puckers for grabbing the win. They worked their way to a tie with Crack Suicide Squad going into round eight, then beat them with a big 14-point Round Eight.

Shazam, and all that other stuff.

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