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Coming out of the closet? That's so Raven. But who knew that news would put disco queen, Donna Summers, in the grave?
Yes, Rumour Has It... that Raven is out. Good for her. She never was one of those Disney Channel Bad Girls. Well, good luck to her and her Hot Stuff. Enough Donna Summers puns for you? I had to say something, as she's now had her Last Dance.
Aaaand... Scene.
Ghostbusters, mythbusters, tiny dicks, and assholes were all over the quiz. Never did I think I would speak the words, "You know, I've never stared at a tortoise's asshole..." A couple of teams really used the email to formulate their team names. Adjust your Stanz, my Peter's Egon a Savage your Hyneman and The last of the meketrik supplicants made good use of that clue.
Then, we had those addicted to Diablo 3. My dick has been lonely, my hands have been playing Diablo 3, It took 5 people to pry me away from Diablo 3, and Error 37.
Finally, going straight for the cover of TIME magazine, Attachment Parenting is the tits!
Error 37 fought tough for being only 3 players. They nearly had the win, but it was The Inebriati who dominated the quiz, and what appeared to be every piece of glassware at Piper Down.
What have I always said, the team that drinks together, wins together.
See you Sunday!
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This is Quizmaster Gar, in for Dr. Nick. Dr. Nick was out of town doing charity work for an organization called Doctors Without Emotional Boundaries. We anxiously await his return from doing the Lord's work.
A small, but dedicated group of quizzers shirked their responsibilities to their mothers and joined me for an amazing night of pub quizzing.
Although all of the teams did very well, I'd Switch Teams For A Hung Kenyan Socialist hung on to their early lead to cinch the top spot. Oh My Gourd pulled into second place midway and that's where they stayed. Piper Down Bitches was too busy plying us with alcohol to complete all the rounds but still performed admirably.
Thanks to everyone for making my second hosting attempt a wonderfully fun time.
-Gar
As requested, here is a Spotify playlist of the songs i played last night: http://t.co/OnOaW1tI
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That Jesus guy sure gets a lot of attention from really shitty bands. Coincidence? I think not. Of course, I'm not lumping in Jars of Clay with that group. You know, the guys who did Flood in the 90s, and hands-down the greatest Christian rock band ever!
Sure, they're no Backstreet Boys, but who is?
If Jesus were real, he'd probably make wishes come true. If that were possible, Spoiler Alert: 1st place or I burn this bar to the ground could have saved their near-win and entire-quiz lead up to round eight. Jesus: 0; Round 8: 1; QM Dr. Nick: 3.4159265. Yes, I am without end, circular, eternal.
Kidding, of course.
Or am I?
What the fuck am I writing about?
It's incredible that I have the ability to edit, yet I do not.
Damn, what a quiz! First through 14th place were within 12 points. The rest of the field, not that far behind. Based on the scores tonight, you've all got 99 areas of expertise, and Trebek ain't one. Hey, the quiz obviously was too easy, up to that point.
In the end, Spoiler Alert was only 4 points from the win. Chicks, Dicks, and Stevie Nicks tied with the power-house Obama officially endorses Santorum, and The Inebriati gave a team-mate a killer birthday present of Irish Car-Bomb cupcakes and a second place finish. Just squeaking past them was a brilliant tribute to the late-great Adam Yauch, MCA has gone to another dimension, another dimension, another dimension.
Best post-mortum team name EVER!
Keep 'em coming, kids! You guys are the dynamite which blows me over the top of every hump-day.
Peace, love, and gay marriages for all! (Abortions for some, and tiny American flags for the rest!)