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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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11:47 AM, July 28, 2014
Scores
Randall's last stand 81

#morleywedding 80

Punchin' the munchkin 78

Double fisted root canal 75

The botched executioners 75

LeBron only got back to Cleveland because he didn't fly over Ukraine 65

Comic Con-Artists (TM) 65

Kate Kelly and the Mystery of the missing priesthood 64

More balls than a game of chinese checkers 64

Rage against Florence and the Machine 62

DJ Dogpound 62

Pleasure machine fuck mechanic 61

Irukandji 59

Busted Nuts 57

Battery Operated Clusterfuck 54

Steinsteins 52

Pirates 19

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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Round three had a lot of people really scratching their heads and asking why certain things would be considered good or bad luck. I addressed some who asked, “is this for real?” to which I replied that they're trying to rationalize superstitions, and that is a very good definition of madness.

But, let's take a look at the top three WTF superstitions from round three:

Eating chicken on a Thursday: bad luck.

Not to preach my own belief of why one mustn't eat chicken at all, despite my belief that birds are inherently assholes and thus would be the perfect target of consumption. Let's think about what Thursday is. Of course, the name comes from “Thor's Day” honoring that powerful god Chris Hemsworth and his mighty hair. He is brave and just, and eating chicken on that day is akin to calling the mighty Thor a chicken. Angering the Thunder from Down-Under would indeed make for a bad day.

Receiving a black cat as a gift: good luck.

Wait, aren't black cats bad luck? Some believe the black cat walking onto the field of a Chicago Cubs game provided proof of the bad luck of the black feline. The truth is that they actually sucked and would have lost that game had a unicorn presented itself on field. Black cats have been tied to Satanism and the occult, but let's face it, it's just a cat. So why is receiving a black cat as a gift good luck? That “friend” who gave you a black cat has just revealed that he or she is an evil person with malicious intent on ruining your life by putting a hairy creature in your home. Now you know that person is not to be trusted and you need to excuse them from your life.

A spider falling on your face: good luck.

This one is simple. Think of all the people you have met who tell you how wonderful it is to have kids. Similarly, a spider falling on your face is something none of us really want, but we must tell ourselves it is a fortunate life event otherwise we may jump in front of a moving TRAX train.

I'm kidding, of course. About something. Can't be sure what.

Anyways, big congratulations to Randall's Last Stand as we send another fair quizzer off to the magical land of less awesome places than Salt Lake. We'll miss you, and I hope your team can find a replacement who knows each member of the Backstreet Boys.

Second place went to the underdogs of #MarleyWedding who have a couple of members celebrating some sort of life event soon. I think it's a bris. Perhaps a divorce. Can't say for sure.

And an honorary mention to Comic Con-Artists(TM) for simply understanding the proper combination of text styling and sarcasm. Excelsior?

 

Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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11:52 AM, July 24, 2014
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Brigham's Bad bitches 81

Crack Suicide Squad 80

Nananananananananana fuck Wes! 79

I thought all you nerds would be at Comic Con 78

Jerky Boys 77

Balls Akimbo 76

Pioneer children drank as they walked & walked & walked 75

Back Porch Philosophers 75

The super soakers 75

The no-longer flying Dutchment 75

Pie and Beer Day 73

Daffa Dildos 73

The Smartinis 72

Not your average comquat 71

Punky Brewster, MD 71

The fifth wheel 70

Crusafucks 70

Pitching a tent for Pioneer Day 70

We miss NSYNC 69

Go Team? 69

Bring Em Young 66

Kryptonite 66

I've made a huge mistake 65

Dick Bangdana 64

Ratjacks 63

Here for beer 62

Trivia Wonder Super Friends 62

Ass-snackers 62

B-A-B-E-S 62

#fangirlproblems 61

Sweet cheeks 60

Mixed Bag of Nuts 57

Destiny's Other Child 56

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Sundays & Wednesdays: Piper Down 7:30pm.
Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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So many topics in the quiz that just make you wonder where am I? What's wrong with society? Whose pants are these?

Okay, maybe not as much the last one. That had nothing to do with the quiz. That has everything to do with booze.

America, it's time you get your shit together. When President Bush said some guy a billion miles away had weapons of mass-destruction, and that there were atrocities occurring under his regime, way too many people were happy to send our citizens to die for their freedom, and the so-called improvement of the world. But a few hundred children whose parents bought all the lying shit from our brochures (okay, so I'm not sure we actually print said brochures, but you get the point of how we've been screaming for 200+ years about how incredible America is, and we put up the big statue telling the world to bring us those tired, poor, huddled masses...) and suddenly those same people are up-in-arms about them staying here.

Buy the kids a fucking cheeseburger. Am I right? A bunch of assholes gave some douchemuppet $51,000 to make potato salad. That seems like enough damn potato salad to feed however many immigrant children. Maybe we could kickstarter to buy them their own apartment complex and a factory for them to work in.

I mean, almost 100,000 people joined in to abuse the kickstarter platform to make a movie, pledging almost $6 million dollars.

Yes, I am calling that a ridiculous abuse of fundraising. Because in the real world, an actor/writer/whatever would set a meeting with a studio executive. They'd chat about what it's like being millionaires for no damn reason, the executive would pretend to look at the script, the actor would spin a tale about how great this is going to be. Some cocaine would probably be involved, and said actor/writer would get a green light to make a damn movie.

Actually, in the civilized world, this could include the state-funded media network who would kick in a bit of funding to make it happen to support the nation's claim to superior entertainment production. But we don't live in that part of the civilized world.

I'll just sit here and shake my head about where our priorities are.

Alas, you know what really matters? Being right here in our community, and packing Piper Down to capacity to have some drinks and fun with some of the coolest people on earth. So let's not worry about anything else, let's just keep doing that.

The night was a blast, and we almost saw a Crack Suicide Squad upset by Nananananananana Fuck Wes! Which, if you didn't know, is indeed a dis name at a member of that squad. Appropriately done on the 75th anniversary of Batman.

Oh shit, it's was Batman's 75th anniversary? I guess we were meant to get him diamonds. Screw that, Bruce Wayne will take care of our gift.

The win went to Brigham's Bad Bitches who are trying to start some sort of a win dynasty. Keep it up, you crazy bitches.

See you next time.

Hugs and kisses!

Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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11:35 AM, July 21, 2014
Scores
Ladies who lunch 92

Better late than pregnant 89

Shit for names 85

Trivia Wonder Super Friends 84

Dirty Bourbon River Show 82

Hobby Lobby employees get a discount on Saran Wrap, so it's okay 82

Comma Bitch 80

Mr. Boogitey's birthday 80

Dick Bangdana 80

Mike Middlesex 78

Beer, Beats, Battlestar Gallactica 77

Team Ramrod 67

Us 61

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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It's not every night that we follow the quiz with an incredible band on tour. Which means it's even less frequent that said band plays the quiz, and nearly dominates. But that did happen. Who would have thought a professional band knows a thing or two about music?

I guess it's a good thing we didn't do a round on Mardis Gras, or bourbon...

Ladies who lunch returned from their way-too-long hiatus with a commanding win. Fueled by Saturday Night Live and random knowledge, I thought they may be holding out too much on that joker, but it worked for them. Better late than pregnant performed great in the audio round, and held out to squeeze in their second place finish.

Thankfully, you're not all as racist as I thought, and you could tell the difference between our various Indian-American celebrities in round five. And the Periodic Table was the spirit animal of a few fortunate teams.

Thanks to Dirty Bourbon River Band for playing along and performing a hell of a set at Piper Down. I hope they get the roof repaired before our next quiz on Wednesday, because you blew it the hell off. 

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