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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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9:11 PM, February 28, 2015
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Don't teach a man to quiz, he's a grown man and quizzing isn't that hard 76

Crazy Emily and The Douche 75

5000 Gluesticks in the Wind 69

Blood Orphans 67

Pawnee Goddesses 67

Gergich Gang 67

Jamm'd in the pants 66

Conic Sections of Dunshire 66

Scrotation Marks 66

Pawnee Porpoises 64

The Very Good Pub Quiz team 64

Pawnee Rangers 63

Crack Finger 60

Ron Swanson pyramid of greatness 60

Pitch Black Pope 54

Infinite Fail 52

Mouserat 52

Team Upland 52

Scarecrow Boat 52

The day after pill, a new scent by David Feinstein 51

What's amazing about this team is it's amazing! I'm Perd Hapley 50

Andy's mouth surprise 46

Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants 45

3 kin formerly 4 skin 37

The Haverskins 36

Fiveskin 26

Mr. Bigglesworth 14

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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All sugared up, and ready to conquer the world! Or... Pawnee, Indiana. And that we did! What an incredible night of all the questions and beer in the bar. I'm not entirely sure we finished off all the beer, but we did make a nice attempt.

26 teams battled it out, and the Ron Swansonest of all team names went home the victors. Don't teach a man to quiz. He's a grown man, and quizzing isn't hard won the big whopping prize of well over $200. They immediately phoned their boy Jean-Ralphio and are planning something big with all that paper!

No spoilers for the quiz, so we'll wrap this bad boy up. Check the scores, yo!

Be back here Sunday and Wednesday for more big Geeks Who Drink action. 

Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
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12:06 PM, February 26, 2015
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Crack Suicide Squad 82

Mormons Burning Bridges 79

Crouching Woman, Hidden Cucumber 77

A stripper named pancakes 77

Pork Chop Express 75

Back Porch Philosophers 72

Vag Videographers 72

Pair o Fimosis 70

Let it go: That's Travolting 69

Professor Sodomy J Balltickle 68

Drunk, high, or crazy 67

In last place, drinking by himself 65

General O'Reilley's Hotel Adventure 65

As long as we're not last 62

Quiz my ass 59

Ron Swanson for President 57

Slice of Life 56

My ham wallet is full of skin flutes 48

Masters of Necromancy 48

B is for Bukkake 45

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Sundays & Wednesdays: Piper Down 7:30pm.
Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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Our round two explored songs with instruments in their titles. Unfortunately, I couldn't fit in anything with the octobass. Who doesn't love a ten-foot-tall bass that takes two people to play? Everyone, that is who. What... This is an interest that no one should have ever asked for, unless of course, we could teach an octopus to play the bass.

Holy shit! My life will not be complete until I teach an octopus to play bass. Can you imagine how amazing that would be? You know they could absolutely learn it in a single afternoon.

All hail our cephalopod overlords. Those things are the best.

Anyways, nothing is going to top an octopus playing bass, but Crack Suicide Squad's performance came close. They narrowly beat out the bar for the top spot, with Mormons Burning Bridges finishing second.

Hugs and kisses, everyone!

Piper Down
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1:10 PM, February 23, 2015
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Cherry Popper and the Sorceror's Bone 80

Symbionese Liberation Kennel Club 79

1 year younger than Drew 75

Topical Humours 72

The Bastards of House Baratheon 70

Vinegar Strokes 68

Lap Dan 2.0 68

Mustache Riders 68

Just like boobs on Total Recall, Mitt Romney's failed presidential runs come in 3 65

Dick Bangdana 65

If I read this I have a small penis 64

Mourning Would 63

The Buttsauce Academy 63

Terms of Enrampagement 61

Michael J Fox likes it shaken not stirred 61

I hope they serve beer in Narnia 59

It's been in your mouth 58

Blank Space 57

Most accurate racial depiction: The Interview 49

Won is the loneliest number 48

Vag Bangdana 46

What if... Black Hitler? 44

Chick Fil Atio 42

Neil Patrick Harris Yes 41

Puke Knobs 40

Geekopolous 36

Dinosaurs 34

Bukakke 34

Vlad Impaled Her 29

Bearson 18

Frank N. Stew 12

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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Across the Twittersphere and Facebook Universe, there was a lot of talk from people boasting that they don't “Watch the Oscars,” or criticizing how terrible of a display of Hollywood patting itself on the back. While I do agree that a lot of awards go to absolutely terrible films and mediocre acting, (ahem, everything by Kathryn Bigelow) an equal number of awards are well-deserved.

What we have here is the same as all of our social and political problems is the “if it's not perfect in my view, blow the whole thing up” mentality. While I fully agree to that philosophy when it comes to little things like texting and driving, being old while driving, distracted driving, and glorifying war, we can't just say all movies today suck because there is a terrible racist idea made into a movie by a washed up geezer lunatic.

I mean, did you bastards see Whiplash? Mother of Jesus that was incredible. But face it, you all enjoy movies. Just like many of you enjoy specific TV shows. I'm not going to never see another film just because I made the mistake of seeing Steve Carrell's fake nose deliver twelve lines over the span of 134 painful minutes. So how about we cut the hyperbole? I didn't watch the Oscars, and not just because I'd much rather quiz your asses off. I didn't need to make a declaration of how I didn't plan to watch it.

I swear, do you live that lonely of lives that your social media posts are about what you are NOT doing? How about telling the world what you are doing? Seems much more exciting to me.

Do you know what is even better than sitting around online whining? Going to the damn bar like our full house of quizzers. In a very challenging quiz, Cherry Popper and the Sorceror's Bone got the win, with Symbionese Liberation Kennel Club just behind them.

Hugs and kisses all!

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