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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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11:35 AM, July 21, 2014
Scores
Ladies who lunch 92

Better late than pregnant 89

Shit for names 85

Trivia Wonder Super Friends 84

Dirty Bourbon River Show 82

Hobby Lobby employees get a discount on Saran Wrap, so it's okay 82

Comma Bitch 80

Mr. Boogitey's birthday 80

Dick Bangdana 80

Mike Middlesex 78

Beer, Beats, Battlestar Gallactica 77

Team Ramrod 67

Us 61

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Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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It's not every night that we follow the quiz with an incredible band on tour. Which means it's even less frequent that said band plays the quiz, and nearly dominates. But that did happen. Who would have thought a professional band knows a thing or two about music?

I guess it's a good thing we didn't do a round on Mardis Gras, or bourbon...

Ladies who lunch returned from their way-too-long hiatus with a commanding win. Fueled by Saturday Night Live and random knowledge, I thought they may be holding out too much on that joker, but it worked for them. Better late than pregnant performed great in the audio round, and held out to squeeze in their second place finish.

Thankfully, you're not all as racist as I thought, and you could tell the difference between our various Indian-American celebrities in round five. And the Periodic Table was the spirit animal of a few fortunate teams.

Thanks to Dirty Bourbon River Band for playing along and performing a hell of a set at Piper Down. I hope they get the roof repaired before our next quiz on Wednesday, because you blew it the hell off. 

Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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1:32 PM, July 17, 2014
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Ass snackers 82

90s babies: we don't remember the casette player 81

Congratulations to North Korea on your 14th consecutive World Cup win 80

Fun pusher 79

Crack Suicide Squad 78

Krampus 77

Whatever makes you happy 75

#fangirlproblems 74

Go back to Mexico you Hondurans 73

Trivia Wonder Super Friends 73

Back Porch Philosophers 70

Nerdy and dirty 67

The Try-Hards 66

Business secrets of the pharoahs 65

Boobytrap backwards is partyboob 65

It's Grape... soda 63

Ratjacks 59

Oh Quiz Nos 51

Djinn and Jews 43

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Sundays & Wednesdays: Piper Down 7:30pm.
Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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The great nation of North Korea dominated the pub quiz competition at Piper Down. It was brutal. No other team could match the brilliance and cunning knowledge of pop culture like the warriors for the great leader Kim Jung Un.

They would like to extend a heart-felt thanks for attempting to match them in this competition. Without weaker teams to compete with, these superheroes would not be able to flex the skills of their far-superior brains over the rest.

History will always remember this night, and many like it.

However, the Ass Snackers will remember it as their night of dominance and the fact that the Quizmaster simply couldn't read their handwriting.

“Ass shakers?” “Ass smackers?” “Ass crackers?” “Add snackers?”

Whatever. Hope you liked your birthday gift. Thanks for rick-rolling us in a most epic way.

Right behind them, 90s babies: we don't remember the cassette player. That. is. Just. Tragic. Once upon a time, we had to sit next to the radio, fingers on the record button (and play button, as you had to simultaneously press both) ready to record that song you couldn't get enough of. This is why I know so many 80s songs based on the first note. I was prepped. Ready to rock. I also had catalogs of Dr. Demento show recordings. Now, you search. Everything is served to you so easily. Yet too many of you have only limited knowledge of the music being played on top-40 stations. How the hell...

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Anyways, see you lovely folks next time. Hugs & kisses!

Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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11:55 AM, July 14, 2014
Scores
Bar staph infection 75

You Gotze be kidding me! 74

Sarcasm- it beats killing people 73

Quiz in my pants 68

How does Willos wipe his ass 66

Try hards 65

Brazilian soccer snuff film 64

Tuna LaFetus 62

Slow clap, oh it burns 61

The busted nuts 58

The dominant species 58

The HI JAKE 58

The snot rockets 57

Motor boating son of a bitch 56

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Sundays & Wednesdays: Piper Down 7:30pm.
Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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Well, Germany has won the World Cup, which is pretty much the most legitimate international sporting competition. Sure, there's that Olympic thing, but that's just too many separate events. With the horrors of our Supreme Court's non-stop buggery, the fact that we have a Bureau of Safety and Environmental Enforcement, and the knowledge that we will never have functional government in America simply because we don't have functional voters, I'd like to propose again that the winner of the World Cup gets to rule the world for four years.

We could do worse than Germany, right? Their past notwithstanding (but seriously, like any country, none of us are perfect) Germany is really kicking ass lately financially, ethically, and culturally. This is the country in which Walmart fails because people prefer their local markets who are priced lower. They've ruled that employees cannot be fired over what someone posts on Facebook, and most importantly they have that beer purity law. I'm not advocating a dictatorship, but I think Germany should get veto powers over our local government when we start fucking things up. Supreme Court gets out of hand, Germany gets to step in and straighten them out. The FDA is taking bribes to legalize poisons? Germany gets to spank them.

Sure, the whole plan gets fucked if Brazil wins again. Let's just make sure that doesn't happen. Argentina... Well, they make damn fine wine, so I guess that would be a bonus.

Mmmm, wine. The best thing to come from grapes. Raisins, jam, drank... These things are okay. But wine makes those delectable fruits worth it.

Congrats to Bar Staph Infection who pulled off a narrow win over You Gotze be kidding me! And Sarcasm- it beats killing people. See you cats next week, where we're following the quiz with a killer New Orleans jazz band. Be there!

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