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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
Comment Now
11:36 AM, May 17, 2012
Scores
The Inebriati 80
Error 37 78
The last of the meketrik supplicants 76
Lancel, Osmond Kettleback and moonboy for all I know 75
Spoiler Alert: it's a sled, it's a fucking sled 75
I don't know what I've been told... But Wilding pussy is mighty cold 74
Rocket Surgeons 73
I can't get my arms around Shaq's painted on abs 70
Chicks, dicks, and Stevie Nicks 70
Cream of sum old boy 70
Raven Simone is gay? That's so Raven 70
It took 5 people to pry me away from Diablo 3 69
Adjust your Stanz, my Peter's Egon a Savage your Hyneman 68
Attachment parenting is the tits 65
Pulp Friction massage parlor 65
Extruded plastic dingus 64
Swedish dildo lickers 63
In Texas' defense, all you hispanics look alike 62
Jared the bartender's bitches 62
John Wayne Gacy clown academy 61
My dick has been lonely, my hands have been playing Diablo 3 60
Smart little fucks 58
We taste like Swedish Fish 58
Fun Times 51
Timmy & Dru 50
Na-il 47
I was conceived while soaking 47
Dirty Whore-Moans 46
Who knew that Donna Summer was so close to Raven Symone
Dr. Nick: Rum certified therapist


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Sundays & Wednesdays: Piper Down 7:30pm. Mondays: VFW Bar 8pm Thursdays: Lumpy's Downtown 8pm. 		Nick (Dr. Nick: Rum certified therapist)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems.

Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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Coming out of the closet? That's so Raven. But who knew that news would put disco queen, Donna Summers, in the grave?

Yes, Rumour Has It... that Raven is out. Good for her. She never was one of those Disney Channel Bad Girls. Well, good luck to her and her Hot Stuff. Enough Donna Summers puns for you? I had to say something, as she's now had her Last Dance. 

Aaaand... Scene.

Ghostbusters, mythbusters, tiny dicks, and assholes were all over the quiz. Never did I think I would speak the words, "You know, I've never stared at a tortoise's asshole..." A couple of teams really used the email to formulate their team names. Adjust your Stanz, my Peter's Egon a Savage your Hyneman and The last of the meketrik supplicants made good use of that clue. 

Then, we had those addicted to Diablo 3. My dick has been lonely, my hands have been playing Diablo 3, It took 5 people to pry me away from Diablo 3, and Error 37. 

Finally, going straight for the cover of TIME magazine, Attachment Parenting is the tits!

Error 37 fought tough for being only 3 players. They nearly had the win, but it was The Inebriati who dominated the quiz, and what appeared to be every piece of glassware at Piper Down. 

What have I always said, the team that drinks together, wins together. 

See you Sunday!

Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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12:44 PM, May 14, 2012
Scores
I'd switch teams for a hung kenyan socialist 71
oh my gourd 66
gwar 61
Anthrophobes 60
piper down bitches 53
Droppin' a Deuce
Gar


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Scorekeeper @ Piper Down on Wednesdays 		Ryan (Gar)

Gar is an idiot man-child who likes cats, video games and beer.

He's a huge fan of Jeopardy, going so far as to acquire Alex Trebek's former mustache, which causes him to look like Ron Swanson.

Despite the occasional run-on sentence, Gar is a dedicated Grammar Nazi. He's also a giant stickler for rules, mainly because his anxious disposition precludes from him convincingly pulling off any untoward behavior of his own.

A social recluse by day, the prospect of booze-fueled battles of wits propels him to leave the warm, comforting glow of his computer monitor each night for pub quiz.

This is Quizmaster Gar, in for Dr. Nick. Dr. Nick was out of town doing charity work for an organization called Doctors Without Emotional Boundaries. We anxiously await his return from doing the Lord's work.

A small, but dedicated group of quizzers shirked their responsibilities to their mothers and joined me for an amazing night of pub quizzing.

Although all of the teams did very well, I'd Switch Teams For A Hung Kenyan Socialist hung on to their early lead to cinch the top spot. Oh My Gourd pulled into second place midway and that's where they stayed. Piper Down Bitches was too busy plying us with alcohol to complete all the rounds but still performed admirably.

Thanks to everyone for making my second hosting attempt a wonderfully fun time.

-Gar

As requested, here is a Spotify playlist of the songs i played last night: http://t.co/OnOaW1tI

Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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10:14 AM, May 10, 2012
Scores
MCA has gone to another dimension, another dimension, another dimension 84
The Inebriati 83
Obama officially endorses Santorum 81
Chicks, Dicks, and Stevie Nicks 81
Spoiler alert: 1st place or I burn this bar to the ground 80
I love New York, child porn is now legal 79
City Creek: Deals so hot, they're on fire! 78
Poop Chutes and Ladders 78
Revenge of Starfleet Academy 76
Let them eat vegan cake! 75
Shooting for last place 74
Yo mama's biscuits 74
The real news: Biden proves useful 73
The Funky Monkeys 72
Babies with Rabies 72
Newsroom survivors 69
Shit Omney me 68
Kyss my Asymptote 67
Philantrhophobes 66
Cocktapus force...Go! 65
Party Smantz 65
Somebody shit on the coats 64
Octomom and the clown car vagina 61
Al-Qaida's present in your pants 60
Ryan Gosling and the Trifecta 59
The Penguins 59
3 Gay Bros 56
Deez Nutz 51
Brah 24
Racial tension 14
Homer, it's always about Jesus
Dr. Nick: Rum certified therapist


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Sundays & Wednesdays: Piper Down 7:30pm. Mondays: VFW Bar 8pm Thursdays: Lumpy's Downtown 8pm. 		Nick (Dr. Nick: Rum certified therapist)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems.

Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements]

That Jesus guy sure gets a lot of attention from really shitty bands. Coincidence? I think not. Of course, I'm not lumping in Jars of Clay with that group. You know, the guys who did Flood in the 90s, and hands-down the greatest Christian rock band ever!

Sure, they're no Backstreet Boys, but who is?

If Jesus were real, he'd probably make wishes come true. If that were possible, Spoiler Alert: 1st place or I burn this bar to the ground could have saved their near-win and entire-quiz lead up to round eight. Jesus: 0; Round 8: 1; QM Dr. Nick: 3.4159265. Yes, I am without end, circular, eternal. 

Kidding, of course.

Or am I?

What the fuck am I writing about?

It's incredible that I have the ability to edit, yet I do not.

Damn, what a quiz! First through 14th place were within 12 points. The rest of the field, not that far behind. Based on the scores tonight, you've all got 99 areas of expertise, and Trebek ain't one. Hey, the quiz obviously was too easy, up to that point. 

In the end, Spoiler Alert was only 4 points from the win. Chicks, Dicks, and Stevie Nicks tied with the power-house Obama officially endorses Santorum, and The Inebriati gave a team-mate a killer birthday present of Irish Car-Bomb cupcakes and a second place finish. Just squeaking past them was a brilliant tribute to the late-great Adam Yauch, MCA has gone to another dimension, another dimension, another dimension. 

Best post-mortum team name EVER!

Keep 'em coming, kids! You guys are the dynamite which blows me over the top of every hump-day. 

Peace, love, and gay marriages for all! (Abortions for some, and tiny American flags for the rest!)

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