The Huddle Sports Bar & Grill
2400 E Fort Union Blvd
Salt Lake City, UT 84121
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| Remember that time Utah should have been in the PAC12 championship? | 67 |
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| The Mighty Ducts | 64 |
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| Rob! Saving the best for last since 1981 | 63 |
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| Channel 4 news team | 62 |
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| Toddlers & Tiaras: If you don't want your children raped, don't dress them like whores | 59 |
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| Morgue Mensas | 58 |
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| Did the Jazz win? | 57 |
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| Tim's mom, and his sister too | 55 |
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| My couch pulls out... I don't | 53 |
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| Mustache Ride | 25 |
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Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)
Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes.
His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat.
By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."
He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.
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I say yes, you say no. I say please and you whip out the pepper spray. Jesus, we hadn't even reached the part where I said it's really cold outside and you should stay here to keep warm. Ever since Fox News trivialized pepper spray as a “food item” everyone uses that as the first line of defense. What happened to the good old days where customers simply were elbowed, trampled, and slugged for grabbing the last Tickle Me Elmo?
Thanks a lot Fox. You've ruined the sanctity of typical Black Friday violence and made it something dirty and premeditated. Fortunately, tonight's “Yes or No” round had nothing to do with date rape and violence. But, we did have a round with classic paintings being pepper sprayed. So it all evened out.
I also threw down a Duh! Round, which was met with an average score of 6.5. Not bad, but I'm thinking we should call that round, “Just write the most obvious thing you can think of.”
So, did Rob! Saving the best for last since 1981 come back from last-week's loss? Actually, they slipped to third this week, while first-time winners Remember that time Utah should have been in the PAC12 championship game, and The Mighty Ducts were right behind them. Other newcomers, Channel 4 News Team were just a point out of the top-three with only two quizzers.
Peace out, my quizzles.
The Huddle Sports Bar & Grill
2400 E Fort Union Blvd
Salt Lake City, UT 84121
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| Benevolent Boinkers | 76 |
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| Sadly, the allure of Southern X-Posure's 50c spaghetti plate was too much for Kristina to resist! | 72 |
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| Back Pooscies | 71 |
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| Team A | 70 |
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| Scandanavian Dolphin | 68 |
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| Thankswinning | 68 |
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| The Poon Hunters | 66 |
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| Redness | 37 |
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| What's up | 21 |
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| Worst voice ever | 17 |
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Doctor Nick: Thymelord


Twitter Facebook Web
Quiz Schedule
Sundays & Wednesdays: Piper Down 7:30pm.
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Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)
Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes.
His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat.
By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."
He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.
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Supreme? To say that the "highest court in the U.S." is supreme is equivalent to Taco Bell calling that pathetic order of nachos supreme. We're talking about a group that has declared corporations to be a person, frozen pizza to be a vegetable, and George W. Bush to be a president. These clowns are not qualified to help me decide on lunch, nonetheless interpret a 200+ year old document written for wild-west settlers.
Sure, they've had some good rulings over the past couple centuries, but so has a magic 8 ball. I'm not about to give that thing a lifetime salary and follow it's every shake. The cast of The Jersey Shore could do a better job than these geezers.
Supreme? How about a few alternate names for this joke of an institution that has time to rule whether action figures are "dolls" or "toys."
- The Barely-Adequate Court
- The Supreme Joke
- The Destiny Controlling Jokers
- The Ancients of Stupid Rulings
- The Fuck-You America! We're Immortal Court
Fortunately, your scores decide how you place at the quiz, rather than some random selection of cases assigned to a clerk who writes an opinion just to see if the justices are reading them. Thus, the win for Benevolent Boinkers is entirely valid. They broke the umpteen-week winning streak of Sadly, the allure of Southern X-Posure's 50c spaghetti plate was too much for Kristina to resist. I blame that loss on Kristina and her inability to resist cheap food and strippers.
Happy Thanksgiving you crazy kids!
The Huddle Sports Bar & Grill
2400 E Fort Union Blvd
Salt Lake City, UT 84121
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| The Zipper Fairies | 76 |
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| Italy to Burlasconi: Where's the magnetic penis? The Statue just looks weird now | 74 |
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| Unbridled aggression! | 65 |
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| RIP | 64 |
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| JJD | 59 |
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| Brandon Sharp & Joey G | 51 |
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Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Quiz Schedule
Sundays & Wednesdays: Piper Down 7:30pm.
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Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)
Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes.
His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat.
By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."
He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.
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That's right, we're getting all literature on you at the quiz, and we won't stop 'til you get enough. Or at least that's how round three went down. The new “say when” concept was applied to books, and it separated the geeks from the... geeks who don't have a library card. Which was pretty much everyone. An average score of 3.
Thankfully we asked questions about more useless stuff. Otherwise we would have been in trouble. You know, questions like how to get thrown in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison, and knowing your deodarant brands. Which, there were a few teams who frighteningly knew very little of those brands. I'm going to assume they're all Old Spice men and never look at another brand. Sure, we'll stick with that theory.
So who could master a quiz like this? Would you be at all surprised that it was The Zipper Fairies who took the top spot? I think they were a little surprised, and I'm always surprised at the fact that Jose leaves the basement and has probably been laid despite knowing everything about uber-nerd video games. You sir, are an anomoly.