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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK 99503
Thursdays: 7:30 PM
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10:19 AM, November 14, 2014
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We Can Land On A Comet But We Can't Stop Kim Kardashian From Shoving Her Ass In Our Collective Face 70

Better Late Than Clever 64

Uretha Papercut 56

Baberaham Lincolns 54

Limp Bizkits + Gravy 45

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Quizmaster Nate Dogg - Anchorage, AK - Every Thursday night 7:30 Post-Meridian @ The World Famous Chilkoot Charlie's on Spenard!
Nathan Hall (Quizmaster Nate Dogg)

Nate Dogg = Accelerated reader. A.K.A. Wedding DJ Space Boy. Card-carrying Agnostic. Coffee monkey. Compulsive list-maker. Constant complainer. Definitely not a good role model for children. Dirty old man. Eternally sleepy. Excel ninja. Ex-Green Party member. Former girly drink drunk. Hopeless romantic. Incurable cinephile. Music nerd. Not really a gangsta rapper in real life. Paperback writer. Scrabble shit talker. Semi-pro stand up comic. Simaltaneously both the Enabler & the Diminisher. Terrible with money. Your Quizmaster this evening. 

Special Thanks goes out to stand-up comedian and all-around stand-up guy Mr. Kyle Farrell. Farrell was generous enough to take time out of his busy schedule hosting the Billy Wayne Davis comedy show going on across the hall to assist with the pics documenting Thursday evening’s pub quiz held in the not-so-comfy confines of the Swing Bar Wing of the World Famous Chilkoot Charlie’s. I also would like to take this opportunity in this public forum to apologize to Farrell for accidentally stealing his Franklin Delano Roosevelt joke, “our greatest sitting President.” Hey, if Jay Mohr can apologize after the fact and get away with it, so can I.

Round 1: I don’t think you’re ready for this sex jelly. In fact, I don’t think anyone’s ready to have it referred to as sex jelly in the heat of the moment. Or “In the Heat of the Night” TV series, for that matter. Were you aware a show about a black cop hired by a small-town Mississippi police department to make them appear slightly less racist and incompetent LASTED 7 SEASONS? The question is what would I give to have a recording of Carl Weathers saying the phrase “sex jelly” and the answer is just about anything.

Round 2: Aerosmith’s “Pink” is just one of a seemingly endless strings of the rock dinosaur act’s pathetic attempts at “edgy” double entendre song and album titles. They make AC/DC look subtle by comparison:

  • Pump (album cover featuring 2 cars in flagrante delicto as the say in Australia)
  • Honkin’ on Bobo (Urban Dictionary defines this term as “the act of self-pleasuring whilst watching episodes of Pearl-Era “Mystery Science Theatre 3000.”
  • Big Ones compilation (That’s a “back of the video store” title if there ever was.

Round 3: Gun Smoke aired 600 episodes and (almost) nobody had even heard of the show. No, it’s not the Matt Dillon from “Crash.” The one about racism and not the car-crashes-me-so-horny one. I always mix up both of those with “Jurassic Park.” And the Bible too, I guess.

Round 4: You have to credit Geena Davis for making a valiant attempt auditioning for the Olympic archery team. Usually when celebrities attempt to do something out of their comfort zone (Michael Jordan and acting, Garth Brooks and grunge, Madonna and children’s literature, etc.) it comes off as an obnoxious vain attempt at doubling their fame to satisfy their already-monstrously sized egos. 2 weeks after the Olympics are over; nobody’s trying to book archery champions for the Tonight Show.

Round 5: entrapment features arguably the worst line ever uttered on film by Sir Sean Connery (and that’s really saying somethin’: “Rule Number 1: How do I know you’re not a cop?” How is a question a rule? Truly, the mind reels…

Round 6: Gee, your hair smells. What? Like ditch weed! (“That 70’s Show” really dropped the ball when they didn’t hire me for the writer’s room. Yeah, apparently nowadays you have to actually apply for jobs to be hired for them. WTF?!? Who knew? Damn the man!)

Round 7: I remember Charo now. She’s the one from the Brady Bunch spin-off who said “coochie coochie” WAY too much.

Round 8: I now regret getting that semi-permanent Gehenna tattoo. It’s not as easily removable as everybody makes it out to be. Plus it made me smell like I was making out with the lead singer of the Black Crowes in a mud pit.

Sudden Death Comment from The Peanut Gallery: There are still so many great team names out there that no one has used yet just ripe for the pickin': The Urethra Franklins, Team Buffalo Bill Cosby, etc.

Tiebreaking Worthless Fact O’ The Day: The lion’s share of the label art for OK Soda cans and bottles was designed by graphic novelists Charles Burns (“Black Hole”) and (“Ghost World.”)

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1st Place: We Can Land On A Comet But We Can’t Stop Kim Kardashian from Shoving Her Ass in Our Collective Face ($25.00 USD)

2nd Place: Better Late Than Clever ($15.00 USD)

Best Team Name: Urethra Paper Cut (GWD Flash Drive/Cold Beverage Opener)

Not Last Place: Baberaham Lincolns (GWD socks)

Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK 99503
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10:39 AM, November 07, 2014
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Elections Will Always Call Me 71

I Actually Voted For Kodos 67

A Steak Pun Is Rare Medium Well Done 65

Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kodos 55

Team Undecided 44

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Quizmaster Nate Dogg - Anchorage, AK - Every Thursday night 7:30 Post-Meridian @ The World Famous Chilkoot Charlie's on Spenard!
Nathan Hall (Quizmaster Nate Dogg)

Nate Dogg = Accelerated reader. A.K.A. Wedding DJ Space Boy. Card-carrying Agnostic. Coffee monkey. Compulsive list-maker. Constant complainer. Definitely not a good role model for children. Dirty old man. Eternally sleepy. Excel ninja. Ex-Green Party member. Former girly drink drunk. Hopeless romantic. Incurable cinephile. Music nerd. Not really a gangsta rapper in real life. Paperback writer. Scrabble shit talker. Semi-pro stand up comic. Simaltaneously both the Enabler & the Diminisher. Terrible with money. Your Quizmaster this evening. 

Round 1: Has there been a less convincing/fetching drag queen than Tony Curtis? I imagine it’s a tie between him and any one in “White Chicks.”

Round 2: Bath Salts is to Nicki Minaj what cocaine is to Lady Gaga.

Round 3: If I had to nail down my favorite Final Fantasy video game, I’d have to say hands down any of the “date scenes” where I get to be a widow of a knight killed by the Paramecium Empire. And by “date scene” I mean the Hot Coffee setting on “Grand Theft Auto.”

Round 4: All this time I was operating under the misguided belief that omnisexuals referred to a sexual fetish  originating in Canada that involved fellatio during IMAX theatre screenings.

Round 5: When the Asylum does their inevitable “Hunger Games” direct-to-SyFy rip-off, assuming it’s not already too late, I vote the main character’s name to be Katnip Evergreen.

Round 6: No one advocates for a psychological condition, they just act as a spokesperson whose trying to raise awareness and lobby for treatment. “Syd Barrett here for schizophrenia. If you’re in the market shopping around for a debilitating mental illness chock full of paranoid delusions convincing you a robot is telepathically messing with your brain until you begin to feel a ghostly presence urging you to murder your cousin in a voice only you can hear, I really can’t recommend schizophrenia highly enough to you.”

Round 7: Sammy Davis Junior: my favorite Rat Pack member who was a also a one-eyed, black song-and-dance-man who converted from Satanism to Judaism.

Round 8: The crowd agreed with me that “Apt Pupil” would be shelved in the horror section if video stores still existed as a thing. That was the one starring Mark Zuckerberg and directed by the Velvet Mafioso Godfather right before the “X-Men” franchise got started.

Notes: Special thanks goes out to KJ Sousaphone (only I get to call him that) for the assist with photos this evening.

Shine on you crazy diamonds,

Quizmaster Nate Dogg

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Email Question raffle: Matt L (GWD pint glass)

Not Last Place & Best Team Name: Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kodos (Labs With Abs book & Super Mario Brothers Superstar Candy)

2nd Place: I Actually Voted For Kodos ($15)

1st Place: Elections Will Always Call Me ($25)

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Contribute to the collaborative Spotify playlist "Geeks Who Drink - Nate Dogg" here: open.spotify.com/user/evillincoln1/playlist/7McO9GZopTSQyvHui5Oymb

Please “like” the Koot’s Geeks Who Drink FB page here to tag photos, talk smack, etc. here: https://www.facebook.com/GeeksWhoDrinkWithQuizmasterNateDogg

All good photos edits worth a damn always courtesy of SNAPS by Rebecca Photography, LLC: https://www.facebook.com/snapsalaska?fref=t

Check out GWD’s Anchorage-wide FB page as well for more info on themed quizzes, bar names that rhyme with “Jap Loot” etc.: https://www.facebook.com/GWDAnchorageAK

Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK 99503
Thursdays: 7:30 PM
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1:10 AM, October 31, 2014
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Actually, This Quiz Is About Ethics In Gaming Journalism 69

Abowla Candy 61

Spenardo 45

Tongass Amongus 27

Me 0

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Quizmaster Nate Dogg - Anchorage, AK - Every Thursday night 7:30 Post-Meridian @ The World Famous Chilkoot Charlie's on Spenard!
Nathan Hall (Quizmaster Nate Dogg)

Nate Dogg = Accelerated reader. A.K.A. Wedding DJ Space Boy. Card-carrying Agnostic. Coffee monkey. Compulsive list-maker. Constant complainer. Definitely not a good role model for children. Dirty old man. Eternally sleepy. Excel ninja. Ex-Green Party member. Former girly drink drunk. Hopeless romantic. Incurable cinephile. Music nerd. Not really a gangsta rapper in real life. Paperback writer. Scrabble shit talker. Semi-pro stand up comic. Simaltaneously both the Enabler & the Diminisher. Terrible with money. Your Quizmaster this evening. 

Round 1: I firmly believe a “Gone with the Wind” reboot/prequel/sequel will never happen simply because, even in this economy, no one in their right mind will agree to play “Mammy” even if they offer to unload a dump-truck full of hundred dollar bills onto their front lawn.  

Round 2: Lauryn Hill clearly needs to refrain from getting her tax advice from Wesley Snipes. Or, at the very least, stop sharing accountants.

Round 3: Can we all at least agree that the so-called “Florida Toxic Tush Nurse” set back the transgender community a good 23 years or so back to a Buffalo Bill-era-level-approval-ratings–low?  

Round 4: My absolute favorite moment thus far from this year’s “Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror” installment was Comic Book guy complaining after his leg is shot off that “Even I don’t even understand what this is a reference to.”  (It’s an especially obscure nod to “Barry Lyndon,” for the record, your Honor.)

Round 5: “These people are blemishes at your love feasts, eating with you without the slightest qualm-shepherds who feed only themselves. They are clouds without rain, blown along by the wind; autumn trees, without fruit and uprooted—twice dead.” ---Jude 1:12

Round 6: I learned this week that many Canadians still refer to Chick-o-Sticks as “chicken bones.” Can someone please kindly remind me again why we failed NOT ONCE BUT TWICE at invading them?

Round 7: “Badgers? Badgers? We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers!”---Raul a.k.a. Trinidad Silva, “Raul’s Wild Kingdom,” pilot episode, 1989

Notes: No one answered the email question about the wishy-washy-on-apartheid-asshat. For shame! You missed on GWD socks, you fools! Also, it’s not official but rumor has it the “Hunger Games” quiz may be held at our dread competitor/arch nemesis bar that rhymes with “Lap Zoot.” This is fine by me. I like the series as much as any other 35 year old, childless-by-choice, unmarried male does. But its primary demographic is underage girls & sober moms, which technically Koot’s can still swing, but they are admittedly set up better for those types of events down the street. Finally, I’m as confused as you about the confusion over start time. I’m fighting to keep it 7:30 but if I lose and we get pushed up to 7:00, we will let everyone know ASAP via the FB page, new posters, etc. Clicking the link up top for schedules is always 100% the safest bet no matter what.

Special thanks goes out to Actually, This Quiz Is About Ethics In Gaming Journalism for the assist with photos this evening.

Merry Halloween,

Quizmaster Nate Dogg

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Best Team Name & Red Lantern Award:  Tongass Amongus (R2D2 Rasberry Rebel Spores candy tin)

Not Last Place: Spenardo (Superman air freshener)

2nd Place: Abowla Candy ($15)

1st Place: Actually, This Quiz Is About Ethics In Gaming Journalism ($25)

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Contribute to the collaborative Spotify playlist "Geeks Who Drink - Nate Dogg" here: open.spotify.com/user/evillincoln1/playlist/7McO9GZopTSQyvHui5Oymb

Please “like” the Koot’s Geeks Who Drink FB page here to tag photos, talk smack, etc. here: https://www.facebook.com/GeeksWhoDrinkWithQuizmasterNateDogg

All good photos edits worth a damn always courtesy of SNAPS by Rebecca Photography, LLC: https://www.facebook.com/snapsalaska?fref=t

Check out GWD’s Anchorage-wide FB page as well for more info on themed quizzes, bar names that rhyme with “Jap Loot” etc.: https://www.facebook.com/GWDAnchorageAK

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