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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK 99503
Thursdays: 7:30 PM
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1:42 AM, January 23, 2015
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The Weirdest Boners 77

I Just Got Leid In Maui 71

Ready, Waitin', Masturbatin'! 69

Boots and Pants 68

Delicious Snow Bones 62

In Vino Veritas 55

Better Late Than Pregnant 39

Tom Brady's Ball Handlers 38

Lone Deranger 34

Quizmaster Nate Dogg


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Quizmaster Nate Dogg - Anchorage, AK - Every Thursday night 7:30 Post-Meridian @ The World Famous Chilkoot Charlie's on Spenard!
Nathan Hall (Quizmaster Nate Dogg)

Nate Dogg = Accelerated reader. A.K.A. Wedding DJ Space Boy. Card-carrying Agnostic. Coffee monkey. Compulsive list-maker. Constant complainer. Definitely not a good role model for children. Dirty old man. Eternally sleepy. Excel ninja. Ex-Green Party member. Former girly drink drunk. Hopeless romantic. Incurable cinephile. Music nerd. Not really a gangsta rapper in real life. Paperback writer. Scrabble shit talker. Semi-pro stand up comic. Simaltaneously both the Enabler & the Diminisher. Terrible with money. Your Quizmaster this evening. 

PUB QUIZMASTER
Choose Your Own Adventure

Every Thursday you host a pub quiz show by wielding a mic, inserting slurred witty comments i.e. obscure references and reading questions with arrogant authority to a room full of dorky drunks and the occasional knife-wielding psychopath. Every week you struggle to perform to your full potential in this high-pressure lifestyle; beating back groupies with a specially-designed-groupie-beating-stick and fielding the occasional press conference Q&A whenever there is another semi-frequent attempt on your life again. You are not quite a celebrity and definitely not a hero, but it is a lifestyle somewhere in-between those two.

You have to decide if you will continue to live in this god-forsaken city and miraculously maintain a healthy sense of humor despite society reminding you on a near-daily basis that this is not a “real” job.  

If you want to relocate this year to a town with occasional access to sunlight, click HERE.

If you just want to give up on your hopes, dreams altogether, and concentrate on becoming BFF’s with the Internet full-time, click HERE.

If you would rather sell your laptop, HBO Go password and digital camera on Craigslist since your dealer is running a two for one sale in Koot’s parking lot tonight, click HERE.

Otherwise, continue to content yourself with $50 a night plus a $25 bar tab for what at first seems like three hours of work. More like six if you have a short attention span when boobies are a part of a possibility, which they are and you do. You host a quiz, judge people who use the “t” word around you (trivia), you write a blog (almost) no one reads and you are paid on time via direct deposit. Things could be a lot worse for you, trust me.  

If you are considering a career switch to a more lucrative vocation like, say, dramaturgy, click HERE.

If you decide to trust the mysterious stranger offering to do you a favor while constantly referring to you as “friend,” click HERE.

If you suddenly realize you have no idea what the hell you’ve gotten yourself into as far as life choices in general go because approximately zero people have ever taken you even a little bit seriously, including your 2nd foster Mom, click HERE.

Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK 99503
Thursdays: 7:30 PM
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1:41 AM, January 16, 2015
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Alaska Beavers 58

Tits Out For Sammy Boi!!! 52

Fingerpaint 45

Better Late Than Pregnant 44

Come Up With Somethin' Nate Dogg 41

Nightmares & Boners 12

Burnt Popcorn & Butt Hair 9

Quizmaster Nate Dogg


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Quizmaster Nate Dogg - Anchorage, AK - Every Thursday night 7:30 Post-Meridian @ The World Famous Chilkoot Charlie's on Spenard!
Nathan Hall (Quizmaster Nate Dogg)

Nate Dogg = Accelerated reader. A.K.A. Wedding DJ Space Boy. Card-carrying Agnostic. Coffee monkey. Compulsive list-maker. Constant complainer. Definitely not a good role model for children. Dirty old man. Eternally sleepy. Excel ninja. Ex-Green Party member. Former girly drink drunk. Hopeless romantic. Incurable cinephile. Music nerd. Not really a gangsta rapper in real life. Paperback writer. Scrabble shit talker. Semi-pro stand up comic. Simaltaneously both the Enabler & the Diminisher. Terrible with money. Your Quizmaster this evening. 

The Other Suggested Names Aurora & Co. Turned Down Last Night

±1

5 Heads are Better than 1

A

A beautiful place to put your face
Abu Hamza's Sock Puppets
The Adventures of Captain Fanny and Optimus Cock
Agatha Quiztie
Anne Widdecombe's Vajazzle
Aussie Aussie Aussie

B - C

Barrymore’s Boys
Barse Taff
Big Fact Hunt
The Brown Fingered Baker who Kneaded a Shite
Busta Hymen and the Penetrators
Beast (Assorted Numbers of The..)
- 0.666 the Number of the Millibeast
- 668 next door neighbour to the Beast
- DCMXVI Roman Numeral of The Beast

Chechnyan Moonshine
Corpus Christi College Cambridge
Crouching Women Hidden Cucumber

D

Damp Desperados
Darling Fuds of Gay
The Dirty Harry's
Dr Crack’s Face Splash

E

E=MC Hammer
Evel Rory
Excessive Consumption May Have Laxative Effects

F

Fat kids always win at See-Saw / Fat kids shouldn't play See-Saw
Ferret Juice
Fringe Ninjas

G, H, I

Gadaffi Duck
Gelatinous Cuboids
Google United
The Gentleman's Throbbing Chomper

Hairy Salamanders
Halal, is it Meat you're looking for?
Handsfree Lightsabres
Handsfanny Cocksabres
Honeymonsters

I’ll be the Pig!
I’ve got a brand new Combine Harvester
Inter Yer Maw

J - O

John 'Trivia'olta & O'trivia' Newton-John

Ken Dodd’s Dad’s Dog’s Dead

Legends of Filth
Les Quizerables
Lightning Cat and the Thunder Ferrets
Living in a Con-Dem Nation
Lovestainz
Love Sponge: Use Your Imagination

Mel Gibson: Off Danny Glover’s Christmas Card List
Michael Barrymore's Swimteam
Mildred Bicep
Monged up Ginger Cocksplash
Mr T’s Favourite Yoghurt
 My Other Outfit is a Onesie

 Ninja Death Squad
 Norfolk and Chance
 Not Getting My £1
Not Raol Moateley Funny

On a Mission Without Permission

P - Z

Pants in a Jar
Parcel of Rogues
Pat Butcher’s Muff
 Penguin Parade
 Pergina Flush Information
Pirates Cos We Arrr

Quiz All Over Your Face
Quiz On Your Face
Quizlamic Extremists

Quizteam Aguilera
Quiztopher Quiztopherson
Quizzly Bears

Raped by Dolphins
Rasping Health Lords
Ravage Squirrels
Roger & Out

Sally Gunnel’s Cameltoe
Scream if you wanna go faster
Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls
Shaktar Senseless
Slut Fuzz Rhino
Silvio Berlusconi’s Wang Thatch
Stephen Hawking’s Football Boots

Tea Pigs
Tequila Mockingbird
Trivia Newton John

Universally Challenged

Village Idiots

The Wise Quackers

Yir Maws Athletic
Your mother’s no theif, but you should see her snatch
(List credit: glasgowpubquiz.com)

Best Team Name: Fingerpaint (Top It Off Tuxedo Wine Bottle Stopper)

Not Last Place: Come Up With Somethin', Nate Dogg (You Disgust Me But I Like It Soap)

2nd Place: Tits Out For Sammy Boi!!! ($15)

1st Place: Alaska Beavers ($25)

Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK 99503
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3:59 AM, January 09, 2015
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The "I" In Team 72

Whatever, Fuck It, Just Write Something 69

Call Kenny Loggins 'Cuz You're In The Danger Zone 65

Creeps In The Corner 62

Named In Haste 54

Q 46

Fact Hunt 44

Brawlers (Super Smash Style)q 44

Plaidypus 37

Regan Smash 37

Hi, I'm Your Quizmaster And I Was Too Hungover To Show Up Last Week 35

Quizmaster Nate Dogg


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Quizmaster Nate Dogg - Anchorage, AK - Every Thursday night 7:30 Post-Meridian @ The World Famous Chilkoot Charlie's on Spenard!
Nathan Hall (Quizmaster Nate Dogg)

Nate Dogg = Accelerated reader. A.K.A. Wedding DJ Space Boy. Card-carrying Agnostic. Coffee monkey. Compulsive list-maker. Constant complainer. Definitely not a good role model for children. Dirty old man. Eternally sleepy. Excel ninja. Ex-Green Party member. Former girly drink drunk. Hopeless romantic. Incurable cinephile. Music nerd. Not really a gangsta rapper in real life. Paperback writer. Scrabble shit talker. Semi-pro stand up comic. Simaltaneously both the Enabler & the Diminisher. Terrible with money. Your Quizmaster this evening. 

I’m sorry and I want to apologize.

I regret not-so-subtly inferring that all Australian teens from Brisbane were “born gay.” Upon further reflection, adding that I hoped they “all choked to death on brownies with bleach secretly baked into them” represented poor judgment on my part. And was oddly specific.

I also sincerely regret anyone who was inconvenienced by my errors tonight that showed a clear lack of impulse control. I honestly do not recall advocating for “a return to beheadings,” accidental or otherwise. All I can do is ask for understanding and forgiveness about my extended, largely incoherent rant in favor of so-called “street justice.” Clearly, alcohol is a hell of a drug.

I want to state for the record that I was not, as I alleged earlier this evening, ever referred to by my preferred nickname, “Charlie Hustle,” even when I offered substantial bribes to family, college roommates and loved ones to do so. I think I can speak for everyone gathered here when I say that I’m doing the right thing by offering to stay after this press conference is over in case anyone wanted to buy an autographed copy of my new book, “I Hope You All Die.”

I’ve made many missteps. However, so has America: Japanese internment camps, slavery, violence & maltreatment & neglect inflicted upon Native Peoples, etc. Moreover, I’m an American. A not-gay American at that. So what could be more American of me than to screw up? And, yeah, I screwed up big time when I took time away from the pub quiz to proudly announce that I had renamed my garage band Trail O’ Tears & changed the title of our demo tape to “Bendin’ Down (On Wounded Knees) in B Flat Minor.” Hindsight’s 20/20 but perhaps that could be considered by someone as being “in bad taste.”

A real man admits when he’s wrong. It was wrong of me to spread vicious rumors at the bar that women who wear yoga pants with the see-through butt part were “Satanists who can only achieve orgasm by simultaneously crushing a puppies head while throwing a newborn baby at a brick wall.” My bad. Now, would a fake man own up to that? I think not.

I have learned from these screw-ups rather than wallow in regret. It was perhaps silly of me to dismiss Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address as “white honky cracker bullshit,” perhaps even sillier considering no one had brought up the subject of hundred-year-old speeches in the first place.

I wish I had a better explanation for what went wrong tonight, but not until I get my one phone call so I can consult with my legal team first. If I could turn back the hands of time, the first wrong I would right would be wasting all that time looking at pictures of pizza on Domino’s Facebook page when I should have been entering scores into the spreadsheet. Its bad pizza, everybody knows this. I am certain I just zoned out there for a little while. It’s late and I’m drunk. There. I said it. I feel better now to have that weight off my chest.

If I could do things over again, I definitely wouldn’t have left a slurred post-quiz voicemail for my mom in which I start blubbering about “what I have been put through for the past six years,” culminating in me referring to my little sister as a “thoughtless pig.” I don’t want to downplay this, my conduct was reprehensible, regardless of the fact that what I said about Emily was true, especially the “thoughtless pig” part.

Please forgive me, I beg of you. I will climb to the top of Hatcher Pass and kneel in the snow for three days and nights. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Won’t you please…please won’t you let me still be…your Quizmaster?

Best Team Name: I'm Your Quizmaster & I Was Too Hung Over To Show Up Last Week (Groot socks)

Not Last Place: Brawlers (Super Smash Style) (Simpsons wallet & 3 Bamboo Pizza tickets)

Email Raffle Winner: Devon B (Pop! Batman-Joker vinyl toy)

2nd Place: Whatever, Just Fucking Write Something ($15)

1st Place: The "I" In Team ($25)

The One Where They Quiz: Our first ever Friends theme quiz is scheduled for Thursday, Janruary 29th. If you want it to happen in Alaska, details on our Facebook page or at geekswhodrink.com/Friends

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