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Chilkoot Charlie's
2435 Spenard Road
Anchorage, AK 99503
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So? Iceman is Gay Now 63

We Count By 5's 61

Boner Jams 61

We're Quizzy for Coca-Puffs 61

Dick Pics: Never necessary, sometimes appreciated 54

That Other Word for Thesaurus 50

Amish Paradise 31

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Ugh, why are you reading this?  Okay, fine.  A recent transplant to Alaska from Los Angeles, Matthew Burgoon hosts Geeks Who Drink on Tuesdays at Chilkoot Charlies.  Winner of zero awards for his standup comedy, he performs all over town, pontificating on such topics as Birds, Oliver Cromwell, and the time he saw a boob.  Perfect soulmate would be someone who'll rub his head like a dog.

Hi there, this is Fill-In Quiz Master Burgoon, Nate-Dogg is out tonight because he is on a vision quest in the Mall of America.  

 

I realized that I don't think anyone actually reads this blog.  So why am I constraining myself to just reporting the night of quizzing?  I could use this as a platform to get things off of my chest!  For instance, have you heard the ballad of Ken McElroy?  No?  It's beautiful.  

 

Ken was the town bully in a town called Skidmore, MI.  Skidmore, apparently named by a commitee of middle schoolers had had enough of Ken's antics, which included but were not limited to:

-Arson

-Child Molestation

-Cattle rustling (this is in 1980 btw)

-Burglary

He shot and wounded the 70 year old town grocer, (think of your grandpa) and never forgave the grocer for reporting the crime, apparently forgetting that it was Ken McElroy who had barged into the grocer's store and shot the grocer. 

But here's the thing that cemented his super-villan status:  All of these crimes that he committed throughout his life, he was able to get away with somehow.  Through appeals and savvy lawyers, nothing stuck.  Even when he got his 12 year old girlfirned pregnant (to be fair, he was the coolest 30 year old at that middle school).

 

So the town didn't know what to do, this asshole just kept on ruining everyone's good time, so they had a meeting at the lodge, right after Ken McElroy was aquitted for another crime, and here is my second favorite part, word reached the meeting that Ken was drinking down the street, and the Sherff, who was in charge of the meeting basically said "uhhh, don't do anything illegal." AND THEN GOT IN HIS SQUAD CAR AND DROVE OUT OF TOWN.  Pretty much the go-ahead the town needed, "Don't do anything illegal, *wink!" 

The crowd then went to the bar that Ken was drinking in, and one by one filed into the bar, until he was surrounded.  Ken, then feeling the pressure of the crowd, left, and was in his truck outside with his then 16 year old girlfriend, when two people shot him dead. 

Now my first favorite thing, there were 3-45 potential witnesses on the street, not a one, when approached by law enforcement, saw a thing.  They all claimed to have been tying their shoes or ducking for cover or star gazing.  

DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE THAT IS?!  To pull a town together and cause them to commit a killing?!  You're asking people to put aside differences and to kill someone.  Black, white, latino, Democrat or Republican, it doesnt matter!  This guy needs to go, NOW!

 

I love this story, and I'm dispointed that there isn't a movie made of the situation outside of a CBS made for tv movie in the early 1990's.

 

Anywho, the quiz........

 

 

 

 

 

Things you should:

Read- The wiki article for Ken McElroy, duh.

 


Chilkoot Charlie's
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Stashes And Lashes 68

Adrienne Peterson Strikes Back! 48

The Team Formally Known As 8===D~~~ 43

Double D's*DQ 32

Visitors 18

Quizmaster Nate Dogg


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In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.

"Geeks Who Drink" There’s No Such Thing as a Free Lunch (2015)

113 of 152 Episodes

User Rating: 8.2/10   986 votes 

Your Rating: 7/10

Director: Werner Herzog

Writers: Gary Marshall (created by) Kavi Kardos (original story) David Coleman (comic book) Zachary Levi (vague concept) based on the novel “Push” by Sapphire

Original Air Date: 16 March 2015 (Season 3, Episode 1)

Genre: Erotic Thriller

Plot: Quizmaster Nate Dogg hosts a team pub quiz competition at a local bar every Thursday night, but he regularly loses track of what question he’s on because he’s A. legally blind as it is & the dimly lit nightclub lighting ain’t exactly doing him any favors and 2. He is totally schwasted as any self-respecting aging hipster would be at a job whose compensation consists primarily of Newcastle pints, pizza slices & tequila shots. Desperate for better crowd turnouts, Quizmaster Nate Dogg recruits jocks to broaden the game's fan base. The gimmick fails. Quizmaster Nate Dogg realizes that the quiz's weakness is in fact its greatest strength: a severe lack of sports trivia. With desperation mounting, Quizmaster Nate Dogg bribes hobos (using the promise of free food) to join one of the teams for one last attempt at defeating the rival trivia contest show across town.

Plot Keywords: Nudity | Clone | Run Over By A Train | Woman on Top | Actress Breaking Typecast

Parents’ Guide: Strong content advisory for parents

Cast (Episode Cast) (in credits order) (complete, verified)

Nathan Hall ...  Quizmaster Nate Dogg / Fandral the Dashing

Winter the Waitress ...  (as Herself)

Jukebox Joe ...  Mr. Bob Dob A. Lina

Kass Smiley ...  Scarlett the Dildo Daredevil / Coat Check Girl #2

Runtime: 120 minutes-ish

Country: United States of America

Language: English

Certification: Finland: K-16 | USA: TV-MA-14

Filming Locations: 2435 Spenard Road, Anchorage, Alaska, United States Of America

Company: Geeks Who Drink, LLC

Did You Know? Most of the scenes in the episode actually happened. (5 out of 5 found this interesting.)

Trivia: If you take the first letters of the main characters' names from “Inception” - Dom, Robert, Eames, Arthur, Mal and Saito - they spell "Dreams.” If you add Peter, Ariadne and Yusuf, the whole makes "Dreams Pay,” which is what they do for a mind thief…Ummm…what was the question again?

Goofs/Factual errors: To this day, actor Daniel Stern denies any responsibility whatsoever for directing the 1993 film “Rookie of the Year,” which tells the heart-warming story of an accident that miraculously gives a young boy an incredibly powerful pitching arm & becomes a major league pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. Stern has repeatedly asserted in numerous interviews commemorating the 25th anniversary of the 1990 film “Home Alone” that “I’m not saying I directed that festering pile of dog vomit, Joe Pesci did & then blamed it on me. Typical Pesci, am I right? Also, if you watch closely during the last game, the scoreboard clock never changes time. I’m not sure what that means but I’m sure Joe intended it to be important or something.”

Quotes: "Althoooooough... I HAVE developed a greater appreciation for the female version of the human anatomy... ARROOOOO!" (Howard the Duck, 1986)

Soundtrack: Rain of Gold - Performed by Young Empires

Bad Girls - Performed by M.I.A.

Sick Days - Performed by the Holiday Crowd

Bubble Butt – Performed by Major Lazer (uncredited)

******************************************************************

Not Last Place: The Visitors (GWD Socks + 2 Tickets for Scenic Float @ Drifter's Lodge + 3 Bamboo pizza coupons)

Best Team Name: The Team Name Formerly Known As 8===D~~~ (GWD flash drive + Dice w/ Velvet Pouch + Leonard Nimoy R.I.P. pin)

2nd Place: Adrienne Peterson Strikes Back! ($15)

1st Place: Stashes & Lashes ($25)

XOXOXO,

Quizmaster Nate Dogg

P.S. For the record, I respected the "keep the recap titles to a PG-13 maximum" rule but that's the only reason I didn't name this recap "Fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period."---Tom Cruise

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This Blacklight Really Brings Out The Color Of Your Cum Stains 67

Suck My Four Letter Word! 65

Donny The Caboose 60

Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Dustin Darden 54

Quizmaster Nate Dogg


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Nathan Hall (Quizmaster Nate Dogg)

In 1992, a crack-addicted quizmaster one-man commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Anchorage, Alaska underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a quizmaster of fortune. If you have a pub quiz problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Quizmaster Nate Dogg.

"Got 'em up, yeah my Taliano, not many brothers is rollin in Diablos
Hittin the hard rock, to finish my work spot
I'm lookin for females to cop (yeah)
You thinkin past me, I'm rollin up a five point O like pimps on ho, G
And I'm sittin in third, I'm never on swerve, to the right I merge
Now I'm patrollin and I'm lookin for a skirt, this thing I'm holin
I still got game ain't a damn thing change
I spot ten V's in the left lane
Eye contact is on, I'm rollin down windows pointin at thongs
And she's poppin them buttons and yankin that blouse
Girl let it all out!
And that's what she did, baby ain't no kid
36 D's a make a man skid
I'm puttin in work on the freeway pass
Cause she put 'em on the glass (yeah)"---Sir Mix A Lot aka Anthony Ray (urban poet, Renaissance Man, man about town, Office Voice/Spokesperson Of The Pepsi Generation)

 

Ok, first of all, there's this. And then, by contrast, there is this as well. 

Thank you to everyone, the faithful quizzers, who were such a good sport about me reading questions from the Swing Bar DJ deck, which has these hillarious riot-squad face plate/salad

bar sneeze guard/strip club type of plastic material lining. The pictures truly don't do it justice. Hell, some of you helped me move chairs & tables so we didn't have to write answers down

on beer pong tournament tables. As I stated on the FB page, you guys truly are the bestest. 

Email Raffle Winner: Kristin M (GWD flash drive/tasty ice cold beverage opener)

Red Lantern Award: Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Dustin Darden (Birdhouse condoms)

Not Last Place: Danny The Caboose (Games With Thrones Dragon Glass)

2nd Place: Suck My Four Letter Word! ($15)

1st Place/Best Team Name: This Blacklight Really Brings Out The Color Of Your Cum Stains ($25 + Matt Kirshen comedy tickets)

XOXOXO, 

Quizmaster Nate Dogg

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