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Protip: don't make everything you've eaten in a day consist of just fried peppers and cheese sticks. You never know if it's going to be the night when your quizzers buy you a shit load of drinks. I'm currently writing this blog from Shit-Butt City, on the corner of Can't Breathe Because The Grass Was Just Cut and General Lethargic Qualities. It's been an ugly morning to say the least.
Before we get to me being raped by that drunk woman, last night was the final quiz for Munroe, one of our long standing quizzers. He is going to go work on oil rigs and make a metric fuckton, so I wish him the best. I mostly wish him the best because since he couldn't take it with him, he gave me a top-of-the-line ibuypower computer. It's honestly an amazing machine that is running on my HDTV at 1768x992, which I didn't even know existed. So thank you very much Munroe and we hope you'll find some quiz in your new state!
Next up is the cougar issue. I don't know why but this late 40's cougar was all over me last night. Those that saw my horrid reaction could tell I wasn't feeling her Foster's breath or Linda Hamilton muscles connected to Chalres Barkley hands molesting me. I typically dig the older women, but this one fell into the "I'm so turned off right now my penis may have retreated into my abdomen" catagory. She literally smelled like Bengay and Chef Boyardee ravioli. It was like the Australian Crypt Keeper wanted me to dust off her haunted vag and cross the streams with her vaginal snot. What I'm trying to say is I'm pretty sure she has a Spitter for woman parts.
Please older women folk, I know you need love too. I'm glad to help with that as long as you come correct and don't yell out the goddamn answers at the quiz.
Congratulations to LOGGINS & MESSINA & ELIZA and ZYGOTE SNUFFIN' GYNOS for first and second place. See you next Tuesday!
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For whatever reason, Chris from team SALAMI TSUNAMI decided he'd like to fuck with the quizmaster. Rule #2 is always in effect, so we had a mini Chris bashing party for the majority of the quiz. Let's review things we learned about Chris.
- Chris has a clitoris in the back of his throat similar to the plot of "Deep Throat"
- Chris's hometown of Chicago has gutters choked with rats that are drowned in the urine of the homeless and insane.
- Chris at one time had three sisters, but he killed her in utero...by kicking his pregnant mom in the stomach. Last week.
- Chris pleasured himself while the Towers fell. To this date, it is the only time he's stayed hard for more than five minutes.
- Chris lives alone in an apartment, if you don't count the sexually molested roadkill underneath his floorboards.
- Chris, under the name Pol Pot, forced labor upon the Cambodian people, that when coupled with malnutrition, poor medical care and random executions so he could achieve climax (see Chris bullet point #4), it resulted in the deaths of approximately 21 percent of the Cambodian population.
There is many more Chris facts we could go on about, but I think these paint the picture of habromania I'm attempting to convey. No, habromania does not mean an obsession with Nerf guns, the Monopoly boardgame and other things, that's HASBROmania. The more you know.
Congratulations to 54-10 (suck it BYU) and WILSON PHILLIPS AND BOB for first and second place!
See you next week!
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At tonight's quiz, we had a mini contest during round 6, with the palpable title of "8 Geography Questions That Might Actually Kill You." In between each question, I proposed that I would play a sound clip from Super Mario Bros. 3. On the back of the quizzer's answer sheet, you'd list which of the eight worlds I was currently playing. Not by name (that'd be a little too hard) but by the actual world number. Congratulations to LICKING RUFIO'S BOO BOX who aced the contest by getting all eight correct. Most of our other teams pulled out 4 or 5 correct.
However, Team Rufio would end up doing battle with SHOW US YOUR WITS in a double tiebreaker showdown and end up taking second place, with Team Wits taking home the grand prize. Congratulations to all teams and I'll see you next Tuesday.