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A Bar Named Sue
3928 S Highland Dr
Salt Lake City, UT 84108
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:34 PM, May 15, 2013
Scores
The Playas 72
I have a working problem that interferes with my drinking 67
Pew Pew Laser Cats! 63
The Do-Wrongers 54
System.Out.Print("Awesome") 38
Yo DADDY!!! 15
Magnum's Mustache 4
Old Yeller was the shortest running TV show that never existed.
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Christopher is a long time lover of Justin Bieber. He was watching his YouTube videos way before you were. He got a a bird tattoo on his hip that is the exact same as Bieber's. If anyone can say they are a Belieber it's Christopher. He follows Bieber all over the country and makes his own Bieber music videos. He always has Bieber themed birthday parties. If you don't know what that is, you should ask Christopher.

Greetings, Quizboys & Quizgirls!

Despite the wonderful summer weather we still brought you in for the best Tuesday night entertainment in all of Utah. Tough to pull off, I know. I mean you could've gone and sat the salt flats all night and wonder why you live in Utah, but you already know that. It's becuase of Tuesday nights at A Bar Named Sue, that you sacrifice so many other personal freedoms. Thank you for all that you do.

Let's dig into some HIGHLIGHTS:

- Space-station Commander is way cooler than your job title. Unless your job title is Space-station Commando.

- A lot of people found the only worse option to the correct answer in round two's Reel Big Fish question: Gwen Stefani. Horrible AND wrong. What a combo.

- It was a toss up in round three for who knew the misconceptions, but everyone got "all intents and purposes." This is why quizzers are better than other people. 

- Luara Bush did not have a largely publicized bout with alcohol and painkillers. I think it was kept a secret. It'd explain the constant look of unbridled vacancy in her eyes, anyhow.

- Old Yeller never had an animated show. If he did, it's theme song would not sound anything like Woody Woodpecker.

- That dude who is really good at bonus questions still needs to put on a proper t-shirt. Yes, you. You keep winning them. Use 'em!

After all was quizzed and done, The Playas walked away victorious! Is it the start of another streak? Stay tuned!

I love you all and you're the best damn group of folks this side of the moon.

Hugs & sloppy kisses,
-QM Chairman!

A Bar Named Sue
3928 S Highland Dr
Salt Lake City, UT 84108
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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2:14 PM, May 08, 2013
Scores
Merminataurs 72
Ducky Ducky Quack Fuck! 68
Burgled Earth 67
The Playas 63
Nancy Drew and The Mystery of the Over the Pants Handie 62
K & K 56
Fucking Barstools make my ass hurt 53
The Power Bottoms 51
Flutterclucks 50
Boner Soup 420 37
K 8
An excellent night for celebrity diseases.
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Christopher is a long time lover of Justin Bieber. He was watching his YouTube videos way before you were. He got a a bird tattoo on his hip that is the exact same as Bieber's. If anyone can say they are a Belieber it's Christopher. He follows Bieber all over the country and makes his own Bieber music videos. He always has Bieber themed birthday parties. If you don't know what that is, you should ask Christopher.

Hello again, Quizzistas!

Once again, A Bar Named Sue rocked this motherfucker like no one else does, as we always do. 10 teams put their brains to the grindstone, and the result was, if that were literal, messy. However, it wasn't literal. It was me speaking in hyperbole, so the results were just plain ol' surprizing.

No big shock that The Merminataurs took first (congrats!). The big shock was when the rising phoenix that is Ducky Ducky Quck Fuck came from last to second. Huge congrats out to you guys. Next week, aim high! First may have your silly name all over it.


Who wants some HIGHLIGHTS?

- No one mistook day-glo orange with that other wings place. Everyone hit that sweet, semi-sexy spot right with Hooters.

- Bring a sports guy. Any team that did well on this round did so becuase they took that one normally useless co-worker off the bench and named the proper NBA teams.

- Sapphire is NOT a beryl. Now every single player knows this. No one hit the proper answer of aquamarine.

- Kate Winslet gets (at least semi-) naked a lot.

- I love that you all loved the shit out of round six. Plus, I wish I could give you a point for Syphalisa Lamponelli. She isn't dead though. Yes, I know. Our loss.

- Congrats to the team that happily outed themselves for knowing Hitler's zodiac. I don't care if you were cheering for a lucky guess. You have the testicles of men. Almost.

Thus concludes another amazing week at A Bar Named Sue! I'll see you all with all your friends next week.

Hugs and sloppy kisses,
-QM Chairman

A Bar Named Sue
3928 S Highland Dr
Salt Lake City, UT 84108
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:41 AM, May 01, 2013
Scores
The Playas 83
DJ Boner Jamz 78
William Shatnermouth 75
Tig Ole Bitties 71
Can I Hep You Find Something? 58
Enginerds 53
The Girls Over There 44
Hockeytown Fever 6
Blog titles are for housewives and little girls.
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 		Christopher ()

Christopher is a long time lover of Justin Bieber. He was watching his YouTube videos way before you were. He got a a bird tattoo on his hip that is the exact same as Bieber's. If anyone can say they are a Belieber it's Christopher. He follows Bieber all over the country and makes his own Bieber music videos. He always has Bieber themed birthday parties. If you don't know what that is, you should ask Christopher.

Well, hello once again, my queeziners!

A Bar Named Sue came through, yet again, with another great turnout. I love our regulars. Hey, if your reading this, I could love you, too. Clearly, you have a chance at being a coveted regular. Thanks for checkin' in with me.
Let's get this blog started off properly right off the bat...

HIGHLIGHTS!

- No one thinks it's funny when the Quizmaster calls you out for being retarded for thinking human bood is ever anything else but red. Easy solution? Don't be retarded.

- Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar. All of the time, Sigmund Freud is not a dictator.

- Some genies grant wishes. Some grant boners. We all agree that no genies should grant wishes to boners.

- Regarding my rant on round 7: I stand by the fact that Chris Nolan is a turd. The Dark Knight Rises is a shitty movie that has no reason for existing. I heard a lot of you whispering about how much you liked it. there is a reason you were whispering. It's because you know you are wrong.

- Thanks to some unlucky team, who shall remain unnamed, we all are 100% on that there is no one named "Gandalf" in the X-Men franchise. Yet.

Well, kids. It's time for bed. I don't care what time it is when you are reading this. Don't make me come up there. What? You wanna cry? I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT.

Okay, okay. Congrats to The Playas for taking home 1st again this week. Also, big ups to William Shatnermouth for taking home the first "A Bar Named Sue's First Staff Judged Best Name" contest. They took home a random grab bag of bar schwag and the honor of winning something without placing or having to try to be smart.

See you all next week! I'm ooking forward to it. Comment below to tell me what you'll be wearing so I can coordinate.

Big hugs and sloppy kisses,
-QM Chairman

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