My final night at Pitchers Lounge was more than one could hope for, as the quizzers were enthusiastic and the service was, as always, fantastic.

I'm sure that I'll find a home somewhere else, a place of my own, but for now I'm going on hiatus to a warmer place. Specifically I'm going to Pheonix. Gay pride is next weekend there in Arizona, and I'm excited to be surrounded by some queer folks who imbibe liberally. I'm hoping to bend some individuals idea's about sexuality, as well as contort some bodies in my hotel room. Now don't think that I'm doing this because I'm a complete hedonist (though I am), I'm doing this for the marginalized homosexual community as we see DOMA being challenged in the Surpreme court.

I swear that if they decide to uphold it, I'm going to fucking go ape shit on some straight motherfuckers, Dorner style. I ain't scared of drones, I'm scared of the ignorance of the populace. "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edumund Burke

Congratulations to Mitt Romney Magic Mormon Undies for getting first place.

There is a new pope and that means fresh new faces for Pitcher’s Lounge, here at the Mariott hotel. Why, might you ask? Who knows! All I know is that there was more groping and molesting then any seminary school I’ve been to in a while. And you know what? Boys and girls all feel the same in the dark.

I’m getting excited for all the patrons at this awesome establishment. And I’m not just saying that because I’m kind of, sort of drunk right now and feeling all touchy feely over warm, soft flesh that’s just asking to be pounded in submission.

Congratulations to No Good Dirty Scoundrels!

It was another wonderful night with my favorite people.

So what if the social net used to help the disabled and desperately poor is being shredded by idealistic, outdate scum bags? So what, the president probably has the ability to kill most anyone he wants in 30 minutes or less with his auto piloted death machine, like a doomsday pizza delivery?

I’m not worried. Mostly because of the alcohol, but also because I know that if things get bad enough out there in the “real world”, it will most likely involve a nuke, produced by practically enslaved North Korean workforce. And where there’s a nuke, life is quickly exstinguished.

See I won’t be that person that survives Armageddon/ Gehenna. I’m going to have a front row seat to it, soaking up the rays. Congratulations to New York Dp’s for getting first place.

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