GEEK BOWL. Let's talk about it. Seriously.
Mike's Tavern is home to some of the top scoring teams in the NATION!
NATION.
Don't believe me...well fine. Don't. But check out this past weeks Geek in Review.

http://www.geekswhodrink.com/163/Geek_in_Review

See. You owe it to yourselves...and me.

Who doesn't want to go to Austin in February.
We all know it's cold as shit here then...so let's spend a weekend together in Austin.
You can see me sing...and dance.
That is worth the trip alone.
PLUS. You could win a big ass check.
...and not just a lot of money. That too...but a big one.
I've seen the pictures from the past years...and it's big. Like American Family Publishers Ed McMahon BIG.
Who doesn't want to hold that up?
And some of my teams (you know who you are) have a chance.
So take a chance. Come to Geek Bowl.
Plug. Done.

So...Sam.
Big Sam night. He helped me put up my sign (FUCKING SIGN!)
I bought him a drink.
He punched me in the face. On accident. But still...strait elbow to the face.
I powered through...but I'm a professional.
We talked about his love life...no specifics here. *I'm trust worthy.
AND...he ended the night with an inception shot.

*see previous blog for that gem of a drink. 7 shots in one glorious, deep throated take down.

There where many other quizzers at the bar tonight but Sam was my star of the evening.

A positive Joe update...he has a job now. So...you had me at I got a job.

 Quiz Highlights:

My Superhero staff: Avery, Alex and Jason were there being their usual adorable excellent service selves *see images for proof.

Best New Team Names:
In 2nd Place In 4th Place

AND

In 3rd Place in 4th Place
Really? Assholes.
This made reading the scoring updates interesting. AND by interesting...I mean confusing.
No doubt the team plan. Mission Accomplished.

Best Answer: You know that really famous sad photograph of the lady taken during the depression...what alliterative name was she known by: Dustbowl Debbie Does Dallas.

Excellent Answer.

I Was Saying Boo-Urns in 1st tonight. Finally.
They took 1st place the first time they came...they have been cursed with 2nd every week since.

3 squared in second tonight.

I treasure all of you.

Laters, baby.

Let's be clear. I'm not blowin your ever lovin minds with this damn blog. I'm not going to win a Pulitzer for this random stream of crap.
Each week: I come home *"tipsy" from the quiz -
*tip-sy (tip' se)
    1. Slightly intoxicated.
    2. Unsteady or crooked.
-so whether i'm sporting a slightly warm buzz or crawling over the damn threshold...the process is the same.
Unless I pass out. Then. It's worse. Because I have to shit out a blog hungover in record time.
You've see them. It's worse. No one is happy.
 
back to the point.
so. I come home tipsy.
Pour a drink. Grab the camera. Try and find my usb cord...and take a seat.
Depending on the weather. I smoke.
 
*personal sidenote: I hate the smell of cigarettes so NO indoor smoking. I DO love the way it smooths my rattled nerves though. It's a nasty nasty habit that intend on quitting almost at least once a month.
 
Laptop on lap, drink in hand. I type up a brief synopsis of the evening. Anything exciting that happened. Funny team names. Funny answers. That's it people. That's what you get.
 
You were there. You know what the quiz was like. Really? What the fuck would you like me to blog about? No one wants my personal soap box drivel...god know there's enough of that shit to read on the internet. And trust me...I don't need to alienate people more with my personal opinions than I already do in person.
 

We are starting this 2013 year with full disclosure...and that was it.

So Happy New Year! I will give it my best.

Quiz Highlights:

Best New Team Name: NAMBLA

Squeakin it out at the end Insert Blank Team Name took 1st

The Man Inside Me in 2nd

See you all next week!

Laters, baby.

Ho Ho Holy Shit. This night was a Christmas Miracle.

Since this was our last night together before Christmas we celebrated early.

At this point we're basically one big family. One Big Dysfunctional Drunk Family.

We listened to classical Christmas music and ate cookies. And of course as always...drank.

Every week I come away from the quiz with one weird disjointed short story stuck in my brain from all of the experiences of the night.
Sometimes I'm the main character. Sometimes not.

and I don't think all of you realize the crazy collection on information I receive each and every week.
Granted...this week was better than most.
We were a buzzed off Christmas cheer and sugar.

So.

Here's a lightning fast behind the scenes experience as the Quiz Master at Mike's Tavern - Christmas Edition:

I drank some winter beers for a change.

Van Der Sleuths informed me that Santa has died of AIDS.

Greg gave me a box of chocolates - one was rosemary flavored. It might have been the best thing to have ever touched my lips.

David let me know that Redheads have ogres in their vagina's. And that's why they smell more than other women.
We googled it. But all we got was a lot of porn. Go figure.

Paul & Juliet bought me a shot.

Then Greg bought me a shot...before I even had a chance to take the previous one.

Jason carried my box upstairs.

I met Avery's older brother (the musician) Damon. Which then gave us a total of 4 Bailey's in the house.

Eric came late but he made up for it by letting me play Erotic Photohunt with him.

I met Joe. And what can I say? He had me at "I don't have a job".

Caesar the quiz whisperer was back. He always makes me feel so pretty.

Jennifer informed me I am the perfect mix of jerk, sarcasm and motherly love.

I played skee-ball with Elliot, Chelsea & Mike.

Avery elbowed me in the boob. yup. on purpose. So I gave him a titty twister. We flirted like 3rd graders. *she said boob*

I came with 70 sugar cookies. I left with 8.

AAAANNNNDDDD...done.

That was our night.

OH YEAH...and we played a quiz.

Quiz Highlights.

Best New Team Name: We had a straight fucking team name face-off tonight.

Van Der Sleuths vs. Van Der Sluts

12 Year Old Boner vs. Bigger 12 Year Old Boner

Alex Trebek doesn't have to put up with this shit - wins it. Because they're right. I don't think he could. Alex couldn't handle this quiz.

Best Answer:

Annabel Chong's 70 dude romp was called "The World's Biggest What?" - SLOPPY BUKKAKE. (Correct answer was: Gang Bang) From The 12 Year Old Boners.

Van Der Sleuths with a BIG finish took 1st
Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Ack! - in 2nd.

I will see you all in 2 weeks: we will spend New Year's night together making resolutions we don't plan to keep.

DEAN CAIN BITCHES!

laters, baby.

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