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Northwest Brewing Company
1091 Valentine Ave SE
Pacific, WA 98390
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11:08 PM, November 13, 2012
Scores
Fat Cats 54
Mitch 51
Andrew 42
M Smith 34
Awesomeness 14
And thus ends our Quiz time. Good night, and Good Luck.
Ozzimo


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Thursdays 8:30 at The Ram 		Evan Query (Ozzimo)

I was born a poor black child... hold on... nope thinking of someone else. I was born in Suburbia. Like, smack dab. My hometown of Puyallup is famous for 3 things.

1.  1. Before Prohibition it was the hops capital of the world. (Thanks a lot Puritans!! Grrrr) But this just goes to show that when they say there's something in the water around here, they're talking about beer.

2.  2. The guy who played the Dad on "A Christmas Story" graduated from Puyallup High School and is, as far as I know, the most famous person to grow up here.

3.  3. It is the current home of your humble Quizmaster, Evan Q.

Anyway, here's the quick and dirty. I'm class of 01 from Puyallup High School; I left high school thinking I wanted to teach Choir as that was basically the extent of my knowledge. When I got to college I found out how little these people make and how hard they had to train to do it. I immediately changed my major to Political Science and have never looked back. This is one of the main reasons not to argue with me when you think I’m wrong. I'm trained to win a fight, even if the other person is 6 kinds of right.

I started quizzing when a coworker of mine turned me on to the quiz and mentioned GWD was looking for a Tacoma quizmaster. I went through the pre-req community college course, the ritual hazing, the bleeding/burning of saint if I ever left the family, and the chopping off of my ring finger on my right hand. I'm told this is all legit and there was no need to look it up to check.

You can find me at the Ram on Thursdays at 8:30. I highly suggest ordering the Turkey Havarti with Sweet potato fries and a '71 ale while you're there.

It was our last night at Northwest Brewing. At least for now. We wrapped up our quiz night with 5 teams on the night. A high water mark for teams at Northwest. We rocked, we rolled and we had a stern discussion about Selena Gomez. In third place tonight was Andrew with 42 points. In second place with a mean 51 points was Mitch. and taking first place by hitting hard in the last 2 rounds, it was Fat Cats. 

So that's pretty much that. Northwest has been a great venue even if it's been a small crowd. Shawna the bartender was always ready for "one more beer." And the regualrs have been colorful to be sure. We may be back one day or maybe not. In the mean time, I'll see you in the quiz blogs. 

Northwest Brewing Company
1091 Valentine Ave SE
Pacific, WA 98390
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9:46 AM, November 07, 2012
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Mikey and Stephie 56
Purple Pussy Willows 52
The Bartender's Posse 41
MNF 14
Fuck the Mormon and the Muslim, in Pacific, We Vote Ozzimo
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Tuesday Nights at 8 PM Fish Brewing Co. Olympia, WA Wednesday Nights at 8 PM Jack's Bar and Grill Renton, WA 		Russel (Rooster)

Quizmaster Ozzimo is probably the greatest living example of a Sex Ninja (the greatest non-living example being Martin Van Buren, of course).  I mean, Ozzimo is scary good at just about every fucking thing he does.  This is why I keep my wife and anyone else I care about away from him.  See, I know that one glimpse of his shiny bald head and his smoky, seductive stare and anyone who thinks I’m cool will automatically have a new definition of what that word means.  He is the yardstick to which all is measured, and I come up to about the 6 and half inch mark *rimshot*.  So when the task to follow in his mighty impressive footsteps was given to me, I reluctantly accepted.   It was just about the most daunting mission I have ever dared to endeavor.

Things started off rocky, as I got lost on my way to the bar.  I was able to get there with about 10 minutes to spare before quiz.  I was already fielding questions about the beloved Ozzimo.  His devoted fan base wanted to know where the fuck he was.  Intimidated, I did what any fat kid with a speech impediment would: I started making awkward jokes.  Some of them even elicited  a chuckle or two.  As the quiz went on and I became more confident (courtesy of the Hoppy Bitch IPA), I started getting more daring, and I made a joke or two about Ozzimo… Mistake.  Don’t fuck with Ozzimo.  Just don’t do it.  His people have his back, even when the joke is a light-hearted commentary on his baldness.  Just don’t do it.  Learn from my mistake people… Ozzimo has more devout followers than Opus Dei.  I was able to regain my footing, this time watching my words carefully.  I made a few jokes about Michael Jordan and different shit he could shill.  I made a Diablo Cody joke or two, and I thanked everyone for playing, I handed out prizes for the first place team Mikey and Stephie and second place team Purple Pussy Willows, and I ended the evening on a high note.  All in all, I would have to say, my first night replacing the Sex Ninja was good.  Next week, we build from there.

Northwest Brewing Company
1091 Valentine Ave SE
Pacific, WA 98390
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11:01 PM, October 30, 2012
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Fat Cats 67
Binders full of Team Names 58
Buck Wild 52
Ruler Slappers 20
Daley 12
Penn State, not really a state my friend.
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Thursdays 8:30 at The Ram 		Evan Query (Ozzimo)

I was born a poor black child... hold on... nope thinking of someone else. I was born in Suburbia. Like, smack dab. My hometown of Puyallup is famous for 3 things.

1.  1. Before Prohibition it was the hops capital of the world. (Thanks a lot Puritans!! Grrrr) But this just goes to show that when they say there's something in the water around here, they're talking about beer.

2.  2. The guy who played the Dad on "A Christmas Story" graduated from Puyallup High School and is, as far as I know, the most famous person to grow up here.

3.  3. It is the current home of your humble Quizmaster, Evan Q.

Anyway, here's the quick and dirty. I'm class of 01 from Puyallup High School; I left high school thinking I wanted to teach Choir as that was basically the extent of my knowledge. When I got to college I found out how little these people make and how hard they had to train to do it. I immediately changed my major to Political Science and have never looked back. This is one of the main reasons not to argue with me when you think I’m wrong. I'm trained to win a fight, even if the other person is 6 kinds of right.

I started quizzing when a coworker of mine turned me on to the quiz and mentioned GWD was looking for a Tacoma quizmaster. I went through the pre-req community college course, the ritual hazing, the bleeding/burning of saint if I ever left the family, and the chopping off of my ring finger on my right hand. I'm told this is all legit and there was no need to look it up to check.

You can find me at the Ram on Thursdays at 8:30. I highly suggest ordering the Turkey Havarti with Sweet potato fries and a '71 ale while you're there.


Let's be honest. It was raining like a motherfucker and traffic was a trap. But despite all that we had a super night at Northwest Brewery. 5 teams and a few lookie loos on the said made for some tense complitition. In 3rd place, just out of the prizes was Buck Wild with 52 points. "Binders full of Team Names" took 2nd with 58 points. And in first place, hitting some big late rounds, was Fat Cats with 67 points.

As always it's worth listening to the Quizmaster when he is trying to tell you something that will eventually get you free beer. For example. when the bonus rounds are, what type of answer we are looking for in this round, and when to shut the fuck up with the shouting out of answers. Free beer is precious. Treat it like.... well... free beer. I'll see you all next week!

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