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Scholz Garten
1607 San Jacinto Boulevard
Austin, TX 78701
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11:40 AM, April 23, 2013
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Fabian's Anal Glee Choir 79

What a Coincidence; I Joined Anal Glee Too 69

Viscous Fingering 66

The Loose Seals 66

Who's on First 62

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Why are you even looking in here? There's no naked pictures. Carry on. 

Oh hello there friends!

We had a great time outside last night under a beautiful, clear Texas spring evening. It was so quiet out, my voice seemed to echo all over the neighborhood. To make a good evening even better, I had the 2 meat plate. If you haven't had the sausage yet, you should grab it! 

Alrighty, let's talk quiz. 

It was so fun! In the first round, you guys had to deal with some Ma'am-agrams, or anagrams of famous women. Round 2 had some Euro-trash band playing some of our favorite songs... I shouldn't say playing though. They changed them into shadows of themselves, leaving some of you to guess after "Don't Fear the Reaper." I guess when you take the cowbell out of that song, it's unrecognizable. 

Round 3 had the table of dudes trying to make educated guesses about whether it was Britney Spears or Christina Aguilara. Round 4 had me flexing my ZZ Top fandom skills, except the round had nothing to do with ZZ Top. Round 5 had you matching saints with what they are the patrons of as Loose Canons.

Round 6 had you completely focused on Australia on You call that a first? This is a first. Round 7 was a TV Mixup where we had tv shows playing with the wrong intro music. My personal favorite was... well... I guess I can't say until Wednesday. 

Round 8 was random, as usual, and we had a clear winner and second place winner! Congratulations to the two teams who repurposed a round 1 clue into their team name! OBVIOUSLY that's good luck. 

 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

1. LIKE OUR FACEBOOK PAGE. And even more, when you show up to quiz, you can check in to the facebook page and let your friends know that they are losers and you are awesome. Why like our facebook page? Here are two good reasons: 1. I post last-minute announcements there (like if a quiz is cancelled unexpectedly, or if we are outside or inside), and 2. I always post the link to the blog there, so you can be lazy. The facebook page is a 1-stop-shop for all things Scholz Garten quiz. Here's a third reason that is selfish for me: I like this job and I'd like to keep it, so the more folks who are aware that we quiz at Scholz on Monday's, the more likely it is they will come, and the more folks that come, the more likely it is that quiz will continue--ya dig? 

2. SIGN UP FOR THE EMAIL LIST. Why? 5 round topics for the night. No spam. Email bonus question inside. Need I say more? WHY HAVEN'T YOU DONE IT YET THEN? 

3. BRING YOUR FRIENDS! When we get up to 15 teams and higher, we give out 30 more dollars in prize money. Don't you want more money?! Bring your friendsies! 

 

**This week we had 13 teams, TWO TEAMS away from getting another prize added on, which is why I am putting up this deal: If you bring an entire team of quizzers (apart from your team) I will buy YOUR team a pitcher of beer. Yep--that's right. If you show up with your team and another team that hasn't played with us before, I will buy you a whole pitcher of whatever beer you like, and at Scholz, that could be any of 60 beers on tap. 

 

See you guys next week! WITH YOUR FRIENDS!

 

xoxo,

Samantha

Scholz Garten
1607 San Jacinto Boulevard
Austin, TX 78701
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10:01 AM, April 16, 2013
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Well, I saw Anne's face, now I'm a Belieber 81

Quizzards Of Ozz 80

What Do You Mean This Isn't A Candy Crush Anonymous Meeting? 73

Sore Losers 71

CH4 Fart Factory 70

Don't Fuck With Me Or I'll Hug You! 70

Schindler's List 3D 69

Peach Cobbler on My Chindo-sill 68

The Indecisives 67

Teacher's & Their Pets 63

All About Dat Azz 57

The Boston Amptu-tea Party (We're Sorry, We're Assholes) 57

We're Waving With No Hands (Think About It) 56

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Why are you even looking in here? There's no naked pictures. Carry on. 

Well FINALLY! 

Last night I saw the old gangs come back in full force with 13 teams! We also had some newbies among us that got thoroughly quizzed for the first time--as I mentioned on the mic, Congratulations, you made it to the finest quiz company in town! I hope that you guys had as much fun as I did! There's nothing like a full dining room at Scholz.

This week we had a whole round on Anatomy Class kind of, and a round where we played just a few seconds of epicly long songs on repeat and you had to guess what they were. Since I played "Space Jam" you knew that we had a sports round coming your way--a speed sports round at that. You had to name teams that don't exist anymore. Man, I would have personally bombed the shit out of that round. 

Round 4 was called Young and Old, and in round 5 you guys clearly demonstrated that you have seen a map of Asia recently--nice. To the two teams that had not seen a map recently, I cannot shame you nor blame you, but this might be helpful

Round 6 was an entire round on Opera, and yes, it was the second time in the quiz where the instructions contained a huge "Fuck you." I hope you liked the vitriol I put in my voice with each iteration of the "F" word. 

Round 7 had you identifying that guy and movies that he's in. I can't remember his name, and I'm too lazy to look it up, but you know, you get the idea. 

Going into Round 7 we had a tie for first between And then I saw Anne's Face, Now I'm a Belieber, and The Quizzards of Oz. Who would come out on top?

Turns out both of these teams knew the exact same knowledge and pulled out a score of 10 each, which means... SUDDEN DEATH.

I asked the two teams 5 more questions--one of which was a math question. The two teams tied on the first 4 questions--scoring 3 each. Which meant it came down to the math question, and with a number that was way off, but not over Anne's Face took home the cash! 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

1. LIKE OUR FACEBOOK PAGE. And even more, when you show up to quiz, you can check in to the facebook page and let your friends know that they are losers and you are awesome. Why like our facebook page? Here are two good reasons: 1. I post last-minute announcements there (like if a quiz is cancelled unexpectedly, or if we are outside or inside), and 2. I always post the link to the blog there, so you can be lazy. The facebook page is a 1-stop-shop for all things Scholz Garten quiz. Here's a third reason that is selfish for me: I like this job and I'd like to keep it, so the more folks who are aware that we quiz at Scholz on Monday's, the more likely it is they will come, and the more folks that come, the more likely it is that quiz will continue--ya dig? 

2. SIGN UP FOR THE EMAIL LIST. Why? 5 round topics for the night. No spam. Email bonus question inside. Need I say more? WHY HAVEN'T YOU DONE IT YET THEN? 

3. BRING YOUR FRIENDS! When we get up to 15 teams and higher, we give out 30 more dollars in prize money. Don't you want more money?! Bring your friendsies! 

 

**This week we had 13 teams, TWO TEAMS away from getting another prize added on, which is why I am putting up this deal: If you bring an entire team of quizzers (apart from your team) I will buy YOUR team a pitcher of beer. Yep--that's right. If you show up with your team and another team that hasn't played with us before, I will buy you a whole pitcher of whatever beer you like, and at Scholz, that could be any of 60 beers on tap. 

 

See you guys next week! WITH YOUR FRIENDS!

 

xoxo,

Samantha

Scholz Garten
1607 San Jacinto Boulevard
Austin, TX 78701
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11:19 AM, April 09, 2013
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I Used to Fuck Kids Like You In Juvie (Forfeit) 83

We're Just Here For the Free Pencils 76

RIP Meryl 71

Scribble a Team Name 70

Don't Fuck With Me or I'll Stab You 67

Homies 58

Wait... Did Merryl Streep Die Today? 48

Tacito's 29

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Why are you even looking in here? There's no naked pictures. Carry on. 

Good afternoon Scholzies! 

I had such a blast with you all, per usual, at our Monday quiz! My BFF's were at the BFF table, AND took home the email bonus, I got a couple more emails on my list, AND there were some Austin QMs there to heckle the shit out of me again (which I love). 

It was a pretty fun quiz last night! We had rounds on words that start with La, Bands that use really terrible grammar, and a whole round on sports and games where you use balls. It took me right back to summer camp when I would play tether ball--the taller boys that I tried to hang with would always knock me out of the tournament first because I couldn't reach their throws. So unfair. 

And then we had rounds on Carls, celebreties who were covered in slime, and a round on the character's from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (except historically accurate). I just like pronouncing Socrates and Beethoven incorrectly. Not surprising that you all jumped on the bonus, knowing that Keanu Reeves has to be dyslexic or something. 

Round 7 had you identify the film that takes place in that desert somewhere in Arizona or Utah, and round 8 was Random, of course! 

This evening the QM team beat the pants off of everyone else, but graciously passed on the money to give the second and third place teams their winnings--way to  be generous QMs! 

Thank you all for a lovely evening, and I hope to see you next week! 

 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

1. LIKE OUR FACEBOOK PAGE. And even more, when you show up to quiz, you can check in to the facebook page and let your friends know that they are losers and you are awesome. Why like our facebook page? Here are two good reasons: 1. I post last-minute announcements there (like if a quiz is cancelled unexpectedly, or if we are outside or inside), and 2. I always post the link to the blog there, so you can be lazy. The facebook page is a 1-stop-shop for all things Scholz Garten quiz. Here's a third reason that is selfish for me: I like this job and I'd like to keep it, so the more folks who are aware that we quiz at Scholz on Monday's, the more likely it is they will come, and the more folks that come, the more likely it is that quiz will continue--ya dig? 

2. SIGN UP FOR THE EMAIL LIST. Why? 5 round topics for the night. No spam. Email bonus question inside. Need I say more? WHY HAVEN'T YOU DONE IT YET THEN? 

3. BRING YOUR FRIENDS! When we get up to 15 teams and higher, we give out 30 more dollars in prize money. Don't you want more money?! Bring your friendsies! 

 

xoxo,

Samantha

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