North Bend Bar & Grill
145 East North Bend Way
North Bend, WA 98045
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Scores
| Mad Cows | 70 |
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| Reunited (And It Feels So Good) | 68 |
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| ATeek'd | 63 |
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| Unicorn Rodeo-Ride the Magic Horn Yeehaw! | 55 |
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| Fat Kids Coach Catholic School Cheerleaders | 51 |
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| Death by Stereo | 49 |
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| Dead Last | 40 |
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| Grave Robbers from Outer Space | 40 |
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| Elk | 35 |
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| Meat Sandwich | 29 |
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| Fail | 26 |
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| Alex and Claire | 21 |
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| Whiskey Whiskey | 20 |
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| Sarah | 12 |
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| Third Place | 11 |
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| Bananas | 2 |
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The Great White Whale

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Quiz Schedule
Lunchbox Laboratory (Bellevue) - Monday 6pm to 8pm
Snoqualmie Brewery and Taproom - Wednesday 7pm to 9pm
The Highliner Pub and Grill - Thursday 8pm to 10pm
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Ken (The Great White Whale)
Retail slave by day, I play the role of smart-ass, quiz host in the evening. Lording my intelligence over the quiz peons gives me the strength I need to get through my days. This is about as close as I will get to utilizing my Theatre degree so I'm going to take advantage of this. |
Hey y’all. If you’ve been coming out to the North Bend Bar and Grill for the last 6 months you know a few things about me. I am unashamed of my nerd cred, I can’t fuckin’ pronounce the name of that shit filled river in Pittsburgh and Caddyshack is never the right answer at my quiz. Oh yeah, and I’m not a particularly sentimental fellow. I’m going to keep this short and sweet. You guys are fabulous and you made my long drive from Seattle to North Bend worth it every week. I hope to see some of you in Bellevue at Lunchbox Laboratory on Monday nights and the rest of you when we find a new home in the valley for the summer.
Mad Props
- ATeek’d – Good for you guys! You managed to pull off the top score in R2, “Le Pop with Cheese”. It’s just a shame you blew it in the end.
- Reunited (And it Feels So Good) – You were the only ones to ace R1, “Celebrities Doing It!”.
- Unicorn Rodeo – Ride the Magic Horn Yeehaw! – Way to be the only team to get all the points in R7, “8-Bit TV”, you certainly know your geeky BBC television!
- Death by Stereo – Yeah, you knew the whole story about the Pepsi Billion Dollar Challenge. That’s both impressive and quite sad.
Bitchin' Team Names
- Unicorn Rodeo – Ride the Magic Horn Yeehaw!
- Fat Kids Coach Catholic School Cheerleaders
- Death by Stereo
- Reunited (And It Feels So Good)
After months and months of domination, Fat Kids Coach Catholic School Cheerleaders, yeah I’ll be wanking to that imagery later, didn’t even place in our last until fall. They have to spend all summer thinking about how our reigning champions Mad Cows, beat them senseless. You have a few months to plot revenge. Reunited (And it Feels So Good) scored a solid second place. Erich of ATeek’d won the Facebook free beer and Natalie of Reunited (And it Feels So Good) nabbed the email bonus. Keep your eyes on the Facebook page for news about our return to the North Bend Bar and Grill in September and other notes about exciting things in the valley. Until I see you again, cheers!
North Bend Bar & Grill
145 East North Bend Way
North Bend, WA 98045
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Scores
| Fat Kids Wobble but They Don't Fall Down | 82 |
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| Mad Cows | 78 |
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| Duke, Duke, Duke, Makes Me Hurl? | 74 |
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| I Gave Up Trivia for Lent | 70 |
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| Coffee is for Closers Only | 70 |
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| Rogers | 64 |
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| I Gave Her My Heart: She Gave Me a Pen | 63 |
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| Unicorn Rodeo, Giddyup Bitches | 61 |
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| Super Skier | 60 |
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| See More Butts | 39 |
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| Meat Party | 36 |
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| Corner Gang | 28 |
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| Team A | 26 |
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| Chris | 21 |
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| Beeer | 19 |
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| Bracket Buster | 15 |
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The Great White Whale

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Quiz Schedule
Lunchbox Laboratory (Bellevue) - Monday 6pm to 8pm
Snoqualmie Brewery and Taproom - Wednesday 7pm to 9pm
The Highliner Pub and Grill - Thursday 8pm to 10pm
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Ken (The Great White Whale)
Retail slave by day, I play the role of smart-ass, quiz host in the evening. Lording my intelligence over the quiz peons gives me the strength I need to get through my days. This is about as close as I will get to utilizing my Theatre degree so I'm going to take advantage of this. |
As we rapidly approach the last quiz before our long summer vacation at The North Bend Bar and Grill it has occurred to me that my Tuesday nights are looking pretty dull without you. Here is a snap shot of my Tuesday’s before the quiz started. Wake up around 12. CENSORED. CENSORED. Drive to North Bend around 4. CENSORED. Start quiz at 8! That’s thrilling. Now there won’t be anything to break up the monotony of the bits I censored. I’m certain you’ve filled in those blanks with whatever deviant fantasies you have about me. You people disgust me.
Hall of Shame
- Super Skier – I have heard that most black people look the same, but saying that Will Smith and Rihanna are related is pushing it a bit.
- Unicorn Rodeo, Giddyup Bitches – Way to dodge the titanic bullet! On a side note, I know she’s battered and well worn, but I’d still ride on Kate Winslet’s Nekkid Hull any day.
Mad Props
- I Gave Her My Hear; She Gave Me a Pen – The night started out so well… You were one of only two teams to ace R1, “Recently in Stuff”.
- Mad Cows – Now I know what you folks do during the day time. Sit around and watch the Price is Right for hours on end. You showed everyone how it was done with the best score in R3, “The Price is Wrong, Bitch: Music Edition”.
- Duke, Duke, Duke, Makes Me Hurl… - You topped R6, “Heil Saitan” like champs! It doesn’t even worry me… much.
- Coffee is for Closers Only – Yeah. No one else got Dances with Wolves. Feel proud… or something.
Bitchin' Team Names
- I Gave Up Trivia for Lent
- Duke, Duke, Duke, Makes Me Hurl…
- See More Butts
- I Gave Her My Heart; She Gave Me a Pen
- Unicorn Rodeo, Giddyup Bitches
- Fat Kids Wobble but they Don’t Fall Down
One for the Slow Kids (‘Cause I Only Call You Retarded to your Face)
- R8, “Random Knowledge”, Question 5 + 6 – I should have predicted that the simply question about Catholicism followed by the simple question about alcohol would result in high scores, but I seriously underestimated how repressed you all are!
Fuck You (‘Cause You Can’t Get Them All Right)
- R6, “Heil Saitan”, Question 6: From 1988 to 1993, Nickelodeon aired what British cartoon about a vegetarian vampire bird? – It was certainly before my time and only one of you managed to pull Count Duckula out of your ass for the point here.
After a few weeks of misery, Fat Kids Wobble but They Don’t Fall Down returned to the top of the heap in convincing fashion. Mad Cows scored second place. Our Facebook free beer went to Rebecca of I Gave Up Trivia for Lent and the email bonus winner was Tiffany of Unicorn Rodeo, Giddyup Bitches. I can’t believe there is only one week remaining pub quiz at The North Bend Bar and Grill before we go on summer hiatus. It’s crazy! That means that you HAVE to be there next Tuesday for all the shenanigans! Remember to like the Facebook page ‘cause it could earn you the very last Facebook free beer before September. See you next week!
North Bend Bar & Grill
145 East North Bend Way
North Bend, WA 98045
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Scores
| Sweet Sistine Bracket | 79 |
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| Fat Kids Slimmed Down | 66 |
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| No Sports Questions Please | 61 |
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| Jamaican Hopscotch Mafia | 37 |
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| Sweeeeet Azz | 36 |
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| Team Goldmeyer | 34 |
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| Thug Life | 27 |
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| Billy Boy | 16 |
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| Induction | 16 |
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| Meat | 15 |
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| Me | 14 |
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| Pope Strong | 10 |
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| Amanda | 9 |
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| Team Butt | 6 |
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The Great White Whale

Web
Quiz Schedule
Lunchbox Laboratory (Bellevue) - Monday 6pm to 8pm
Snoqualmie Brewery and Taproom - Wednesday 7pm to 9pm
The Highliner Pub and Grill - Thursday 8pm to 10pm
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Ken (The Great White Whale)
Retail slave by day, I play the role of smart-ass, quiz host in the evening. Lording my intelligence over the quiz peons gives me the strength I need to get through my days. This is about as close as I will get to utilizing my Theatre degree so I'm going to take advantage of this. |
It was a bit of a quiet night out in North Bend this week. We had the bastard team of unknown origins AKA Sweet Sistine Bracket back in action and I melted your brains with the greatest audio round this side of my dick. No seriously. It was the best since the round by that band that covered songs by saying “my dick” as many times as possible. I’m a bit shocked by your lack of knowledge about the bath salts face eater guy… You should make sure you google that shit.
Hall of Shame
- Jamaican Hopscotch Mafia – Need I say more?
Mad Props
- Sweet Sistine Bracket – Seriously… You won or tied for first in every single round tonight. That’s as close to a sweep as I have ever seen.
- Team Goldmeyer – The nudie lady you drew for me was lovely.
- Fat Kids Slimmed Down and No Sports Questions Please – You were the only ones to pick Def Leopard out of our R2, “Audio Gangbang”. Well done.
Bitchin' Team Names
- Jamaican Hopscotch Mafia
- Sweet Sistine Bracket
One for the Slow Kids (‘Cause I Only Call You Retarded to your Face)
- R6, “This Round Doesn’t Have a Leg to Stand On”, Question 1: Stephan Hawking earned his doctorate from what famous English university that isn’t Oxford? – Come on. It’s not like England is full of famous universities. This was a gimmie.
Fuck You (‘Cause You Can’t Get Them All Right)
- R4, “Name That City”, Bonus Question: In what city did a never naked crazy man named Rudy Eugene eat a homeless man’s face underneath an elevated railway line in 2012? – I still don’t know how most of you missed this story. BATH SALTS!!!!!!!
I’d say tonight’s quiz was hard fought, but that would be a lie. Sweet Sistine Bracket tore it up and took victory by double digits. Fat Kids Slimmed Down took second place. Our email bonus winner was Eric of Sweet Sistine Bracket and Heidi of No Sports Questions Please took home the Facebook free beer. You all know that Facebook is where it’s at! Go there and like the page for a chance to win some free booze each and every week. Until next Tuesday, cheers!