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As it says on our souvenir airport belt buckles, everything’s bigger in Texas.

Geek Bowl VI was pretty damn big. Big enough for Wired Fucking Magazine to do a one-page article on it last spring, so all the nation’s tech nerds could learn of the glory of “Two Girls, One Cupola.”

What I’m saying is this: You might have forgiven us if we’d said “big enough,” and made Geek Bowl VII a wee bit smaller.

Darn it all, I guess we just care too much.

So how did we make Geek Bowl bigger and better for 2013? Start with one part giant crowds. Then, get them into the Austin Music Hall, fill them with beer, lower the lights, and have the MAYOR OF AUSTIN, TX introduce us:

Follow that up with another all-singing-all-dancing opening number, starring a slightly unwitting Rick Astley, in a time warp from 1989 by way of 2008. The five-years-belated rickroll kicked off our unofficial trolling theme pretty nicely.

After that, 150 teams had to stop enjoying themselves (just a little bit), because it was time for the quiz – and there was a ton of reputation and money at stake.

The night started with a round on asses, because – you know, trololo! If nothing else, it was a fantastic excuse to get the word CUM on a giant screen in front of more than a thousand people.

Following the same format from GB6, our music round was once again something to behold. The lineup of eight acts was an Austin music fan's dream – From mezzosoprano Ellie Jarrett Shattles belting out Boyz II Men, to harpist Kristen Smith plucking out some Metallica, to human beatbox Maestro oonts-oonts-oontsing his way through some Zombie Nation.

Round Three featured things that you shouldn't put in your mouth – including Meat Loaf (the food and the singer). Then we trolled you once more by making you think a dreaded Say When round was happening. Really though, it was an actual round on surrenders. Somebody wake up Sarah McLachlan!

The Bellfuries provided some great music during the break, followed by everyone's first look at the standings. Tears were shed, hopes shattered, and dreams fulfilled – but there wasn't time to dwell, because we jumped right into Round Five.

Our visual round merged some famous families, both real and fictional, into some truly awkward family photos. Lannisters, Vanderbilts, and Bluths were all featured and all… well, awkward:

 

Then, because every classy event we've ever seen on television has one, we brought out our best free talent, Farrah LeWinde, for our In Memoriam segment. Be warned, there's more spoilers here than on all of the Internet.

Proving that anything and everything can become a round at Geek Bowl, our sixth round of the night was all about cotton. It was much more interesting than it sounds!

But nothing – NOTHING – could top what happened next. It was the biggest, the grandest, the best thing to ever come from Geeks Who Drink: The Celebrity Video Round. Other quiz companies say they have celeb rounds, but do they get Wil Damn Wheaton? No, they don’t.


 

How did we do it? How will it ever be topped? These are questions for our doctors, because with all the heart attacks we had we don't remember much.

As always, Round Eight was Random Knowledge – and, as always, it was followed by our talent show. Our talent show had (mostly) choreographed dancing, somebody doing The Worm, and Philadelphia fiend Johnny Goodtimes getting his microphone cut during his rap with QM-in-Chief John Dicker. But the crowd favorite was this dude singing the Muppet Babies theme song, solo and a cappella:

Mediocre free entertainment is always nice, but it couldn't keep the crowd from wanting to find out who was going to be their Geeks Who Drink role models for the next year. Of course, it wasn't easy. There had to be a sudden death round to find out the winners of third place.

After the dust settled, Philadelphia took third, and it was time to name the real winners of Geek Bowl VII.

Thanks to every player, Quizmaster, and volunteer who helped make this year's Geek Bowl the best ever. And special thanks to Samantha Perry for all the amazing photos. We'll see you at Geek Bowl VIII!

Stay tuned below for a very special announcement from our robot buddy Score-O-Matt-ic.

 

Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot's Geek Bowl VII Round Recap

So, you came, you saw, and you probably lost Geek Bowl VII.  But hey, you're a cool cat, and you're down with seeing it broken up to the 1's and 0's.  That's where we are, and have I got some yummy data for you.  Open wide, already.  I'm about to shovel it in.

Round 1 - Get Off My Ass

Round 1 averaged 7 pts.  Naturally, it was our easiest round with 44% of the teams getting a perfect score.  You all must be obsessed with butts.  Yeah, I went there.  One team, "45 Characters? We Only Have 6 On Our Team" from Austin, didn't get all of Round 1, but still managed to place in the top ten standings.  Does it hurt a little with that single point preventing you from being in the top five teams?  Sure it does.

Round 2 - Numbers, Lucky and Otherwise

Round 2 averaged 11 pts., which is higher for a 16 pt. round, and pretty darn high for a round at Geek Bowl.  No team hit every point for Round 2.  The closest were 15 pt. scores by both "Creepy Finger" from Dallas, and "45 Characters? We Only Have 6 On Our Team" from Austin.  That redeems that second team from their mishap in Round 1.  Unrelated, I bet "The Superfluous Umlauts" from Austin wish they jokered this round instead.  

Round 3 - Things You Shouldn't Put in Your Mouth (Besides Your Uncle)

No perfect scores in Round 3, either.  It also averaged 11 pts.  14 pts. was the highest (out of 16) by a few teams.  I believe the points that tripped people up were the ingredients to meat loaf.  You all need to call your mother and apologize.  Like, immediately.  "Encyclopedia Browneye" of Austin probably wished they jokered their 14 pts., too.  

Round 4 - Say When

Round 4 averaged 5 pts.. and I deem it the hardest round at Geek Bowl VII.  We only had five perfect scores.  For a round on surrender, it fit that it was the toughest in the contest.  Mommy's alright. Daddy's alright.  

Round 5 - Family Business

The Visual Round was the second easiest of the 8 pt. rounds with its average of 6 pts.  Only 15% of you got a perfect score, though, and we had a TON of 7 pt. tallies.  I can't believe most of you didn't know Anderson Cooper is a Vanderbilt.  He looks great in designer jeans for a reason!

Round 6 - Cotton: The Fabric of Our Lives...and Slavery

Who thought Cotton was so trivial?  Well, you sure didn't, with your low average of 5 pts.  A mere 9% of teams got a perfect score.  A lot of people think cotton comes from hemp, apparently.  Time to go back to seventh grade science?  

Round 7 - Celebrities (We Could Get!)

Another 5 pt. average for this one.  Five words describe this round: HOLY SHIT, IT'S WIL WHEATON!  Only eight teams had a perfect score on Round 7.  I have only one explanation: HOLY SHIT, IT'S WIL WHEATON!

Round 8 - Random Knowledge

With an average of 8 pts., this was definitely our toughest 16 pt. round.  No one got above 14 pts.  The four teams that did were your top four scoring teams of the evening.  Three of those teams jokered the best round that evening (two of them jokering Round 8).  If "Independence Hall and Oates" from Philly jokered Round 8, they would have been tied for second place.  So, Philly fucked themselves, and saved everyone else the trouble.  

More Fun Facts

- Of the top 25 teams, our gracious hosts of Austin represented over 50% of this data group.  However, no Austin teams made the top five scores overall.  What home field advantage?

- Of the top 5 teams, each represented a different U.S. City, and 40% of the teams represented cities not currently enveloped by Geeks Who Drink Pub Quizzes...yet.

- No jokers were used on any 8 pt. rounds.  Now teach the rest of America.  Of the three 16 pt. rounds, 27% jokered Round 2 on an average score of 11.8 pts., 31% jokered Round 3 on an average score of 11.5 pts., and 42% jokered Round 8 with an average score of 8.1 pts.  In other words, most of you jokered the wrong round.

- Our winners were top team by both the number of points, and alphabetically by city!  WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

Until NEXT YEAR, humans!

Team Name Score City Rank
The McCheese Administration 92 Albuquerque 1
Hey 4th Place, Get Off The Stage! 90 Denver 2
Independence Hall and Oates 87 Philadelphia 3
Drum Major Sex Panther 87 Tucson 3
Triple Nerd Score 86 Little Rock 5
45 characters? We only have 6 on our team. 85 Austin 6
Piccadilly Twitz 85 Denver 6
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY MATTER 84 Denver 8
Upper Decker and the Food Truck Cramps 84 Culver City 8
Unicorn Bukkake 84 Denver 8
So I says to Mabel, I says… 84 Austin 8
Frednecks 83 Frederick 12
Creepy Finger 83 Dallas 12
Think Tanked 83 Austin 12
That Team Over There 83 Columbia 12
Special Feelings for Monkeys 83 Austin 12
Five Geniuses and a Fall Guy 83 Austin 12
Team Ben 83 Austin 12
Mind You Don't Cut Yourself, Mordecai 82 Austin 19
Mr Definitely 82 Austin 19
Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant 82 Austin 19
Quizzards of Ozz 81 Austin 22
Team Dong 81 Austin 22
The Brunch Club: Beers for Fears 80 Houston 24
Underground Bard 80 Philadelphia 24
Love in the Time of Trivia 80 Austin 24
Form of: an ice Wikipedia, Jarvis 79 Austin 27
Morbo's Family: Belligerent and Numerous 79 Denver 27
The Mislaid Jokers 78 Denver 29
Irish Adequacy 78 Austin 29
Hipso Facto 78 Austin 29
Waco League All-Stars 77 Waco 32
It's All Aboot The Benjamins 77 Vancouver 32
Triviassassins 77 Houston 32
Black Devil Dolls 77 Tacoma 32
Interrupting Starfish 76 Austin 36
Steve Holt! 76 Princeton 36
O'Neil Before Zod 75 Boulder 38
Pants-Off Dance-Off 75 Houston 38
Smells Like Geek Spirit 75 Bellevue 38
Just the Tip 74 San Antonio, Austin 41
Sweet Ninjas 74 Fort Worth 41
FUCK HUBRIS! 74 Austin 41
I'm So Good at Lightning Rounds 74 Austin 41
Easily Distrac 74 Austin 41
The Squirt Locker 74 Austin 41
Weird Is Fun But We’d Rather Be Pretentious 74 Dallas 41
Humongous Difficulties in Diminutive Crockery 73 Austin 48
Mickey Mao Tse Tung 73 Houston 48
Pete Didn't Die in the Steel Mill Either 73 Dallas 48
The Superfluous Umlauts 72 Austin 51
Goldilocks, Three Bears, a Pixie, and a Raven 72 Austin 51
Sophia Petrillo's Independently Owned Sbarros 72 Austin 51
We supersize with you 72 Dallas 51
Insert Name Here 72 Fort Worth 51
Razzle Dazzle 72 Austin 51
Gargantuan Fortitudes 72 Austin 51
Village Idiots 71 Seattle 58
They Mostly Quiz At Night...Mostly 71 Austin 58
The Nation of Quizlam 71 Austin 58
Encyclopedia Browneye 71 Austin 58
Anal Hersheiser 70 Austin 62
Flying Spaghetti Monsters 69 Austin 63
Golden Oral 69 Austin 63
The Standard Deviants 69 San Antonio 63
He Put His AROD in my Pujols 68 Chicago 66
LUVfist 68 Austin 66
Oxford Coma 68 Austin 66
Brought to you by Carl's Jr. 68 Dallas 66
Trolling For Olives 68 Boston 66
Ermahgerd! Terxers 68 Austin 66
How I Met Your Mothra 68 Houston 66
Finish in 1st place, or your mom. Either way. 68 San Antonio 66
Juggernaughty By Nature 68 Salt Lake City 66
Fifty Shades of Gandalf the Grey 67 Austin 75
Crockett's Theme 67 Dallas 75
Carlton Banks Austin Dance Academy 67 Austin 75
The Suckling Piglets 67 Albuquerque 75
Better Call Saul 67 Austin 75
Kappa Kappa Wong 67 Austin 75
Slimer's Vagina 66 Austin 81
Bing Bong Chong 66 Salt Lake City 81
Vandelay Industries 66 San Antonio 81
Dr Who, Medicine Woman 66 Austin 81
Llamas Unlimited 66 San Antonio 81
The Brunch Club: Inner Loopers in a Stupor 65 Houston 86
Kevin Clash tickled my Elmo 65 Dallas 86
Cowtown Comrades 64 Fort Worth 88
Sleaze Team 6 64 Seattle 88
That's not a smartphone in my pocket 63 Houston 90
Flash Dance Ass Pants 63 Austin 90
Dragon Our Balls 63 Houston 90
Prett-ay Prett-ay Prett-ay Pretty Good 63 Fort Worth 90
I Drank What?!?!?! 62 Corpus Christi 94
Nerdy Girls Give Us Smart-ons 62 Austin 94
Thesaurus Rex 62 Austin 94
Sneaky Bastards 62 Austin 94
Alcoholocaust 62 Austin 94
The Brainy Bunch 62 Dallas, Denver 94
Lamar's interspecies ball-chewers 62 Austin 94
Can I Borrow a Feeling? 61 Denver 101
The Bastard Sons of Ken Jennings 61 Austin 101
Texas is the Reason 61 Austin 101
The 505's Undocumented Fact Oligarchy 60 Santa Fe 104
Quizness in the front, party in the back 59 Austin 105
What do you smoke in a Geek Bowl? 59 Austin 105
Veni Vidi Veni 59 Dallas 105
Rumpleforskin and the Pull Backs 59 Round Rock 105
Play Like Your Fake Girlfriend Died Today 59 Austin 105
ZZ Topless 59 Houston 105
Jim Duffy Ain't Got No Time for Team Names 58 Austin 111
We're Number Fun 58 Austin 111
No More Mister Nice Gaius 57 San Antonio 113
Please God Better than 79th 57 Austin 113
Cremasters of the Universe 56 Fort Worth 115
We don't have time for a hand job 56 Dallas 115
Mighty Morphin' Ninja Wizards 56 Austin 115
Geek Tragedy 55 Arvada 118
Blow It Up Across Town 55 Austin 118
UT School of Pubic Affairs 55 Fort Worth 118
The FUC-ing know-it-alls 55 Austin 118
Better Late Than Pregnant 55 Austin 118
My Dog Ate the Correct Answers 55 Austin 118
Pubes and recreation 54 Austin 124
Three Dudes and a Racist 53 Houston 125
Little Lebowski Urban Achievers 53 Fort Collins 125
Squeeze me there's cheese inside 52 Houston 127
James Proett Ain't Got Time Neither 52 College Station 127
I Wasn't Going to Come but They Dragged Me 51 Waco 129
We've Made a Huge Mistake 51 Austin 129
Hookers, Needles, and Balls, oh my! 51 Austin 129
Farve Dollar Footlongs 50 Austin 132
Trivial Drunks 49 Arvada 133
The Hood Rats 49 Killeen 133
We Dominate Your Tiny Fishing Village 47 Greeley 135
Half-Witted Scruffy Looking Nerf Herders 47 Austin 135
Nancy Brews and The Hardy Beers 46 Norman 137
Pangalactic Gargle Blasters 46 Fort Collins 137
We may be stupid, but you're ugly. 42 Houston 139
Legitimate Businessman's Social Club 40 Austin 140
Sharkbait 37 San Antonio 141
Moist 37 Austin 141
Five Star Freaks 30 Austin 143
Bag of Dicks 29 Houston 144