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Ozzie's Seattle
105 W Mercer St
Seattle, WA 98119
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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7:34 AM, May 17, 2012
Scores
Bros n' Waffle 79
All My Circuits 67
Full Frontal Nerdity 65
Steve 62
Team Fuck Cancer 62
Team Sacko 59
Sodomights 39
Eff You Bethesda
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Every Wednesday from 7-9pm 		Josh (Josh)

Show up with a smile, we're here for the yuks. And the beer. Oh and prizes, too. But mostly for the beer.

Ok, so I'm rather drunk and heading to Portland in less than 6 hours. Think about that. You all did some good work as usual. Answering questions and such (that's what you were born to do, duh!). But the real work was done after hours with Sarah, Team Socko, Team Fuck Cancer and of course me, *Your Freakin' Host* rockin' karaoke. Some teams played. Some teams left early (dead to us. Remember that!). But all and all it was a fun time. There were small penii fucking animal bums (Thanks Mr. Socko for clarifying that). Can't beat it with a stick (which is much bigger than a Sharpie and therefore bigger than your small penis and/or large vagina). Long story short, Someone won (probably not you), someone lost (most likely you), See ya next week when I theoretically promise to give out the best email prize I have on hand. Ummm... only if you happen to read this and mention it though.

Ozzie's Seattle
105 W Mercer St
Seattle, WA 98119
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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12:35 AM, May 10, 2012
Scores
the titans of swim team 69
team fuck cancer 68
a cunning array of stunts 65
we're here for the beer 64
goats on a rope 62
the dynamic duo 54
black blood of the earth! 52
Fuck You Ken Jennings
Josh


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Every Wednesday from 7-9pm 		Josh (Josh)

Show up with a smile, we're here for the yuks. And the beer. Oh and prizes, too. But mostly for the beer.

As usual, there were lessons to be learned. First off, Ken Jennings: great Jeopardy Contestant, shitty Quizmaster. Fucker, I'm trying to grab a drink and you're rattling off questions like an auctioneer on speed. Chill, bro! Oh yeah, and because I'm contractually obliged to say so, buy his (crappy) book. We also learned that masturbation has probably never been illegal for home use, but is most definitely not acceptable at a bar (damn it!) But related to the quiz, it was a hotly contested one tonight. You folks scored high in the early rounds! A Cunning Array of Stunts aced round two with a joker (and tried all night to get me to mispronouce their name! Hah. I fooled you by waiting until there was litterally a Stunning Array of Cunts on hand). Team Fuck Cancer had another very stong showing (and coincidentally cancer still sucks). But The Titans of Swim were the real deal for the night! And to the team that shall remain nameless: leaving before the scores are read is a cardinal sin you only get to commit once. I got my eyes on ya'll. Peace!

P.S. I moved on from The Boss to The King tonight, but few of you know this because you left before Karaoke. Punks!

P.P.S. I still love you long time, see ya next week.

Ozzie's Seattle
105 W Mercer St
Seattle, WA 98119
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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12:30 PM, May 03, 2012
Scores
team fuck cancer! 46
aperture science test subjects 43
I'm so ronrey 36
Alexandria & marissa 36
Who Will Rise to the Dance?
Josh


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Every Wednesday from 7-9pm 		Josh (Josh)

Show up with a smile, we're here for the yuks. And the beer. Oh and prizes, too. But mostly for the beer.

Oh, it was a cozy one. But a fun one! Most nights we learn things. Tonight we learned that I may or may not have a stockpile of tranny porn hiding off screen during the video rounds. We also learned that Sarah's dance skills are too intimidating for any other team to face. The newcomers Alexandria & Marissa stepped aside to give third place to the lone wolfess I'm So Ronrey. It's clear that Team Fuck Cancer! likes beer... a lot. They won most of the free pints tonight and the first place prize! In a not so shabby second place was my favorite team name of the night, Aperature Science Test Subjects. And as usual, karaoke went down afterward! With I'm So Ronrey channeling Tom Jones, your host tackling The Boss again and Team Fuck Cancer! doing a great rendition of whatever the heck song that was :-)

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