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Natty Greene's Brewing Co.
505 West Jones Street
Raleigh, NC 27603
Tuesdays: 7:30 PM
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8:40 AM, October 29, 2014
Scores
Lasagna for One 85

The Pork Chop Express 79

Beetle Drink?! 74

Top Secret 67

Hairy Snowballs 66

Sexy Gordon Ramsay 66

Bocephus 65

The Forbidden Zone Used to Be a Paradise 65

Kiki's Kill-ivery Service 64

Timon and Pumbaa Are Dead 62

Vanilla ISIS 62

Renee's New Look 61

Milk in a Wine Glass 55

Pants the Dawg 54

Raise Hell, Praise Dale 48

Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle 46

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Tuesdays at Natty Greene's - 7:30PM-9:30PM (Raleigh, NC)
Alex Hofford (Hoffstradamus)

Hola! My name is Alex and I am the Quizmaster at Natty Greene's in Raleigh. I also perform comedy in the Triangle at DSI Comedy and with the improv group BONE CRACKER.

Ointment is a weird word.

When it comes to team names, I can usually count on a few teams each week to throw a witty curveball my way. Sometimes they are the “forbidden” team names - i.e. Ramrods and Pull-Out Couches - and other times they are just flat-out offensive. But there are other times that teams just write down something so damn random that I can’t get it out of my head.

That happened tonight with one team, Milk from a Wine Glass. Reading their team name instantly flooded my brain with imagery of brim-filled wine glasses with the finest 2% the store has to offer.

Why drink milk out of a wine glass? Is it a classy way to raise awareness for osteoporosis? Are they Clockwork Orange fans pining to drink at the Korova Milk Bar? So many questions arose, and, yet, there is one clear answer here:

It’s dishes day. All of the regular cups are in the dishwasher or sink, ready for their regular cleaning. And you’re thirsty. Not for water or beer or anything, but just a nice, tall glass of milk.

You go into the kitchen, and reach to the cupboard for a glass, only to find that there is not a single clean glass in the house. You look to the sink/dishwasher to see if it’d be worth hand-cleaning one of the glasses to use, but it’s not. Hell, the dishes are sitting there because it’s not worth hand-cleaning.

So you look back at the cupboard to see that there is a nice set of stemware gleaming in the kitchen light. Almost like it’s calling out to you. “Use me. I know you’re thirsty. Milk is delicious. And I’m the classiest thing you’re going to drink out of.”

As you reach for the wine glass, you double-check to make sure your roommate/spouse is not home so they don’t catch you blaspheming social construction. With the coast clear, you pour the milk slowly into the glass, making sure to let it breathe while you do so.

With the cap back on the milk and put away in the refrigerator, you can now enjoy your wine glass of milk. Because FUCK dishes.

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Lasagna for One came out swinging tonight, and they netted a perfect Jokered Round 3 that propelled them to a first place spot they would never relinquish. I think they may have a new Natty’s high score, too, but I’m not entirely sure. The Pork Chop Express did their best to keep up, and they were able to head home with second place honors. Well fucking done, everyone.

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Interesting Notes from the Quiz!:

- Sinead O’Connor never had a song called “Faaaaarts”.

- I miss the team that used to take over the “living room” area of the quiz. No one sits on the couches anymore.

- Really hoping someone finds a person dressed as Kobe BryAnt-Man for this year’s Halloween. That’d be dope.

- The audience reaction to telling them Baja Fresh is one of the top two burrito chains in America was akin to telling everyone I gave them Ebola sandwiches for dinner. Chill out, everyone. It’s just burritos.

Awesome Team Name Shout-Outs!:

- Milk in a Wine Glass (obis)

- Vanilla ISIS

- Kiki’s Kill-ivery Service

- The Forbidden Zone Used to Be a Paradise

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Like the music at the quiz? Check out the Spotify playlist! Geeks Who Drink - Raleigh Jamz

Natty Greene's Brewing Co.
505 West Jones Street
Raleigh, NC 27603
Tuesdays: 7:30 PM
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8:07 AM, October 22, 2014
Scores
Juggalo Nation 78

The Quick White Fonz Jumps Over the Lousy Shark 77

Lasagna For One 76

Steph Curry With the Shot 75

Thom Tillis Can Suck My Dick 71

Gargoyle Gibblet Guys & Gals Gobbling Gargantuan Grundles 69

Mike Hunt 69

O Horizon 66

The Dastardly Damnable Dragoons 63

Pistorius Shooting Club 60

Bob Ross Acolytes 55

The Gang's All Here 54

Ferguson Has Ebola 31

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Tuesdays at Natty Greene's - 7:30PM-9:30PM (Raleigh, NC)
Alex Hofford (Hoffstradamus)

Hola! My name is Alex and I am the Quizmaster at Natty Greene's in Raleigh. I also perform comedy in the Triangle at DSI Comedy and with the improv group BONE CRACKER.

Ointment is a weird word.

A mere nine days separates us from our annual Halloween celebrations, and, yet again, many are scrambling to put together some semblance of a costume to wear for the night. As I’m wont to do at this time of year, I have a few costume ideas that you can throw together pretty easily, and you’ll have the hottest get-up in the whole room.

Pumpkin Spice Latte

Fashion a cup-like outfit to wear for the night, and throw a little cinnamon and nutmeg behind your ears to remind everyone what season it is all night long. Added bonus for dudes who dress up as the Latte because there’s no way ladies could resist you.

A new Drake song

Nothing is hotter than a new Drake song. Make yourself look like a giant piece of paper with lyrics scrawled on it, and make sure some of them talk about girls you “dated” at some point (“go get you some lobsters and shrimp”). Bonus points if you manage to shoot some hoops on All Hallow’s Eve only to airball the hell out of your shot in front of everyone.

Bio-hazard Suit

Everyone is scared of Ebola (even though they shouldn’t be), so why not make everyone feel comfortable and wear a suit that looks like you’re about to cook meth with Heisenberg? Also, it’s a pretty easy way for all of our psychosomatics and hypochondriacs to feel protected when mingling with the masses.

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It truly isn’t over until it’s over at a Natty’s quiz, as proven yet again by our quizzers tonight. A Round 8 Joker by The Quick White Fonz Jumps Over the Lousy Shark propelled them to a second place finish, and Juggalo Nation’s steady play throughout the night gradually raised them to the top spot. Excelente, mis amigos!

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Interesting Notes from the Quiz!:

- I’d be incredibly interested to hear what the Death Grips’ version of “Careless Whisper” would sound like. Sadly, that will never come to fruition.

- “Fucking” may very well be Freddie Mercury’s middle name. He’s certainly badass enough for it.

- Alan Rickman - just killin’ it.

Awesome Team Name Shout-Outs!:

- Thom Tillis Can Suck My Dick

- Gargoyle Gibblet Guys & Gals Gobbling Gargantuan Grundles

- The Quick White Fonz Jumps Over the Lousy Shark

- The Dastardly Damnable Dragoons

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Follow me on Twitter! - @ahoff101

Like the music at the quiz? Check out the Spotify playlist! Geeks Who Drink - Raleigh Jamz

Natty Greene's Brewing Co.
505 West Jones Street
Raleigh, NC 27603
Tuesdays: 7:30 PM
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8:29 AM, October 15, 2014
Scores
Bocephus (first) 77

Monkey Flu 77

We Relocated Here From Dallas 71

Too Old For Facebook? 68

Pistorius Shooting Club 65

The Pope, Himself 59

How's the Weather Over There? 58

Kim Jong-Un Search Party 58

Semen Squeegies 56

The Beer Brewers 56

Bram Stoker's Blackula 53

We're Having a Threesome 45

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Tuesdays at Natty Greene's - 7:30PM-9:30PM (Raleigh, NC)
Alex Hofford (Hoffstradamus)

Hola! My name is Alex and I am the Quizmaster at Natty Greene's in Raleigh. I also perform comedy in the Triangle at DSI Comedy and with the improv group BONE CRACKER.

Ointment is a weird word.

There are few things that can get a quiz crowd at Natty’s riled up, and the one that never fails to bring people to a fever pitch is a good old-fashioned DANCE BATTLE to settle the final scores. Not to be topped by any of the previous dance battles, our two competing teams brought “it” to the floor and tried to “serve” each other in the danciest of ways.

For the record, I’m still not sure what the “it” they brought to the floor was. But it was something.

We had a representative from the two teams that tied - Bocephus and Monkey Flu - come up to compete for the top prize. As for the song they had to dance to, the ONLY one that was worthy is the classic Ginuwine jam, “Pony”.

Next to the dance floor area, there was a rack of pool cues for the nearby pool tables. Of course this meant each of the dancers felt it was imperative that they use a cue to properly convey the dance they were going for. 

The gentleman from Monkey Flu grabbed the cue and proceeded to ride it like the aforementioned Pony. As for Bocephus, the lady who volunteered to dance used a cue as an impromptu stripper pole. Because Ginuwine.

In the end, Bocephus’ moves were too hot to handle, and they won via crowd vote. It just goes to show you, your inner thought of “when in doubt, make something a stripper pole” will work most of the time. ESPECIALLY to win a bar gift card.

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Interesting Notes from the Quiz!:

- Bottle Caps are delicious. The candy, not the actual bottle tops.

- Someone thought “Zagnut” was a real thing referring to galaxies.

- Tupac and Bieber both lived at the same time because the universe has a funny sense of humor.

Awesome Team Name Shout-Outs!:

- We Relocated Here from Dallas

- Bram Stoker’s Blackula

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Follow me on Twitter! - @ahoff101

Like the music at the quiz? Check out the Spotify playlist! Geeks Who Drink - Raleigh Jamz

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