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Buckley's in Belltown
2331 2nd Ave
Seattle, WA 98121
Tuesdays: 7:30 PM
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2:33 PM, May 16, 2012
Scores
Viva la poutine 79
Velvet Underpants 76
Village Idiots 69
Tactical nuclear pengiun 68
Craddle Robbers from outer space 67
Boom boom boom, way out 66
That's what she said 65
Ass to ankles 65
Bitch, please! 63
Round to 1 63
Sean Feely stole my heart and then my beers 62
Quiz in my pants 62
Drinking team with a hydropenis 61
Los Gratos en mis pantalones 59
Jamie Dimon Investments 52
Piso Mojado 52
Voted off the island 48
Funyons 47
Pierre Poutine 47
Just for kix 39
Schrodingers trivia team 38
Alias 29
swaorked 22
Deere 16
Timmersons Best 14
Everyone Loves A Good Old Fashioned...
Quiztress Stacy


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Belltown Buckley's Every Tuesday at 7:30 p.m. 		Stacy (Quiztress Stacy)

I've been told my entire life to "act like a lady" and "stop swearing so much". I finally found acceptance with Geeks Who Drink. I don't like acting like a lady, what the fuck does that even mean? And I love to swear. Every sentence is just better with swear words. People know you mean what you're saying, or you're kinda red neck - both of which could be said of me.

I grew up in Renton, Washington. I can always tell who actually came from Renton by the way they pronounce the city name. It's Ren-EN, not Ren-Ton you tard. Get it right. I'm married, sorry fellas, to a pretty awesome Irishman named Declan and he happens to be the scorer at Buckley's too. You say nepatism, I say networking. Before starting with Geeks, I had a quiz team that dominated called Captain Mike Hawke & His Privates. We kicked ass and my team and I still bust it out at non-Geeks venues around Seattle.

Most importantly, I like to drink...probably too much and I'm a total microphone whore with an unhealthy love of fucking with people on the mic. All in good fun, for me at least.

To sum it up, I'm fucking awesome and you should come down to my quiz. That is all.

Sing-a-long that is. What did you think I was talking about?

We had an amazing round seven last night, all Love Themes from some of your favorite movies. Well, I didn’t realize just how sentimental my quizzers are. The majority of the round was spent with the ENTIRE bar singing to power ballads. It was magical. There was so much emotion in the signing as well. People being serenaded with Glory of Love, How Do I Live and The Time of My Life. It brought a tear to my eye…because I was laughing so hard. You people were really into that shit. I know, I was too! HA

Most importantly, we had an entire round dedicated to Kim Kardashian being a dirty, dirty whore. Well, it was comparing other thing to the longevity of her marriage to that ogre looking “basketball player”. Guess what, everything is longer than that marriage. DUH! Which brings us back to her being a dirty whore…or I guess she’s just become the highest paid prostitute in the world. Congrats, now go grab yourself another man to make money off of, wait, she already did and is it ironic that he’s the guy who had the hit Golddigger? Obvs, I hate these fame whores passionately.

I digress, we had a quiz, we had winners and here’s who they are…

  • 1st Place – Viva La Poutine
  • 2nd Place – Velvet Underpants who were dethroned in an eighth round comeback from Viva La Poutine
  • Free Pitcher - Schrodingers Trivia Team

I hope to see everyone next week and don’t forget we did it all for the glory of love.

Buckley's in Belltown
2331 2nd Ave
Seattle, WA 98121
Tuesdays: 7:30 PM
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5:33 PM, May 09, 2012
Scores
Village Idiots 83
Werewold Barmitzvah 78
Charlie the Unicorn 77
The Lone Ranger 65
G Money and His 5 Kds 65
Harry Potter and the Hydra Penis of Fire 64
Team Midbest 62
The Unemployables 62
Piso Mojado 54
Holographic Lizard Tupac 52
Snazzy Taco 37
Boiler Up 29
Team Hi 29
Twerk Team 19
Zenckers Diverticulum 18
Michelle N 14
Expensive and no Hair 13
daddy issues 101 9
East Coasters 5
? 4
Who's The Idiot Now?!
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Belltown Buckley's Every Tuesday at 7:30 p.m. 		Stacy (Quiztress Stacy)

I've been told my entire life to "act like a lady" and "stop swearing so much". I finally found acceptance with Geeks Who Drink. I don't like acting like a lady, what the fuck does that even mean? And I love to swear. Every sentence is just better with swear words. People know you mean what you're saying, or you're kinda red neck - both of which could be said of me.

I grew up in Renton, Washington. I can always tell who actually came from Renton by the way they pronounce the city name. It's Ren-EN, not Ren-Ton you tard. Get it right. I'm married, sorry fellas, to a pretty awesome Irishman named Declan and he happens to be the scorer at Buckley's too. You say nepatism, I say networking. Before starting with Geeks, I had a quiz team that dominated called Captain Mike Hawke & His Privates. We kicked ass and my team and I still bust it out at non-Geeks venues around Seattle.

Most importantly, I like to drink...probably too much and I'm a total microphone whore with an unhealthy love of fucking with people on the mic. All in good fun, for me at least.

To sum it up, I'm fucking awesome and you should come down to my quiz. That is all.

Tonight was a tough one for a lot of the quizzers. We kicked off the evening with a round with answers that began and ended with the same letter. This seemed to be a difficult one for folks to grasp, however, after a couple questions they got it. Don’t worry kids, just get a little more booze in – that’ll get ya warmed up. Works for me at least!

We move into my favorite round of the night, our round two audio round featuring Ska covers of tunes you definitely know. Quizzers couldn’t believe their ears at the disgusting mess these “bands” made of decent songs. After our audio round, quizzers were able to get back on track with a fifty-fifty round. That helped make up some of those numbers, but not for long. The rest of the rounds weren’t so nice tonight, except for our top teams who knew their Greek mythology and imaginative movie characters.

In the end it was Village Idiots back on top after an unusually long stint out of first. And our second place prize went to Warewolf Bar Mitzvah. It was also a sad night, since last night was Sean’s (of Warewolf Bar Mitzvah) final night of quizzing with me in Seattle. He’s off to Boston for bigger and better things, but he will incredibly missed by everyone at Buckley’s. It was a bitter sweet second place win for Warewolf.

I hope to see everyone next week and Sean, I’ll see you in Boston soon, but miss you till then. <kisses>

Buckley's in Belltown
2331 2nd Ave
Seattle, WA 98121
Tuesdays: 7:30 PM
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1:37 PM, May 02, 2012
Scores
Midbest 70
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah 70
Can't Stop, Addicted to the Shindig 67
Gypsy Magic 61
Quiz on My Face 60
Tactical Nuclear Penguin 58
Village Idiots 58
Clifford the Big Red Firebreathing Hydra Penis 57
Half Caff War Path 55
T&A 54
May Day Mobsters 53
Piso Mojado 50
San Francisco Jesus 48
The Unemployables 48
We Forgot Our Smarty Pants 48
A for Effort 44
Toe Jam 35
Quesadillas 34
Drinking Team with a Trivia Problem 32
Late to the Party 20
Holy Shit It's WTO 2.0!
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Wednesdays at Rock Bottom in Bellevue, WA, from 9-11 p.m. 		Brendan (Cap'n Brendan)

What's up everyone! I'm Brendan. Better stage name now pending for 4 months (as of August, 2011). Really, I'm just not good with nicknames. I can barely remember the regular ones.

I've been hosting for Geeks since April of 2011, and this may be the sweetest gig a functioning alcoholic with mild narcissistic tendencies could ask for. I get a microphone, and then I get paid to drink free beer for 2 hours while taking malicious pride in seeing how much smarter I am than everyone else. Because, hey, I have all the answers.

When I'm not terrorizing the Seattle pub quiz scene, I also officiate weddings and do my part to keep the world caffeinated. Of course, all of this is done in the midst of scientific experiments to evaluate just what the human liver is capable of.

Coming to my quiz and wondering how you can "bribe" your way into a bonus point or two? I like the following things (and many of them are running memes at my quiz)... Team names (or gifts) that reference any of the following will make you seem cool:

  • Beer
  • Boobies (Public Service Announcement: ONLY if you're a girl!)
  • Baseball
  • Star Wars
  • Pirates
  • Jokes so tasteless they make Bob Saget squirm... Right before he goes back to sucking dick for coke
  • Anything Kevin Smith
  • Dance-offs
  • Karaoke
  • References to my being a Jew
  • References to my not being a real Jew because it's on my dad's side, not my mom's
  • Fuck Rebecca Black

(Last updated 8/30/2011)

Some days coming to quiz is easy. There's no traffic, you find a great parking spot, and the national security threat level is somewhere between grasshopper and lilac. Other days quiz just happens to be a few short blocks from the hub of May Day anarchy which had the police out in full force. Despite the chaos and your regularly scheduled quizmaster being away on birthday vacay, 20 teams made the trek out last night to Buckley's to battle for quiz supremacy. It's good to have priorities.

We covered off on all manner of topics: from criminals to professional wrestlers, Harvard elites to Tempe douchebags, Are You Afraid of the Dark to ICP and the Juggalos, Bossk to Uncle Giggles, Transvaginal Ultrasounds to Sandvaginal Politicians, and of course, Morgan Freeman movies NOT named The Shawshank Redemption. Did you realize there were 8 of those?

As the night drew to a close, Drinking Team with a Trivia Problem torpedoed their Round 8 for a jokered 0 and the consolation pitcher of beer, and at the top of the standings... We had a tie! Werewolf Bar Mitzvah had maintained a slight but steady lead over Team Midbest throughout the evening, but on the final round Midbest drew even and a quizoff was mandated. Each team sent forth a champion to answer three questions, and when the dust settled it was Midbest 2, Werewolf Bar Mitzvah 0.

Congratulations to our winners - and don't forget Quizstress Stacy's birthday party tonight at the Geeks Who Drink pub quiz at Paddy Coyne's on the Pier. Festivities start at 7, quiz at 8. Hope to see you there -- You don't want to miss the sexy Irish accent of Declan for an entire quiz!

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