Little Woodrows in the Heights
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX 77009
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
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| Elbow Deep In Amanda Bynes' Vagina | 82 |
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| Nice Pants Clayton | 82 |
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| BRCA Gene +1/Angelina Jolie -2 | 80 |
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| Maybe She's Born With It, But She Should Really Tuck It Back | 80 |
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| Brittany Morris Easley Basketball Superstar | 79 |
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| Ching Chong, Don't Kill My Rhino | 75 |
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| The Charles Ramsey Experience | 75 |
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| I Don't Think The Badger's Actually Rabid, He's Just Kind of A Dick | 71 |
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| The Thufkins | 69 |
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| Tomb Raider 3: Search of the Lost Titties | 69 |
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| Your Mon's Big Asset Is A Liability | 69 |
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| G-Spot Assassins | 67 |
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| Angelina's Starving Chldren | 66 |
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| ZFG (Zero Fucks Given) | 60 |
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| The Dyslexic Boy Who Cried Flow | 59 |
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| Boner Jams '03 | 57 |
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| Los Federalees | 55 |
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| The "2" | 54 |
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| The AP Left A Bad Taste In My Mouth | 51 |
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| Comcast is worse than herpes | 50 |
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| Your Mom Needs A Team Name | 50 |
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| Take Me Drunk, I'm Home | 38 |
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| The Staff | 38 |
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| Trivia Names Are Intimidating | 25 |
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Clayton

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Quiz Schedule
Hendrix Pub - Tuesday's @ 7:30
Little Woodrow's in the Heights - Wednesday's @ 7:30
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Clayton ()
I started coming to pub quiz all the way back in the summer of 2011. My friends and I would hop around between Little Woodrow's Rice Village and East Downtown, but we hardly ever missed a Tuesday Pub Quiz. When I heard that Geeks Who Drink was hiring I got drunk and sent a strange, poorly filled out application form to Geek Headquarters in the Rocky Mountains. After a grueling tryout proving that I was literate, I was given my own Little Woodrow's in the Heights. A short time later, the Geeks that be said, "Clayton, you're so good at Quizmastering that we want you to do a second venue. This company would litterally crumble without that soothing voice penetrating deep into our quizzer's earholes." Now I host on Tuesday nights at Hendricks Pub. I am quite funny, tall and the ladies (read: my mom) always tell me how handsome I am. |
Hey guys,
Thanks for coming to Little Woodrow's in the Heights tonight. We had a great crowd in a night that featured a couple of bonus showdowns. I want to give a big thanks to Nick, our newest quizmaster, for helping me keep score. Katie will be back from whatever the fuck she has been doing soon.
We had a Duh! round, a round about wolf songs, ominous movie posters, borders, foreign actors pretending to be 'Merican and random knowledge.
Overall a very fun night and almost every single team (damn you Trivia Names are Intimidating) played all eight rounds!
Congrats to Nice Pants Clayton for winning first prize in the bonus showdown and having excellent fashion sense.
Check out our new regional competition, Rumble in the Pub. The Rumble is our first ever regional competition. You can compete with other teams in our region (Texas) for a chance to go to Austin for the big show. Click the link for more details.
See you next week!
-Clayton
Little Woodrows in the Heights
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX 77009
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
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| Vin Diesel Abs Make me Hot in ALL the Right Places | 81 |
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| Vin Diesel: Why Oscars Were Made | 80 |
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| Team Name | 78 |
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| Ten Years in Cleveland and all I got was this lousy baby | 77 |
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| My other car is a cum guzzler | 72 |
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| Whole Booth: One Dude Fuck You! | 67 |
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| Froggetaboutit | 64 |
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| Amanda Berry: 2013 Hide n Seek Champ | 63 |
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| Disney Presents Charles Bronson on Ice | 61 |
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| I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in | 60 |
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| She Damn Near Lay Dying | 59 |
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| We eat ribs and what not, and listen to salsa music | 58 |
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| A Real Pimp vs. an Open Hand | 57 |
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| Krusty Krabs | 54 |
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| Ding Dong the Witch is Dead | 51 |
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| Socially Awkward | 51 |
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| White Girls: Running into Black Man's Arms Since 2013 | 50 |
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| Luanne Platter: The Unicorn | 49 |
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| A Quartet of Smouldering Bridesmaids and One Hot Bride | 47 |
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| No means yes, yes means anal | 46 |
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| G-Money & Oven | 33 |
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| Clayton puts the Cum in Cumberbund | 32 |
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Clayton

Web
Quiz Schedule
Hendrix Pub - Tuesday's @ 7:30
Little Woodrow's in the Heights - Wednesday's @ 7:30
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Clayton ()
I started coming to pub quiz all the way back in the summer of 2011. My friends and I would hop around between Little Woodrow's Rice Village and East Downtown, but we hardly ever missed a Tuesday Pub Quiz. When I heard that Geeks Who Drink was hiring I got drunk and sent a strange, poorly filled out application form to Geek Headquarters in the Rocky Mountains. After a grueling tryout proving that I was literate, I was given my own Little Woodrow's in the Heights. A short time later, the Geeks that be said, "Clayton, you're so good at Quizmastering that we want you to do a second venue. This company would litterally crumble without that soothing voice penetrating deep into our quizzer's earholes." Now I host on Tuesday nights at Hendricks Pub. I am quite funny, tall and the ladies (read: my mom) always tell me how handsome I am. |
Quizlings,
Thanks to everyone who came out to the one year anniversary quiz at Little Woodrow's in the Heights. It was quite a spectacle, clearly. I don't know why you would expect anything less. I know you all love me, and I want to give a special thanks to everyone who brought me gifts. They were all much appreciated. Thanks to my fellow Houston Quizmasters who showed up to support me even though you brought cowbells.
That is enough thanking. Last night I put on my big boy tuxedo and quizzed your genitals off. We had rounds on man boobs, the music Captain Planet would listen to if he had a place to hold an iPod in those tights, popular online newspapers, diarrhea inducing foods, and to be honest the last few rounds kind of ran together. Something about random knowledge, not sure though.
To the victors!
Congrats to Vin Diesel: Abs Make Me Hot in ALL The Rights Places for coming in first place and winning a $25 gift card, Vin Diesel: Why Oscars Were Made for coming in second place for the $15 prize and Team Name for third place and a $10 card.
Best Team Name/Worst Human Awards go to Amanda Berry: 2013 Hide n Seek Champ and Ten years in Cleveland and all I got was this lousy baby. You're all bad people, but that also makes me happy in an odd way.
I hope this was the first of many anniversary quizzes in the future and I'll see you guys next Wednesday at 7:30.
-Clayton
P.S. Yes, I do own that tuxedo
P.P.S. If you're interested Geeks Who Drink is having a Game of Thrones quiz in Houston. Follow the link on the homepage for more information.
Little Woodrows in the Heights
2631 White Oak Dr
Houston, TX 77009
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
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Scores
| Daily Graceists | 79 |
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| She Touched my May Pole | 78 |
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| I'd Wiretap that Ass | 77 |
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| Drinking Team with a Trivia Problem | 74 |
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| That's what happens, Larry, when you find a stranger in the Alps | 72 |
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| If you're not into it, pretend she's a goat | 69 |
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| Team Maisy | 65 |
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| The Penis Mightier than the Sword | 63 |
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| Vernon and Maxwells | 63 |
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| Ay girl, you like fitness? How about fitness dick in yo mouth? | 62 |
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| Big Heads & Big Hands | 62 |
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| Boner Jams '03 | 58 |
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| Humbleson | 55 |
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| Strip Club DJ is my Day Job | 55 |
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| Trivial Surfers | 54 |
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| Wobbly H | 53 |
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| Fuck you, we want to listen to the Rockets | 52 |
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| Snatch Adams | 52 |
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| Fabulous Basketball Players | 48 |
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| We'll get back to you | 43 |
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| Badass | 40 |
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| The Staff | 24 |
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| Twin Towers | 20 |
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Clayton

Web
Quiz Schedule
Hendrix Pub - Tuesday's @ 7:30
Little Woodrow's in the Heights - Wednesday's @ 7:30
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Clayton ()
I started coming to pub quiz all the way back in the summer of 2011. My friends and I would hop around between Little Woodrow's Rice Village and East Downtown, but we hardly ever missed a Tuesday Pub Quiz. When I heard that Geeks Who Drink was hiring I got drunk and sent a strange, poorly filled out application form to Geek Headquarters in the Rocky Mountains. After a grueling tryout proving that I was literate, I was given my own Little Woodrow's in the Heights. A short time later, the Geeks that be said, "Clayton, you're so good at Quizmastering that we want you to do a second venue. This company would litterally crumble without that soothing voice penetrating deep into our quizzer's earholes." Now I host on Tuesday nights at Hendricks Pub. I am quite funny, tall and the ladies (read: my mom) always tell me how handsome I am. |
Hello Woodrowsians,
As I reminded you several times last night, next week is the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY of Geeks Who Drink at Little Woodrows in the Heights. Tradition calls for red roses as a one year anniversary gift, but I don't want them. Bring me good shit. The attire for the evening is black tie casual. That means whatever you want it to mean, unless you think it means a tuxedo t-shirt. Wearing a tuxedo t-shirt is almost as bad as naming your team Car Ramrod or My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't. Just don't do it.
We had a packed house last night at LW in the Heights with 23 teams. I tried to get it wrapped up as quick as I could so everyone could listen to the Rockets game and everybody (including people that just came for the game) was really cool about it. For this I thank you.
We had rounds on magazine names, breakup songs, musicals, toothless actresses (one of the most off puting things I've seen in a while), video game starting sounds and of course random knowledge.
Congrats to Daily Graceists for coming in first place, She Touched My May Pole for second and I'd Wiretap That Ass for third. You guys did it!
Thanks again for coming and remember to bring me bomb ass gifts next week. Maybe there will be something in it for the best dressed team too... You'll have to dress up to find out.
Next Wednesday... 7:30... BE THERE!
-Clayton