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So Long and thanks for all the Quiz!
So sad it had to come to this.
We had some great times at the mall!
The Drewschbags had the intellect
And they meant zero disrespect
By placing every game 80% of the time!
So long, so long and THANKS for all the Quiz!
Crossroads is going to be shut down
Don’t let that smile become a frown
Check out our schedule online (around town)
Despite all of those close defeats
Twisted Sisters showed nearly every week!
Cheer to the coolest duo around!
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long and THANKS for all the Quiz!
If I had just one last wish
I would like a taco fish!
If we could just change one thing
It would be more winning teams!
Come one and all!
Geeks and pencils
Side by side in Bellevue's geeky bars!
(oooohhh oooohhh oooaahhhhh – ah ahh)
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long and, THANKS!
For all the Quiz!
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Big grats to the winning team 2nd Place Is The First Loser who duked it out against their peers in a battle of brains. Cheers to this weeks email bonus prize winner Brandi who, for the first time ever in the history of the Crossroads, crit with a 20 on the d20 of Destiny and won herself a bad ass Geeks Who Drink shot glass! Then we hooked her up with a shot of Patron because that’s how we roll. Cheers!
Want in on this email bonus question? Sign up for our email list found here. It’s super helpful because you also get hints AND for some reason *cough cough* quiz gets cancelled, you will be notified AND they will let you know where I go next. Be sure to come back next week for our final installment of pub quiz here at the Crossroads Bar and Grill cause it’s gonna be special <3
With that said, I am off to embark on a audile journey to The Dark Side of the Moon, thanks Round 8…
Ciao!
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Abstract:
To understand how to successfully light ones flatus, we first must understand what flatus is, what makes flatus combustible and safety measures to protect ones rectum and ballsack from the fires of Mt. Doom.
What is flatus and why is it flammable?
Flatus or farts are the gases produced by the breakdown of food with the help of bacteria that live in symbiosis inside our large intestines. The gases that generally make up flatus are a combination of carbon dioxide, hydrogen, hydrogen sulfide, methane, nitrogen, and oxygen.
Hydrogen, hydrogen sulfide, and methane are the gases responsible for the flammability of the flatus. For the same reason Uranus is blue, methane is compound primarily responsible for a “Blue Angel”.
Great! Lets whip out our bics and get this party started!
Not so fast young fartowan. First you must take some very important safety precautions to ensure you complete your task successfully and without lighting your scrotum on fire.
The first and most important safety measure to consider is to NEVER light ones flatus without pants on! ALWAYS wear pants! If you do not heed my advice and light your farts without pants, your ass hair could catch fire scorch your skin or even worse, your hairy ballsack would be in danger of a scorching Brazilian. Second degree burns are usually a bad thing. And if you think that’s bad, there’s one more consequence to consider; think about backdraft inside your colon. Not pretty is it…
Second, to protect your hands, you should consider using candle lighter. Those are the lighters with the long chambers that allow for lighting candles in deep holders. This also helps if you are self pyroflatulating...which brings me to my third point, always have a buddy. Self pyroflatulating is not a good idea so always have a buddy to help. The more, the merrier.
Lastly always have some type of fire extinguisher with you incase those enchiladas get the best of you.
Foods that help make pyroflatulating more awesome: Hard boiled eggs, beans, dairy, broccoli, cauliflower, fruits and soda. Also noteworthy, meat helps with farts but not in the way one might think. Meats take longer to digest thus making more time for the bacteria to produce those gases in your intestines.
TL;DR – Farts are flammable. Have a burrito, put on some pants and let er rrrrip.
If anyone else has any tips on how to make pyroflatualtion more amazing, let us know in the comments!