To me, Deep Blue Sea, was the most poingant clip from tonight's Round 7: Samuel L. Jackson Yelling. If you can't get on board with that, GTFO. 

Who knows Why Fools Fall in Love with girls named Cherrie Pie? $500 later, you'll fall in love with anything. 

Hey, who played squeaky-clean cheerleader Kelly Kapowski on "Saved By the Bell"? If you didn't know the answer, you don't know how to masturbate. 
By the way, DOWNER: the dog side of "The Fox and the Hound" was named Copper. Now, we all have to go to sleep thinking about dead animals, Bambi's Mom and Mufasa.

Why do fools fall in love? It's not because, one day, you'll have a visual round on naming the parts of a horse, and you'll think about all those times you went roping and riding with your ex. In fact, if you answered anything correctly, I took away points..........and I hate you, actively. 

Oh, you like going to Las Vegas? I did that once and I don't remember getting to and from Circus Circus. So, I can't go back, ever. Send my love to Hooter's Hotel & Casino. They're just so gentle. 

Finally, we get the Samuel L. Jackson portion of this blog. Isn't that what you've all been waiting for?!?!? Well, surely, you know that I'd make this happen. Fuck you if you didn't. I mean, he has a plan for super intelligent sharks and he's a bad motha-shut-yo-mouth. In fact, go ahead, say "these pencils suck" one more time...

Jeff, sorry I couldn't fix it. 

Thanks to everyone who has been coming out to Playground (I hear DRUM MAJOR SEX PANTHER will be representing Playground at Geek Bowl). You guys were my rock for the longest time and I love you all. Most of you know where to get your fix, but if you don't, Trident Grill on Wednesday. Come see me, or else. 

Have a sweet Tuesday! 

That's right, folks, endorphins are responsible for that good feeling associated with sex and exercise. Not shame. Never shame.  

Anytime Nicely, Nicely Johnson is mentioned, I will forever think of one of my main homeboys, dressed in a fat suit, in our high school rendition of Guys & Dolls.

Let’s talk about Round 2: The Defiant iPod. When I said Kelly Clarkson had daddy issues, I didn’t mean it in a bad way ("Because of You" is mostly about her father). I only meant to say, “I get it, girl.” That’s why you do not hook up.

ALL of The Beatles songs.

I’d spend any holiday in Santa Monica, Tom Lehrer. Don’t blame you one bit.

To those of you who made derogatory statements about Jon Lovitz: “I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so talented.” I love that man. 

<Insert obligatory FUCK DOMA remark>

King Henry Died by Drinking Chocolate Milk was a mnemonic for learning the Metric System. But, as an adult, I just think about Emily Haines, soaked and dripping in Nesquik.

And we ended quiz with a four point question on Nintendo. Geekgasm. Leave my money on the dresser.

DON’T FORGET: Next Monday is our last night at Playground. Come out and play with us at 8PM. Find out about new locations and drink $4 Maker’s Mark. 

Let's talk about the real issues. Ed Norton vs. Hugh Jackman. Who would win? Before you answer: yes, Wolverine has dem claws. Consider this: Ed Norton fights with crazy. Just sayin'. Also, The Prestige was the better movie, so it looks like Norton wins. Except, I'd still rather fuck Jackman. Oh, I'm just so torn...

Things you could say about the pictures form tonight:

Was Predator in charge of the camera?

Is this a new Instagram filter?

Dead battery?

Whoa, Playground owns the aurora borealis? 

Seriously, what Instagram filter is that?

But really, you should just be saying: 

Man, how many times did that camera get dropped?

On its head?

In a beer?

Off the roof?

Smashed during a rigorous Dubstep routine?

And you should know:

I don't give a fuck. 

I think the pictures are cool. 

I love your faces, either way. 

I am the predator and I will snatch you in the woods and disembowel you. 

LOVE YOU! BYEEEEE!

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