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What a great night at the Green Room. Not to bring up the last thing first but, I want to get it out.
ELE Mother fuckers!
The Evil League of Evil scored their first win last night. After weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks of scrapping it out in the midrange scores, they finally made it to the big time. congrats!
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“Achevment Unlocked”
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I first met the ELE here at the Green Room.
I was hosting a quiz.
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They were playing.
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As a member of the Green Room winners club, you'll receive:
Discounts at some of your favorite local shopping destinations.
Free air guitar lessons FOR LIFE
$30 in food and drink from Green Room Burgers and Beer. (one time use)
A blog devoted to you.
The Internet.
A random complement from a random person at some random time.
Joy and pain. Sunshine and rain.
A link to the Rob Base song referenced in the previous benefit.
What else?
Nothing! Nothing else.
Jezzus you're greedy.
#second place goes to #whoseyourmetadaddy. You get a link too.
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I know I relented on the Kauffman thing. I had a rough night. Two words I could not make my mouth say.
I tried. I really did.
But to no avail.
Maybe I need to do some kind of mouth exercises.
Is that a thing?
The internet says yes!
Practice these vowel sounds by adding any consonant like,"paa paw poh poo pay pee pie, saa saw soh soo say see sigh.."
You may feel a little weird or even amused while doing some of these exercises, but the more you practice them, the easier and rewarding it will become
A Few Jaw Exercises:
Another exercise is to write a few sentences on a piece of paper, then underline the last letter of each word. When you read the paper, exaggerate the last letter, then pause for a few seconds. You could also put commas between a lot of the words.
Say "EE"-Pull the corners of your lips back and say "Eeeeee...."
Say "AW"- (like "Arkansas" -- drop the jaw).
Demosthenes, a Greek thinker, used to speak with pebbles in his mouth to improve his stuttering. It might be worth trying with something clean, safe and edible, such as cookies or ice cubes. Be careful!
Be confident and stay relaxed while talking to anyone. That helps you to get more clarity in your speech.
Andy Kauffman is not dead by the way. I was just agreeing to placate all of you.
Tranny Cakes won first place.
What is this awful music? 2nd
And the 3rd place team and winner of the Sassion-brett was Olives Salty Pits.
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I was feeling pretty saucey when I got to the Green Room last night. Fortunately for me, so was everyone else. I was ready to go for you my adoring fans.
I kid, I know you are here for the great burgers and all that wonderful beer and the super fun quiz. Who wouldn't be? That's why I'm here.
We started with a TV duh round, which was easy as hell...if you were over 30. That left Tequila Mocking Bird out but all the old people did well. Round 2, the color of music was pretty sweet. Anytime you can have Jonny Cash, 311, and Bobby Brown in the same round, you can consider that a banner night.
Round 3 was all about jail bait movies. Which you all did well on...creeps. Speaking of disappointment, can someone tell me why Lee is the only one who knew about Phoebe Cate's boobs?
Travesty.
Round 4 was about...Hamburgers I think. I don't really know because I didn't read it. No that was read by Auditioner Dave. Who received a standing ovation after he was done. Then I beat him to death with a bottle of Love Child #3 while screaming “This is my venue, This is my venue, This is my venue!”
Yes the cops came but since this happens so often, they let me go on my own recognizance so I could finish the quiz.
Thanks KCPD.
Round 5 was about traditional dress from around the world. That in itself isn't odd. When you see that Jenny was wearing a sombero you can't help but think, “shouldn't she be working in the kitchen?”
No.
That's racist.
Plus she isn't even really mexican, she's asian.
So I flipped her off.
We are soon to be married.
Round 6 Was about burning and bridges. Get this, not one single question in the round about my reoccurring dream about set Beau Bridges on fire. YOU RUINED STARGATE SG-1 BEAU, YOU RUINED IT! Then there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth when I confessed I didn't know what Trogdor was.
And I still don't.
In round 7 we listened to the final lines of movies and tried to figure them out. #7 was Seven. 7. 7. 7. 7. 7.
Round 8 or as I like to call it “You should have jokered round 2.” It ended up being the coffin nail for a couple of teams. What with the latin (science degree FTW) and Reddit.
Fucking Reddit.
“We still need a name.” won 10 Bryan points for having the neatest hand writing in quiz history. What are Bryan point's good for?
Nothing.
1+2=We took a razor thin second place.
But, Fun! Ended their 2 month drought with 1st place.
This has been pub quiz.
*I'll put up the pictures as soon as I find my camera :( *